#dilfbur

[addlepater]

I will always be a stanch supporter of tntduo being about a decade or two older then they are "canonically."

c!quackity Is a vertaren whore way past his young dumb full of cum era, and deep into "thirty still flirty." he has his divorce papers framed. he has anger issues, and is an unethical capitalist liberal who's contradictorily only nice to customer service workers, tubbo, and drunk girls in bars. hes been getting wrinkles in his brow bridge from dealing with wilburs bullshit. a momtrepenur. (tubbo, trust guys trust.)

c!wilbur is a ciggarete mom, absent father figure, and probably needs viagra and therapy. his back hurts when its going to rain, he has had several cavities filled and a few that hes been meaning to get fixed. his teeth are yellow and hes worn the same shitty coat that smells like his unwashed ass for twenty fucking years and he dives into bushes whenever he sees his son.

theyre perfect for each other guys.

#tntduo #tntblr #tntduo headcannons #my headcanons #headcannons #dsmp headcanon #dsmp headcannons #i speak #dsmp #c!quackity #dsmpblr #c!wilbur #c!wilbur headcannons #c!quackity headcannons #older tntduo #dilfbur

[aracnidaarmagedon]

Time to hide everything related to dilfbur.

#wilbur soot #wilbur is coming to tumblr #dilfbur #*insert the Ratatouille scene where the rats have to run away #Time to scatter

[commaclear]

I'm gonna be honest. I wasn't a big tntduo enjoyer until I read htid. I had seen the ship on my instagram a few times and shrugged it off all like "yeah I guess that works. I dunno."

I didn't even actively seek out tntduo.

The only reason I found your fanfiction was because I told my friend who somehow still tolerates me "Holy shit bro did you know that dsmp Wilbur is technically a dilf. Dilfbur." and when she rolled her eyes I said "Just you fucking wait. someone out there agrees with me" and I opened my phone and typed in "Dilfbur". No shame.

Anyways, google kinda let me down because there were two links that werent images. I was hoping for a Twitter link because I used to be a hardcore twitter mf. But I got two top links. 1. some ao3 shit. 2. one of your tumblr posts.

In the past there were only two things I'd ever used ao3 for: smut and one SBI fic that made me cry. And I was scared of tumblr bc I had heard bad things only.

I was desperate. Very desperate. This search for dilfs had spiraled. I was no longer trying to harm my friends. Now I was just craving Dilfbur.

I gave in. I clicked the tumblr link. Then the ao3 link. I see the words "Dilfbur? Sorry. Dilfbur? Sorry. Dilfbur? Sorry-" and I don't read anything else. I never read tags. Trust me, it always bites me in the ass. (So much major character death.)

I also have a habit of devouring fanfiction. I read before classes start, before bed, during dinner, when I park my car, while I shower. Wherever god allows me, I make sure I finish that fic.

Anyways, fastfoward about 24 hours and I got converted into a tntduo enjoyer. I made my ao3 acc, I wrote my first tntduo prompt, I binged the yt videos and animatics.

Htid converted me into a tntduo brainrot infested mess. I even stopped using twitter and switched to tumblr.

Honestly, I am alwasy looking for fic recs now because I started to run out.

Comma, you and your skrunkly little dilfs killed me. I was writing rpfs and platonic fluff and then you dragged me back into my dark days of writing one ship and god forbid I write anything else.

Idk why but this is hilarious to me... *gasp* htid is a gateway drug

#anyone else experience this? #am I actually the top hit for dilfbur? #that's amazing #I'm famous #anons my beloved #hi thirsty im dad

[sunlitmcgee]

sory cwilburians but cwilbur is hottet when he's calling ctommy sunshine because it is a scientific fact anyone because 100x times sexier when they care for a child

#i have normal feelinsg towards teh concept of dilfbur #do u still thingk im creature animal or whatveer

[wubblehrts]

big fan of dadbur because that way dilf wilbur can be real and that makes me very happy

#wilbur soot #could be Tallulah #could be Tommy #idc i just like dilfbur

[ghostiexe]

i want to write a dilfbur x reader where wil is a young single adult with a little girl and reader is her preschool teacher or something 😭

#wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x you #wilbur x reader #the thoughts i think are thunking

[ficwriterwastakenalt]

Asking for a dilfbur x reader where the reader just moved and Wilbur is their neighbour :))

The (Cute) New Neighbour

(she/her prns used)

Yn recently moved to Brighton for college and to escape her strict family. Yn had h/c h/l hair and the most gorgeous e/c eyes. Her mother constantly told her that with her face, all the boys were destined to worship her, but Yn didn't want a boy.

Yn desired a man. someone with the balls (literally and figuratively) to have a family with her, someone who would adore her for her passions rather than her body.

Yn pulled up to the side of the road in front of her new home, which was far too close to another's for her comfort. After turning off her car, Yn slid out and retrieved the suitcases from the back seat; the rest of her belongings were already meant to be here...hopefully. Yn quickly crossed the street, almost dropping her luggage. "Do you need any help ma'am?" Yn jumped at the sound of the voice before turning, "sorry, I didn't mean to spook you." Yn nodded, her gaze fixed on the man. "Oh my gosh, I'm sorry," she replied, blushing. He stepped up to Yn with a large smile on his face and shook his head slightly, making his brown curls shake slightly. "Here, let me hold them until you get your door open..you need shove it a little," the male said as he took Yn's luggage so she could unlock the door.   When the door opened, Yn returned to the male and said, "Thank you, Mr..."  "Wilbur Wilbur soot" Yn went to open her mouth to say when a little girl ran up to them and said, "Daddy daddy." Yn's heart melted at the sight of the little girl. "And who is this nlittle darling," Yn knelt down. "This is my daughter Willow...Willow say hello to" "Yn Ln but you can call me n/n" Willow stepped out from behind Wilbur "you're really pretty Miss. n/n" "why thank you Willow you're very pretty too"

Willow quickly hid her face in Wilbur’s leg making Wilbur laughed and leaned down to stroke his daughter's blonde hair, which will most likely turn brown as she grows older. Yn rose up, still beaming at Willow.

Yn grabbed her bags "thank you for the help Mr.Soot but I must go get unpacked" Wilbur frowned but soon covered it up with a smile "oh of course sorry to keep you, if you need anything im just next door"

---

It's been a few weeks since Yn's run-in with Wilbur, and she'll occasionally be sitting on her front steps and see him walking by with Willow, sometimes with an older male and a younger male, and she'll wave and he'll wave back, sometimes the younger blonde will shove Wilbur playfully, causing Wilbur to ruffle the boys hair.

Yn hasn't seen Wilbur in a couple of days, he's probably been busy getting Willow ready for school, which is what Yn was doing right now since she has school in the morning. She laid out her outfit and bookbag, making sure she had all of her books.

Before sneaking out her back door. Yn felt lonely as she laid beneath the stars, maybe she'll get a dog OOO maybe a cat When Yn felt her phone buzz on her thigh, she took it out of her front pocket and answered it carelessly, "Yn honey, how are you?"

Yn sighed deeply. "Hi, how are you doing, mom?" "I'm good sweetheart," Yn nodded as she sat up and picked at the grass. "Have you found any boys yet?" Yn rolled her eyes but came to a halt as they came to rest on a window.

The blinds were not drawn, allowing Yn to look straight at Wilbur, who was sitting in bed with his chest exposed as he rubbed his eye, while Willow was getting into bed. Willow looked out the window, making eye contact with Yn, and Yn smiled and waved.

Wilbur looked out the window as Willow waved back. "Yn hun?" Wilbur waved as Yn replied and waved back, "oh sorry mum, what was that?" Her mother chuckled and said good night before hanging up.

Yn hung up and stuffed her phone back into her pocket before getting up and going inside to her bedroom, where she slowly drifted asleep. Even though she went to bed at 11 p.m., which was a reasonable hour for her, the morning arrived way too quickly for Yn, and she felt exhausted. Yn forced herself to awaken and get dressed.

Yn grabbed her bookbag and checked her watch, knowing she'd be late if she didn't hurry. Yn hurriedly closed her door and dashed down her steps, looking both ways before sprinting across the street and unlocking her car, which she slipped into and turned on.

--

Yn rushed through the nearly empty hallways, drawing strange stares, but she ignored them as she sneaked into her first class of the day, thank goodness the teacher was still working through ice breakers. Before it was her turn, Yn sat in the back and listened to the others.

Yn froze when her gaze fell on Wilbur's gorgeous brown eyes. "hi, im Yn L/n uh er" Yn tightened up "s-sorry I umm" she glanced around the class everyone was watching "students eyes forward" Wilbur's voice boomed throughout the class, causing all students to turn away from Yn.

"Class, please use this time to get to know the folks you're sitting next to," Wilbur said as he knelt down next to Yn, "hey calm down Yn easy breathe." Yn nodded and tried to calm herself down. "How's Willow?" Yn asked quietly, her eyes closed and her head resting on the desk in front of her. "She misses you and wants to see you real soon." Wilbur answered, "really?" Yn grinned and tilted her head towards him. "I think she likes you more than me," he remarked, rolling his eyes playfully.

"Bring her over tonight," Yn replied quietly, not wanting the other students to hear. Wilbur smiled and nodded, "I'll let her know,"  Yn replied with a smile and a nod. Wilbur leaned in and whispered, "That outfit looks really pretty on you."

Wilbur rose from his spot and returned to his desk, leaving a flushed Yn dying in her seat. "OK class, I need to call my daughter, you have the rest of the class off," Wilbur remarked before turning around and lifting his phone to his ear.

The most of of the class, including Yn (who had finally gathered herself), left, but not before waving farewell to Wilbur and then being flushed again.

Yn ran home and quickly tided up, throwing all the cardboard boxes to the corner, looking through her fridge for something to make but finding nothing, Yn began to bite their nails, should she order pizza? ...chinesse? ...mexican?

Yn took out her phone and placed an order for pizza and sushi. Yn sat on the couch tapping her foot while waiting for the doorbell to ring. She dashed out the door and discovered Wilbur and Willow holding the food, more Wilbur than Willow. Willow was only holding one box.

Yn opened the door wider to let them in. Willow removed her shoes and dashed towards the kitchen, Yn was visably confused. "All these houses are built the same," Wilbur said softly as he followed his daughter. After him, Yn nodded.

On Yn's little couch, they all managed to fall asleep. Wilbur was laying on the couch with one leg dangling from the side and the other dangling from the couch's end. Willow was on Wilbur's chest, still awake, and Yn was squashed between Wilbur and the back of the couch.

"daddy," Yn heard Willow Whisper and felt shaking, then heard a faint hum, "yes Willow," Wilbur said, "will Yn be my new mommy?" "That's up to Yn hun," Wilbur said as he put his arm tighter around Yn. "I like miss Yn daddy," Willow exclaimed cheerfully. "It's the same for me Willow, now go back to sleep" "Daddy" Willow spoke again, almost making Yn burst out laughing "yes princess?" Wilbur replied. Yn didn't stay up to hear the rest of the conversation.

---

Yn awoke with small arms around her legs and arms around her waist. "Yn hun wake up, it's time for you to go to the airport," someone shook her shoulder. Yn awoke expecting to find herself in the arms of her cute new neighbour, but she was completely incorrect.

She was in her old bedroom again and felt the urge to cry.

#wilbur #wilbur x reader #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot fanfiction #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanfic #dsmp #dsmp x reader #dsmp oneshot #dsmp fanfic #dsmp au #dream smp #dream smp fanfiction #dream smp x reader #dream smp x y/n #dream smp au #philza #tommy is mentioned #tommyinnit #mcyt #mcyt au #mcyt fanfiction

[pinocchicrow]

when i say i want to put a white streak in my hair, mcyt fans automatically assume i kin this rat bastard

which is all fine and good, except that i’m not a fucking WAR CRIMINAL.

i much prefer people who, when i say i want to put a white streak in my hair, assume i kin this rat bastard

as god intended.

#shoutout to scu enjoyers #slimecicle cinematic universe #grizzlyplays #fallen grizzly #revivebur #dilfbur #also shoutout to jrwi enjoyers #i’m like 7 episodes behind #but god it’s a good podcast #tw caps

[void-687]

The DILFs are they fighting? are they fucking?? why not both? ;)

#dsmp #dream smp #c!wilbur #revivedbur #alivebur #c!quackity #las nevadas #quackity from las nevadas #wilbur soot #quackity #dsmp fanart #wilbur fanart #quackity fanart #quackbur #quackity x wilbur #dilfbur #mcyt #mcyt fanart #dsmp art #dream smp fanart #my art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr

[tntduo-brainrot-is-real]

I am...deeply sorry

#wilbur #wilbur soot #revivedbur #c!wilbur #c!wilbur soot #dilfbur #THATS A TAG #ima scroll through it... #tntblr

[tittyblade]

answer: dilf as fuck

#wilbur soot #revivebur #dilfza #dream smp #dilfbur #have you seen that man. he absolutely is

[hellichk]

If you want to play with power

Then you're gambling with the king.

#wilbur soot art #wilbur soot #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #dsmp art #fanart #dsmp fanart #art #digital art #dilfbur #revivebur #alivebur #POSTING THIS RN BC THE ZOO STREAM FUCKING BROKE ME

[rikuphobic]

I WANTED TO MAKE A LITTLE EDIT TO MEMORIALIZE TODAY

its probably really bad but i had fun and did my best :]

(if i added you and you don’t want to be in it, let me know and i’ll take the post down)

#dream smp #mcyt #mcytblr #dilfza #dilfbur #dream smp lore #wilbur soot #wilbur soot resurrection #alivebur #this took way too long #i’m gonna sleep now #hopefully this gets some attention and my hard work pays off

[commaclear]

Have you ever been in the mood for a homoerotic audiobook narrated by someone who’s delirious from lack of sleep? No? Well too bad, because my best friend is making these sleep-deprived readings of my fanfiction a reality, ever increasing the odds that someday a cc will bear witness to my dilfs. I pray that God strikes us down for these crimes against sensibility before that comes to pass.

Seriously though, these videos are fun and totally worth a watch. I’m in them too (behind the camera), and I may or may not drop some hints at future plot things through the medium of fingerspelling and strangely timed laughter. We’re currently working through Hi Thirsty, I’m Dad (it’s a tntduo dilf au in case you’ve never heard of it), but the plan is to eventually put all my stuff up on Youtube.

If you like my writing, wish to support my best friend/biggest snitch, or just want to waste some time watching silly videos about gay blockmen, then you should totally check this series out!

#tnt duo #tntduo #tnt duo fanfic #tntduo fanfic #hi thirsty im dad #tntblr #my fics

[thomas-jefferson-miku-binder]

dilfza vs dilfbur? let’s not put powerful women against each other

#dream smp #mcyt #dsmp #meme #philza #wilbur #wilbur soot #revivedbur #dilfza #dilfbur #dsmp meme #me talks #unfortunately

[pickledh]

take these and go. spread the word

#mcyt #dream smp #c!wilbur #dsmp #revivedbur #wilbur soot #dilfbur #rip ghostbur #my beloved meme #my beloved