re-rating karkat ships because im bored and like doing stuff to keep me busyy
junekat: cute and silly!! i dont really have anything else to say 9/10
davekat: eh. ive gotten pretty tired of this ship but i just cant bring myself to hate it. i know im aloud to hate ships and stuff,,, but something about it is just so,,,, unhateable... 6.5/10
rosekat: proud to have warmed up to this ship!!!!!! 9.5/10.
jadekat: two of my favorite characters????? in a RELATIONSHIP????? hell yes. sign me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10
arakat: havent seen much content of these two.... theyd be very cute and strange to eachother... yes.. 8.5/10
tavkat: they shouldve hugged like... atleast 7 times in a row... and giggle together... and hold hands... and made extreme eye contact without blinking for half an hour 15/10
solkat: suree!!!!e yeahhh!!!!!!!! okayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! i dont have much to say about it buts its so yahhhh!!!!!!!! 8/10
nepkat: yah yeah yeahhhh yes 10/10
kankat: no!!!! noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10
karezi: someone contain them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!! 9/10
vriskat: they would definitely kiss if given the chance.,,, vriska would be extremely enthusiastic about it 10/10
equikat: mwah mwah mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats the sound of them kissing eachothers cheeks mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/10
gamkar: man. ughhhh. this ship is just too much all at once,,, too much surrounding it... makes my tummy hurt. still too stressful to rate ?/10
erikar: the girls ever!!!!!!!!!! they would rate eachother five stars in fashion frenzy just to win together and then after they would go get taco bell or something idk!!!!! 11/10
fefkat: this is my NUMBER ONE!!!!! karkat ship. have to admit!! i have thought about them way too much to the point they just live in my brain and refuse to pay any rent... i love sunshine and lollipops girl x grumpy angry kitty girl pairings!!!!! they just feel like a breath of fresh air everytime i think about them,,,, 100/100
janekat: oh man this ship would have so many flaws and im fucking living for it 13/10
roxykat: fefkat but with a alot more sass and hanging out... love them in allllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL quadrants <3 99/100
dirkkat: basically davekat but somewhat better yet alot worse at the same time but in a good way.... cant say i lookf for content of them 24/7 but im definitely willing to!! 7.5/10
jakekat: this would be so cute and SOOOO fucking funny 80/100
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NICE BRACELETS GAYLORD. -CG
TT: !
TT: Oh. Hi Karkat. I was wondering where you went.
TT: Glad you like them, because one of them's yours.
TT: Here ya go. I'm gonna go find John.
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I see your davejake and raise you dirkkat.Tbh I don't ship it anymore than I do dirkjohn but I could see it working as a black ship.Dating your brother's best friend/bi awakening sounds pretty petty to me.
Hello anon from july seven. Ok first off. I highly recommend this fic if you like complicated ass stuff with dirkjake, karkat being roped into whatever bullshittery, and a side of delicious drama, i highly recommend checking out consummate professional by egomaniac. (be warned it has nsfw themes past i believe chapter five ). Egomaniac is also one of the best Dirkjake writers in the game so i highly recommend checking out their other works especially empty nester which is a REALLY GOOD grandpabro fic and one which i have in good conscience know, has made a fair few that've read it pace around their rooms for a little while like animals.
HONESTLY i have a few buddies in the dirkjake community who like dirkkat. I think Karkat would take one double take at the semantics and whims that Dirk entertains and go "WOW WHAT A FREAK" and then proceed to subconciously try to iron him out to no avail. I actually really enjoy fics where Karkat tries to kick Dirk or Jake into shape and gets horribly caught in the web of whatever bullshit they have going on. Honestly. I think davejake is funny when its a product of a particularly explosive breakup or dirk tried to piss jake off by dating someone else. And also Dave being full willing to instigate shit with his brother. Like god is that funny to me. Let them have straight people sitcom drama i ask you.
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