#dirty joke maybe

[soporificshoebill]

One of my favorite thing about Amanda and Chanse is how on the same wavelenght they are with gross jokes. He often has an out of pocket sexual thing to say and she never shuts it down, she jumps right in, continues and sometimes pushes it too far for him and he recoils lmao. For examples: the synced YAY! when Tommy said "it's cum" in the last eioyi, the weird hand humping in the staring stream or them wanting to fake kiss at the same time on todays stream. She's the ultimate ally.

OKAY, LISTEN. Excellent point about them being in the same wavelength for dirty bits and the "ultimate ally" bit made me laugh. They feed off each other for sure.

But I really feel like I need to say. We CANNOT understate how much Amanda loves to make dirty jokes. She can match/outpace Chanse's energy for sexual jokes because Amanda Loves Making Sexual/Flirty/Dirty Jokes. Unprompted. There are multiple times where she's made a masturbation joke with zero prompting. The blowjob bit on that Smosh mouth. Amanda's single word prompts in the staring stream like. Ma'am Please. TNTL bits go dirty so fast. She said "do you know where your clitoris is" to Angela in Trivial Pursuit and then followed it up with "you can help me find mine." Loves a good flirting bit with any and all of her castmates. I know we (I) (amangela fans) are Unwell about her tendency to go for a kiss with Angela for a bit but lbr she does that with. A LOT of people. Zero hesitation. Amanda Simply Loves Going For The Dirty Joke, which. Is both great and terrible for my health. (and great fodder for shippers. amanda please).

That said: YES. She and Chanse i think really have such good synergy with bits and always elevating when together. And unfortunately (for me) that goes double/triple with dirty jokes. alas.

#smosh #amanda lehan canto #chanse mccrary #really and truly amanda is such a menace about dirty jokes. god if i ever have time maybe i should make that compilation #chamanda #ask tag #there was that one reddit post about courtney making too many dirty jokes and like yes the guys blah blah but also. amanda is RIGHT there. #i say this with the most affection btw. hope she never changes

[foldingfittedsheets]

I desperately hope the person who just bought my Eating Out design on an apron knows they’re wearing a dirty joke.

#ramblies #unless it would be funnier for someone in their family to see it and realize it’s innuendo while they don’t #I do love the idea of it on an apron #this is one of those designs where I’m like how can I make it even clearer this is a dirty joke without fulling tipping my hand #maybe I’ll make a version 3 cause enough folks on this the sex website have said they took it at face value too

[plan-3-tmars]

okay i know I preach about voting however you want because that's the point of milgram but I genuinely don't know how you can listen to kazui's voice drama and then vote him guilty

kazui is litteraly asking es to give him a reason to stop lying (cough cough an innocent vote)

an innocent vote is NOT going to make Kazui think what he did was right, nor that lying was a good call. He didn't think that in Trial 1, he hasn't shown any signs of thinking that in Trial 2 and that is not the thought process he will go down in Trial 3!!!

He's not asking for his lies to he forgiven, he's asking to be FREED from them. The guilt of what his lies caused now more then ever is waying so heavily down on him that he just wants to see a reason that tells him that telling the truth will be okay and that his 'sin' is not this horrible thing that he or others around him chalks itself to be

#im not saying i understand him better then you... but if you want to take it that way! #joking joking im not serious #obviously i cant predict the future but i highly doubt an innocent vote will make him think he did the right thing all along #you guys forget that he genuinely cared about hinako and still does #yes he feels guilty for her death because he was the reason for it but also that was his friend bro!!!! #just because he didnt love her romantically and was well aware of that while going into their marriage #doesnt mean he didnt feel bad about what he was doing!!! he did!!! his sad moping is litteraly everywhere in half and cat!!!!!!! #maybe its because im gay and can relate heavily to the feeling of being terrified that someone will find out your dirty secret #hashtag outted gang #but idk... i just dont think he deserves such a tight ratio #milgram project #kazui mukuhara #milgram

[thatgirl4815]

Transitions & Tension

I know we’ve all been praising Mile and Apo for their acting this episode, but I want to jump in and say that what’s impressive isn’t only their execution of immense tonal shifts but the speed and at which they execute these shifts. Their mood changes are seamless rather than choppy and divided. Not only does it make the scenes more entertaining and realistic, but it also makes them feel whole. 

Like in this beloved scene:

The shift happens right in this gif. Kinn’s face falls ever so slightly--without saying a word, we’ve already connected the dots about what he’s feeling. It reminds me of Ep6 in a way. This flirtation between them is a break from the real world. Kinn gets caught up in the moment before reality crashes back in. Porsche’s smiling face brings him joy, but everything about their situation is fragile. Porsche is still Kinn’s bodyguard, and he must assume all of the duties that come with that, but Kinn has never really wanted Porsche in this position (and I don’t think he ever really will). In the first few episodes, it was out of obstinance and annoyance with Porsche’s attitude. But oh how the tables have turned by Ep7. Kinn has acted as Porsche’s bodyguard in previous episodes, and it’s all been leading to this realization that the only way for Kinn to guard his heart is for Porsche not to guard his body. It’s an unwinnable situation though, because regardless of Kinn’s authority, Porsche still has to assume his role, no matter how dangerous it is. Kinn failed to free him from it in Ep6, so the only option now is to keep Porsche close and pray for his safety. 

Back to my point: the fact that this one scene--this one gif--can bring all of this context to mind shows just how natural and impactful the transition is. The mood flips as Kinn’s expression changes, but that’s all we need to understand the gravity of this moment. They can flirt and play with each other, but there is always this underlying threat to their interactions--the thought that for all they have gone through together, they could be ripped apart in a million different ways. 

(We won’t talk about the fact that this scene also uses three different music selections, each with varying tone, to coincide with these transitions. It’s a risky move to use so many selections, but in my opinion, it works. And Jeff’s soaring vocals of “Why don’t you stay?” as they look at each other??? Yeah.)

Let’s not even get started on the newest installment of The Scene™, because that’s got mood changes galore. Rage, frustration, heartbreak, guilt, forgiveness, desperation, lust, love: all in the span of only a few minutes. Mile and Apo have proven themselves to be phenomenal actors on their own, but they have a unique way of communicating with each other through their expressions alone. Their emotions are almost palpable, and they silently interact in a way that heightens these mood transitions effortlessly and realistically. 

From a screenwriting and acting perspective, this final scene is risky. It quickly becomes sexual, but this isn’t a hate-sex moment, as it very well could’ve been. Kinn and Porsche are very clearly sexually attracted to one another, but their coming together isn’t initiated solely by lust; as in both of KP’s sex scenes so far, the physical intimacy is inextricably tethered to the emotional intimacy. As @fleet-off​ mentioned in one of her posts, television doesn’t show emotionally-invested sex scenes very often, but that’s what makes KP’s so poignant. The tonal transition feel seamless at the end of Ep7 (at least in my opinion) because of these emotional layers they have built up so carefully over the course of the last seven episodes. I personally went into the show expecting the feelings to come after the sex, but I have been pleasantly surprised by the added layer of emotion because it makes everything feel not only necessary, but richer. And I think it’s really difficult to portray a relatively graphic sex scene and make it feel as if it really needs to be there.

Anyways, I go into more detail about how cinematographic features like lighting and camera angle play into these mood changes in this post.

As usual, this post became a lot longer than I intended, but my concluding thought is that KinnPorsche manages to handle transitions in a masterful way that I adore very much. 🙂

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche meta #Update: #I have rewatched the first gif of Kinn at least 1000 times now #His smile makes my heart so happy #He just wants to be with Porsche so badly ugh #I make so many serious meta posts but these tags are the place I can rant #because seriously they were making so many dirty jokes here but my heart couldn't handle the cuteness #PAPA KORN DARES TO INTERFERE IN THIS #Korn must know the toll that Kinn's role takes on him #He seems content letting his other two sons do what they want so long as he has somebody he can count on #I want Kinn to tell him off so badly but also #Can Porsche tell him off? #I'd pay to see that #LET YOUR SON BREATHE #Maybe if you weren't always strangling his emotions then he wouldn't be like that #The main thing I take away from this episode #Is that Kinn is desperate #It piggybacks nicely off of last episode #kinnporsche ep7 #kinnporsche episode 7 #kinnporsche ep 7

[seaglassdinosaur]

I love the brand of adult humor Dead End brings to the scene because it isn’t a ‘raunchy dirty jokes’ type of humor, it’s a wittier ‘real world relatable-to-the-older-viewers’ type of humor.

#like it’s presented in a way the kids can probs get a chuckle out of it #maybe a bit from deadpan absurdity #but the target audience is obviously the older viewers #‘did aliens build the pyramids or are conspiracy theorists just racist?’ #‘she’s a rich white lady! they can be the worst!’ #‘well I’m not immediately good at it so I might as well give up’ #like that’s all hilarious esp in a kids show #yeah #it’s again. v refreshing for the adult jokes to not be something dirty but something clever #like shrek’s ‘we’re from the union’ ‘we don’t even have dental’ ‘they don’t even have dental’ #it gives rewatchability for all ages! #anyway #dead end paranormal park #de:pp #my post

[nerime]

I just finished bg3 and saw how half-assedly they treated wylls ending after half assing his quests the entire game AND I go on tumblr to learn they added g*ds specialest pr*ncess line for shart into the GAME???

#fuck off i hate that joke so much it died months ago and they are still beating it #i also had to hear bing bong mentioned in the actual game with my own two ears im so pissed dont fucking talk to me even #stop adding useless shit like that and maybe fix your game cause i got like one frame per second for the entire ending location #and no models loading. and also you have literally an abandoned beautiful boy wyll to add content for #its the only companion you cant hug or kiss in the ending when you romance him it seems. what the actual fuck. #also yes to be a hater i hate what they have done to my beautiful goth gf shart. let the girls be mean if they want to!!!!!!!!!!! #dont scrub their entire personalities clean so the milquetoast boys can like them!!!!! #angery. will delete later #bg3 spoilers #neri stfu #sorry if im not coeherent im just very upsetti they did my boy wyll so dirty and they included some memes for other charas instead #i CAN and WILL elaborate but yeah #baldur's gate spoilers

[afflictedgirls]

getting so fucking sick and tired of alexa nikolas' corny self-serving ass being the face of this whole eat predators expose nickelodeon shit. now she's trying to sell merch that says "sickelodeon" yeah okay, profit off the trauma your costars experienced and make it all about you. that's a totally normal and healthy thing to do with your time

#i'm going to be honest #i don't think she was abused #why else would she keep forcing other nickelodeon actors #to speak out about THEIR experiences #like she's a big reason why people feel so comfortable #harassing these ex child actors #because she's doing it herself #if she's so traumatized then why is she selling fucking merch #why is she treating child abuse like it's content #she can't speak on her own experiences #maybe that's because she doesn't fucking have any #sorry but that's how i'm beginning to feel #oh someone made a dirty joke in front of you? #that's not the same as being molested. sorry.

[asweetprologue]

I just finished a rewatch of s13 of red versus blue and it's so crazy to me that the show kind of majorly diverted in plot after the finale

I really hope s19 and the retcon finally give us what I feel like it was all leading up to: epsilon fracturing into the other AIs and each of the reds and blues getting one. in church's monologue it seemed so clear to me that he was planning to break himself up into those individual pieces - the others even appear when he says as much! but then s15 (after the hiatus season) just has epsilon gone, having left nothing behind. when the season 13 finale originally aired I was so pumped bc I assumed we would get something I'd been wanting since like season 6, which is for the main characters to get AIs themselves and armor enhancements. maybe not permanently, but I always thought it was a missed opportunity to once again highlight the difference between Project Freelancer and the sim troopers. and also it would have opened up so many opportunities for new jokes. really hope s19 goes that route

#come on bernie align with my vision #red vs blue #rvb #imagine gamma and donut being paired up y'all #the knock knock jokes and the innuendos combining to make extremely dirty jokes? #i'm right and i truly can't believe not one writer on the show ever gave me that #maybe it's for the best tho I know which characters all the AIs belong with and if they did it wrong I would be mad 😌 #sorry for everyone who doesn't go here who's being forced to see this post

[birbhouse-doodles]

When someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any fucking thing in the entire universe. And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out, world.

Ok I gotta be honest. I went into Christine expecting, at best, a good bad movie that I'd enjoy laughing at. Hee hoo haunted car go brr how silly

...but then I ended up completely unironically loving it

(scary movie artober #2/10)

#mine #tober 22 #christine #stephen king #john carpenter #genuinely shocked that I pulled this one off. its ugly phase was very long and very discouraging #but look at me! I drew a car AND fire! and I decided to just post it and stop messing with it because I have other things to do today #and discovered a lucky coincidence where when this paper starts to break down from too much water #it gets this great texture that looks a lot like wet pavement. extremely convenient #I can't even nail down why I love christine so much. maybe just because such it's a deeply fun movie #or it could be the tragedy of people who get sucked into violent obsessions because it gives them some sense of accomplishment or belonging #that's missing from their lives and how super scary relevant the metaphor still is almost 40 years later #and how the obsession will kill them and spit them aside too in the end no matter how much of themselves they give away to it #OR it could just be the goofy over-the-top dirty jokes or the beautiful cars or the great music #all I know is I saw it for the first time several months ago and this scene burned itself (no pun intended) into my head so vividly #that I knew I was going to be making this piece for this October project way back in like. February

[emp-blast]

my dream job is to create those gay characters that are in shooting games

#sorry but i just think i'd do a better job at it too. #i am SO sorry mirage apex legends the writers did you SO dirty #like... he could have been a sad and goofy bisexual man #but no. the writers were like 'yeah him questioning his sexuality was just based off of that tasteless pumpkin joke we made'. #okay maybe the pumpkin thing was just a BIT funnie... but only because caustic somehow managed to find mirage's dating profile... #and then he made a pumpkin joke about it #equivalent of 'but what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament 🤨' #like okay mr. nox not only did you announce that you have a dating profile but that you also have your options set to match you with men #like was that worth it?? was that joke worth it answer the question

[miamierre]

i cant write that fic for real btw because that would mean charles would replace dj and i cant do that to my baby girl

#but we can imagine how that fic would go. extra practices to work through plays etc that end up with charles and pierre up close & personal #they have an easy natural chemistry that presents like friendship until pierre makes a dirty joke to him in the shower and charles cant sto #thinking about it because it....makes his dick jump a little (he's so grateful for the barriers between the showers he'd never live it down #suddenly their ''chemistry'' feels different because charles wants to kiss pierre. or wants pierre to kiss him. and nothing on the field #changes but this is BIGGER than on the field which means charles is twisted inside-out thinking about how his desire is presenting. #meanwhile pierre is off doing like. the espn body issue. being involved in sexy/scandalous ad campaigns #and it's driving charles up the WALL!! because he can't say anything genuinely. he can joke about it though. bc that's safe. #so maybe he makes a passing joke tease/comment that pierre realizes is flirting and after practice he corners charles in the film room #and is like ''did you like my shoot?'' or w/e but he's so close that charles knows he's not just asking to be a tease. so he doesn't answer #and pierre kisses him a moment later so it's not even like he'd have a chance to give a serious response anyway #but i digress. they make out for the first time in the dark of the film room with last week's game tape playing low-volume behind them

[dykeredhood]

Just you bitches wait until karaoke venues stock Gilbert & Sullivan tunes… I’ll enamor everyone in the bar with my rendition of Oh gentlemen listen I pray

#I’m not even joking I’d be stellar as Edwin Trial by Jury #nobody here recalls when I had four dirty martinis shortly after a messy breakup #and then performed Maybe This Time for #*from Cabaret #at a karaoke bar #personal

[transboykirito]

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: who would be on whose close friends list and who blocks who from their story entirely

#sword art online #sao #sao and social media my BELOVED you consume my every thought #like kazuto definitely has a private account so his close friends list is almost redundant #and he pretty much just uses close friends to share stuff he doesn’t want silica/sugu/midori/minetaka seeing like. dirty joke or something #or like pictures of him and asuna that look Interesting that he doesn’t want his family to see lmao #asuna’s basically an influencer as we have decided so her close friends is like. the squad. her brother. rinko maybe. #lis constantly changes her close friends list to be annoying #sinon never posts anything #silica adds every single person to her close friends bc she feels bad about leaving someone out #social media headcanons

[pelman]

hey guess who wrote silly noisecouple fluff lmao

#pizza tower #my writing #not sure if i shoudl tag the characters or not. i just wont lol #btw potential content warnings for this include... like... three swears and one dirty joke. maybe a little self doubt. its fine #anyways i love me a t4t bi4bi gremlin couple

[huldrabitch]

Can blood magic be done with period blood?

#I'm half joking but if someone has any thoughts please #Like some bitch out there has to be thinking of it like the face mask period blood people #Respectfully not me but I'm curious #Like #Dragon age #There it should TECHNICALLY WORK? #Supernatural #Maybe #Sabrina the teenage witch #Probably some rituals that involve specifically period blood there tbh #The witcher #Yennerfer definitely has #Skyrim #?? #Would the endometrial cells ruin it #Like it's just dirty blood #But it's fresh #Bet if I ask on quora I'll get some unhinged genuine answers