#disaster children

[lisannastraussisanangel]

Wait, bc of your last reblog I just got a thought but like,,, is Laki the one to craft coffins when someone in the Guild dies? Since, you know, she's a wood maker mage.......

Laki is a little weirdo so she probably volunteered for the gig. I can imagine her having little plans for everyone's coffins (like swords on Erza's, flames on Natsu's, etc)

#bold of you to assume anyone in fairy tails bodies will be found #disaster children #anon <3 #fairy tail #laki olietta

[zipzaizen]

When the shannanigans are over and angst rears its ugly head.

Tomorrow is the day…(*Deep Breaths*)

One more!

#sonic the hedgehog movie #sonic the hedgehog #sonic wachowski #sonic the movie 2 #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt leo #tmnt leonardo #ducktales reboot #ducktales 2017 #ducktales #dewey duck #ben schwartz #same va #middle children #angst #crossover #disaster children #rottmnt movie

[osamusbigtits]

megumi and yuuji making popcorn so they watch a movie, but yuuji keeps burning the popcorn and megumi refuses to eat burnt popcorn. anyway, they almost burn down the school.

#disaster children #jjk #itafushi #bex thoughts

[very-feral-lesbian]

bobby chose gay son(s) and gay daughter

#just bobby and his gay disaster children #911 #911 on abc #911 abc #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #henrietta wilson #bobby nash #captain nash #buddie #bucktommy #911 season 7 #911 s7 ep5 #911 series #911 photos #911 meme #911 show #911 s7 #bisexual evan buckley #bi buck

[scatterbrainedbot]

ok but the ghibli vibes of @triona-tribblescore 's wandering guardian au???

like i could live in this world forever tbh

inspo boards/refs below ft trionas SPECTACULAR GORGEOUS AMAZING og works of the au bros

#my art #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #wandering guardian au #rise mikey #rise raph #rise leo #rise donnie #triona i am throwing these at u smack in ur face /aff #please imagine soft and beautiful ghibli piano music in the bg thank u #leos def isnt as pollished as the other two but alas #and donnies space need about 73% more clutter buT ALAS #also idk if its accurate but #ADORE the concept of this aus splinter having four just fucking god-powered children #like #tiny kiddos causing literal natural disasters #leonardo what have i told you about flash flooding the river? #yes i understand you had the zoomies but now all the fish are dead and raphies upset #please go apologize #donatello i am very glad you had a good day however we cannot keep repeating the same 24 hours again and again #it is making michelangelo nauseous and disturbing the locals #idk in acutuality itd prolly make more sense for the boys to only been given/have begun developing the powers when theyre older #but tiny tot turtles with horrific power is just so fun as a concept

[tolkienillustrations]

“It [The Lord of the Rings] is finished, if still partly unrevised, and is, I suppose, in a condition which a reader could read, if he did not wilt at the sight of it…now I look at it, the magnitude of the disaster is apparent to me. My work has escaped from my control, and I have produced a monster: an immensely long, complex, rather bitter, and very terrifying romance, quite unfit for children (if fit for anybody); and it is not really a sequel to The Hobbit, but to The Silmarillion.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien to Sir Stanley Unwin, 24 February 1950

#LOTR #Silmarillion #Tolkien #quotes #Tolkien I love you so much #*writes a book that becomes known as the pinnacle of the fantasy genre* “this is a disaster” #“quite unfit for children (if fit for anybody)” #how do I communicate to Tolkien's ghost that LOTR and the Silmarillion are both my favorite books?!?!?

[lupon]

It's weird to think that Robin and Will are the only characters with a canon sexuality. You can headcanon any other characters with any sexuality and no one can tell you you're wrong. That's wild

#idk i was just thinking about this #my gay disaster children #byler #steddie #will byers #ronance #nancy wheeler #jargyle #jonathan byers #argyle #elmax #el hopper #max mayfield #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #elumax #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #murray bauman #murray definitely isnt straight cmon now

[glitter-lisp]

Love that when faced with the same problem Amity tried to talk to and reason with their parents, while the twins went straight for arson and grand theft auto

#the owl house #toh #amity blight #edric blight #emira blight #love my chaotic disaster children <3

[fanaticalthings]

I think the reason why I like Battinson so much is because I feel like this version of Bruce is the most likely to cry when it comes to like, anything, but especially his kids.

I always make jokes about how all it takes is for one mean comment from his kids for Bruce to start absolutely bawling, but I actually could see this happening with Battinson, but instead of crying when his kids bully him, he just cries when they do, well, anything.

Like this man looks like he's about to cry 24/7, so imagine him with 6 hyperactive, intelligent, sassy and adorable children?? He would not survive, they'd tear him apart, but especially with overwhelming love lmao

Everytime he signs adoption papers, he cries. Doesn't matter if he's done it a million times.

His kids want him to read them a bedtime story? He's holding back tears.

Kids want a hug? Totally not crying haha.

Seeing any of his kids with various accomplishments? Tears of pride, no matter how many achievements they reach.

Kid gently implies they'd like to be left alone? Bruce is immediately all "oh no they hate me I did something wrong what did i do do i apologize should i tell them i love them am i a bad parent-" He def has separation anxiety with all of his kids.

Basically anytime any of them call him "dad"? He's hiding in his study to cry out all the overflowing affection within him.

Like I genuinely feel like this Bruce would be the most emotionally vulnerable with his kids. Like he'd be SO soft with them. I bet he's always happy to do little things for/with them, like brushing their hair, eating breakfast with them, watching TV, playing with Legos, etc.

I could see him being the most attentive father, always being cautious and trying to make sure he's doing everything right as a parent. I need to see him cuddle his kids.

DC needs to let Battinson have a Robin because I know that man would drop anything for his children.

and dont get me started on how absolutely devastated this Bruce would be if one of his kids got hurt (and imagine how anguished he becomes after Jason's death)

#i can see this bruce being a very clueless but loving father. let him be softly paternal with any kid he interacts with #i think dc needs to give us a Batman who cries fr #emotionally vulnerable bruce wayne when hes with his family is my shit #the first time he tries to carry one of his kids and realizes theyre too big he starts crying on the spot #ik its been a while since the batman came out ok but i love battinson so much you dont understand #hes a disaster of a man but he tries his best to give his children the childhood he never got #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #batdad #the batman #battinson #dc comics #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batkids #fanatical posting

[cabesswtaer]

this but jerejean

#I know we’ve done this with andreil already #but after reading tsc I feel like it applies to Jean and Jeremy so well #*sob* I love my disaster gay children #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #jean moreau #tsc #jeremy knox #neil josten #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #Jerejean #andreil #tsc spoilers

[bowandbrush]

as some of you may know I recently got some new ink pens so imma just dump some tip tests

bro what is this formatting 😭

Shredder draining life force outta Leo AU? 🤨

I think I’ll take a short break on digital art because I really need to focus on school lol

#Doodles #bowdoodles #rottmnt art #sonic x rottmnt #My autistic children #Rottmnt #Traditional art #Egg man donnie #Disaster chins #2012 tmnt #smooth Donatelloooo

[tervaneula]

Credit for this goes to the brilliant @antimattercontainment , their comment on a chapter of nqk gave me this brain worm and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it ever since

#sorry for changing the wording tho. i can't have papa leo cuss in front of children #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt fanfiction #disaster twins #kinda lol #tcest dni #rise leo #future leonardo #rise donnie #tervdraws #saverottmnt #unpauserottmnt #not quite kintsugi #nqk

[smcganns]

#TEN YEARS??????? #christ im old #also i still love them so much #FAKE DIVORCE #lmao #they’re children #call the midwife #smcganns #stephen mcgann is a human disaster #laura main #stephen mcgann

[kurtssingh]

"Skywalker & Master Dooku's Tree"

#star wars #disaster lineage #like a children's book #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #dooku #anakin skywalker #yoda #ahsoka tano #reva #grogu #youngling #peaceful star wars

[incorrectskywalkers]

more disaster lineage cal au incorrect quotes because i really want to write a fic about this but writer's block be damned so i'm doing this instead

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Anakin: I lost Cal. Obi-Wan: How did you LOSE Cal?! Anakin: To be fair, he is very small.

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Obi-Wan, watching Cal do something stupid: Anakin, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Anakin: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Obi-Wan: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Obi-Wan: Cal, please get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you? Cal, to Anakin: Obi-Wan wants you to get out of the house.

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Anakin, to Cal: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Cal: Twelve, actually. Anakin: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Cal: Yours. Anakin: That's right, no one's. Also don't tell Obi-Wan about this.

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Anakin: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Obi-Wan: Cal and Ahsoka were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Cal: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Ahsoka: *crouches down* Obi-Wan: *kneels down* Anakin: *sits on the floor* Cal: Cal: I hate all of you.

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Anakin, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip- Cal: In our favorite piece of shit! Ahsoka: Doing 95! Obi-Wan: We’re going to kriffing die!

#together anakin. cal and ahsoka are like the unholy trinity of chaos #also to note in this au. cal is obi-wan's padawan and ahsoka is still anakin's #cal would be like. 9/10 when he becomes obi wan's padawan. since in fallen order he was 13 when order 66 happened #the jedi sending out literal children into war like 'yeah this is fine' #star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars au #disaster lineage cal #disaster lineage #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #cal kestis #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor

[dollypopup]

#polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #bridgerton #bridgerton s3 #nah lbr neither of them know how to cook ahahaha #unless it's a modern au #then colin learns to bake just to satisfy the bottomless pit that is his stomach #and penelope has survived off of microwave ramen since she was 12 years old #i love my disaster children