#disaster klaus

[allisoooon]

All of the Hargreeves siblings are bad people.  Not in the way you’d describe someone morally deficient, but in the same way as you’d call someone a bad dancer or a bad plumber when they lack the expected skill set.  They just suck at being humans in a society.

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #someone write a book 'humaning for dummies' #tbh i'd need that book #i love them all though #they are such disasters

[dykefive]

@cedarghosts said they needed art where klaus tries to show five a meme and five has an old man moment… what am i but a jester jingling for the court

#don’t look too close at the perspective we don’t have to talk about it #also 100%. five is a nearsighted little shit i’ll never let go of that hc #number five grandpa… i needed a reason for him to wear a tee #he’s squinty and angry because he got caught sleeping on the couch at 2 pm in true dad style #the next thing he does is learn to take selfies #anyways >:) #five is a fuckin disaster #and i think cellphones should exist just none of the hargreeves understand them #five #klaus #five hargreeves art #klaus hargreeves art #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy art #tua fanart #the umbrella academy fanart #number five #klaus hargreeves #number five art #.k #.k art #art art art

[luca-random-stuff]

the brelly siblings would LOVE the barbie movie

#the umbrella academy #brella #gay disaster #klaus hargreeves would make them watch

[blairwaldcrf]

stefan: can't speak without roasting klaus every second

also stefan: wdym you won't heal me immediately? 🥺

[ tvd 3x02 | every klefan scene ?/? ]

#klaus mikaelson #stefan salvatore #tvdedit #tvdversegifs #klefanedit #tvd #klaus x stefan #my gifsets #these dramatic disaster bisexuals #*by me #klefan #otp: the details are what make it legend

[lusquefusque]

now we're torn, torn, torn apart, there's nothing we can do. just let me go, we'll meet again soon.

#disaster siblings #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #gave up trying to make it perfect #blame it on my fever #came to the conclusion that i hated the long streak on the second gif #by lus

[georgecostanzaatemysoup]

Klaus explaining the love lives of his siblings and ending with "the healthiest relationship is when Five was banging the mannequin" while Viktor sat there like:

#🤣🤣 #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the umbrella academy #i'm glad i decided to pick this show back up #i missed these disasters

[tua-braindump]

Is it just me or do all the brellies have different levels of disaster bi energy?

Except Klaus. Klaus is perfection.

Diego and Lila are peak disaster bis.

Change my mind.

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua headcanon #lila pitts #disaster bi #disaster bi energy #different levels #every single one of them

[carlosinnightvale]

love to hyperfixate on a character where the writers gave them a few horrendously dumb lines. gonna start saying “exsqueeze me” and “christ on a cracker” 100% unironically

#just kidding i already say christ on a cracker #exsqueeze me might get me some Looks tho #can’t wait #klaus hargreeves #in case that wasn't clear #my entire brain is full of the queer addict disaster seance man

[nightwardenminthara]

i did that psychometrics character thing for faron and his top characters were

Saul Goodman

Eleanor Shellstrop

Klaus Hargreeves

#lmao #a disaster combo #ch: faron lavellan #i did realize the subconscious klaus influence on him a while ago lmao #he is much more put together tho

[van-ecks]

klaus bb i've missed you

#klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #can't wait for this absolute disaster to come back to me

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

You did want to retire. If you like being there, might as well. As long as you like kids...

But, Klaus wanted to retire too. Would being with him cause everything to "go to shit" ?

I don't know. I really don't. They always target those close to me. But if we're both in an undisclosed location, where noone can find us... I guess it's worth a try.

#I've asked the deer. They said it's fine. #I think they're heading out to collect Klaus now. #I hope this doesn't end in disaster. #Ask #Agentheo #Tua rp #Tua rp blog

[small-pleasures]

*works hard to stop constantly calling babe over the last three years*

~TUA season 3 with Klaus in all his gloriousness~

Yeah no problem babe, whatever you want babe, be right with you babe, that's amazing babe, babe do you want a hand with that?

#tua3 #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #I cannot express in words my love for that flaming pile of human disaster

[stiingrayyyy]

Dating Headcanons F.H

What it’s Like to Date Five Hargreeves

Pairings — Five Hargreeves x Reader (pronouns not specified)

Summary — My headcanons for if you were Five’s lover.

Warnings — opinions, no plot, it’s all over the place, last one is semi-NSFW.

A/N — i try to avoid nsfw with five because yk.. in the show, he’s physically thirteen but this one was too funny not to add. let’s all just pretend there was a happy ending okay 😭😭. i wrote this before season four came out so let’s pretend it ended happily.

— if you want another version where it’s just headcanons of you and five in the apocalypse i’m down for that.

— I see headcanons where Five is straight up mean, manipulative, and where he’s just using you.

— To me, that’s not Five being in love with you. Have you seen how he treats Delores? HE’S SO SWEET TO HER.

— So if you’re his lover, he will give you princess treatment like no other, holy shit.

—He’ll prepare breakfast so it’s ready to be eaten when you wake up.

— He thinks breakfast in bed is a recipe for disaster so he never does that.

— If you take a while to wake up he’ll wake you up.

— “My love, breakfast is ready.” He’ll whisper into your ear before pressing a kiss onto your temple, then one on your forehead, then your nose… then finally a chaste kiss on your lips.

— He’ll tuck you in bed at night and make sure you’re all snug before leaving. If you can’t sleep he’ll read to you.

— With him around, you genuinely never have to open a door. In addition to paying for every meal, he always walks on the outside of the sidewalk. He also pulls the chair out for you when you sit and showers you with praise.

— Sometimes the praise is simple whispers in your ear because he isn’t much into PDA.

— There was never an official wedding, he stole two matching rings and gave one to you.

— He’d like to have an official wedding.

— If he has to worry about the apocalypse he’ll probably neglect you only because he thinks the fate of the world is in his hands.

— He loves going on simple dates, whether it’s at Griddy’s Doughnuts, a simple stroll in the park, or a little painting place.

— He’s fancy but he doesn’t see the point in expensive restaurants. He likes the little things.

— He loves to make and paint pottery with you, it’s his favourite thing to do.

— When he can’t sleep he’ll come over to your place and sit on the roof with you.

— If you fall asleep he’ll Blink into your room and tuck you in, and he’ll even leave a note for you to read when you wake up.

— It usually goes along the lines of..

“You fell asleep, don’t worry I made sure you got back in your room and I picked up all your stuffies from the floor and put them on the bed with you.”

— He struggles with insomnia.

— He’ll write you love letters even though it’s more convenient to send a text. He loves you and he’s willing to put effort in love notes.

— His primary love languages are quality time and acts of service.

— He doesn’t show much affection in public.

— He doesn’t mind holding your hand though.

— Five won’t be afraid to hold your hand, wrap an arm around your shoulders or waist while he’s with his siblings.

— Kisses and hugs are private though.

— Despite being private, he doesn’t hide the fact he’s dating you.

— If anyone tries anything on you, Five will glare daggers. If that’s not enough, he’ll threaten them, and if they keep pushing he’ll make them bleed (but not too severe 🥰)

— He’s hella protective.

— You make midnight munchies together.

— He’ll refuse to dance with you in the kitchen at 2am but he’ll reluctantly say yes and end up actually enjoying it.

— Same goes for dancing in the rain. He pretends to hate it but he loves it and you know he does.

— You always make pasta or noodles for midnight munchies.

— One time you made cookies and accidentally woke up Klaus who ate the cookie dough before you got to put it in the oven.

— When you guys had sex for the first time Klaus congratulated you and Five with a cake that said ‘virgin’ in the middle of a 🚫 and woke you up the next day with confetti.

— sorry, i know i said i’d have a part three to my ben hargreeves fic but i wrote it and didn’t edit it.. and it didn’t seem entertaining enough to post, i’m sorry.

— if you want headcanons with the apocalypse involved, let me know <3

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #tua #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #five x reader #five hargreeves dating headcanons #five hargreeves headcanons #five hargreeves fluff #hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves imagine #five x y/n #five #the umbrella academy imagines #the umbrella academy imagine #umbrella academy fluff #umbrella academy scenarios

[allisoooon]

All the Hargreeves’ birth mothers were in a hell of a spot when they gave birth.

Luther gave a presentation of his own to a bunch of businesspeople.

Diego’s mom surprised the hubby with more than dinner when he got home.

Allison gave her mom some new lesson material in front of her students.

Klaus’ bad manners can be blamed on him being literally born in a barn.

Five contaminated an entire room full of meat.

Ben’s mom’s train had an arrival that wasn’t scheduled.

Viktor gave some public pool cleaners a massive headache.

No wonder they’re all disasters.

#tua #the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves