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#disclaimer i do not simp for him but like just imagine the FUN you could have in a friendship w him
musicloverxoxo7 · 2 years
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Car sex – feat. Jungkook
Coworker!Jungkook   x   fem!reader
Summary: You and Jungkook never got along at work. Until both of you have had a few drinks at a work party. Suddenly, you’re in his car, on his lap.
Themes/warnings: smut with a bit of plot, protected sex, teasing, bit of voyeurism, some subtle sub-dom vibes (y/n as the dom), nipple play, handjob, swear words, enemies(ish) to lovers
Wordcount: ca. 2.3k
Disclaimer: 18+, DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE UNDER 18
I do not own BTS. They merely inspire me. None of this is related to their persons in real life.
Jungkook has always bothered you. You’ve been in competition at work with him for nearly three years now. It annoys the heck out of you that he’s so good at his job.
For tonight, the work party, you’ve vowed to put those differences aside. You’ll be nice and civil. For some reason, you end up sitting next to Jungkook, in a corner. His big thigh is pressed against yours because of a lack of space.
You eye that thigh. It looks muscular and strong, and you want to touch it. Badly. Mental face palm. One drink in. You’re not supposed to be simping over anyone yet. Most especially not Jeon Jungkook.
“I like your jeans”, you say to Jungkook.
He looks up from his beer, eyes wide.
“Are you talking to me?”
“Duh. I’m looking at you.”
“You could be talking to Mr. Kang. It would surprise me less if you complimented him.”
“Mr. Kang would never wear jeans. And he’s sitting on the other end of the table.”
Jungkook looks at his jeans, then grins up at you.
“Well, I can’t imagine you wearing jeans either. I only ever see you in business getup.”
You press your lips together.
“I do sometimes wear them, especially when my friends and I go out. I have this tight pair that has tears on the knees.”
“What color?”
“Dark grey.”
From the way Jungkook’s eyes glaze over for a moment, you’re pretty sure he’s imagining you in those jeans.
“They fit nicely, but I sure don’t fill them out like you do yours.”
You look at his huge thigh. You can’t believe you said that. To Jungkook of all people. You bite your lip.
“You like the way they fit?” You can hear the smug note in his voice. But not only that, he’s definitely flirting back. You dare look up. A smirk curls up the corners of his mouth.
“I do.”
Jungkook’s head turns to his left, then to the front before returning to you. He holds out his hand. You put yours in it.
“They feel very nice too. The jeans, of course”, he adds with a mischievous grin.
He guides your hand to hover over his thigh. You realize if you want to touch him, you’ll have to do it yourself. You take your hand out of his and run it down the length of his thigh. The muscles under there are no joke.
Jungkook spreads his thighs a little as you run your hand back up. You look at the person sitting next to him. There’s nearly half a meter of free bench space between them and him.
“Hey, why are you glued to me? You have plenty of space.”
“But I want to be glued to you.”
You’ve never encountered this Jungkook. Playful, flirty, a bit pouty. Normally, he’s very professional. Truth be told, though, he has been a bit more casual around you the past few months.
Looking at him innocently, you run your hand further up his thigh. You can see his Adam’s apple bob as he swallows hard.
Just before you reach his crotch, you take your hand away, giggling. You take a tiny sip from your drink. If you drink much more, you might do something even more unreasonable.
“You’re actually quite fun outside the office”, Jungkook says. You look at him. He’s leaning back against the backrest, his hands linked over his crotch. Your eyes linger a little too long on his hands.
“I’m not superman, y/n. You’ve been rubbing your half-naked thigh against mine the past half hour.”
“Whose fault is that”, you ask, nodding at the empty space on his other side. The cute grin returns.
“Mine. By choice.”
You shrug your shoulders and return to your drink, rubbing your thigh against his some more. You’re extremely glad the tables in this restaurant have tablecloths. Nobody can see anything weird going on.
Jungkook’s hand on your thigh tears you out of your thoughts.
“Please, stop moving as least.”
“Or?”
“You’re the boss.”
He shrugs his shoulders, but his intense eyes search your face.
“I’m the boss?”
Technically you are. At work. You’re not working now. Interesting.
You lean in a little and lower your voice.
“I will touch you again now. Don’t move or react. Keep talking to me.”
“How’s the recruitment for a new intern going?”
“Okay. We have a few potentially good ones. They’re all coming in next week for an interview.”
You run your hand up the inside of his thigh. His face remains surprisingly passive. His thigh tenses under your touch, though.
“That’s good. Tell me if you need help interviewing them.”
Your hand is nearly at his crotch. He swallows.
“Perhaps I’ll give you the preliminary round of interviews. The most suitable ones get to work with us for an afternoon and I’ll interview them then.”
You nudge Jungkook’s hand away. You’d love to look down, but that’d be suspicious. Instead, you opt to take another sip from your drink with your free hand.
“Works for me.” The last word is followed by a quick inhale as your hand strokes over the bulge in Jungkook’s pants.
“Good. I’ll give you the files on Monday.”
You stroke again, harder. He leans into your touch.
“Boss, may I make a suggestion?”
“Go ahead.”
Jungkook lowers his voice.
“Meet me at my car. Black Mercedes.” He rattles off the plate number, before excusing himself to the bathroom.
You finish the last few sips of the drink and give him a head start. Also, less suspicious this way.
A few minutes later, you head out. It’s cool outside. In the poorly lit parking lot, it takes you a minute or two to spot Jungkook’s snazzy car. He’s leaning against the hood, tapping his foot and doesn’t notice you. You lean against the hood next to him.
“Nice car.”
“Can I kiss you?”
He looks shy, eager and very horny in the dim light. You take a few steps until you’re between his thighs.
“Yes, Jeon. Kiss me.”
His hand is gentle on your cheek. He pulls your face closer until your lips meet. His lips feel soft against yours.
You grip his thigh, your thumb nearly touching his crotch. He grumbles into the kiss. You take the chance to intertwine your tongue with his. He slides off the hood further until his crotch is pressed into your stomach.
You lean back and break the kiss.
“Not out here.”
Jungkook slides off his car. He opens the backseat door and gets in. You follow him. He’s sitting on the passenger’s side, the front seat pushed as far forward as possible. With the dark-tinted windows in the back, nobody will spot you like that. Clever.
You hike up your skirt and climb onto his lap. Jungkook closes the door for you. It’s much warmer in here. Perhaps he had the heating running while he waited.
His thighs feel powerful under you. Chest to chest like this, the position suddenly feels very intimate.
“Having second thoughts”, Jungkook asks.
“Not about doing this. More questioning myself how it went from us disliking each other three hours ago at work to sitting on your lap willingly.”
“I never disliked you, though. I’ve actually liked you for quite a while.”
Experimentally, you roll your hips forward. Jungkook’s hands on your hips tighten.
“Really?”
“Yes, really.” He’s eyeing your boobs now, but his hands remain on your hips.
“Go ahead, touch them.” He does. His eyes close. He looks blissful. Happy. You lean into his touch as he gently squeezes your boobs. “I can’t even pinpoint why I didn’t like you. You’re turning out to be quite nice.”
His grin grows wider. One of his hands tugs at the hem of your blouse until it comes free from your skirt. His big hand slides under the fabric up your stomach and to your bra. You keep rolling your hips.
His hand dips into your bra. He looks blissful at finally touching skin. His thumb and index finger close around your nipple and twist. You moan, pressing your hips down. Jungkook groans.
“Would you mind if I open my pants? They’re feeling a bit tight.”
“Keep going. I’ll do it.”
While Jungkook keeps playing with your nipple, you reach down and run your hand over the front of his pants. Jungkook lets out another groan. You undo the belt as he reaches to open your bra. He tugs the bra down as far as possible and latches his mouth onto your nipple. Your head drops back. For a moment, you forget what you were about to do.
He hasn’t forgotten. Jungkook takes your hand, which is gripping the waistband of his pants and places your fingers on the zipper. You fumble with it until you manage to pull it down. The way he is rolling your nipple with his tongue and sucking on it is making you forget how to think straight.
You run your hand over his boxers. You can feel a wet stain. He must have been leaking precum for a while. Suddenly a little clearer in the head, you push his boxers down. His hard dick feels nice in your hand. You run your hand up and down over it.
Jungkook momentarily unlatches from your nipple and moans. Your eyes meet. The way he looks at you, you’re pretty sure this is more than a one-night stand. Strangely, you don’t mind.
Jungkook blows on your nipple. You cringe away. He chuckles softly. You apply more pressure on his dick as you run your hand over it. The chuckling stops instantly.
“I’m not going to last much longer if you keep that up, y/n.”
“Fine.”
You don’t let go of him. You keep your hand running over his length while you fish out a condom from your handbag. Jungkook seems to enjoy you taking charge. He nods as you show him the condom and lets you put it on.
You push your skirt up further until it is bunched up around your hips and slide your underwear to the side. You raise your hips and run his tip over your folds. Jungkook watches, chewing on his lower lip.
Finally, you align him and push down slowly. All the nipple play has prepped you well and he slides in easily.
You meet his eyes when you have taken all of him.
“Shit.”
He looks about ready to cum.
You sit still and take his hands from your waist. You move them under your bunched up skirt so he can hold onto your hips. One of his hands goes to your butt and gives it a squeeze.
“I might have fantasized about doing that”, he admits with a bit of a guilty smile.
“Be my guest.”
You let him squeeze your butt a little more. It seems to bring him joy. You close your eyes and enjoy the feeling of being wanted. And of being filled in just the right way.
Your eyes fly open when one of his thumbs touches your clit. Your hands claw into his shirt. Quickly, your hips start moving with his ministrations. His breathing comes quicker as your movements become jerkier. You buck your hips forward into his skilled fingers.
It doesn’t take long until you tumble over the brink, squeezing repeatedly around him. Jungkook is biting his lip again. The veins in his neck stand out.
Once you’ve come down from your high, you take his hand and move it back to your hip. You lean forward until your lips are next to his ear. You kiss the spot directly under his earlobe. He shivers.
“How about you fuck me now, Jeon”, you whisper.
His reaction is instantaneous. His hips start moving upwards in hard, fast strokes. You hold onto him, face buried in his neck. He hits a spot that makes you feel like you want to go wild. You whine.
“You feel so good.”
His thrusts become sloppy, labored. You squeeze your walls around him. With a grunt, he cums.
You lean against him limply, feeling him pulsing in you.
The two of you stay like that for a few moments. Then you turn your head and give him a kiss on the cheek.
“That felt really good. Thank you, Jeon.”
“How about…” He looks at you with puppy eyes as if he hadn’t just fucked you near senseless. “Could you call me Jungkook outside of work? Or Kook? Whatever you like better.”
“There will be an outside of work?”
“If you want to.”
You look at him with your best “stern teacher” gaze for a moment. He looks like a deer caught in the headlight but seems to enjoy it at the same time. Good to know for future references.
You let the smile through onto your face.
“So, Kook, how far is your place from here?”
“10 minutes. You want to stay over? I live with two friends, but they won’t mind.”
You lift your hips and sit down on the seat beside him, tugging your skirt down again. Jungkook makes short work of the condom.
“I’m down for that. I have a meeting tomorrow morning, though.”
“On Saturday?”
Pants all zipped up, Jungkook gets out of the car and closes the door. You climb to the front passenger seat. Jungkook reappears at the driver’s side and gets in. He turns on the heating.
“Comes with being one of the bosses.”
“If you need a new shirt for that, you can borrow one from my friend. He’s not as broad in the shoulders as me”, he adds with a cocky smile.
“I might have to take you up on that.”
You place your hand on his muscular thigh. To touch him, not to rile him up.
“Bring us to your apartment, Kook. I haven’t even seen you shirtless yet.”
You lick your lips. Jungkook has you at the apartment in 7 minutes.
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No simping in the Cloud Recesses!!
I received permission to write a ficlet based off this amazing post by the lovely @lovewanxian and this is the result. They're working on their own fic on the same premise, so make sure to give them some love when they post it <3
I had a lot of fun writing this and drank a lot of water to quench the thirst. It didn't work, but I highly recommend hydration - and have fun!
Lan Sizhui is suffering.
Now before you get up in arms about who to kill, it's not that kind of suffering. Nobody's trying to kill him and Lan Jingyi's pranks have yet to land him in the infirmary - the suffering that's plaguing Lan Sizhui is spiritual.
No, it's not a qi deviation, although he is quite sure he's heading that way far too quickly for his age and skill level. And he didn't get cursed either - hm, well, that's debatable in the circumstances - but the point is, his suffering isn't caused by anything that's related to cultivation or any outside interference.
Lan Sizhui is suffering because all his friends are simping.
But that's normal teenage boy behavior, you might argue. Teenagehood is, virtually, the best age to simp, it's basically in the job description for the ages between 13 and 19.
Fair, but Lan Sizhui's friends are simping over Senior Wei, who is twice their age, married and one of Sizhui's beloved father figures. See the issue yet?
Imagine all your friends do all day is lament over how much they want your dad to "punish" them, how hot his ghostly cultivation is and how much they wish he'd turn them into fierce corpses - Sizhui suffering makes sense now, doesn't it?
And he's been through this before. His friends' first crush has largely been Hanguang-Jun. Understandable - Sizhui has eyes, and he can admit he's attractive, objectively speaking.
To Sizhui, he's been the closest thing to a parent for many years, so thinking of him as anything less is weird - but facts are facts. Hanguang-Jun is powerful, domineering, but kind and supportive. These are all attractive features.
Sizhui has long grown used to Jingyi fangirling over him, and to the self-insert fic black market he ran out of their room from ages 12 to 15. He's done handstands for days to atone for it, and has made peace with it.
Of course, all juniors have kept some degree of Hanguang-Jun worship and, as the female disciples put it, "fanny flutters", but the crushing has evolved into admiration rather than infatuation and Sizhui only has to deal with number one Hanguang-Jun stan fluttering over his dad.
And then Senior Wei came about and Sizhui's peace of mind has gone to hell.
Disclaimer for all of you clutching your pearls right now: Sizhui loves Senior Wei very much and is infinitely grateful to have him back, has even slipped and called him "baba" a few times. The problem doesn't lay with Senior Wei at all.
The problem lays with the entirety of the Lan junior population (please let it be just the juniors, if the seniors simp over Senior Wei too, Sizhui's going to defect) being shameless about a man that's treated them as nothing less than his unofficially adopted children.
And how do they show their gratitude? By lusting over him and moaning about how lucky Hanguang-Jun is to bed him every night.
Lan Sizhui is suffering.
---
Lan Wangji is suffering.
No, he isn't dying, cursed, qi deviating or having to sit through sect leader Yao's rants - he's being Wei Ying's teacher assistant for his introductory talisman course.
It may sound confusing - how could that be a cause for suffering? Lan Wangji loves his husband and being around him, finds his inventions fascinating and likes helping him. So what's the issue?
The issue is that literally nobody in that whole entire classroom is paying any attention to the lesson. Sword to their neck, he is positive neither of them would be able to recall not even the past five minutes of talisman theory.
But ask them anything about Wei Ying and they'd rant for hours. And Lan Wangji doubts it would be a respectful rant.
Because the Lan juniors may not be paying attention to talismans, but by God are they paying attention to their teacher. Lan Wangji can virtually see the hearts in their eyes and the bloodflow directing down south - and he hates it. Wei Ying is being such a thorough teacher, he's putting his heart and soul into it, but his class seems fascinated only with the robes he wears, the way he moves, and they nearly break their necks to look at him when he turns his back to write something on the blackboard.
(Okay, Lan Wangji does too, sue him, that's his husband, he's allowed.)
Point is, these kids are entirely undisciplined. Lusting after seniors is not explicitly forbidden in the rules, but Lan Wangji is going to suggest his uncle adds it to the list. This way, he can hand harsh punishments fairly. Nobody is allowed to have horny thoughts about his husband except for him.
And it's not like the kids are being subtle about it either.
Here's an exmple.
Wei Ying's just finished demonstrating the penmanship for a banishing talisman, and encouraged the students to try it themselves, as he would walk among them and offer help where needed.
Everyone - everyone except Sizhui and Jingyi - needed help. Even those that Lan Wangji knew to be specialized in talisman work.
Everyone needed Senior Wei to take their hand in his, lean closely and direct their brush strokes. Everyone needed to be spoken to softly and encouraged to try again.
Lan Wangji has broken two brushes already and he's probably going to move to breaking fingers next.
One of the students, Lan Yichen, Hanguang-Jun's third favorite after his two ducklings (yes, they're his favorites, no, nobody knows and this doesn't cloud his judgement, yes, they're his ducklings), raised his hand and called for "teacher Wei" (Lan Wangji glares his way, but of course the little horny bastard has no time to look anywhere but at Wei Ying).
"What's wrong?" Wei Ying very obliviously asks and Lan Wangji feels the wood of his third brush crack in his grip.
"I really don't know why this talisman won't burn correctly..." Lan Yichen whines, looking up at his senior through his lashes, pathetic and submissive.
Lan Wangji will have him copy the rules about propriety fourty times.
Wei Ying looks over his shoulder at his talisman, and doesn't see the way the boy leans into his scent just a little bit, his cheeks dusting red at the close contact.
Lan Wangji fights the urge to grip Bichen. He can't kill a kid. Come on.
Wei Ying takes the brush from his hand and glides it once over the talisman paper. He smiles encouragingly at Yichen, who's managed to make himself look borderline tearful. "Let's try it together now."
"T-Together?"
Lan Wangji is a strong man. Self-disciplined, in control. He doesn't know how much longer he'll be able to stop himself from - what was the word Jingyi used... ah yes - yeeting that young man all the way to his home sect.
"I'll send in some of my spiritual energy, and you send in the rest. Let's see if anything cool happens, yeah?"
The boy looks like he's won the lottery. Lan Wangji can see it behind the sopping wet cat look. The brush in his hand is halfway broken now.
The talisman lights up blue and dissipates.
"Wow!" Lan Yichen shouts, as if he hasn't been using talismans for the past 5-7 years of his cultivation career. "You're so good at this, teacher Wei!"
Wei Ying laughs and pats the boy's head before returning to his teaching desk. Behind him, the boy looks like he's just ascended. Or had an orgasm.
Either way, Lan Wangji breaks his brush in little smithereens and tries talking himself out of murder.
"These kids are so distracted today." Wei Ying sighs. "I knew I shouldn't have taken you with me, all they do is look at you."
It takes all Lan Wangji has not to side eye his husband.
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Lan Sizhui walks into his room after having tea with his dads - they always have tea together before night hunts, a little ritual to lift their spirits and... well, for a last memory if something bad happens. It's a risk of the job, after all, though it's highly unlikely, considering how powerful both Hanguang-Jun and Senior Wei are.
So, Sizhui happily returns to his room to get ready and finds several of his friends all over the place, looking much like the backstage to a courtesan show. Some are struggling on deciding which robes to put on, others fight for natural light to powder their faces and the rest struggle with hairstyles.
"Hello, people who do not live here. Where's Jingyi?"
"Getting scolded for calling sect leader Nie cunty to his face at the last discussion conference." One of the boys, Lan Haoran, answers, blending the powder into his skin to hide acne scars. "He's not allowed to come to the night hunt with us."
"That's a compliment." Sizhui replies, and barely manages to reach his wardrobe for clothes in the mess.
"Tell that to teacher Lan Qiren."
"Anyway, what are you guys doing here?"
"Getting ready for the night hunt, duh!" Another, Lan Lixin, says, fixing a golden hairpiece in his bun.
"And since when does night hunting entail a makeover?"
"You want us to look like shit with Senior Wei around?!" Lan Tao exclaims, emerging from the bathroom in a delicately ornate set of light blue robes. "We have to look presentable."
Sizhui rolls his eyes. "You know he only has eyes for Hanguang-Jun."
"It's worth a try." Lan Lixin says, taking a final look in the mirror. "And anyway, last time he said he liked my hairpin, so what more could a man want from life?"
Sizhui takes in a deep breath to calm down. "And why are you lot here instead of your own rooms?"
"Your room has the best lighting." Lan Haoran responds. "God, I really need to invest in some skincare."
"Anyways, do you guys think we'll get to see Senior Wei control the Ghost General this time?" Lan Tao asks.
There are three dreamy sighs in response.
"I wish he'd control me like that. He wouldn't even need Chenqing, I'd just do anything he wanted stat."
"Same. I love when he gets all serious, I'd love him to get like that with me~"
"You guys realize I'm right here, right?"
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Wei Ying saves his third Lan junior of the night and he's starting to grow tired. Of course, he doesn't expect them to be able to take on a night hunt independently and succeed at it, he's quite sure they've never been so uncoordinated before.
The strings of the guqin vibrate loudly and the fierce corpses kneel, growling in pain. Wei Ying rushes to pluck yet another child from their grasps and sends a burst of resentful energy their way. "It's alright, I got you."
The boy in his arms whines and hides further in Wei Ying's chest. He didn't get hurt that badly, but Wei Ying figures it must have been terrifying for him to be nearly torn into, so his reaction is understandable.
He gently lays the boy against a tree, wipes some dirt off his face and sends him a reassuring smile. "It's all right now, you're safe."
"Thank you, senior Wei..."
Lan Wangji rolls his eyes as his fingers move over the guqin. Who knew the Lan have so many aspiring actors in their ranks?
Wei Ying lifts Chenqing to his lips and a shrill tune fills the silence. The fierce corpses writhe at the sound, and, holding the flute with one hand, Wei Ying sends three talismans to immobilize them.
A nod is all it takes for Hanguang-Jun to send Bichen their way.
"Wow..." the "injured" juniors exclaim, eyes fixated on senior Wei, his eyes glowing red and expression determined.
Sizhui, who's unfortunately been delegated to tend to their wounds, fastens a bandage a bit too hard on one of his friends, pulling his attention away.
"You lot are being ridiculous. You could've gotten killed."
Lan Tao clutches his arm, eyes full of horny ideas as he stares at the way Senior Wei sends resentful tendrils towards the fierce corpses. "I wonder what else he can do with those."
"You know what, I'm going to kill you myself actually."
"What's your issue, Sizhui? It's not like it's our fault senior Wei is a DILF." Lan Lixin huffs.
"I do not want to know what that means."
"It means dad I'd like to fu-"
Lan Lixin finds his lips glued together. Hanguang-Jun sends him an icy look. "Stop talking. Conserve your energy."
"Serves you right." Sizhui mumbles. "I was wondering when Hanguang-Jun will do something about you horn dogs."
Lan Lixin glares meaningfully at him, but Sizhui pretends not to see it.
"You guys need to stop thirsting after my family. Hanguang-Jun, now Senior Wei, who's next, the Ghost General?"
The boys appear to actually be considering the possibility and Sizhui barely stops himself from liberally smacking the backs of their heads.
At least Hanguang-Jun and Senior Wei have slain all the fierce corpses, and the night hunt is over.
If he has to see his friends act so pathetic for attention again, Sizhui is going to just jump in horde of fierce corpses sword-less.
---
"Ahh, Lan Zhan, you were even more beastly than usual today!" Wei Ying whines as he takes his rightful place on his husband's chest. "I'm not complaining, of course, but what brought this on?"
Lan Wangji decides not to answer, placing a possessive arm around Wei Ying's waist underneath the covers. "Mine."
"Yours, always." Wei Ying leaves a soft kiss on Lan Zhan's neck. "Hey, did you set up the silencing talismans before we started? I don't remember anymore."
"...yes."
Wei Ying hums and burrows further into Lan Zhan's chest, pliant and sleepy. "Good, good, we would've probably kept the whole inn awake if you hadn't."
---
The juniors' dark eyebags the next morning and their refusal to look either of their seniors in the eyes is peculiar.
But who can understand the youth these days, really?
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Diasomnia: Halloween with Them
Aaaaand finally, Diasomnia. I am such a Lilia simp because he can bully me any day. I regret nothing at all in life. Hope you guys enjoy.
Disclaimer: All characters in this series are aged up. For more information about my version of this world and the type of reader you can expect, please do a quick read of THIS post.
Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw | Octavinelle | Scarabia | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Diasomnia (You’re Here)
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Halloween with Them
Theme: Abandoned Buildings
The thing about the Isle of Sages was the fact that there were a number of historical locations that had been left abandoned and forgotten about over hundreds of years. However, it wouldn't be too hard if someone were to want to find one of them.
Diasomnia decorates pretty extravagantly for the occasion but in your personal opinion. Ramshackle should be kept out of their decorating schemes for personal reasons. This led to finding a new location…and thankfully, Night Raven has some of its own abandoned buildings other than Ramshackle.
This is where you come in since you were insistent on Ramshackle not being host to many ghosts again this year. You needed to help scout out a proper place to decorate and host a fun party.
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Malleus Draconia
“Should I be concerned about the number of abandoned buildings at Night Raven?” You asked, looking at the decrepit building from the outside. Ramshackle dorm and the abandoned mines over in the forest were more than enough abandoned areas for a single college. Now Malleus was showing you at least five more of them, and you were staring down at the first one.
It looked just as creepy as you had imagined, even worse than Ramshackle had been. The building was about three stories high, and you and Malleus were supposed to go in and ensure everything was safe. “You’d be surprised by the amount of time this college has been around. Over time, these buildings were no longer needed and left to rot.” Malleus said as he put a hand on the small of your back to begin guiding you inside. The door creaked loudly as he opened it and ushered you inside.
Malleus used a bit of magic to light up the room, and you looked around at the cobwebs and dust. It really was reminding you a bit of Ramshackle now. “I’m sure they could’ve found a way to make good use of them.” You thought, “Or at least have the decency to have them cleaned out once a year….”
“Perhaps that could be arranged if it bothers you that much,” Malleus suggested, and you hummed, already knowing what he was implying. You could only smile and shake your head, denying the offer to…coerce Crowley into putting that plan into effect.
“Nah…hey Malleus…you don’t think there are ghosts in here…do you?” You asked while hearing something creak on the floorboards above you. The building looked like it still held its structure and wouldn’t just fall apart if a few people were to come in, but you also didn’t want to take any chances.
“Like the ones at Ramshackle?” Malleus asked, and you nodded your head, “Then no.” You felt yourself visibly relax, “The Ramshackle ghosts are special. Most ghosts can’t be seen normally. Night Raven has magical energy that helps them visibly manifest, but Ramshackle is right next to the main building. This one is a bit more out there, so if there are ghosts, they won’t be visible like at Ramshackle….” Malleus paused as he noticed you stopped walking with an odd look on your face.
“Malleus…” You said, looking over at him with concern, “That makes it so much worse.” You informed him, and he frowned, not meaning to scare you. The frown slowly turned into a smirk as he walked over and cupped your cheek in his hand and made you look at him.
“Have no fear about this place; if there is a ghost I’ll protect you.” He said, leaning in closer to you. You felt the flames burning on your cheeks from the close proximity, “Now come along; we need to check the rest of the building.”
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Lilia Vanrouge
“Oh, watch where you’re going.” Lilia’s sudden voice behind you made you scream, jumping up and backing away. The man’s chuckle could be heard echoing through the empty hallways of your current abandoned building. You placed a hand over your heart as you silently cursed going to this place with him. Who had time to be scared of ghosts when Lilia was here to randomly scare you from teleporting behind you?
“Lilia!” You whined, not liking how he was still upside. You watched him drop down, his arms still crossed while he looked at your frustrated expression. This was perhaps the third time he had done this tonight, and you weren’t sure how much your heart could take at this rate. Lilia could only chuckle, that toothy smirk flashing as he walked closer to you.
“Don’t tell me I scared you again.” He teased, and you groaned. He knew exactly what he was doing, “I told you there weren’t any ghosts in this building.” Lilia shrugged as though that were to make everything better. Your eyes narrowed as you tried to figure out what he was up to tonight. He had been the one to invite you out to find a proper venue to decorate that wasn’t their dorm. You had stupidly said yes since you wanted to spend time with him. An abandoned building that was falling apart alongside the most mischievous fae you had ever crossed paths with…well, it wasn’t your best decision.
“Yes, you scared me….” You grumbled before gasping. You heard something move behind you and whipped your head around to see one of the vases on the table fall over, the remains of dead flowers falling gently to the hardwood floor underneath it, “What was that?” You asked, voice raising a few octaves higher.
“Oh, probably the ghosts,” Lilia said, and now your head was whipping back to him. What did he say? Probably the ghosts? When he clearly promised you there wouldn’t be any in the building.
“You told me there wasn’t any!” You said, and Lilia chuckled, walking over to you and ruffling your hair.
“Oh, come now, I was just teasing.” He said, but in the same breath, you felt something on your neck. You leaned closer to him, falling right into Lilia’s arms to escape the sensation. You swore it felt like someone breathing against your neck, and you looked over at Lilia, who seemed to have also noticed it, “Perhaps I was mistaken, though.” He said, his grin spreading, “Oopsie.”
Before you could fight him on this, you felt yourself being lifted into his arms as he was running through the hallways and out of the house, “Perhaps I’ll do an investigation later…let’s get you out of here first. Oh, how about we hang out at Ramshackle?” He said while reaching the front door. You looked behind him and felt like your heart would come out of your throat as you swore you saw something.
“Ya, let’s go home!” You didn’t need to be asked twice.
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Silver
“It’s getting pretty late….” Silver droned off as he looked around the building. You guys had already gone through and made sure all the floorboards were safe enough to walk on and the tables and other furniture wouldn’t collapse at someone touching it. Your work was, in your opinion, done. You hummed, agreeing with Silver as you watched the sun setting off in the distance. You really didn’t want to be trapped in this building when it got dark out. You were used to Ramshackle dorm’s creepy atmosphere because you knew the ghosts there…this was a totally different situation.
“I think this is a good contender for the dorm; we should go tell Lilia.” You said, pulling out your phone. You’d just send him a quick text to tell him that the building was clear. That’s when you felt Silver hovering over and looking over your shoulder. You paused for a moment in typing your message and looking over; his face was right next to yours right now, and if you leaned closer, you could probably kiss his cheek.
“You named my dad ‘Peepaw’ in your phone?” Silver asked, a smile on his face as he looked at it. You couldn’t help but laugh sheepishly, trying to move the phone away from his line of sight so he couldn’t see your other contact names. He was still curious, leaning a bit more as he wrapped his arms around your waist, wanting to know what else you had in there.
“I mean…maybe.” You said, hitting the send button on your phone, “You ready to go or what? You look like you could fall asleep right there.” You said, only a touch worried. It wouldn't be the first time he had fallen asleep standing up; you just prefer he didn’t do it while still holding onto you.
He hummed, nuzzling his face into your neck before letting out a small yawn. You couldn’t help but find it absolutely adorable as he shuffled behind you, detaching himself from you so you could turn around, “Sounds good, let’s go.” He said, tangling his hand with your own as he began dragging you out of the building. You smiled as you squeezed his hand a bit tighter, letting him lead you back to wherever you guys would be sleeping.
You felt your phone vibrating, and you quickly checked it while trusting Silver to not let you bump into anything and injure yourself while you were distracted. You could see it was Lilia responding, so you opened the message and noticed there was a photo attached to it.
It was a photo of you and Silver not even five minutes ago, with his head in your neck and arms around your waist. To make matters worse, Lilia sent an actual small message alongside it. All it said was, “Love, Peepaw.”
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Sebek Zigvolt
You were completely unashamed as you clung onto Sebek for dear life. The taller man had his arm around your waist as he helped you avoid the giant, gaping hole in the floor that you almost fell right into. If it hadn’t been for Sebek’s quick thinking, you’d no doubt have a broken leg by now. “Hey…I think it’s safe to assume this place isn’t a good fit for the decorating…so let’s get out of here.” You said, and Sebek nodded.
“Agreed! This location simply wouldn’t do if Master Malleus has even a chance of getting harmed.” Sebek nodded as he got you away from the hole and guided you over to the stairs. You were basically being carried at this point as you refused to let go. You could see the faint blush on his cheeks as he walked down the stairs, careful to not let you fall and get hurt. He was still beating himself up that you almost fell through the floor.
“I think I’m done looking at abandoned buildings…that was too close for comfort.” You sighed, and Sebek hummed before an idea seemed to pop into his mind. He moved you to be facing him, and he grinned brightly.
“Then how about we use Ramshackle?” His voice boomed in the old abandoned building, and you groaned. You wanted to find the humor in the situation, but right now, you simply couldn’t. Damn him for being so cute and looking like an excitable puppy right now with that hopeful look in his eyes.
“Sebek, this is why we’re here in the first place. I don’t want my home to be overrun by spirits.” You had to remind him. His smile dropped as he did recall that idea faintly. He mainly remembered Master Lilia telling him he needed to find a good abandoned building to host a party. Then you joined him, and he was over the moon he could do his duties while also spending some quality time with you. He guessed he was told at some point the reason was that you wouldn’t allow Ramshackle to be used.
“Right…I’m sure if we did, it would make Master Malleus happy, though!” Sebek said as if that would convince you. Flashbacks to Malleus almost losing his shit flashed back in your mind, and you shook your head. You didn’t think Lilia could hold him back again if something similar happened.
“For everyone’s safety, let’s not.” You said, and Sebek sighed and nodded. He then offered you his arm without thinking as you grabbed onto it, “Now let’s go back to Ramshackle and relax for the night…and don’t even think about ditching me. I almost died and need to be consoled.” You said, squeezing his arm. Sebek froze before swallowing a lump in his throat and nodding. He knew once you had your mind set on something, he wouldn’t be able to change it.
“Of course…but let me inform Master Lilia of my whereabouts in cased the young master needs any assistance later!” Sebek said, going and shuffling around his pockets to dig out his phone. You just sighed…the man really did have a one-tracked mind.
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theyanderespecialist · 7 months
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Base Yandere Pinhead Headcanons (Hellraiser) (For Those Who Did Not Watch the Video or do Not Want to watch the video!)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another chapter and this one is based headcanons and traits of Pinhead from Hellraiser! Please enjoy this chapter, my muffins!] 
(Disclaimer: Pinhead is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and fictional yanderes is fine, just do not be illegal or gross about it. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Also, Also, This is not to be taken as a good relationship Pinhead is a demonic creature of hell and is not an ideal partner to have in real life.) 
(Disclaimer #2: There will be mention of BDSM in this very loosely just proceed with caution) 
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Pinhead From Helltaker- 
.Pinhead was once human, but no longer is he a human. 
.He is a creature of hell and one of the deadliest ones you could imagine. 
.He is always three steps ahead of others, this includes his rivals. 
.He met you when you solved the puzzle box and oh how he desired you. 
.He could make you feel pain and pleasure like you have never ever experienced before. 
.He would have you as his and his alone. 
.Would be the type to brand you, and tattoo you, marking you as his and his alone. 
.Would be more rough and controlling of you than others. 
.He is the type of yandere that will punish you if you were to break the rules. 
.You belong to him, and should swear your mind, body, heart, and soul to him, and ONLY HIM! 
.He has rules for you to follow as his darling, you better follow them too because he is very firm with you. 
.He would deal with rivals by taking their souls through the most painful experiences that he can. 
.To make them suffer the most beautiful pains that he can deal upon them. 
.So much that they will not enjoy it in the least. 
.He will deal with them personally. 
.Once you solve the puzzle box he is not letting you go. 
.If you somewhere are able to close it, he still has a claim on your soul. 
.You belong to him the moment that you solve it. 
.You belong to him and you get no say in the matter. He will have you. 
.There is no traditional confession, more so he is the type that is going to say that you are his and that you belong to him. 
.Then more or less drag you to hell with him. 
.If you are religious he will flat out say does he looks like someone who cares what a God thinks. 
.No he only cares about what he wants and who he wants. 
What and who he wants most is you. 
.So there is no escape, it is only a matter of time before he gets his hands on you. 
.Once he does have you, he will give you the most pleasuring pain you have ever felt. 
.He will break you down and build you up
.Cause you to have euphoria in a way you did not even know was imaginable 
.You will be his and he will be yours, for all time. 
.He will be you master and you his sweet darling. 
.Your mind, body, heart, and soul will belong to him and no one, NO ONE! Will ever be able to take you from him. 
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter is done, I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 
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jonquilandlace · 4 months
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Well I can't stop thinking about if Apple's Spirited was actually done on Broadway with Broadway actors so have a fancast
Disclaimer: This is literally just actors I like and know are currently active. There is very little thought put into this beside "ooo I love this voice and think it would fit the role p well." Feel free to dispute and brainstorm further in the reblogs/tags, but like there is genuinely 4% thought put into this, lmao.
Present (Will Farrell) - Jonathan Groff
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The heart and soul of the show. Requires strong acting, strong vocals, and a stunning sense of humor. Honestly maybe this is just me being a simp but like I fully think he would have a gotdamn blast dressed up in Scrooge makeup for the 1800s scene and no one can convince me otherwise.
Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds) - Jeremy Jordan
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This is it, the entire reason I made this fan cast. Just. Imagine Jeremy Jordan singing Bringin' Back Christmas. The same energy as Ready As I'll Ever Be, and also as The World Will Know from Newsies??? Like, that's barely anything, and he's perfect.
Kimberly (Octavia Spencer) - Khaila Anyé Wilcoxon
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Yeah okay I did sadly feel like I needed to slightly de-age Kimberly to match the younger form of Present; my original casting was NaTasha Yvette Williams and she would still slay this so hard, but like. Consistency, ya know? And besides, Khaila is STUNNING, fr; her performance as Catherine of Aragon is a testament to her skills alone, but if you want proof of her ability to sing gently as well as to Belt Like All Hell as she does in Six, then I will just direct you kindly to her role as one of the Fates in Hadestown; girl SLAYS! (Alternate pick: Renée Elise Goldsberry, because I can just HEAR her sing these songs.)
Jacob Marley (Patrick Page) - Patrick Page
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I mean. Come on. Even if he hadn't played this role already, he originated Hades in Hadestown. No one can top this guy.
Past (Sunita Mani) - Solea Pfeiffer
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Hadestown haunts the cast again, but like, come on. She's so good, no one can tell me no.
Yet-to-Come (Tracy Morgan) - Michael James Scott
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IDK something about his energy as Genie just translates really well to this role to me. (Alternatively, the Beetlejuice energy of Alex Brightman would give a REALLY fun twist to it, especially if the director decided to lean into YTC as a comic relief character, but the energy is just off enough I wanna stick to the source material for now.)
Wren (Marlow Barkley) - Isabella Esler
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Okay to be completely honest am I pretty much just pulling a random Lydia Deets out of a hat since they're like the only consistent kid actresses I can find? Maybe, lmao. That said, having heard her sing, she's GOOD fam! I think she could pull Wren really well!
Owen (Joe Tippett) - Justin Collette
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Okay, so once again, he happens to be a Beetlejuice star, but the vibe check here really comes from his role in School of Rock! It's the same sort of offbeat-person-with-a-heart-of-gold vibe as Owen has in the movie, and like with him also playing the Beetlejuice to Isabella's Lydia, I think they'd do great as dad and daughter on stage. Alternatively, Will Burton (who played Adam in the same cast) would also be a great pick, but gives off some more panicky vibes that I don't feel are as great of a match to Owen.
Carrie (Andrea Anders) - Michaela Diamond
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If you've seen her video on her favorite song from NYT, you Know the vibes.
Anyway that's my brainrot for the year thank you and enjoy—
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hobiebrownismygod · 6 months
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Hi!!! This is the-cat-and-the-birdie 😁😁😁
I just wanted to ask - and sorry if this is weird! But I know Maitreyi is Indian as are you, and I know Diwali is coming up soon. I just wanted to know if Maitreyi celebrates Diwali, and if so does she do anything with Hobie?
I just thought Hobie participating in Diwali would be beautiful so I wanted to ask! Anyway, I love your work and think you're an amazing addition to the fandom. Can wait to read anything new you put out 🧡 thanks for all your effort
Because she was taken away from her family when she was young, she never really got to participate in celebrations like Diwali and considering the fact that there aren’t really any other Indian superheroes in her universe, she couldn’t share her culture with them or really go to any events.
I like to think that Pav invited her to his family's Diwali festival for the first time, which his Aunt Maya usually hosts, and he convinced Hobie to come too (he ships them like crazy) so they could both have that experience.
Maitreyi was hesitant at first, cause she wasn’t sure if she’d fit in well but when she found out Hobie was coming, she decided she’d go (cuz she’s a simp)
Pavi took her took her to get a red saree (for valor) to wear and got her measured and everything. She acted like she wasn’t interested in it but she was actually really excited to wear one.
Hobie wore a gold kurta (for prosperity) cause Pav forced him to, while Pav himself wore a lighter yellow color (happiness) Gayatri wore a simpler pink lehenga (love) and the two of them matched pretty well. But he was only able to see Gayatri for a while before she had to leave to celebrate with her family and because Inspector Singh doesn’t like Pav :(
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Maitreyi's saree on the top left, Hobie's kurta on the top right, Gayatri's lehenga on the bottom left and Pavitr's kurta on the bottom right! Disclaimer: I'm not saying this is what they look like, I'm just saying this is what the clothes would look like.
Side Note: Hobie would look so freaking good in a kurta like do you guys see my vision? Can someone draw him in a kurta I'm literally begging 😭. This tall ass mf would pull it off so well!!
When he saw Maitreyi in her saree for the first time, Hobie was a tiny bit awestruck, cause he doesn't see her in much other than her suit and streetwear and even then, she's very reserved and quiet around him. He kind of let out a soft "you look beautiful" when he saw her and she got so nervous she was barely able to respond. He was just trying to be nice cause he genuinely thought she looked really pretty, but she probably felt like she was going to explode. She was able to croak out a simple thank you but acted like an idiot (all sappy and dorky) around him for the rest of the festival. (She's so silly I'm totally not projecting)
While Maitreyi and Pav did rangoli in front of his house, Hobie was busy lighting all the lamps and candles and getting out the firecrackers. Pav had a lot of family over but none of them minded Maitreyi and Hobie being there, despite being a little confused by Hobie’s presence. What was a British punk doing in India?? Lmao
During the actual celebration, Hobie went kind of crazy over the firecrackers. Controlled explosions? The perfect combination of chaos and command tbh. He lit up more than half of the supply and at some point Pav had to ask him to leave some for the rest of his cousins to play with. But even then, Hobie stayed with those cousins and helped them light the firecrackers too cause a lot of them were young and scared (he’s so good with kids 😭). Like I could imagine him seeing a little kid who was holding a little matchstick in his hand and slowly trying to approach a firecracker and being like "hey mate, y'want some help? S'not scary at all, promise, lemme give you a hand" in his deep voice.
Maitreyi loved the Diwali sparklers, the ones that looked like incense sticks but when lit would burn and crackle. She would wave them around and create these beautiful patterns of smoke in the air, gracefully twirling the incense stick to draw these complicated designs that only lasted a part of a second. Hobie and the rest of the little kids would watch her in awe, excitedly asking her to draw different patterns to which she gladly obliged. Hobie was acting more like an excited kid than the rest, asking her to write his name with the smoke and more (Let the traumatized man release his inner child!) She found it cute.
When he decided to give it a try, she held his hand and helped him calmly (even though she was basically screaming with happiness on this inside), gently moving his hand in different directions and helping him create the same patterns. He's a bit clumsy, and his hands are fairly shaky so she'd kind of hold his hand firmly so the lines he drew into the air would be straight and so his movements would be a little more fluid. What she didn't realize was that he was staring at her with a smile the whole time while she was focused on the sparks. (I'm getting butterflies just writing this omg 😭)
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This is what the Diwali sparklers look like in action!! When you move them around, the light stays behind for just a split second and makes it look like you're drawing. People usually wave them in circles or in zig zag lines for fun, but you can also make really quick shapes like squares if you're fast enough. You can even write out the letters of your name!
Overall they all really enjoyed the celebration and Maitreyi made Pav promise to invite her again next year!!
thank you so much for this ask, I had a lot of fun writing it and I love the way it turned out even if I went a little overboard with the details 😭! @the-cat-and-the-birdie
Btw I love your spider-Sona, Diane, I read all your posts about her and Hobie and they’re literally the cutest. Maitreyi would definitely think Diane was the coolest and feel so safe around her because of what a strong, badass woman she is 😭
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tezret · 2 years
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The most awkwardest thing that could happen is Azul finds out Yuu eats dried octopus
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Azul: *walks in* Hello Yu-
Yuu: *has a dried octopus leg and points it at him* Get out. Therapy's closed for octopus legs time, unless you wanna be one of the octopus legs.
(yes I am eating dried octopus legs and realized that cuz I'm a Azul simp)
Normal octopus? Maybe a bit uncomfortable on his end but not too much. But~ if you were perhaps eating the ligaments of an octopus merfolk, then you may have yourself a very willing friend.
(Read below if you’d like to hear more of my personal/serious thoughts on the matter, if not please continue to the tags or keep scrolling, your choice.)
Warning: Not Proofread or fact checked
I personally believe that a long time ago (and maybe occasionally in the current era) rare merfolk (such as octopus and pufferfish merfolk) were considered a delicacy among land dwellers. Though that’s diving into dark history aspects of twst, along with some questionable morals of ye olden ancestors. Im completely sure that they would never bring any dark aspects of twisted wonderland’s history up in the game (or the manga/book) but I think it fun to imagine the parts of history that humans/land dwellers/the people in power tried to hide, like ours do, or at least cover up the brutish details that may make them look bad.
In our world we often times eat anything we can eat, even something extremely poisonous, like pufferfish. So I don’t see a good reason as to why some awful people from the past wouldn’t secure and devour merfolk flesh for the exotic/different taste. (Other than the inhumane factor of it all. Though that’s a wobbly argument since humans/land dwellers have proved time and time again that we will do crude things for either fun/our amusement/entertainment or for the animalistic urges we repress)
Now I’m not exactly sure how merfolk biology works, or if from where the tail disappears from where the human-ish part begins the meat origins separate as well. But if it’s a theory of them still having fully fish like meat on their bones (or in their body if they can sustain it) then I think my personal not really headcanon could be more probable than the prior being true — the separate meats.
Disclaimer: Please know I am not trying to prove this as canon nor convince you that this is true/false. I would also like you to know I will not be engaging in any harmful/toxic arguments against this. I don’t do thorough research on this and is mostly just for fun and should be taken as such. Thank you (o^^o)
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(Note, you see how I usually joke about how secretely Angie is a sex godess with reality altering powers and a secretely lustfull mind~ of a succubus queen ? Well that, but it’s Kaede)
Would you believe that ? It’s cosplay day in V3 class! And everything is fun and chill except for one boy… Shuichi! The reason..? His best girl-friend and crush Kaede decided to cosplay as tamaki from fire force, minus the hair, thanks to tsumugi the cosplay is perfect but.. she’s wearing the fire fighter’s girl uniform! Meaning Kaede is walking around in a bra! (And cool as hell coat and trousers that shows some nice tights) her more than big breasts bouncing and jiggling around!… not only that but.. it seems no one seem to realize it appart from shu! And the more he stares at them… the more he feel compeled to continue! Even if his embarassement gets the best of him the arousal keep on comming! Each time he looks they look bigger, fuller, warmer, lewder, more inviting.. demanding.. ORDERING him to let go of his Inibitions and turn into a simp~! After a while it’s not just the breasts that seem to grow!.. it’s Kaede as a whole~! She grows Thiccer, sluttier, slightly taller, more muscular and built yet still so plump and thicc~! More dominative~… more hungry for the emo femboy and his fat ass that looks even fatter in that cute skirt~… uh~? Wasn’t he the ultimate detective~?… he can’t remember… he can just stare at boobs~… stare at Kaede~… she’s asking him to follow her to her room~… and they’ll never get out~
Basically a corruption smutt story from shuichi’s perspective, you can add a Sex scene at the end but not obligated, don’t hesitate to take your time, insist on how is mind, her body, herself, his own body, the world, slowly gets changed~ Ehehe imagine me sending an ask that isn’t a ton of work~! Do it and I’ll send a huge frustrated policegirl rumi sitting on plain~!
Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!
When it came to cosplay day, Shuichi didn't think much of it. I mean, yeah, it would be nice dressing up with his friends, but otherwise it would be just a regular day like no other...
Life, however, decided Shuichi should be wrong. Very wrong. Because at this time Shuichi, dressed as Pokemon Trainer Red, was currently next to a Kaede that was, ah, more than just a little exposed. Apparently her cosplay was from some character named Tamaki who was a firefighter of sorts. Now, that wouldn't' be bad, except for the fact that aside from a pair of baggy uniform pants and jacket, Kaede wasn't wearing a shirt. Meaning she was constantly exposing a black bra that covered her ample chest. Her very....jiggly brea-!!!
What was he thinking!?
Shaking his head, he looked away, just in time as Kaede had hooked an arm around him, excitedly asking if he's seen the other classes cosplays yet?
Focus! He needs to focus! On her boo-gah! On Kaede herself. Just don't look down. As they went from class to class, at first, things seemed to go well. Kaede looked amazed at the costumes that her peers picked out and even Shuichi was impressed. Things were looking up.......
Then Shuichi just happened to glanced downwards and looked nearly flabbergasted. He, n-not out of anything perverse mind you its just total coincidence this keeps happening, knew Kaede's chest more than anything. It was big and blatant, but never more!! So...why was it now somehow bigger??? Plumper and, somehow, even jigglier as she moved slightly around, it couldn't have been a trick of the eyes...right? No, who was he kidding? He's just seeing things!
(In the back of his mind, inexplicably, he could have sworn a familiar voice was giggling to herself)
As they walked to the next class, almost as if he was daring for something to happen, Shuichi peeked at her chest again and found-!!
Yeah, okay, something was up. Her breasts were now straining her bra for all it was worth and looked even larger than her head?! How!? Shuichi's eyes were darting between her chest and looking for everyone's else's looks on the matter...and they weren't doing anything at all!? Heck, it didn't even seem like one of them noticed!? How could this...wait. Hold it.
Her stomach...was it ripped? Kaede was a lot of things but, even she wasn't dedicated to building up muscle. Yet, she suddenly now had a six pack!? He blinked and was going to finally ask what was going on...but his eyes went wide. Tall....she was now towering over both himself and even the likes of Gonta!! And no one noticed a thing!? Kaito, Maki, Rantaro, hell, Kokichi!? Nobody!? Not even one? They all kept chatting with each other like nothing was amiss. As if Shuichi was the weird one for noticing these oddities.
Everytime he blinked or glanced away it was like Kaede's body was changing just to spite him. Stronger arms. Thiccer hips. An ass that was rounder than ever and dwarfed even the likes of Miu and Kirumi's!! What was going on? Kaede, in a span of a few seconds, now resembled an incredibly fit, curvier firefighting Amazon!? This...this had to be some sort of trick!? There's no way this was feasible...right?
Thoughts like those were in his head, but they gradually began to be overwhelmed by something else. His own urges to be with Kaede, experience a pleasure never before felt with her. His face was red about the potential, so much so that he tried to avoid Kaede possibly staring at it whenever possible.
But, this was Kaede, picking up details like was second nature to her now!~ By the time everything was winding down, Kaede had bent over, giving Shuichi more than a good look at her boobs, before whispering ever so softly:
"You're really on fire, hmmm?~ I know exactly how to put one out~ Won't you follow me, Sweetheart?~" Her low, melodic, whisper always knew how to grip Shuichi and today was no different. Throwing the lovesick, horny, detective over her shoulder she gave a good slap to his perky skirt covered ass...huh? Was...was he always wearing a skirt? What was he thinking...of course he was! He was cosplaying as Pokemon Trainer Leaf now. He just looked so cute in that red miniskirt!~ It really highlighted his curvy things annd that wasn't even mentioning how it barely covered his fat ass~ Just one slightly stronger breeze or bending forward a biiit too much and anyone could see his pale caboose, covered by a dark green pair of lacey panties~
Something that drew Kaede crazy as she got a good feel of such a thing. She just knew that she'll have fun trying to 'quench the fire' that had gathered so very much in those full balls of his. Yes, she'll spend hours upon hours dutifully putting out every last, gooey, sticky, white 'spark'~ And then afterwards? Well, he could use that tongue of his to put out the inferno that was going wild in her!~ She was excited to not only milk him dry, but also feel what his own cock can do to 'quench' her blaze!~
As the couple went off, a giggling artist could only watch from afar. Smiling ever so happily at her accomplishment. Nothing better than spending a Friday afternoon prodding the flames of love!~
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valsshadow · 1 year
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Ok so by the request of @j2lx, a 500 word essay on any topic thats related to the people i simp for. And hence, i proudly present,
WHY CHROMES ARCLIGHT FRAME BEATS GLORY AND DESERVES BETTER
Here are my criterias. (Disclaimer everything here is purely my own opinion and my love for chrome)
1. Voicelines and poses
2. Coatings (yes i know theres a vampire skin but im in global and even then why that when abs)
3. Fight animations
4. The dorm chibis
5. Affection story
(And now before i go any further, yes i play all my games with chinese dub if they have it, but yes, i also call the commandant shikikan)
Voicelines and poses
I could go on a whole day about this but look arclight needs more lines. In comparison to the newer character frames, he has so few poses. BUT HIS LINES AND LITTLE GESTURES MAKE ME GO INSANE.
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Like look at him going all shy and there are what, 5 of them?? Just imagine if we had more, how cute they would be. CHROME BEING SHY IS SO GODDAMN ADORABLE.
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More examples^^ of his voicelines
And then we have the glory frame
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These are literally the only 2 that make me feel anything but even then. IT DOESNT COMPARE TO ARCLIGHTS VOICELINES. Its almost as of he's grown a little more distant from shikikan after the new frame :(
Next Coatings
So since we have the standard ultima looks above, lets go with those first. So i wont deny that the glory frame looks better. (it's what made me get chrome after all) But i love the little ear decives chromes arclight frame has. Theyre jsut so cute but overall, in terms to standard frames, glory wins.
Now onto the frames you can buy
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^glorys
Its cool and a little better than a similar one arclight has
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^^im talking about this one
BUT
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You can see why. I dont need to say it. (Also, yes, i do have that camu skin. iykyk)
And therefore. My final conclusion is that arclights frame win this. I havent bought that skin yet but I'll probably get it soon.
Ok update: Halfway through writing this i decided yknow what, im pretty sure i have a lot of coating blueprints. Its only 49??? Such a steal. I still have soooo many coating sketches that i havent exchanged yet.
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Can you hear me screaming? HES SO HOT GODDAMN SKJDKHDKAJSJK. NO REGRETS.
And.... onto fight animations
Ignore the terrible gameplay and the fact. its incredibly fast and the fact that im lagging a bit. I have absolutely no control over my dodges i know, im working on it.
(i wanted to add another short vid of arclight as the starter because he just looks so pretty but alas, tumblr wont let me so imma just gonna fangirl over that in another post)
Very honestly speaking, glorys animations and effects are better. Especially when the game ends and if youre caught in the midst of his signature or some attack. Although I'll admit that sometimes we get really strange angles
I cant really decide but I'll pick glory on this one. Simply because its really fun to just randomly ping an orb towards the end and hopefully get a cooler looking pose right before they play the battle end animation.
(theres gonna be a pt. 2 for this. i have so many photos and tumblr isnt letting me put more than 10 so-)
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smolla-than-a-bug · 2 years
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thinking about camilo madrigal with an artist best friend (or s/o, for the simps)
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thought dump compilation
just imagine the endless drawing references you can get out of him, inclusive of different poses, body types, heights, and all. he always complains about it but hey, it’s always a joy to poke fun at you when you’re sitting there staring at him for hours on end—even if is for a sketch and nothing more. he’ll be dramatic, claiming that “you’re only using me for my body!”, but even if you know it’s a joke, you’d still pinch his arm for it because how dare he accuse you of such a thing. no harm done though, he finds your serious reaction adorable (it’s hilarious, really), and he’ll lose it even more when you scold him for moving from the pose you initially had him in for reference.
bonus: he will definitely attempt to jumpscare you when you’re really focused and it always ends up in you chasing his hysterical ass around town halfheartedly threatening murder for ruining your sketch
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pastxlscorp · 3 years
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Bully / Tsundere Mitsuya headcanons
Disclaimer: This was inspired by that Bully Baji story I read on here but I couldn’t find the post, also this features sexual tension and the enemies to lovers trope.
Bully-leaning headcanons
Big sweetheart to everyone so I’d imagine hes not much of a bully (cough, takemichi) BUT if he were to be, I’d imagine he’s not the physical type of bully
He wouldn’t push you or anything but absolutely would bother you during class, calling you stupid nicknames or degrading you with “dumbass” or “loser.” Maybe a little nudge in the hallways, but would never hit you.
You ever slip up in class? Will absolutely correct you when called on by the teacher and say “since y/n was clearly having a rough time, I’ll help them out…” and his comment is followed by snickers to your demise
Won’t go out of his way to bother you per say, he takes his opportunities when you pass in the hallways or literally anywhere. He tends to avoid the physical opportunities in the presence of teachers and will just end up whispering a comment in your ear like “I’ll see you later~”
Absolutely the most seductive bully ever, makes you flustered EVERY TIME he bothers you because he knows what he’s doing
If you dress up nicely or better than usual, you’ll bet he’ll have a comment: “Awh, you tried to dress up nice, how cute~”
Plays with your hair or anything you have on you bc sexual tension (enemies to lovers arc when?)
If you’re in his home economics club, he’d absolutely humiliate you even if your work is good, just to be a dick:
“Looks like someone wasn’t paying attention,” or “Is this the best you can do?”
Will find an excuse to keep you behind after club hours, either you didn’t complete your work, he wanted to scold you, anything.
Sees you smiling with someone else? Absolutely comes to ruin your day by bothering you in front of them. Doesn’t matter who it is and what they say to confront him, his ego is up his ass.
Tsundere-leaning headcanons
Won’t admit it but absolutely loves seeing you smile, he actually wishes he didn’t bully you enough to make you hate him. Otherwise, maybe he could make you smile like that.
Doesn’t really want to bother you, he only does it for attention. He has a hard time catching your attention when he’s being nice because he’s nice to everyone so... it’s hard to tell what’s different about his behavior with you. You’ve learned that he doesn’t mean what he’s saying, he’s just being a dick.
His club will absolutely treat you like a joke, but he’s a tsundere so he’d make it clear that he’s the only one allowed to bully you. However, it’d come out as something like “Now everyone, let’s focus on our work! Y/n isn’t worth the time.” and of course all his simps laugh. Despite this, his simps envy the attention he gives you, even though he’s always making fun of you.
Not THAT cruel, start crying in front of him and any bully gene in his body vanishes and he will absolutely feel like shit, but he’ll come out pretty cold.
“Why are you crying? Such a crybaby-- dumbass. It’s not that serious, no need to ruin your makeup.”
Actions speak louder than words, and he’ll actually wipe away your tears with his thumbs or a handkerchief if he has one. He’ll help you fix up your makeup if you’re wearing any and makes sure you look presentable so nobody knows you were crying. Don’t expect too much from him though, he’ll tell you this is a one-time thing and it’s only because he doesn’t want people knowing he made you cry— it’s bad for his reputation.
The only people he’ll allow to bully you is his friends, only because they know he has the fattest crush on you
When going to meet Mitsuya after he finished his club activities, they noticed how he was teasing some girl. They carefully watched the way he twirled their hair or pulled the chain on their neck to pull them closer as he pinned them to the wall, and best of all, the biggest shit-eating smirk growing on his face upon seeing their flustered reaction. They instantly knew he had a crush on the girl, since Mitsuya is generally soft and they could smell the sexual tension.
Eventually begins inviting himself to lunch with you and so on, and he begins to turn more into a tsundere instead of a bully as the two of you get closer.
a/n: I have a fanfic idea based on this concept, so if it does well I’ll get to working on it!
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juhaksworld · 3 years
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The Boyz reactions to dating someone outgoing/talkative
disclaimer lol: i’m really introverted so writing a character who is outgoing was a new experience haha. i hope this makes sense though <3
requested by: @jonghos-left-airpod <3
Sangyeon:
would be so invested in everything you said and did. like you’d be at a party and you’d be very emphatically talking with your friends, being the life of the party, and he’d just watch from a distance: in loveeee. you look so happy and everyone listening to you talking were smiling and happy because of you. you have a very kind and welcoming personality which just draws people towards you. sangyeon be standing beside you like “mhm, yup, this is my baby.” he would just love it when he overheard people talking about how fun you were.  occasionally some stuck up spoiled person who felt intimidated by you would start talking bad about you and sangyeon would just be like “????? excuse me??? what???? have you actually ever spent time with her??? she’s literally the kindest person there is!!!!”
Jacob:
opposites attract right?? well you and jacob certainly did! you met at a party and you noticed he was pretty quiet. you felt instantly attracted to him bc he was so sweet and cute! you really wanted to get to know him but you were afraid of intimidating him. but like girllllll he was so smitten with you!!!! you just filled the room with a pleasant and sweet aura like,, everyone was attracted to you bc you’re so talkative and nice! after you started dating he just like: heart eyes everytime you were with people, bc being with people brought out the best in you. he preferred staying home with just you, but he knew you like spending time with lots of people, so he respected that, and often tagged along with you bc, goodness when you were with people you were just so happy and cute and fun!!! 
Younghoon:
he would be like “what to do with this girl??” he sometimes feels a little jealous of all the attention you get. you never try to get a lot of attention on purpose, it just comes naturally bc you’re so outgoing and fun to be around. sometimes he’ll be watching from afar and then he’ll see some guy eyeing you up and so hoonie rushes over and puts his arm around your shoulder. he really tries not to be too overprotective, but gosh you’re so cute when you’re talking excitedly-- he can’t help but be a little afraid someone’s gonna try and steal you away ;-; sometimes when you’re talking with ppl, specifically his mother you’ll tease him a little bit and he’ll get all shy and blush and be like “stopppp” but he secretly loves it when you talk about him to others. he loves it even more when you’re like in a group of friends and they’re like “ come spend time with us more!! you’re always the life of the party!” and you’re just like “nope! I gotta bf who needs me more than y’all” and hoonie just gets super embarrassed but super pleased that you chose him over others.
Hyunjae:
oh lordy. the craziness. the fun y’all would have. when you guys show up to a party, or literally anywhere at all, everyone KNOWS you’re gonna make it a good time. you’re both super friendly and funny and….loud hahaha. sometimes when you’re in public you’ll both be so friendly to everyone that ppl will be like “ are they dating or are they siblings cuz it looks like they’re flirting with everyone???” but you aren’t haha and you both know that so you never have misunderstandings and stuff (you do flirt with each other all the time though ;-; )  sometimes your personalities will clash and you’ll get in a heated argument, but it doesn’t last long. you’ll both sulk for a little while and then be like “ hey,, wanna go get some ice cream “ and ofc you will and then you’ll quietly hold hands and eat your ice cream and feel better and apologize and everything and then go back to being super talkative with each other <3
Juyeon:
is. in. awe. of you. not bc he doesn’t know what it’s like to have lots of ppl like you, or bc he’s shy, but bc he just loooooves your vibes so much. like--- you’ll be talking and he’ll walk up and you’ll just throw him into the convo and make it seem like he was part of the conversation from the beginning and he loves that. you’re so outgoing and welcoming to ppl around you, he never feels left out. and he loves seeing you reach out to other ppl too. he’ll lowkey see some person like all alone and by themselves and he’ll be like “ heyyy! I wanna introduce you to someone really awesome!” and then he’ll walk up to you and like give you this look and you’ll be like “oh my goodness!!!! heyyyyy!!! hru?????” and the person will instantly feel special and juyeon will just stand back and be like “ wow. I have an awesome gf!” and then he’ll just listen while you talk and get the new person involved. juyeon’s pretty quiet, so he likes to stand around you when you’re at parties bc he can rely on you to talk with everyone haha 
Kevin:
the first time kev met you he’d be like “I love this person, they make me feel so comfortable talking with them!!!” and you’d be like “ I love this guy, he’s so interesting to talk to!!” and you’d start dating right away. kev is pretty talkative once he’s comfortable. y’all would have the best conversations. at parties or whenever you’re with large crowds of people he’ll stand beside you the ENTIRE time. not bc he feels he needs to claim you and keep other guys away, and not bc he’s scared to talk with people himself, but simply bc he loves listening to you talk. like you can turn the most boringgggg conversation into something interesting just bc you have so much experience with people and you love talking. one thing he absolutely loves about you so much is that even though he sometimes has a hard time staying involved in a conversation with strangers for very long, you don’t, and like--- you never let him feel left out when talking with ppl. you always remember who you love spending time with most and keep him involved.
Chanhee:
he would lowkey be like “ what is wrong with her” the first time he met you hahahaha but then he’d grow used to your personality and be totally charmed by you. like i can totally imagine chanhee being with you one day and watch as you have the most random conversation with some stranger you just met and then he’ll be like “ shoot-- i have a crush on this girl” after you start dating he’d just be like “ i’m literally dating the coolest person, like she can talk with anyone and make them feel so special” and all of his friends are like “ yeah you tell us that everyday” and he’d love taking you everywhere with him bc you just make him feel so much more at ease wherever you go. when he’s having a bad day he looooves spending time with you the most bc he knows you’ll 100% make him feel better with your bright personality! and you guys are like so cute together bc he’s pretty tall so whenever he’s feeling pretty shy or whatever you like stand on your tiptoes to whisper in his ear that he looks so pretty that day and make him smile and feel a little more confident and then you’d like hold onto his arm the whole time you were talking to other ppl bc you didn’t want him to feel like you forgot about him at all.
Changmin:
he’d be like “ ok, this is her personality, cool” like he’d love that you were outgoing but it wouldn’t surprise him at all or anything. he knows you love being with ppl so he always takes you with him whenever he goes to parties or gatherings of any sort and then just smiles as you immediately blend in with everyone and make friends. some dude would come up to changmin who’s standing near you watching you with heart eyes and listening to you talk and the guy’d be like “ who’s that?? she’s cute!” and changmin would be like “ she’s my baby...I..I...meant gf. she’s my gf. “ and the guy’d be like “ok simp” and changmin would be like “me??? a simp???” and then he’d realize he was a simp for you, bc like, even though he’s outgoing too, no one does it like you and he’s just obsessed with the way you brighten any day and any place with your sunshiny personality and smile! and he’d be like “ gosh she really won me over” and then he’d go stand beside you and hold your waist and join in the conversation if he could and just be so happy to be spending time with you while you’re having so much fun!
Haknyeon:
this baby. he’d get pouty when he saw you spending more time with others than with him so he’d like some up to you and tug on your arm and be like “ hey remember me” and you’d be like “no??? who are you again? “ to tease him and then he’d laugh bc he knew ofc you remembered him,,, you just thought he’d be perfectly alright without you bc he likes being with people too! but then you kinda felt bad for leaving him alone so long so you’d stop conversing with everyone and turn your full attention on him--- which is just what he wanted haha. he loves knowing he gets all your attention to himself. you’d tease him a lot though-- like someone would ask you if they could ask you a question rq and you’d be like “ oh im sorry,, i gotta ask my bf if he can spare me for a moment” and hak would be like “ stopppppp” and you’d both laugh. he’s outgoing too, but not as talkative as you are, so he’d just bask in your bright aura constantly surrounding you and whenever you said something funny he’d laugh his iconic laugh and that’d make you laugh and then you’d both forget about everyone else and just laugh together. when you guys were together talking with ppl you were like the power couple. you’re funny and smart and super friendly so everyone just gravitates towards y’all
Sunwoo:
this boy would be SO whipped for you,, like he would just stand beside you and smile down on you the whole time you were talking with others. he just loves seeing you enjoy yourself so much! lowkey jealous anytime you start talking to some guy for too long tho, like you’ll will be walking hand in hand home from somewhere and you’ll see a guy walking his puppy and you’ll be like “ahhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my goodness so cute!!!!” and you’ll start talking to the guy about what breed, and how old, and where he adopted the puppy, and the guy will tell you several cute stories about the puppy and you will become like best friends (obv the guy isn’t hitting on you tho cuz sunwoo be standing there behind you like -_- ) but you get along so well with everyone and sometimes you just get so caught up in the conversation you’re having with whoever it happens to be and sunwoo never wants to just push his way into things, so he just stands there like “ what do I do?” and then as soon as you turn back to him with your eyes sparkling bc you love talking with ppl so much he’s like “ oh shoot, i love her.” and so he doesn’t mind so much anymore.
Eric:
you guys would be sooooooo cute!!!! you would talk over each other sometimes when y’all were really excited, but you would somehow understand each other anyways hahaha. ppl sometimes joke about how talkative you both are and say things like “how are y’all even dating???” which you hate bc you love eric more than anything and eric feels the same way so y’all are just like “tsk,, you’re just jealous that i’m dating someone so awesome” and walk away. but seriously, somehow your relationship just works out! like when eric’s super excited about something but you’re already talking about something, he holds back until you’re done with your story and vice versa. when you guys are out in public together you just laugh and talk like normal bc you know others love hearing ppl be happy together and sometimes it leads to meeting new people and making new friends! like one time-- you and eric were on a picnic and were just laughing and laughing about something and a little old lady was just absolutely in love with you both and so you invited her to join you and she did and she told you stories about back when she was young and you all three just had the sweetest time together. things like that always happen for you and eric bc you have such friendly personalities ppl love being with you.
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akitohsworld · 3 years
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Disclaimer: So thank the horny God's I'm back! Don't we all love depressive hiatuses? We do, we do. So I hope y'all like this, I love me some bratty, shady wizard boi. Am I a simp? Yes, yes I am.
Warning: NSFW, smut, humping, teasing, very light humiliation, bunny costume
Bet. (Sub!Solomon X GN!Reader)
"Mnh fuck-", Solomon took in a sharp breath when your thumb rolled over his clothed tip in a circular motion.
Your lips pursed up in a smirk. "What's wrong bunny? Having second thoughts?"
He could be so cute. Although, being a brat just seemed more fun to him most of the time (a pity, really). Not that you minded, breaking him down into obedience was one of your pleasures after all. But moments like these were also nice for a change..
"Nnh hah W-hatever ..you're talking a-hn-bout", Solomon's pants underlined his neediness even more as his hips bucked up against your palm, reacting to your cold lips pressing against his collarbone.
It had been especially cold the past few weeks...
In a few days would be Valentine's day. Then this little bet of yours would be over. And one of you would have to admit defeat and fulfill a random request, or task or it could be whatever really.
"You think I'm not capable of holding off a few weeks?", Solomon had asked rather cockily.
Your hands had stroked through his locks in a loving, contemplating way before saying: "Hmm nope."
And Solomon, being the sneaky wizard he was, came up with a bet. Declaring you to fall into temptation first.
The rules were simple: 'No orgasms until Valentine's day.'
But it was allowed to make the other fall into temptation. In fact, that's probably what made this so entertaining in the first place. It was cute, really. Solomon was so set on making you eat your words that he deliberately tried to seduce you in every way he could.
But then one day, particularly this day, you visited purgatory hall for a proposed study session with Simeon and Luke, only to find Solomon all dressed up in a nice little bunny costume, which, by the way, hugged his waist and features so tightly you decided to ultimately end this game on the spot, and show him how dead wrong he was about your motives.
You indulged him for a while, letting him straddle you at random, taking in the view when the towel just had to slip, savouring the lascivious pictures meant to tease you just enough to come to him. All of which you resisted. After all, you wanted to have fun as much as you could.
He gripped onto the soft cushion of the couch as he leaned back more, pressing his back into it.
A laugh escaped him, turning into a moan. "Y-you must ngh be pretty desperate to... pounce on me like this..."
"Hmm, I don't remember giving you a free pass to be a brat, Sol," you palmed his strained erection, grinding into it decisively, making him groan and tense up even more. Your other hand grabbed his chin, thumb sliding over his swollen bottom lip. He had been biting it to stifle the moans.
You closed in on his face, eyes following his every expression, every movement. He looked so fucked out, almost desperate, as if he wanted to be ravished right now. Hooded eyes rolling back at the skillful movement and pressure your fingers applied to his clothed cock, ragged breaths tinting the air and dishelved locks adorned by contrasting black bunny ears falling into his face. All coming together in a delicious, submissive picture. He was close to give in. You could tell.
Oh how you wanted to devour him.
But no. You'd have him at your mercy first.
You retracted your hand, eliciting a low whine from him, replacing it with your knee instead and spreading his legs apart.
"Wh-"
"My lovely, lovely bunny~," you grinded into him.
"Hah fu- mnh-", his lips parted at yours softly moving against his.
You nibbled at the softness before proceeding to grind into him once again as your tongue slid into his mouth. Gracing his in a soft but firm manner, hands embracing his neck, pulling him closer and deepening the kiss.
"Mmnh.. hah.."
Solomon bucked his hips against your leg. His cock twitching against your thigh when his hands finally grabbed onto your ass, grinding his aching member against you for more friction.
You smiled for a brief moment, revelling in the feeling of his desperate movements against your body. You had him now.
A moan pressed to your lips, your sex twitched down under but you ignored it.
You were not yet satisfied.
A string of saliva connected you both as you parted, relishing in his dishevelled appearance for a moment.
"(y/N)", he whined.
"What?", you asked breathily, when an innocent smile traced your lips, "Something the matter, bunny?"
"I..mngh", he pressed into your thigh on his own.
"Oh?", you held onto his locks, harshly pulling back, forcing him to meet your eyes, "So you want to hump my leg, is that it?"
He shot you a clouded, cocky grin. "You look very happy about that."
"Do I now?", your fingers traced his neck in a contemplating way and his breath hitched. "A leash would have fit you so well too. But oh well, bunnies don't get leashes," you traced his lips, "They work for their pleasure all on their own."
With that you sat down beside him, leaving him with a puzzled and almost disappointed expression on his face.
He just stared at you, laboured breathing leaving his lips for a moment.
His face lit up as he seemed to grasp the meaning of your words.
"So, you're still going to make me work for it?" He straddled your thigh seductively. "Even though, I'm so readily submitting like a good bunny?" His lips formed a small pout, bunny ears swaying slightly to the side.
It took everything not to laugh at his expression. How childish~.
You grabbed onto his hips.
"Humour me, Solomon."
He murmured something to the effect of 'no fair' and wasted no time pressing his clothed erection against you. The damp spot smeared against your thigh. His brows furrowed when you flexed it to give him more friction, hands guiding his hips for the same purpose.
"Fuck hah (y/N)..," he grabbed onto your shoulders, then neck.
"Hm?"
His cock twitched visibly under the fabric as your finger experimentally flicked against the tip.
"I want to mark you...mnh please (y/N)," he made sure to moan that last one out in an overerotic tone. You just rolled your eyes at him playfully. But complied with him anyway.
After all, he would be losing the bet. So why not indulge him a little bit?
Your head turned slightly while his hands grabbed onto your lower back to rub himself harder against your thigh, moaning into your neck and sucking at the skin.
A pleased sigh escaped you, which seemed to spur him on, pants becoming more and more laboured. His movements becoming more aggressive to speed up, but your hands kept guiding him in a more steady pace to drag it out a bit longer.
"(y/N) please," he begged in a daze as he gazed at you through his lashes.
"Aren't you a needy bunny~", you teased, sucking at his nape and leaving a mark, making him shudder. "Adorable."
"More hah please more," his grip on you tightened around you as he buried his face in your neck, the bunny ears tickling your cheeks.
"Hmm~ Maybe if my bunny begs a little more."
"Hah mnh please, please (y/N) let me cum," his fingers traced under your shirt, caressing the sensitive skin, making you suck in a sharp breath.
Good God, this man was so good at begging.
"Mnh.. who is my cute little bunny?"
"I ammn", you let go of his hips, and grabbed onto his ass instead as you let him rub against your thigh faster, panting growing laboured and moans and groans spilling out of his lips. "I hah..am ahh your cute little bunny-"
Solomon tensed up, clawing at your back and thrusting harder and faster against your thigh, biting back a moan, when you mindlessly rubbed and slapped his ass.
"I- mn want.. need oh-"
You pulled his head back from the crook of your neck, fingers buried in his locks. "Hm?"
"Cum hah I want to cum, please"
You smirked, holding his head in place to see his expression. "Then cum, my bunny."
He thrust hard a few more times, fingers clenching at your shoulders as he spilled loud guttural moans in praise.
"ohH hah nh- (y/N)", his lips parted as he threw his head further back, followed by his body jolting in spurts against you, something wet staining your clothed thigh. "Hah.."
As soon as you let go of his head he collapsed onto you, head resting on your shoulder and hoarse pants leaving his glistening lips.
You lovingly stroked his locks, then kissed his head. "What a good bunny. You did amazing, love."
A low chuckle vibrated through him. "The risk I took was calculated... But man am I bad at math"
You laughed. "Are you talking about the bet?"
Solomon hummed, arms snaking around your waist, readjusting his position as he relaxed against you. "I can only imagine what you'll make me do... ," he breathed out tiredly.
Your lips curled upwards in a mischievous smile. "Well for now I'll devour my cute, shady bunny~,". you pushed him down on his back, gaining a surprised gasp. "Don't tell me you didn't see that coming?"
"Wha-," his face flushed redder in surprise as he looked up at you.
"It would be a waste not to use this opportunity, don't you think?" Your hands found the hem of his clothes. "Now. Where were we...?"
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Base Yandere Bob Velseb X Reader (Sppoky Month) (SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL CREATOR AND LIKE THE VIDEO HE MADE)
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[Hello My Sexy Muffins, I am here with the first chapter, this chapter is Bob's Traits, I know that is a weird first chapter, but it has to be done, I hope that you all enjoy this idea I have for Bob as a yandere for you!] 
Disclaimer: To our knowledge, Bob is not yandere in canon. This is just for fun, and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters, fictional Yanderes, and Fictional serial killers is fine! As long as you are not gross about it and Remember to separate fiction from reality. Yanderes and people like Bob are not ideal partners to have in real life. 
Please Enjoy!] 
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Bob Velseb-
.Bob is a southern man, who is also a cannibal. 
.He has a charm to him when you are not in his sights or a future meal of his. 
.Though there is one person that has caught his hunger for something else. 
.That is, you the charming person, you are stealing Bob's heart. 
.You are his Darling, His Sugar, His Sweetie Pie~ 
.You are his everything and HE NEEDS To have you. 
.If he were to have met you before prison, he would have done his best to hire you. 
.That way you could work side by side with him every single day!
.This way he could also keep an eye on you. 
.He would try his damndest to court you and make you his. 
.Being very charming, but man does this loveable and charming man have a dark side? 
.He is once again, a cannibal which means he eats people. 
.He would most likely feed you people, most likely rivals and people who have hurt you. 
.Not to mention he is a sadist and though he does not hurt you, to just hurts you. 
.He does get rough and does some kinky shit in the bedroom that may seem a bit more sadistic, such as knives, rope, fire, and more. (I will leave it to your imagination) 
.He is a man who likes it rougher and loves it when you challenge him back. 
.Though he knows he will always win he loves the fight in you regardless. 
.Does have a soft spot for you where he will not kill you but he is going to have a taste. You better not run either cause that leg may just go. 
.If you have meaty thighs you bet there will be loving love bites there as well. 
.All in all, he has courted and seduced you, he would plan a romantic homemade dinner, of human heart roast and wine with a little something extra. 
.He would confess to you encouraging you to drink the wine. 
.When that little something special finally took its course, he would confess to you. 
.It did not matter if you said yes to him or not, either way, you will be out like a light and he will be taking you to his home where he will never let you go. 
.Again if you run you are losing a leg and being fed it as a lesson for running. 
.He has a temper though so if you keep denying his feelings he may just lash out at you and teach you a lesson. 
.He also would take his anger out on rivals. Such as slaughtering them and making them into a snack. 
.They wanted to give their love to you, well now you can eat their heats.
.This is all if you met him before prison, now if he met you afterward you are even more screwed by the pooch! 
.Bob was on a mission of revenge but instead, he found you, and oh did he never want someone more. 
.You looked so stunning and tasty. 
.He is a man on the lamb and has nothing to lose. 
.You are his darling and he will have you. 
.If you have any partner they are dead if you have any friends they are murdered if you are with anyone they are bye-bye. 
.He would get you alone, stalking and isolating you 
.That's right Bob is a stalker yandere type, he can play the long game for sure. 
.In this time frame he would not court you, nope he is just going to kidnap you and declare you his. 
.He confesses telling you are his and you better accept it or he will take a finger or two. 
.He has lost everything and has nothing left to lose. 
.He loves to see your fear. 
.He would also have a thing during the adult fun time to be called big daddy. 
.He also loves sweats so that will be fun to do as well with you. 
.You are his sweet little sugar and he is never going to let you go. 
.Also he has a large hunger for adult fun if you know what I mean and you are his darling... So yeah be ready for you to sate that hunger for an adult fun time. 
.Last note he would be the type to snap and go on a killing spree for his rivals and anyone in his way. 
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, I hope you all enjoyed it, and stay sexy all my sexy muffins!
[I will be posting this on the 4th as well with a scenario on the youtube! So keep an eye out for that! AND SUPPORT THE CREATOR!] 
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caramelcal · 3 years
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Trained for Sin
Ship: Luke Patterson x Reader {fwb}
Word Count: 3.58k (i did not mean for this to be so long)
a/n: yes well...here’s this...(READ THE WARNINGS) enjoy lovelies x 
WARNINGS: friends with benefits theme, heavily implied sexual activities (not any proper smut though), swearing DO NOT READ THIS IS YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THESE THINGS!!!
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The spontaneous meetings that you had with Luke were exhilarating, whether it be in a bed, on the kitchen counter, or in a public bathroom, it didn’t matter. There was a deal that you guys had made after your first hook-up, and mostly it was for Luke to just blow off steam but you certainly got its benefits too. Sure, it was very well-known that Luke was a bit of a fuck boy, but he didn’t like it going around school every time he had sex with a girl. That’s why he only did it with you, a way for him to have a release, but without the rumors or real commitment.
For the first two months, you were fine with that. You were more than fine with that. Yet, as the months went on, the adrenaline that you had experienced at the start of the deal was not as strong, what was stronger was your longing for more. Currently, that was all you felt as you looked at him.
He had his back turned towards you, you still wrapped up in the sheets of his bed, watching his back muscles flex as he grabbed and put his muscle tee back on. During your time with Luke, every single piece of attention he had was on you, and you liked that, but after he was finished, it was like you never even existed. You would normally get a few words, telling you that he would text you next time he needed you, and the occasional goodbye, but you wanted more.
Even though you and Luke never actually talked, you were always quite good at reading people. Luke was more difficult but the more you paid attention to his mannerisms, the way he walked, and the way he interacted with his friends you knew quite a few quirks that he did when he was feeling certain ways. That’s how you knew what to expect from him when you met up with him.
You weren’t entirely sure of the reason that Luke didn’t want a relationship but you often found yourself pondering it. Maybe he wasn’t ready for it, maybe he found himself too busy with the band but the most believable thing you had thought up was that Luke wasn’t the relationship type. He just wanted to fuck, no connections or attachments whatsoever and he got that with you, maybe that’s why he kept you around.
“I’ll text you later. Maybe we can meet up after band practice if you’re free,” Luke commented, not even turning to face you whilst he continued to pick up things, getting ready. He situated his beanie on his head, grabbing his flannel and a few other things before heading towards his bedroom door, “my mom and dad aren’t home, you can let yourself out. You have your key, right?”
Ah yes, your key. The key to Luke’s front door that he gave you after a month of you guys ‘seeing’ each other. He needed for you to be easy access, so if that meant giving you a key then so be it.
“Yeah,” You replied to the boy, who left without another word, much less saying goodbye. You were used to it unfortunately, Luke was often like this and only gave a goodbye if he was in an extra good mood, which wasn’t as often as you would have liked it to be. After hearing the front door shut, you sighed heavily, taking your time to get out of Luke’s bed, still very much nude, and making your way over to his dresser.
Opening it up, you reached for the back part, which was carefully hidden away from sight which contained extra clothes for you to wear if need be and after Luke had ripped your shirt off of your body, you felt that you probably should change into something new. Your hand lightly graced over the top of a sweatshirt that was Luke’s, one he had given you after ripping your shirt off the first time and you didn’t have anything to wear. You remembered the feeling of comfort you felt when you had it wrapped around your figure.
Just imagine if you could have that all the time. Like those girls from school that wear their boyfriend’s stuff.
But you knew that couldn’t happen, not with Luke. You guys had a deal, there were no feelings or attachments so you couldn’t afford to be fantasizing about a romantic life with him. You guys were friends with benefits, but you were barely even friends.
. . .
“Listen, I’m telling you y/n, this new teacher is evil,” Your friend complained, grunting at the end of her sentence. Laughing a little, you looked over at her as you arrived at your lockers, “he gave us a pop quiz on his first day. THE FIRST DAY!”
You winced slightly for her. If the teacher was willing to give her a pop quiz on the first day, you can imagine thorough tests in her future, and a lot of them. Putting your last lesson’s books in your locker, you turn towards your friend again, “That sounds rough.”
“It is,” She agreed, shaking her head wildly as she closes her locker over before checking her watch, “I’m late for class though, and you’re going to be too. I’ll see you later.”
With that, she walked away, leaving you to pull out the textbooks you needed for your next subject before closing your locker over, “Hey.”
Your eyes shot up towards the voice as you jumped back away from them in fright before realizing who it was. Luke. He wasn’t wearing his usual beanie, and instead was keeping his hair plain and messy, just like it was after sex, sweat making the strands stick to his forehead.
Eyes trailing down to your books, you muttered quietly, “I thought it was part of the deal that we don’t talk in school.”
“It is but you weren’t replying to my texts and I really needed you last night,” Luke sighed, making you raise an eyebrow at him, not that he noticed. It had been three days since the day you had let yourself out of his house and since the last time you guys had interacted in any sexual activities.
You had been waiting for the text that he would send that night, getting you to get over to his house after band practice but the more you waited, the more you thought about it. It had gotten to the stage you were checking your phone for any new notifications every few minutes, and finding yourself more and more relieved when the notification never came. Sure, you had found the whole friends with benefits great at the beginning but you started to long for a more...romantic relationship. And you certainly wouldn’t class fucking Luke in a public bathroom romantic.
“Sorry,” You sighed unapologetically, eyes never moving up to meet Luke’s eyes which stayed firmly on you, watching as you fumbled with your textbooks, “I didn’t see your messages.”
That was a blatant lie but Luke didn’t need to know that. You had seen his message pop up on your phone screen last night, but you never bothered to tap into it or to reply. You found yourself pushing you away from your phone, keeping it further than arms distance s your hands didn’t work against you, and message him back, so that you didn’t end up over there, tangled up in his sheets whilst he walked out on you again.
“Well I have a band performance tonight, I can text you the address and you can meet me there, we can head back to mine?” Luke suggested, leaning coolly against the lockers as he spoke, seeing a hesitant and faint nod coming from your ducked head. A smirk arose onto his face as he spoke quieter, leaning closer to you, “Or we can go into the janitor’s closet right now.”
Head whipping up to look at him, his hazel eyes meet your widened ones, his smirk growing even bigger. He pushed himself off of the lockers, hands in the pockets of his jeans but you took one step backward and further away from him, shaking your head, “I’m late for class.”
“Oh come on y/n,” Luke tried to coerce, giving you a small groan with a pout. He reached out for your arm, grabbing it softly and giving you a small tug closer to him but you stayed firmly planted on the ground you stood on.
Luke was good at a lot of things, and normally you would cave but not today. Sure, you wouldn’t be completely objected to meeting up with him later, even if you didn’t completely want to but you would not do it with him right now. He had gotten good at getting what he wanted from you, but he would not be getting this, no matter how many pouts and puppy eyes he gave you.
“No.”
Luke pouted again, giving you a mocking pout but you averted your gaze making him whine a little, “Oh y/n/n, you’re no fun.”
Turning on your heels you started to walk away from him, noticing how deserted the hallways were, and suddenly realizing just how late for class you were. However, you didn’t speed up, walking calmly as you shouted over your shoulder, “Send me the address for your gig, Patterson.”
. . .
Logically, you knew that walking to the venue that Luke was playing at was the best option considering he would be driving you to his place. You knew that your car would most likely be abandoned at the venue if you did take it, and Luke probably wouldn’t give you a ride to get it afterward so you decided to walk instead. That’s probably why you arrived a little too early, Luke still performing when you got there.
You couldn’t dispute that Luke was a very talented musician but you guys never spoke about his band or the work he did for it. You knew that music would forever come first to Luke, over everything and anything as that was what he was truly passionate about, and seeing him in his element finally was nice.
Somehow, he managed to find you in the crowds, subtly smirking at you but only so you could tell. His eyes didn’t stay on you too long, and you weren’t too sure if that was because he didn’t want anyone to catch on or if he simply didn’t care but you were thinking the latter. You were just technically a ‘booty call’ after all, even if the term made you feel sick.
Thankfully, it wasn’t long before they all finished up and people filed out of the venue. You, of course, waited behind, knowing that Luke would not want to be seen getting into a car with a girl so you awkwardly waited about. It wasn’t long before the venue was practically empty, and you felt a ping of a notification causing your phone to vibrate.
go to the bar and ask for my keys, they know to give them to you
You texted back an okay before going to the bar and retrieving the keys, thanking the barman, and walking out to Luke’s car. There was only a handful of times that you had been in Luke’s car, actually, you could only count two. One was him driving you from where he met with you to a cafe because he left something there the previous day and one was from meeting up with you somewhere to go to his house.
You found yourself slouching down in the passenger seat of Luke’s car, head just peeking over the dashboard. The parking lot was pretty much abandoned, but you didn’t want to be caught by anyone in Luke’s car anyway, you couldn’t imagine Luke would be too pleased if you were.
Luke arrived out not long after, his hair slightly damp and you could only imagine that he had taken a shower out before meeting with you. How considerate. He took the car keys off of you, giving you a small thank you before he started up the car and started to drive without another word. You, personally, didn’t plan on breaking the silence, knowing that Luke did not like small talk so you weren’t about to start it.
Eyes trained on the road, you drummed your fingers on your thigh to the rhythm of the music that played quietly through the radio. That was until Luke pulled up at the side of the road. Confused, you furrowed your eyebrows and turned towards him, “What? Why did you stop?”
He turned towards you, giving you a small smile before caressing your cheek slightly and going into the backseat. From his position there, he leaned over and kissed you on the lips with a lot of force, grabbing at your shirt and tugging you softly towards him.
Breaking away from the kiss, you looked towards him knowing exactly what he was indicating. Opening your mouth in shock, you started to shake your head, “Luke we can’t do this in your car-”
“C’mon y/n, live a little.”
It wasn’t long until you clambered into the back of the car with Luke, him attaching your lips again but you felt him smirk into the kiss. He helped you out of your trousers and smirked at you, making direct eye contact as he did so. Then he ripped your top off and threw it to the side.
He was on top of you soon enough, one of your hands in his hair and one trailing down his back. You were both in minimal clothing, both with simply your underwear on. His hand left your waist side as he fumbled to get something from the pouch in his car, pulling out a condom.
Pulling away, you turn to look at the foil in his hands, your lips parting slightly. Luke put the foil down, but your eyes stayed on it as a hand hooked under your face. Your face was shifted up to make your eyes meet Luke’s hazel ones. He silently asked if you were okay, making you nod your head and send him a weak smile before he kissed you again. And there, another night with Luke begun.
However, today it was different. Sure, you felt the pleasure of having sex with Luke, but the adrenaline, the addictiveness wasn’t the same. It wasn’t as good as you remembered it. You thought that maybe you were just having an off day and you just weren’t really feeling it today but the more you thought about it the more unappealing it became. Luke was attractive for sure and you knew girls that would pay good money, betray their best friends and drop everything for the chance to fuck the hottest guy in school but the want wasn’t there for you anymore.
Breathing heavily, you felt Luke get up from his position on top of you, grabbing his jeans that had been disregarded under one of the seats, putting his shirt back on as he climbed back to the front. You looked at where he was, clearly waiting for you to get dressed and that’s what you did, hesitantly. However, you felt a blush rise to your cheeks in embarrassment as you thought about it. Shit.  
“Everything okay, y/n?” You heard Luke ask, eyes catching onto his through the rear-view mirror. Despite the dark lighting in the car hiding your deep crimson blush, he could still tell you were embarrassed.
“Luke I forgot to pack another shirt.”
His eyes went wide as you bit your lip, looking down at your lap, your arms crossing over your chest, trying your best to cover your naked torso. He quickly clambered out of the car, going into the trunk and getting something without another word before reaching into the car and passing you something. His sweatshirt.
E/c eyes meeting his hazel ones, you looked at him hesitantly, to which he moved the sweatshirt closer to you, encouraging you to take it. So you did. Once you were fully clothed, you moved back into the front of the vehicle, and Luke slid back into the driver's seat and started the car up without another word.
It wasn’t long before he took an unfamiliar turn, causing you to furrow your eyebrows, “Hey Luke, this isn’t the way back to yours. I think you took the wrong turn.”
“I’m not driving to mine, I’m taking you back home,” He commented, noticing but not commenting on the wide eyes and parted lips that you sent him way. He knew that he wasn’t the nicest guy, or the most affectionate, but did you really expect he would abandon you to find your own way home in the deep hours of the night?
But unknown to him, you did. You expected him to drive back to his, maybe have sex again, and leave you to find your own way home. Or if you were lucky, would drop you off on the main road, and walk half of the way home. However, you wouldn’t say that to him. You knew that Luke wasn’t a bad guy and you certainly didn’t want to hurt his feelings by saying something like that.
Once again, you both found your way into a silence that was neither comfortable nor uncomfortable, simply listening to the quiet playing of the music on the radio. It was some punk rock channel because you knew how much Luke despised mainstream stuff. The only other sound you could hear was the occasional passing car.
“Hey, Luke?” You piped up, breaking the silence that the car held, despite the radio playing softly in the background. He kept his eyes on the road as he took another turn simply humming at you to let you know that he was listening, “Thanks. For the sweatshirt, I mean.”
“Don’t worry about it. Just give me it back when you come over to mine next time,” Luke said nonchalantly, keeping his eyes on the road. Head ducking down, you simply nodded as you felt your stomach fall slightly, suddenly everything clicking into place.
You knew why you didn’t want to continue with Luke. You knew why you no longer enjoyed the sex anymore. And you knew exactly what you had to do.
. . .
It was the next day that you were sat outside of Luke’s house, apprehensive as to if you wanted to truly go through with this. Yet, you knew that you had to. With a parcel in hand, along with a small envelope containing a letter and your house key to Luke’s house, you walked up to the front of the house, going to place the parcel down. The overhang would protect it if it was to rain, or maybe you could just ring the doorbell and run away. Yet, in your moments of hesitation, the door was opened and you were faced with an older brunette woman.
“Oh hello, darling. Can I help you?” She asked, smiling sweetly at you. You knew exactly who this was, it was Emily, Luke’s mom.
“Yeah actually, you can,” You smiled sweetly at her despite your nerves, shifting front foot to foot. Despite knowing Luke for a while and being...involved with him for a few months, you had never actually met Emily before but just from the way she acted, you knew she was a great person. She was a real sweetheart to you anyway, “can you give this to Luke for me, please?”
“Luke is upstairs, you can give it to him yourself if you want,” She smiled back, stepping back almost silently inviting you to go into her house and deliver the parcel to Luke yourself.
However, that was the last thing you wanted to do. Having to awkwardly in person explain that you needed love and wanted romance, so you chickened out and wrote him a letter instead. But you knew that the letter would explain everything, and it would let Luke know that he didn’t do anything wrong, you couldn’t promise yourself that you would be able to do that in the heat of the moment. 
Profusely shaking your head, you held the parcel containing his sweatshirt out to her, “Oh no, no, no, I think it’s best I get on my way. I have stuff to do anyway. Thank you, Mrs. Patterson.”
“You’re welcome darling,” With that, she gave one last smile and you started to walk away, leaving her to close the door behind her. You made your way to the car, going in and sitting down but you just sat there for a few moments, looking over what just happened. Quickly, you pulled out your phone, going down to Luke’s contact and hovering over his name, thumb shaking wildly.
Biting your lip you quickly tap into it and block his contact. This was the way it had to be, you knew that. You knew that if he asked you to come over or if he texted you that you would cave because you were a sucker for his puppy eyes and always would be. It wasn’t a secret to you that you have feelings for him, it was always something you had considered even though it was firmly put that feelings were off the table. You just wished for him to hold you in his arms, to hug you, to kiss you with the same passion but also kiss you with tender love, to tell you that he loved you.
Yet, at the end of the day, you knew you couldn’t have him. He would never give you what you wanted, he wasn’t the hugging type; the date type. After all, he was trained for sin, and that was all he was willing to give. 
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Lmao I’m so stupid, it’s supposed to be wash day lol. As a black girl I like to imagine the reactions to wash day. Especially the weasleys
don't worry about it! i’d love to write this 
also im going to be combining it with another ask i got 
omg hey shawty uhh... gained up the courage to request sumn else for you :>
its a bit stupid but NSJSJDJSJSB but could you do something like fred weasley with a black gorl or sumn-- and if you need a house then hufflepuff pls :>
alright we’re doing ALL THE WEASLEYS with a black girl and what wash day would look like with them around
and just a usual disclaimer: i am white 😌
Bill Weasley
first off i like to think you guys met after Hogwarts 
idk why it just makes sense 
let me tell you BILL WEASLEY loves when your hair is in braids
pLEASE
all kinds of braids
he loves it so much 
he thinks its so beautiful 
he also thinks youre always beautiful duh 🙄
but something about braids he just ❤️👄❤️
ok Bill Weasley during wash day is so fantastic 
because he will sit with you 
and watch you 
and try so hard to learn your routine and steps 
and when you ask why he’ll hit you with 
“When we have kids I’ll need to know how to take care of their beautiful hair 🙄”
and he says it so naturally 
he will also help with detangling 
gOD 
could you imagine just sitting with him, your back to his chest
both of you are detangling your hair 
🥺
Charlie Weasley
ok so Charlie
i love Charlie so much 
anyway
YOU ARE LITERALLY HIS GODDESS 
HE WILL WORSHIP YOU
HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
THIS IS SUCH A POWER COUPLE I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH 
i don’t think Charlie has any one style he prefers over another 
he will loses his mind over however you wear your hair 
wash days with Charlie are so cute 
he will make sure he sets aside his whole day to be with you during wash day 
i think he’d just like to keep you company 
even if you’d want his help detangling or anything else 
if not thats cool to its your hair babe your rules 
he’d rather just sit with you and talk 
i also imagine Charlie Weasley as a very large man 
big
i think i’ve said this before but Henry Cavill
Henry Cavill but ginger
and he doesn't want to hurt you
but he still knows your routine by heart 
sTOP CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE GOING THROUGH WASH DAY
YOU ARE ALMOST DONE TWISTING YOUR HAIR WITH THE LEAVE IN CONDITIONER 
and Charlie is just watching you with the stupidest smile on his face because he just loves you so much
Percy Weasley 
i know ive said this before 
but literally caNNOT CONNECT TO PERCY
LITERALLY WHO IS PERCY WEASLEY 
WHAT IS PERCY WEASLEY
W H Y IS PERCY WEASLEY 
ok so 
i feel like percy, as a very political person, would be very into black history and learning all about it 
percy weasley goes to protests.
especially after the war when he had the whole moment of realization with the ministry 
the thought of racism literally boils this mans bloOD 
im not saying the other weasleys don't care, they do very much so, but I can see Percy being just super involved 
like Charlie I don’t think he’d have a favorite hair style on you 
thats actually a lie
twists or locks will make him weak in the knees 
alsO THE HISTORY AND MEANING BEHIND CERTAIN STYLES HE LOVES TO LEARN ABOUT
ok wash days with ole’ perce
will sit with you and read 
likes to keep you company 
but also he’s a busy guy so hes doing something for work
or just reading 
pERCY KNITS 
im sorry but he does and he knits while you go through your wash day routine 
George Weasley
George Weasley. 
honestly im gonna start yelling again
THIS COUPLE 
GOD TIER 
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR YOU GUYS TO BE SUCH ✨BADDIES✨ TOGETHER ✋🏻
George Weasley will go to BLACK OWNED SALONS AND HAIR STYLISTS to learn how to do a few styles 
just have it under his belt
just in case 
and he won’t even do it as a “look what i did 😏”
no you won’t even know until one day it like comes up 
and he’s like yeah why wouldn’t i 
he is also very invested in black history 
wash days with Georgie are so much fun 
he’s bouncing around 
has music playing
is asking you questions 
you guys are just having so much fun 
he will also take a day off work if it lands on a day where he has to go into the shop
he loves being with you during wash days 
he calls it ‘wash day bonding time’
hes a dork
Fred Weasley
you guys met in school
i just know it
also much like Bill
something about box braids really gets him going
he thinks they look SO GOOD 
and one think Fred literally cannot wrap his mind around
something that grinDS HIS GEARS
cultural appropriation 
if someone out in public is appropriating a culture he WILL say something 
but only if he is sure its cultural appropriation
he just cANNOT STAND IT 
and i think this is regardless of who is dating, its just something that genuinely irks him 
ok we all know Fred is a giant ball of energy 
and ANYTHING excites him
you could say you’re going to the grocery store 
aND HE IS BUZZING AROUND BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AND THATS SO EXCITING
so wash day is the same 
hes jumping around
hes excited 
hes asking questions
he’s doing so much 
he cannot sit still
he tries for the first ten or so minutes
but then he’s up
bringing snacks 
feeding you snacks if you have hair product on your hands 
fred would be dancing around
he would make it so much fun 
little kisses here and there
he also has to smell every single product 
every
single
one 
he also remembers the products you use and pays attention to when their running bit low and will go buy you more 
idk stan fred weasley or whatever ✋🏻🙄
Ron Weasley
alright 
R O N
hes a lot like Charlie i think
aLSO RON LOVES YOUR NATURAL HAIR 
the other weasleys do too
bUT RON LOVES IT SO MUCH
ANY HAIRSTYLE WITH YOUR NATURAL HAIR HE IS HERE FOR
ok wash days with Ron are so fun
he’s just gossiping 
he tells you all the drama thats going on
this man can talk for hours and he can get so pETTY 
so wash day is definitely gossip day
he will sit with snacks as he watches you 
and talks about people at work
or people at Hogwarts 
“bABE did you hear about who that Slytherin bloke is dating?”
he also likes to smell all the products 
or asks what they do 
it would be so wholesome 
Ginny Weasley
OK GINNY 
i love ginny so much 
i think you guys met after school to be completely honest 
early twenties 
she has no favorite hair style on you she thinks you look beautiful regardless 
like george she will learn how to do a few protective hairstyles 
because she loves you so much and wants to understand as best she can and one of the ways she does that is learning about your hair, what to do, what not to do, and how to care for it 
stop if you were ok with her practicing on you it would be so cute 🥺
but she doesn’t expect you to be ok with it, like she isnt going to be pushy about it 
she is very much a believer that it is YOUR hair YOUR rules 
like everyone should be. 
wash day with Ginny is so much fun
she's smelling things 
asking questions
writing down the routine 
she is mesmerized 
because your hair is so bEAUTIFUL 
and she develops this new appreciation for black people (men, women, and non-binary- all of you babes) and their hair and the pride and care that goes into it 
when your arms get tired because you’re holding them up for so long she’ll give you shoulder rubs 🥺
little kisses 
and they are so random 
she also enjoys feeding you snacks while you go through your routine 
regardless of if you something in/on your hands or not
i am a ginny weasley siMP
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@amourtentiaa
@vsawyer1989​
@lifeofkaze
@siriusement
@georgeweasleysbabe
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