Baffles me how people go around bragging about being a terf
like shut the fuck
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So I just learned today that Disintegrate is in fact a Transmutation spell, not an Evocation one.
My brain is just hard-wired to think of most damage spells as Evocation, so I read the description of how it works and went “Okay, shoots a beam, must be Evocation.”
No, apparently this isn’t a death ray that zaps you and reduces you to ash, it’s a weird transformation beam that transforms your entire body into dust.
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Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight
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so remember the dipshit asshole with the birthday party whos now asking me to call lady gaga for money five times a fucking day??
turns out it was just me his pastor and the wife that really runs the church. he insisted on paying for everyone and making me pay half cause he couldnt afford it?? and it was so dumb i tried to make the communication happen but this wannabe middle class asshole is like no no dude we need to make this my birthday party welcome to planet bourgeois i need to refuse my friends financial support and be the biggest fucking bitch in the galaxy
AND THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER AFTER HE PAYED AND SAID ITS NBD ON THE SENIOR DISCOUNT SHIT HES LIKE WHISPERING TO ME ACTUALLY I TOLD THEM TO SPLIT THE BILL IDK WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOOOOOD
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people who think they’re smart bc they were in the top 25% of their small town school with 300 kids versus people who think they’re funny because their friends laugh when they repeat memes from 2008 as if they were their own original thoughts
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Image description: a screenshot of a reddit comment. The comment quotes the title of the original post: "disintegrated a player today." The comment says in response: "Man i wonder what you'll do to his character."
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“ you look cute all frazzled like this. ”
i forgot what ask this was but i'm here now! // @vulpesse.
For once, tigress' chatter is dulled over, reduced to nothing but simple incoherent babbling of nonsense as head rests against pillow, chest heaving with the exerted effort to take deep breaths. All the work of the vupine, no less, but she certainly was not complaining in the slightest. Her mind is swimming, with nothing but one thought on her mind, nay, one person but on her mind -
Ahri.
Her voice is a croak of what it used to be, having called for her for the better part of what, two hours? three? time has all but melted together, for she cannot remember anything but where she is and who she is with - lust hazing over golden features as she struggles to find her, trembling hands reaching in the air - a relieved sigh as they find shoulders to settle on.
You look cute all frazzled like this.
If she was fully cognizant, and hadn't had her brain reduced to jello - her thighs are still trembling from where the fox had kissed the insides of - she would have laughed. She would have laughed and made the fox eat those words, and reduced her to nothing but a shell herself, moaning nothing but the sweetest of songs in her ear. Be as it may, it was she who was reduced to a puddle, lips still pulling up in delighted smile.
Only for you, my love. Only for you.
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Practice
It's not perfect but it's not too bad. I Gimp therefore I am. Or, I Gimp to stop myself from going crazy.
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This is my copy of Good Omens. It was like this when I got it, sometime back in the 90s. Probably came from a library sale or something similar.
I take very, very good care of my books, but I sincerely love how absolutely wrecked this copy is. Whenever I read it, little pieces of the cover flake off. It's so part of how the book *is* to me that pristine, new copies weird me out.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure this one did time in the Bentley. This is, in all likelihood, what would actually happen to a book that got left in there.
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