I think about this every time:
Boba Fett episode 5 predictions because I can’t wait for tomorrow and I need to share my thoughts:
BOBA RIDES THE RANCOR
din my beloved❤️
REX OMG SHOW ME THE BABY I CAN’T DO THIS WITH EVERY SHOW JUST GIVE HIM TO ME
fennec shand kicks ass and turns me gay for the fifth time.
if not rex, then ahsoka, idc
this randomly shot to me but han and chewie are alive around this time👀
dave filoni for the love of everything out there giVE US REX
tuskens help boba🥲
no one dies because i can’t take it
DIN FIGHTING WITH THE DARKSABER
some info about grogu our baby
Luke and Boba somehow meet and Luke just stands there like 👁👄👁
filoni directed the episode so it better be good or I’m taking the clones from him
Guess what, friends? When people with dwarfism tell you that stories about dwarves (the fantasy variety) are harmful, your job is to listen and validate. Not to argue.
I wish I was surprised to see all the Book Girls and Fantasy Bros jumping in to defend dead authors... J. R. R. Tolkien doesn't need you to defend him. Terry Pratchett wouldn't even want you to defend him.
Authors are just people, and people aren't perfect.
Dwarves don't exist in some kind of literary vacuum.
If this statement bothers you*:
"When I say 'gypsy,' I mean the magical, fantasy kind. You know like fortunetellers who live in wagons. Magical powers, not real people. 'Gypsy' in literature is just like a trope at this point. Not real Romani people. That's not what anybody means when they write about that."
(*Actual Ask in my inbox.)
Then these statements should bother you**:
"Not that I give a fuck, but the Dwarfs in Snow White aren't humans with Dwarfism. They're mythical glorified coal miners."
"Dwarves in Tolkien are a fantasy race based on Norse mythology and not the same as a human with medical dwarfism. But you already knew that. You’re just being a snotty little contrarian for the lulz."
"Aren’t the dwarves in Snow White mythical creatures?"
(**Actual Tweets I just saw.)
The oppressors don't get to decide what oppression looks like. Oh, maybe I should repeat that a bit louder...
The oppressors don't get to decide what oppression looks like!
Peter Dinklage knows more about anti-dwarf bigotry than I do. Probably more than you do, unless you are also a little person. So we can just take his word on this one, okay?
I AM LOSING MY MIND !!!! ITS LOST !!!! IVE LOST IT !!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH !!!!
move over loki and mobius this is now a kid loki and croki stan account 😎
we need to talk about the disney+ closed captions
first of all, i have an auditory processing disorder. it’s comorbid with my autism and adhd. for those of you that don’t know what that means: i can hear you, i just can’t understand you. talking louder won’t help.
i’m very lucky as that i am able to go most days with only one or two misunderstandings, but because of the fact that it can kick in at any second, i usually watch tv shows and movies with captions on.
i’ve found that the closed captions on many disney+ shows and movies are inaccurate. sometimes they get the general sentence through, but don’t have the exact words. that is already an issue. closed captions should say exactly what the audio says. if a character says “look tim! it’s spider-man!”* the captions should say exactly that, not “it’s spider-man!”
i’ve noticed this especially seems to happen with older shows, namely ducktales 1987 and darkwing duck 1991. but it’s not limited to old shows with bad audio quality, it happens in pretty much every show/movie i’ve seen.**
sometimes the captions will state character a as saying something, when it’s actually character b. i can distinguish voices pretty well, but someone who is hoh or deaf might not be able to. the viewer should know exactly who is talking, if a character speaks offscreen it should have their line attributed to them correctly
the far worse thing though, is when the captions say something completely different from the line.
there is a line in amphibia, s1e15 “wally and anne”, where anne says “i’m one-shoed anne” the captions list it as “i’m gonna shoot him”. not only is this NOT what anne said, it makes no sense at all in the context. people who need captions deserve to know what’s going on.
obviously all streaming and video services are going to have errors in closed captioning sometimes, it’s inevitable. but this is a constant and persistent problem with disney+. they need to fix their system.
given the recent release and popularity of hawkeye, a show with a deaf main character, it’d be nice if disney cared enough about those of us who need captions to allow us to watch movies.
*not a real line, just a random example
** i have not seen everything on disney+, so it is possible that this is limited to cartoons and that live-action movies are treated differently. even then, it’s still a major problem.
I would die for them
Giulia: ...so this is my dad
I just wanna know who was the Virgin we sacrificed to Marvel because WHAT--
-Drunk Loki SINGING IN ICELANDIC ASGARDIAN
-Loki with his fucking quill pen and fireworks
-Loki with MAGIC IN-FUCKING-GENERAL
-Loki being soft about Frigga
-LOKI IN A TURTLENECK
-The TVA is actually a bunch of brainwashed Variants LIKE WE FUCKING PREDICTED (WHO WAS MOBIUS BEFORE HE ARRIVED??)
-💖💛💙LOKI CONFIRMED TO BEING PAN/BISEXUAL IN DIALOGUE 💖💜💙
-Sylvie is a badass and I high-key wanna marry her
“Are you seeing that?” “Captain Carter, the soldier lost in time, you have been chosen.”
“Hang back with the giant baby-man cape dude.” “Star-lord T’Challa, leader of the Ravangers and lost prince of Wakanda, you have been chosen.”
“Gamora, survivor of Sakaar and destroyer of Thanos…” “And one who’s about to kick your moon-shaped, ugly mug.” “Not you Stark. You, Gamora, have been chosen.”
“Erik Stevens, Killmonger, Tony Stark’s former protégé and killer, you have been chosen.”
“Finally, Thor, Crown Prince of As…” “And you. And you.” “You’ve been cho…” “Have at you, too.” “Thor. Thor!” “And you. And you.” “Shh. Calm down. Thor Odinson, Crown Prince of Asgard…You’ve been chosen.”
“You have been chosen…for a mission that is both highly dangerous
and absolutely necessary for the continuation of life as you know it.”
“Let me get this straight. You kidnapped us from across the galaxy so we could, what?”
“Save the universe?” “Bit more complicated than that.”
“You aren’t just our best hope to save one universe.” “You are my lady’s hope to save all of them.
You are the Guardians of the Multiverse.”
Christmas came early
[Hawkeye Disney + series trailer]
* Hawkeye trailer comes out *
Well, Black Krrsantan had a nice run, but it’s Newbacca from here on out.
me the first time i saw yelena:
thinking up some possible outfits for season 2
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Me and my anti social self:
They took all the Toy Story movies off of Disney+ so nobody could watch them, and my high school Stats teacher needed us to watch a Toy Story movie for an assignment she had given us.
Bucky, pulling up to Steve and Carter in a stolen Jeep: