#disney channel orginal movies

[sallytwo]

i’m geniuenly crying over this “i’m not an engineer like you” . the fact that the strongest argument between them the writers coukdd come up with is that she wanted to be a pilot when GEORDI wants her to be an ENGINEER and now they HATE EACH OTHER ! like this is a disney channel orginal movie and not the fake military IM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYY

#IM LAUGHINT SO MUCH OVERRRR THISSSSS DTOPPPP #THIS IS NOT A REAL CONFLICT #THIS IS NOT ANREAL CONFLICT GUYSSS GIGGLE #picard lb

[julia-bonkers]

as a neurodivergent person i had a lot of obsessions with things as a kid- especially certain movies that i really liked !!! i would rewatch these movies all the time, sometimes every day. the list is pretty long, but here are some of the most iconic...

tangled: i LOVED this movie. i have a video of little me singing 'when will my life begin' with a guitar that im just strumming randomly.. cutest thing ever btw. still my fave disney princess :)

zathura: this was like my favorite movie for YEARS. i havent watched it in forever, and whenever i mention it nobody knows what im talking about.. it totally feels like a fever dream but i stg it exists !!! look it up its actually rlly cool i promise!

alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked: yeah.. im just gonna leave that one riiiiggghhht there!

mr. popper's penguins: this movie was so good idec shut up and leave me alone. penguins 4ever. best part of zoos AND aquariums.

teen beach movie: this is like. THE best disney channel orginal movie EVER. forget highschool musical and camp rock. forget all of them okay? ONLY this movie. forever. the plot: AMAZING. the soundtrack: SUPERIOR. the acting: FANTASTIC. i had TWO teen beach movie backpacks for two CONSECUTIVE years in elementary school. I AM A TRUE TEEN BEACH MOVIE FAN.

frozen: i love frozen TO THIS DAY. the songs are SO GOOD. the plot??? YES. sisterhood and girlhood and trauma and true love and reindeer. best movie ever okay? when i was in the first grade me and my best friend at the time Claire acted out the entire movie at recess. she was elsa and i was anna and we got three random boys to be hans and olaf kristolf. i do not recall if we made anyone be sven but i wouldnt be surprised.

and last but not least, the one movir needing NO EXPLAINATION: the live action cat in the hat movie.

thank you and goodnight. i hope you all liked this episode of julia lore. see you next friday night. (the crowd applauds)

#text post #about me #movies #girlblogging #girl dinner

[joeyclaire]

opinion on disney channel orginal movies teen beach movie and teen beach movie 2 there are correct answers 🎤

i never saw them i just saw ads for them all the time when i’d watch austin and ally at my friend sophia’s house

#asks #blorb0 #special guests

[enbies-and-felonies]

this is giving me disney channel orgin movie vibes but without the nice guy trope and solid representation /pos

sooo very real actually

#aces in the asks

[gaykarstaagforever]

"She-Hulk is the dumbest thing on Disney+."

Edit: Okay so I stand by calling this dumb. But now that I've watched it...

There are so many weird and confusing decisions mixed together here, strapped into a made-for-8-year-olds straight jacket, that...it's kind of amazing?

Let's be clear: this isn't an ironically funny movie. This isn't Neil Breen in a fake beard he thinks looks fine. This is a Disney-branded property of the baseline average corporate product variety. Professional people made this and it is acceptable. The worst thing about it is how edgeless and predictably dull most of it is, just like all the other new Disney / Marvel / Star Wars stuff. It is branded as a Disney Channel Orginal Movie, and it is exactly what those are and have always been, for good and ill.

And yet...

The premise is so bizarre and complicated, and it feels so much like someone trying to get away with something subversive, that it is compelling. There is something going on here, or there was, before someone stopped it. I don't know. This is a dumb mess of confused allegories and pop-trend references and weird callbacks to stuff only people my age (effin' 40) would understand or appreciate. Like some angry off-off-off Broadway playwright who came of age in the late 90s wrote a joke script to pitch to Disney, and someone whose mom used to work for Kathleen Kennedy stole it and got a meeting with Reena Singh. And she greenlit it, so long as it was a hip-hop musical.

This is Edward Scissorhands, if there were a race of him and Wynona Ryder was a blonde cheerleader. This is the movie adaptation of the children's book adaptaion of Romero's Day of the Dead. This is the G-rated musical version of the 2005 video game Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse, a game filled with gore and sex references, made in the original Halo engine by ex-Bungie employees as an eff-you to Microsoft after they bought the studio. A game so old and unsuccessful I might be the only person who remembers it, and the fact that it released with an album of the game music, which was big indie bands covering 50s / early 60s rock 'n' roll hits.

This children's musical by Disney is suspiciously similar in its abstract plot to that game. Like...really suspiciously. And as I recall, that game was already based on the premise, "What if Walt Disney had built his original vision of EPCOT - a utopian 1950s futurist planned community for his workers, powered by chrome pneumatic tubes and robots - but then zombies attacked it?"

Disney turned THAT into a musical. A High School Musical, specifically. And the zombies only eat cauliflower now. And all look like bad Jared Leto Joker cosplay.

I don't think this is good. I don't even know if I like it. But it is certainly more entertaining than the tired shrugging that is most everything else The House of Mouse drops now.

If only they had used the music from the original game. Seriously. Go find that album. Good stuff.

#disney+ #zombies #movie review #rant

[dcomgifs]

zeddison shout out in Under Wraps (2021)

#disneyedit #dcomedit #disney zombies #zombies #under wraps 2021 #disney channel orginal movies #dcom #dcog #maker: tabitha #this was cute

[911onabc]

y’all know what to do

#tag yourself #tag yourself meme #disney #disney channel #disney channel orginal movies #high school musical #the cheetah girls #starstruck #wizards of waverly place #wizards of waverly place yhe movie #princess protection program #halloweentown #lemonade mouth #teen beach movie #canp rock

[forgottendisneynews]

Quints (2000)

#disney #dcom #disney channel orginal movi #disney channel #2000s disney

[grimmgrinningghouls]

Y’all have no idea how interesting these orangutan rescue videos are. I’ve gotten incredibly invested in this and have chosen favorites. Like, no this bitch did not! How dare she try to hurt this sweet baby who was just trying to be her friend. No joke there’s even mean girls in this orangutan show. This is the best 5 hours of my life.

#yall should go watch orangutan jungle school #cause its got more twists than a disney channel orginal movie

[st-uh-jay]

Rewatching Eddies Million Dollar Cook Off.

Was it that serious that Eddie likes to cook? I mean damn let the kid have his hobby. What’s wrong with him liking to cook?

His friend and dad were acting like it was the end of the world. 🙄🙄.

#Disney Channel Orginal Movie #Disney + #Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off

[17yearcicada]

no offense but those "introvert memes" are so dumb. "remember when the teacher would put talkative kids next to you because you wouldn't talk to them 😂" no.

#i was a very loud kid tbh #i still am actually i just have anxiety about it now #i used to like pretend i was an introvert bc i was an ~outcast~ and i thought that you had to be a ~quiet kid~ to get bullied #i read too many of the book equivalent of disney channel orginal movies #.txt

[mrdiggss]

Motocrossed - February 2001

#dcom #disney #disney channel #disney channel orginal movie #2001 #february 2001 #motocrossed

[tomhollandmyheart]

I’m still waiting for Grad School Musical

#high school musical #highschoolmusical #HSM #troy bolton #gabriella montez #orginal movie #disney #disney channel #disney channel original movie

[pega-chan]

anyway TIL that Ejen Ali is streaming on Disney+ Hostar Indonesia—just the two seasons, but not the MOVIE, like i was hoping for, even though all the AniMy movies are available on Disney+ Malaysia—simply while i was browsing the platform bc they didn't actually advertise it anywhere on their social media. to rub salt in the wound, the only available dubs for streaming there are the Disney English dub and the Indonesian dub, both of which i mildly despise. weirdly enough, there are Malay subtitles but they couldn't provide for the orginal Malay dub? anyway here are some of my thoughts on them:

English Dub

i've actually heard this one before on disney channel, but i skipped ahead to season 2 bc i was deathly curious about the young agents' voices

Jet: rich boy voice, it suits him ig

Roza: yeah her voice is deep but at first i didn't think it suited her that much, but in later episodes she actually sounds pretty good

Mika: 0/10. her voice is too high and nasally; bro it's supposed to be androgynous. at least they knew she's a girl and casted accordingly but i hate her english voice hhh

Chris: as the token White Character, he does sound like a white boy, and that's good enough for me. it suits him, but it sounds vaguely british. all the white characters in Ejen Ali sound british but Chris is like, the least british even though he's like a slice of white bread amongst all his malaysian classmates lmao

Iman: her voice suits her! i like it

Bulat: PERFECT. flawless as always. i love my son

Khai: love Khai's voice, it's nice

Moon: she sounds adorable. love it

Rudy: i heard from foreign fans who watched EA on disney channel that his voice was attractive, and they were right. holy shit. what a great day to remember i'm bi

Leon: for some reason he has a british accent JFBSJDBJ???? i thought he was malay, did the casting director think he's white? was he actually white and i just didn't notice???

Geetha: not...soft and motherly enough, but it's tolerable.

Bakar: i like it enough, he's jovial enough to fit the part

Karya: he's pretty good too! he's as suave as his malay counterpart

many of the OG malay VAs were brought in to reprise their roles in the english dub so of course the voices fit, i'm just reviewing the voices i haven't heard before

Aaron/Nueve: FULL ON BRITISH ACCENT, and he sounds great! grade A casting

Sies and Siete: they do sound sleazy, i give them that. they're a meh for me.

Sinco: 8/10, i don't have much to say except his voice fits.

Also they translated "teras" as "core" JFNJD i'm DYING, the official translation from Wau staff is "pillar". IT'S PILLAR GODDAMMIT

Indonesian Dub

Ali: he sounds adorable. i think he's voiced by the same VA who did Indonesian Naruto, he sounds a lot like him

Alicia: her voice is okay tbh but her acting needs a little work. she's too expressive for Alicia, who always sounds controlled and menacing. also the indonesian VAs pronounce her name as "Ah-lee-see-ya", which throws me off

Bakar: his VA nailed it! he's fantastic

Rama: to his credit he has the gruff general tone down pat. what REALLY bothers me is how the script writers decide to tamper with his quote, even though it's literally the same in Indonesian and Malay. in this dub, they switched it around and made him say "segera bertindak", it sounds so off

Uno: i think he fits, almost like the OG VA, 9/10

Jenny: this one was surprising. Her voice isn't as high-pitched as Meirysha's, but still fits Jenny. however, Meirysha was directed to voice Jenny so she sounded cold and flat no matter how friendly she was, and this didn't translate into the indonesian dub. 8/10

Rizwan: very similar to Azman?! wow. also the acting is good (good enough for the dialogue, which is stilted and formal). 10/10

Jet: HE SOUNDS LIKE A JAKARTAN AJDBJDNF okay but legit expected him to break out into english the way rich jakartan kids do, he sounds like a radio personality to some extent jxjfjf

Roza: her voice isn't deep enough, and doesn't suit her

Mika: OKAY THIS ONE IS FUNNY SJBF they first thought Mika was a boy so they casted her with this really manly voice in her first appearance. they rectified this in the later episodes, where, like in the Malay dub, she had an androgynous voice that was MARVELOUS, but i was still distraught hearing a teen boy's voice come out of her mouth. congrats

Chris: i was half-hoping they would give him a Minang accent but he sounds just as city-boy rich as Jet.

Iman: she has the opposite problem to Roza's; her voice is TOO deep. i feel like their VAs should've been switched and it would've sounded better, though neither of them suit their characters that much

Bulat: they got his voice down nicely. see? my son sounds great in any dub. he shines regardless of the circumstances

Khai: he sounds exactly like Khairul holy crap, 10/10

Moon: this is the opposite to Alicia's problem; her acting isn't expressive enough, but her voice sounds cute.

Rudy: it's meh. he really could've been better, he doesn't sound sullen enough either.

Geetha: now THIS is good casting. actually sounds motherly and i like her acting

Leon: he doesn't sound gruff enough :(

Karya: love this guy's voice, i think Karya's character shines through with his acting

Dos: it's like. adjacent to Dos' malay voice. it's good enough

Tres: Tres is easy to cast for, since he sounds so typical, so of course he sounds identical to the OG voice

Aaron: he has the same tone as the OG Aaron, god bless his VA. 10/10

Sies and Siete: they sound like the guys who degraded me in middle school, eugh. in other words, perfect casting

Sinco: i like how he sounds, and i think his acting is okay

#ejen ali #voice acting

[hardbeck-richard]

No one chooses to be trans guys

You watch the Disney Channel Orginal Movie Motocrossed as a kid and that’s just how it goes

#also Mulan obviously but that’s the obvious joke #motocrossed #DCOM #Disney #Disney channel #trans #lgbt #gay

[kitkatopinions]

I couldn't find the reply option at the Worst Line Contest so I'm sending my vote in the ask. There were so many great (bad?!) finalists, it was hard to choose just one... (1/2)

Oh gosh, I don't even remember what won that little contest. I didn't get very many replies, but I think Blake's speech to the Faunus in Volume 5 got the most votes. But yeah, honestly, there's so much bad dialogue in RWBY that I got way more entries into it than I got votes for the various bad quotes. XP The writing staff really needs an adjustment in this show, just about every script feels like a first draft, to be honest. RWBY rangers from having Kingdom Hearts 3 level dialogue on a really good day to having worse dialogue than Disney Channel Orginal Movie Girl Vs Monster starring Olvia Holt on a bad day, and yes, I mean that as a roast level burn.

#I love Kingdom Hearts with my entire being but sometimes their dialogue is like ??? #and girl vs monster was something I recently watched with my sisters and boy howdy was it... Actually a lot like RWBY. XD #rwde #anti rwby #rwby hate #rwby bashing #anti crwby #anti mkek