So I did some fun math at 3 o'clock in the morning:
Y'all remember tangled?
Well here’s my essay on why they need a whole goddamn new guard.
I took the time Raps and Flynn met, which I put at about 12pm, and tried to figure out how long it took them to get to the Castle. I took out only 1 ½ hours for the ugly duckling & canyon detour. Gave them about 6 ½ hrs of walking on day one assuming they walked till about 8 at dusk.
They wake up bright and earlier to Maximus, So I started them off at about 9 AM. Sun was fully up so that seemed fair. I put them in Corona at about 1 o'clock In order to experience the entirety of the city for the rest of the day. So that’s 4 hours of walking day 2
that’s 10 ½ hours of walking total.
I have them at a slower pace of about 3 miles per hour since the average is 3.2 mph. I was feeling generous.
MOTHER GOTHEL ONLY TOOK RAPUNZEL 32 MILES AWAY
For reference the average speed of a horse is 30 miles per hour.
So you’re saying, no one went on a casual 2 hour ride away from Corona in EIGHT TEEN GOD DAMN YEARS?!
the PRINCESS was stolen and y'all couldn’t even look for 2 hours?! How the hell are you employed?!