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stormypaint · 4 years

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okay rewatching earlier snanders snides, i'm noticing things

-where each side stood was not too consistent -thomas used to physically step up for the "PEACE OUT!" (he also doesn't do the wink at "nonbinary pals" and i hate it) -SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT. -roman started with an accent of sorts (i can't place it exactly) -the lighting is much brighter. -patton was the one who was bad at internet (youtube) slang -logan gave his emotions to patton in exchange for all sense -patton seemed to develop the more intense arachnophobia we see from him AFTER virgil appeared (p:"can you handle disposing bugs, spiders, or creatures you may find in your house?" t:"c'mon." p:"yeah, that's a no.") -thomas talked to US, not the sides, for more than the beginning & end -thomas could leave his area too -their voices were very very similar. (nowadays you can pick them out even as background noise) -virgil was a fuckin bastard. he did NOT give a fuck. he was so sarcastic and CHILL? -*virgil voice* k i d -CHARACTER THOMAS ONCE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON -virgil has very spindly legs -the first videos were more one-on-one (chr thomas & a side) -the earliest episodes (2016) were around the same time of moana's release. feel old? -nobody fucking liked each other -virgil seems to be taking better care of himself -virgil's opinion on deception is more "haha go on lie to yourself coward" than "HISS" -virgil: YOU SICKEN ME. you can't always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems! (YOU ONCE KNEW ME AS REAL GLOOMY-) -roman did a little dance in A New Year of Lying to Myself and i'm dying -logan made the others leave for the outro so it was still "his video". literally everyone was confused, i don't even know if logan knew what was going on -virgil had self-confidence once -he's also like "bitch i'm here to help shut up i'm not leaving" vs the Self-Doubt and questioning of now -I FINALLY FOUND WHERE THOMAS SAYS HE HATES CARROTS -roman pops up twice in a row with the line "did someone say prince??" -okay i know i said chr thomas knows what's going on but he's still so clueless -virgil has grown less cynical about frozen. roman grew MORE cynical. he was hesitant then, he's a flat-out critic now -thomas loves aladdin -"merlawyer" -logan: clickbait works -roman: you're the STORYTIME GUY. -patton physically stole some of thomas' pizza wtf -wholesome endcards. so wholesome. -roman's so excited and a mood -someone find the thomas-dressing-up-as-an-old-man-for-comiccon thing -"anxiety leave him alone, he gets excited." says patton. who also gets super excited. -logan was BOUNCING, guys, he, "emotionless", bouncing in place from excitement. -closed captions said "princie" and i don't know what to think of it -once, chr thomathy didn't have weekly crisises -again. they didn't really like each other. -virgil's the only one who seems to know thomas' limits -logan: one more clickbait idea? "I KILLED THE ENTIRE CAST OF A DISNEY SHOW??!" -patton: misleading comments are just insults to clickbait -thomas pronounces it "pajah-mas" -patton @ logan about thommy boy: our little guy -chr thomas, in tMvtH: "sides arguing is bad." chr thomas, in LNTAO: *sips juice as everyone screeches* -patton @ logan: wHAT DO Y O U KNOW ABOUT LOVE?? -thomas about himself: the child -THOMAS. THOMAS USED TO SOLVE/NEGOTIATE PROBLEMS. WOW. -virgil: moralityyyyy, don't LIE to him~ -virgil: i've got an idea. DON'T. DON'T EVEN TRY. -thomas: that's not how people work. -AEYO ZIPPITZ TU PLARP. -meepso globay. -OH, WABSO, SAL PLOPLANOOOOO -valerie, clearly struggling to not laugh: wow, this is horrible! i never realized how stupid and untalented you are! -(he never really was good at art.) -the dragon witch has a masculine voice and two lines (F*CK YOU VALERIE/my sPLEEN) -next to thomas, valerie is TINY. talyn-sized. -VIRGIL DOES SAY "weddings are outdated, expensive pageantry"... 19 episodes before SVS! valerietine's day . . i'm going to bed

#thomas sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides #ts #tss #logan sanders #logic sanders #sanders #creativity sanders #patton sanders #patton #ts patton #ts logan #ts virgil #ts roman #rewatch

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alphabees-writes · 4 years

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Glee - S1 E1 (Pilot)

Is it a smart idea to rewatch glee again? No.

Am I going to do it anyway? You bet your sweet bippy I am!

Am I going to liveblog my garbage monkey brain thoughts along the way even though nobody asked for it? Hell yeah.

Here goes!

Wow. The first frame of this entire show is literally of a woman who looks like she’s about 10 years above the natural lifespan of a Cheerio. Then again, I’m sure Sue’s not above holding back her best recruits for multiple years because Ohio high schools are apparently just Like That™

I also never notice this opening song was a remix of Keep Me Hangin On, wow. That’s actually kind of interesting foreshadowing of sorts, like, kind of smart. I’m glad I’m watching the part of Glee that was kind of smart.

This scene also doesn’t feature any of the Unholy Trinity as far as I can see. Are they a JV squad? Am I putting too much thought into this?

Sign #1 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: Really, my guy? Driving around with your muffler dragging on the ground so bad it’s making sparks? That’s not very Road Safety of you. Fuck off.

Sign #2 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: Wow, there’s going to be a lot of these, huh? Anyway, anybody with working eyes would clearly see how scared Kurt is right now. “Making some new friends Kurt?” Fuck off.

KURT. FIRST SIGHTING OF THE BOY. What a delight. But also, not a delight, because he’s being bullied and he deserves better. Look at his outfit. Iconic from day fucking one.

Finn, you’re a himbo. What’re you doing with these assholes?

Puck’s first line in the whole series is “It’s hammer time!” What a fucking dork? Who made this boy popular.

DO MORE THAN TAKE HIS COAT, FINN. LET HIM GOOOOO!!!

I paused while they were tossing Kurt in the dumpster and, wow, got the most hilarious frame where the guy who isn’t Puck is getting a meticulously polished boot to the face. Netflix let me take screenshots, you coward.

The first shot of Quinn... My wlw bones are shaking.

Why would they use that photo for Lillian Adler...? WHO WAS BORN IN 1937, MIGHT I ADD. THAT’S NOT A REAL YEAR.

It’s weird to see Mr Schue actually speaking competent Spanish. Why did they veto that later? The ONE likeable thing about him was his competence as a school teacher, and they really threw it out the window huh?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE MEMBERS OF SANDY RYERSON’S GLEE CLUB??? This kid seems to really like singing. Also, welcome to the beginning of Ryerson being annoying as all hell.

Oh my gosh, the background choir stuff. This show really had style back in the day!!!

R A C H E L B E R R Y Y O U R M A K E U P ! ! !

Ken Tanaka walked so incels could run.

Jane Lynch you beauty. You absolutely impeccable beauty.

“Since when are cheerleaders performers?” Uh... Emma...? I get that Sue’s going ham on her budget but, like, be nice to the students? They perform their butts off!

Sue really just BRAGGED about having an iPhone. I was 9 when this came out. Why do I feel old...

Sign #3 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: He hears his coworker, presumably of several years, just got fired and doesn’t even ask why. He just jumps on the glee club like a frog on hot asphalt.

He really wants to Make The Glee Club Great Again, huh?

MySpace was really a thing, huh? And why does this grown-ass male teacher know so much about the students having them?

I know nothing about actual American schools, but I do know that they sure as shit don’t work like this. Why does a club have to win EVERY competition to be considered an asset?

Mr Shoe really lying awake at night half-naked next to his wife thinking about the glee club already? Yeah sounds about right. Also, of course you’d think up Nude Erections for a name, you asshole. Put some clothes on.

R E S P E C T MERCEDES YES!!!

Brad the piano player was really here from day ONE... Icon.

Cellophane, Mr Cellophane... Yes Kurt bby you killed it.

Chris Colfer looks so YOUNG here!!!

The hair fix... I C O N I C !

Tina really wrote her stutter down, huh? And nobody ever saw through it? Amazing.

The goth Tina look, too... Perfect... Never change...

Say what you want about Rachel Berry being generally insufferable, but I really fucking feel it when she sings On My Own. The monologue kind of kills The Drama of it, but they really solidly established her character by layering them. She really is a gold star right now.

The first-ever on-screen slushie!

The way she walks down that hall. My God you can just see how terrible she is to be around.

Never forget Rachel staring at photos of her with two men who turned out to not be her dads. Who are they? What are their stories? We’ll never know.

God, I love this stupid scene of Quinn, Santana, and a bunch of Cheerios cartoonishly typing hate comments on Rachel’s MySpace video and laughing like knock-off Disney villains.

I like watching season 1 Artie because season 1 Artie was a good character. Mostly. And he KILLED Sit Down, You’re Rocking The Boat. Rachel wasn’t asking for a male lead who could keep up with her vocally, she was being straight up ableist and that’s a fact. I love Cory, but Kevin McHale was always a better singer.

Mercedes picking up and spinning Rachel for this little routine is something I never really appreciated before, it’s cute even though they don’t like each other yet!

I really don’t get why Rachel says they suck. Yeah, sure, she’s gunning for a solo, but the vocals were solid there. The choreo was just a little janky, possibly because it’s their first EVER rehearsal?

“There is NOTHING ironic about show choir!” Incredible.

How long did it take Mr Shoe to find Rachel out on the bleachers? Did he search the whole school first?

ARTIE! CAN! KEEP! UP! WITH! YOU! VOCALLY!

I never understood Rachel quitting so soon. How long was she in the old glee club for? Surely they were never popular either?

Ah, the first “My hands are tied” for the series. Mr Figgins is a garbage principal.

Not going to advise the principal against referring to Artie as a cripple, William Shoestir? Alright.

How did the Schuester marriage last as long as it has? Do Will and Terri’s insufferable personalities just cancel one another out?

Sandy Ryerson really just openly brags about cheating the system for medical marijuana and dealing it?

Matt Morrison 100% has lip fillers. Nobody’s smile curls like that naturally.

“Terri and I are trying to get pregnant” What a weird way to phrase it. What is it, a race? Who’s going to get knocked up first!

A FIFTH OF BEETHOVEN, HOW I’VE MISSED YOU... The sound design of this show at this point is just... *Chef hand kiss*

“What you’re doing right now is called blurring the lines” Oh just wait until season 4, Sue... Just you wait.

WHY is Mr Schuester so ridiculously sweaty? I didn’t need to think about that?

EVERYONE on the football team is 30.

William Schuester you can’t just watCH TEENAGE STUDENTS SING IN THE SHOWER YOU ARE A TEACHER WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE?!

Hearing Cory sing this always makes me emotional. What a talent!

Sign #4 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: I don’t think I need to say why using the weed to blackmail Finn is a shitty thing to do, do I?

“I’ll pee in a cup! ...I’ll pee...” I love Cory’s delivery.

PRIORITY #1: HELP THE KIDS Oh season 1... I love you so.

Mr Schue you WISH you were anything like Finn Hudson. You never will be.

Ah... Finn’s first monologue. He’s such a sweetheart. AND SO IS CAROLE. Carole is a queen I will stan forever. YOU THROW THAT MILK BB!!!

All Finn wants to do is make his mom proud. What a sweetheart. Mr Schue you do NOT deserve him.

These POV shots really enhance things, why the fuck did they stop using them?

Subtly having Kurt look at Finn in the same shot as Rachel was a nice touch indeed!

RACHEL WAS REALLY DOWN WITH ROLLING ARTIE RIGHT OFF THE STAGE HUH?

Terri’s a straight up hoarder, huh? Like a raccoon but instead of collecting edible garbage, it’s monogrammed garbage.

Surely you can’t just... BECOME an accountant, right? You need some serious qualifications for that right?

Also say what you want about how insufferable Terri is but her actress is ridiculously talented and absolutely steals every scene she’s in.

Now the background choir is doing Soul Bossa Nova and I am L I V I N G why didn’t they keep that motif!!! It was so ICONIC!

I don’t need my prostate removed. RIP Carole Hudson but I’m different :/

NO MEANS NO, KEN! TAKE THE L AND MOVE ON! Way to take out the fact that a girl won’t date you on everybody else around you! Toxic bastard. The absolute stench of melodrama on this bastard is noxious.

I was going to ask why Rachel didn’t know about Finn and Quinn if they’d already been together for 4 months, but then I remembered gossiping requires friends...

“Terri rides me. Hard. And I’ve always appreciated it!” Why don’t we talk about how this line sounds more. Why doesn’t Emma bat an eye at it oh my god

HERE COMES VOCAL ADRENALINE!!! And Jesse St. James is nowhere to be seen. How convenient. Also, they’re all 30. I’m sensing a pattern.

Sorry VA, all songs popularised my Amy Winehouse legally belong to Santana Lopez

Puck, if you were stupid enough to fall for the prostate excuse, that’s on you. Or maybe it’s on the education system...

You can do better that Mr Schue, kids. Don’t mourn him.

Ok, what the fuck is this scene where he’s filling out the job app to become an accountant? There’s a dude in the row in front off him just throwing crisps around? What is this place?? Why are you here sir???

“Accounting is sexy” shut up you horrible married man

The Cheerios sure did have straight ponytails for like, one episode, huh?

Finn is such a good boy. He doesn’t know it yet, but he is, and saving Artie from that portapotty is his first step to figuring it out.

This shot of Finn just wheeling Artie out of there... Ugh. My HEART.

KURT WHAT ARE THOSE LAYERS? SWEATER SHIRT SWEATER? HELLO???

Pee balloons. Nailing the lawn furniture to the roof. Finn, you’re better than that!!! Stop your dudebros.

They really had Artie be a guitar player, and a pretty good one at that, but they never mentioned it again? Artie had such potential SMH. (Also, Netflix subtitles are telling me it’s Arty, but I categorically refuse to spell it that way.)

Whyyyyy didn’t he go to KURT for the costumes as well? Look at his outfit, Finn. He clearly wants in on that job.

Will Schuester really is just desperately clinging to his glory days in high school. I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a creep about it.

Emma, meaningfully: Do you know who that is? That’s you, Will... [FRANTIC DISCO MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND]

I find it hilarious how the audio of Don’t Stop Believin’ just DOES NOT match the characters except for the solos... Also wow, autotune city. Am I awful for genuinely not liking this cover?

I like watching them perform it though. Kurt’s adorable little shimmy... Rachel and Tina smiling at each other like that... Everybody having a blast... I’m here for it

LOOK AT MY BABIES TILTING THOSE MIC STANDS...

Ok the way Rachel and Finn look at each other here is making me FEEL

I know Puck’s about to join anyway but WHY is he there watching... Just to have a mysterious bad boy moment? Lol you dramatic bastard

Please let them win nationals without you, Will.

So, yeah! There’s that! Those are my thoughts and feelings, basic though they may be. Episode one is fantastic, the kids are fantastic, and William Schuester can suck a toe.

#Glee #Glee seasson 1 #Rosie watches things and then says things about the thing

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inactivesimblrr · 4 years

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another tag game

tagged by my cool pal!! @simending fanks julian!

dogs or cats? birds. youtube celebrities or normal celebrities? wlw tiktokers gsjndjgDSNGS ehem... luv u silly_oldbear on tiktok let me wife u Ehem. If you could live anywhere where would that be? uhhhh i kind of like where i live now tbh lol disney or dreamworks? dreamworks. i love disney movies but FUCK DISNEY y’allllllll favorite childhood tv show(s)? TMNT, power puff girls, kim possible, uhh? other stuffs. OH good game spawn point, baby the movie you’re looking forward to most in 2020? dolittle lol, but idk but idk, i havent had time to look @ movie releases and stuff favorite book you read in 2019? this year kind of sucked reading wise so…nothing marvel or DC? marvel... am no’ a reprobate If you choose marvel, favorite member of the x-men? if you choose dc, favorite justice league member? LISTEN. I DONT CARE IF MAGNETO ISNT TECHNICALLY AN X-MAN ANYMORE LIKE IN THE GROUP BUT HE’S MY FAV IDC IDC DONT COME FOR ME night or day? day. BRO i aint stay awake past 10pm favorite pokémon? piplup... he’s just a littol creature.. top 5 bands: the paper kites, m&s, the lumineers, fleet foxes, fall out boy, and like a ton otherss that dont fit in 5 top 10 books: the fellowship of the ring, the two towers, the return of the king, the hobbit, the silmarillion. trc. SIX OF CROWS. ANYTHING BY LEIGH BARDUGO I OWE YOU MY LIFE WOMAN!! ID TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU!! the secret history. the song of achilles. darius the great is not okay. AND SO MANY MOOOORREEE ok WAIT i know it says 10 but... imma make it 11 bc.. wicked saints by emily a. duncan ? i love u baby. ok wait no 12 bc im trying to write somethnign write now and whilst the bones of it arent that good i love my characters so IDC! top 4 movies: lord of the rings, + the hobbit (count all the movies as one coward! i need it to be like that for Purposes). spotlight. um. pirates of the carribean LMAO. ANT MAN america or europe? america FUCK europe LMAO tumblr or twitter? instagram baby ehem follow my gay insta @/goblinwlw ;))) pro-choice or pro-life? pro-choice, am not a moron ladies favorite youtuber: fuck them youtubers honestly yall (n’aw kurtis conner maybe!!) favorite author? LEIGH BARDUGO BUT ALSO TOLKIEN Tea or coffee? tea! coffee is for bastards and i have a DAD sorry OTP? none of u are gonna understand this since its from my book. but ellis and jamison... wuv u!! ok but Alternatively. kaz brekker and happiness thanks. ALSO mattias helvar and um. being alive i love u baby boy do you play an instrument/sing? im classically trained vocally so i can kinda sing but i havent like. actually dedicated myself to singing in AGES so ! im not really good anymore

tagging @llovvi , @floraiio !

#nonsims

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actuallymaglor · 7 years

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🐰👀😘🎁🌻⚡️💎🍀🐬💥🎤 and 🎀 but not the one u have, the one u wish u could afford

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

okay so it’s not really like a secret but one time in second grade i accidentally walked in on this one girl in the bathroom for a split second and she ended up talking to me about it at recess and saying it was okay and w/ever but like i still feel so bad about it and i don’t know why

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

okay. so. like. i was in orchestra with you ? and we were performing in some high school gym and we were on the bleachers facing the short side on the gym idk but we started playing and i was fucking panicking because i have never played a string instrument in my entire life????????? and i don’t know how to read sheet music????? and i was trying to figure out how to bullshit it and i walked away from the bleachers to head to the bathroom or something and i passed dinah who was like a dancer or something idk she said hi and it was weird

😘 talk about your crush or partner

you self obsessed bastard

well, other than the fact that i hate you with every fiber of my being,,, you’re really great and cute and important to me and you’re such a great person and i feel comfortable around you and you make me laugh and i can make you flustered really easily which is super duper cute and you’re my favorite person on earth and i probably fantasize too much about us living together and being cute and having a dog and being able to sleep together and cuddle every night

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

see 😘

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?

1. no more bigotry/willful ignorance’

2. equitable distribution of wealth

3. people being more understanding and willing to help one another out

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

as a nonconventional power: speaking every language ever perfectly

as a BORING power: teleportation so i could visit wherever i want whenever and also like spend more time with you

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

bravery. i already have intelligence and kindness (more or less), but i’m kind of a coward which i feel like prevents me from taking a more active role in helping other people. like. i don’t wanna just sit around and do nothing while people suffer, i wanna fuckin’ do something about it.

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

i’m assuming this is asking what fictional character do i wish i could be best-friend/lover of ? in which case i wanna be aragorn’s best friend. like. he’s a king???? and hot and also trilingual so yea

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

some type of hawk maybe ? i feel like the view would be amazing

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

“jif”, tea is garbage, english should not be standardized, treasure planet is the best disney movie ever made

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day

🎀 what’s your the fashion sense you wish you could afford like?

cooler jackets. jeans that, like, fit ? multiple ear piercings. i don’t really know, i generally dress how i actually wanna look

Thank you!!!

#cas-kicks-ass #answered

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