#disregardcanon

[vorpalmuchness]

aesthetic for daddy doesn't love me and mommy is a god by @disregardcanon on ao3

Ted Spankoffski's dad doesn't love him and his mom is a Greek god. As a result, Ted becomes a lot of things over the years: a big brother, a camper, a stoner, a boyfriend, a solider, and a traitor.

(Part one of Hatchetfield Half-Bloods)

#disregardcanon #sunkelles #hatchetfield fanfic #tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #mine #not the pics but the putting them together #fic of friends

[eighthdoctor]

i keep seeing you reblog iwtv stuff.... so how about lestat for the meme?

there are so many things wrong with him holy shit. are there things going on behind his eyes? yes. but also no. he has zero plots but also is a mastermind. i hope this makes sense.

#asks for ts #disregardcanon #iwtv #i want to put him in a cage and study him like a lab rat

[wearetheunholyfamily]

assigned victorious at the uquiz

lmao I'm yelling "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM" at Nike and running away into Aphrodite's arms. Can gods adopt other gods' kids omg

#pjo #asks #disregardcanon

[incorrectspquotes]

Auger: So, do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today? Never: Since you ate my last piece of pie, today you have an enemy.

#skulduggery pleasant phase ii #auger darkly #never #source: disregardcanon

[self-spaghettification]

at some request!!

THE VIRAVOS PRESENTATION.

featuring: @pinkmasquerade @thrandilf @bycaprinae @sarasade @disregardcanon @an-actual-attack-helicopter @sooper-nook @phoenixthethief @namespara @i-do-not-know-what-to-call-this @ccreatureculture here on tumblr & @maddiethesaltbender and @azurespiderqueen on discord

it is also on comment mode so if anyone has suggestions. it is ever evolving

#also ​if you want your post/art/image taken down tell me & i will!! #do that #viravos #hyperfixation presentation #i make it my life purpose to be as unhinged as possible on this account sometimes i think #you need to buckle up for this one #special interest slideshow #share around to anyone who also wants to educate on viravos in the most unhinged way possible #i worked too hard on this for this to flop #aaravos x viren #lord viren #tdp viren #tdp aaravos #aaravos #viren

[lesbianlotties]

Laura lee's death killed Jackie.

Conclusion: Jackielee (one-sided) real.

https://www.tumblr.com/tabithatwo/724857649875894272/disregardcanon-jackie-admiring-laura-lees?source=share

HELLO???? JACKIELEE TRUTHERS RISE

in all seriousness, listen...

i love girls doomed by the narrative, girls with a weakness for brunettes with big sad brown eyes, doomed by their incesant attempts to be 'perfect' and perform the way they're expected to just to fit a mold of the rules of society/religion, girls that try so so hard to be something (perfect team captain and loved by shauna / good catholic girl and savior) and fail so so badly (abandoned by the team and betrayed and killed even if inderectly by shauna / inspiring lottie's downward spiral and encouraging the visions that created a pagan religion and died without saving them)

but if you'll allow me to be silly for a second...

LOOK at the way the look at each other on episode ONE:

they should just kiss. i think

and Jackie being so proud when Laura Lee acts up (making fun of Travis and claling him flex, standing up to Coach Scott)

also laura lee almost killed her with a plane btw and we all know that is gay behavior

and then there's THE HUG™

DO I NEED TO SAY MORE

oh my god oh my god wait wait hold on. jackie-lauralee-lottie love triangle real. wait. fuck. jackie-lauralee-lottie-shauna love square REAL

no wonder jackie has beef with lottie. first she gets the laura lee homoerotic baptism treatment. then she gets shoved into the closet she's trying so hard to break out of. and then she has shauna sexily handling a knife to kill men for her

#reblog if you can hear jackie saying 'why couldn't laura lee baptize ME?!' #anon i owe you my life #yellowjackets #jackielee #jackie taylor #laura lee #answered #anon

[blackcur-rants]

So I pre-watched Lily Orchard’s “Top five best, worst, and blandest episodes of The Owl House” and this line just, pisses me off so freaking much.

“Around the time Dana decided she wanted the show to be Amphibia, there arose a conundrum that, unlike Amphibia, The Owl House was actually written very well, and so there wasn’t a lot to reveal that the audience couldn’t infer on their own”.

Cause yeah Lily, you’re right. “Amphibia” isn’t written all that well…except for the really powerful themes of change and growth and personal evolution. And the beautifully done portrayal of a toxic friendship slowly becoming more loving, warm, and healthy. And the strong arcs given to even tertiary characters like Tritonio and Wally and General Yunan (Scourge of the Sand Wars! Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched! And the youngest newt ever to achieve the rank of general in the Great Newttopian Army!). And one of the best-written antagonist characters in an animated show. And the spectacular world building of Amphibian society that’s done in a brilliantly casual and clever way.

And then there’s her continued bizarre grudge against Hunter. When the hell is that kid ever the Generic Angsty White Boy #780000000000? He’s like, still a big lovable doofus who gushes over not!Star Trek and adores his Palisman in “Thanks to Them”. He’s just dealing with a lot of difficult emotions because…well…everything. And like, Lily, do you just hate it when characters express grief or other “angsty” emotions even when it’s made very clear that those emotions are not the only things going on in their lives at the moment? Cause you act as if all Luz does in the show post-“Elsewhere and Elsewhen” is angst and be sad, when that really isn’t true in the slightest.

@lady-asteria @disregardcanon

#Lily Orchard critical #anti Lily Orchard #The Owl House #Amphibia #Luz Noceda #Hunter Owl House

[tamayokny]

one song for each letter of your url + tag someone for each letter!

tagged by @laudogen 💕 sorry it took me a few days, I’ve just been busy. But better late than never!

Today - The Smashing Pumpkins Ao no Sumika - Tatsuya Kitani Masterpiece - Motionless in White Another Now - Kate Alexa Your Existence - Wonstein Out of Touch - Daryl Hall & John Oates King of New York - Newsies (Broadway or the 1992 cast...your pick) Night Cruising - Momoko Kikuchi You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette

I tried to balance out the genres lol

Now for the tags:

@numbaoneflaya @disregardcanon @ahaura @variantoutcast @malkinse @butchjohndenver @wolf-skins @spankymonty @cinephia

Of course, don't feel pressured to do this but it's a fun little exercise! And if I didn't tag you and you feel like doing this? Go for it! <3

#mads makes a text post #about #interactive #reblogs are fine too btw

[darkacey]

I helped throw a surprise Owl House party for my good friend @disregardcanon, and these were some things I made to help celebrate it! A cat-tamagotchi invite card, a printable Grom tiara for the birthday girl, and Apple Blood labels for the sparkling apple juice we bought.

#the owl house #toh #toh fanart #toh grom #birthday decoration

[sols-actual-main-blog]

@transratsactivist tagged me in this thank you!!

Last Song: Not Yet by The Amazing Devil

Favourite Colour: purple or dark green

Last Movie/TV Show: Kranitz, an improv comedy show about a real estate agent who has a side gig as a couple's therapist, I really loved the idea but am not sure what to think of it yet

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: savoury always

Last Thing Googled: very boring - which train connection to take to my date today

Current Obsession: Baldur's Gate 3! It's soso good and I always play it in multiplayer mode with one of my favourite people in the world and it's just so much fun <3

I tag @unscharf-an-den-raendern @disregardcanon and @albatris and everyone else who wants to!

#sol speaks #tag games

[vorpalmuchness]

aesthetic for Paint a New Horizon by @disregardcanon

Sansa is a painter. The moment that she meets Joffrey he becomes her muse. After they get married she starts to see his true colors unfold in front of her and she loses her passion. Then she meets Margaery. Her presence changes everything, and reignites a passion for painting and for life that Sansa thought was long buried. It’s too bad that leaving Joffrey isn’t an easy task.

#sansa x margaery #sansaery #margaery x sansa #sansaery fanfiction #sansaeryedit #asoiaf fanfiction #sunkelles #disregardcanon #mine #as in the aesthetic not the fic

[disregardcanon]

so in the white vault, there's an episode where Rosa says "this wine is already a few years old and this is not the kind that ages well, so drink up." and Walter says "this wine certainly smells. robust."

do you have any thoughts on what kind of wine that would be?

most red wines are supposed to age well, but roses don't and most whites aren't known for it. my bet would be that it isn't a rose just by virtue of it. well. being in svalsbard and rose being associated more with warm weather and refreshing temperatures.

my best bet would be that the wine was an oaky chardonnay. this guess comes from 1. oaky chardonnays tend to be buttery and have more of a rich and warm feeling than any other white wine, which is something that i'd want to have in a place like svalsbard. 2. oaky chardonnay is known to age a lot more poorly than unoaked chardonnay, which is a lot more similar in taste to sauvingon blanc, which gives me the idea that in general acidic, drier whites age better. 3. oaky chardonnays have a robust smell to start with, so i think that any spoiling would make it smell VERY strongly. i've poured out my fair share of expired wine, seltzer and beer in my day and let me say. the ones that didn't have much of a smell to start with turned over but weren't as pungent as the ones with more of a smell.

tune into disregardcanon dot tumblr dot com for more liquor store employee opinions, lol

#ask a sarah #vorpalmuchness #the white vault #liquor stories

[luimnigh]

I posted 9,449 times in 2022

1,311 posts created (14%)

8,138 posts reblogged (86%)

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I tagged 4,466 of my posts in 2022

#uncaptioned - 570 posts

#rwby - 446 posts

#asks - 303 posts

#anonymous - 253 posts

#uk politics - 201 posts

#signal boost - 137 posts

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#luimnigh plays p5r - 115 posts

#tumblr - 109 posts

#ableism - 108 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#being raised by aunts and uncles is a great way to give your character a stable home life without having the narrative weight of parents

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

...do people not understand that we want corporations to use Blaze?

Guys, it's non-targeted advertising. The best you get is choosing a specific country. It's not the laser-beam powered by cookies and tracking software that's part of the wider internet hellscape, it's spraying a bunch in a general direction.

It's the way adverts used to be and the way we want it to go back to being.

We want to advertisers to get used to this way again, rather than push for more targeted tools.

3,511 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

#4

One thing I love about Goncharov is that Tumblr just decided it was a 1973 film.

That's actually really early in Martin Scorsese's career. Depending on when in the year it came out, it'd either be his third or fourth film, coming out the same year as his breakthrough film, Mean Streets.

It'd possibly be his first film with Robert De Niro (also in Mean Streets), and would absolutely be his first film with Al Pacino, who he never worked with until 2019's The Irishman.

If this was a real piece of lost media, you could absolutely see why film buffs would be so into it.

4,800 notes - Posted November 22, 2022

#3

Officially, there are no eligibility requirements to be UK Prime Minister. Realistically, you need to be the leader of the majority party in Parliament, and a Member of Parliament.

So what's the eligibility requirements to be an MP?

Over 18; citizen of the UK, Commonwealth, or Ireland; not a police officer, soldier, civil servant, judge, or Member of the House of Lords; and not a member of a foreign legislature (excluding Commonwealth nations and Ireland), or the European Parliament, the Northern Irish Assembly, and Welsh Senedd.

Not even a residency requirement.

So if you fit those criteria, and the Tories keep losing Prime Ministers at this rate, look forward to your mandatory week as Prime Minister.

4,833 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#2

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

32,115 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

According to the Irish Times, in the new Lord of Rings series on Amazon, the Hobbits are Irish charicatures and the Dwarfs are Scottish charicatures.

It also notes that the Men have Lancashire accents while the Elves are Upper Class British, commenting that "Somehow the Victorian caste system has been smuggled into a 21st-century American fantasy series."

38,133 notes - Posted September 1, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #still a ridiculous number of uncaptioned images this year #...rwby's not gonna be on next year's one huh #fucking hilarious my p5r tag made it when i only started playing midway through november

[blackcur-rants]

So I’ve been thinking things over and I think I’ve realised why it is that Odysseus and Penelope feel so lesbian to me despite being presented as very firmly cis and straight in Homer’s poem.

Namely, this is the story of an older couple who fell in love in unusual circumstances and who have been torn apart by life’s cruelty and randomness. And yet, even though the entire world up to and including an actual god tries to tear them apart forever, they stay true to each other out of love and devotion (which is all the more impressive because Homer makes it clear that Odysseus is not an intrinsically selfless or compassionate person) and eventually they are reunited and begin to rebuild their family together.

@dachi-chan25 @uncleasriel @cynicalclassicist @carcosa-commune @disregardcanon @lady-asteria @thoodleoo

#The Odyssey #Odysseus #Penelope #Odysseus x Penelope #queer themes in literature #mild religious talk cw #Literary analysis #Greek Mythology #Lesbian Odysseus #Butch Odysseus #Butch Lesbian Odysseus