#divorce.txt

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

apparently there was a diamond is unbreakable mobile game at one point and i need everyone to see the shigechi model from it

#losing my mind thanks #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #part 4 #shigechi #shigekiyo yangu #divorce.txt #divorce.jpg #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

sometimes i think about the fact that rohan just had some random old man he ran into in a cemetery tell him about a repressed traumatic childhood experience. genuinely how did he take that so well

#jjba #part 4 #rohan kishibe #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

i generally avoid dubbed anime bc the voice acting is always shit but i saw some of the diamond is unbreakable one the other day and i've gotta say nothing could have prepared me for rohan's dub voice

#he. he sounds. he sounds like. no i'm not even going to say what he sounds like #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #rohan kishibe #kishibe rohan #diamond is unbreakable #part 4 #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

honestly i think if they had survived the events of part 6 jolyne would send jotaro this image constantly just to taunt him

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #stone ocean #part 6 #jolyne kujo #divorce.txt #divorce.jpg #op #stone ocean spoilers

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

hello jojo tumblr

#yes this is a jojo's bizarre adventure side blog i'm making in 2021 😔 blame my gf she did it first #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo #jotaro kujo #divorce.txt #divorce.jpg #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

my gf is tormenting me bc she knows she's still jolyne in my phone

#nothing could prepare me for these notifications i have got to change this back asap #d slur #divorce.txt #divorce.jpg #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

i hate that i saw an edited mangacap of jotaro and i could pinpoint exactly which part of stardust crusaders it was from instantly because his shoulder muscles were visible and that meant he wasn't wearing his coat, which he only took off once when it was incinerated during the car stand fight. i really need to go back to school having this much free time isn't good for me

#help i never wanted to become someone who knows jojo this well #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

if i can't sleep tonight i'm photoshopping jotaro into the joker

#i'll call him joketaro #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

didn't realize there are people out there with their real names and faces on their blogs where they openly thirst after jojo characters

#god bless we are truly a different breed <3 #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

also my gf is homophobic for being the only other person with any means of finding this blog's posts rn and she's not even liking them </3

#she is asleep rn but she wasn't liking them even when she was awake and saw me making them so. checkmate #homophobia proven 😤 #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

tumblr is crazy homophobic for blacklisting new blogs from showing up in searches. honestly should have just renovated one of my older saved urls if it was gonna be this long

#my gf's is finally showing up in searches now what did am i doing wrong #pwease tumblr unblacklist jotarosdivorcelawyer from searches this INSTANT #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

apparently two other tumblr users had the exact same url idea i originally did (they spelled it with dashes though) so to prevent confusion i am no longer @jotarosdivorcepapers but @jotarosdivorcelawyer. i think it's an equally good choice and also my dream occupation

#divorce lawyer is not a job i'd want in any other context however i desperately would like to be jotaro's specifically #divorce.txt #op

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

i'm not hoarding urls tumblr 🥺 i promise i'll actually use this one... probably

#divorce.txt #op