mishanks making out and wonder why they divorce every time, they end up fighting again and shanks leaves early in the morning for WEEKS then mihawk remembers why. but shanks is also the love of his life, he's just a lonely warlord who can't stop thinking about his ex.
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This is what old divorced gay men look like. My dearest children. Do not be like them. (Be worse)
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poly ship concept where a couple keeps getting divorced and remarried again on purpose because theyre both in love with the divorce attorney
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Astarion asking Gale for money all the time is now canon in my heart.
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Say what you will about radioapple / appleradio, but I will always be entertained by the idea of Lucifer angrily doing acts of kindness for Alastor because it’s what Charlie would want.
My favorite thing I’ve seen people write about is Lucifer being able to recognize the wound he got from Adam based on the angelic energy alone and knowing it’s not healing properly and pretty must just
“I hate your guts but Charlie would be upset if she thought you dropped dead again so I’m going to heal you and you’re gonna fucking like it.”
“I’m completely fine. I don’t need help from you.” is actively bleeding out
“Let me heal you, you stupid bambi—”
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divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks
divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!
divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason
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“I don’t want to see you get hurt.”
His laugh, like so many things tonight, takes me by surprise. The sonic boom of it startles me, bounces off the walls and floods the room.
“What’s so funny?” I venture after a few seconds of him laughing and shaking his head in seeming disbelief.
The humor in his eyes, if it was ever genuine, dissipates, leaving his gaze cool, flat. “The irony of you saying you don’t want to see someone hurt me.”
“I-I don’t.”
“No one in my whole life has ever hurt me like you did.”
— Before I Let Go, Kennedy Ryan
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radiostatic week: day 3 - date night
i was doing something with colors and it was good before i put shadows now idk but i had an idea guys believe me
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