#djcygnet

[jonquilkoenig]

TEXT 😊 DJON

Jonquil: I heard someone say there might be another love potion fiasco this Valentine's Day and I hope that's not just a rumor! Can you imagine? Maybe someone else in our grade will elope while under the influence and take the spotlight off of you for a while!

#text #dj #text: dj #djcygnet #//a comforting text! #//sort of? #//in his mind yeah lol

[jojohood]

TEXT 😠 DJOJO

Jojo: Are you playing some elaborate prank on me? Because the last two times I got a Crownbucks, they wrote Joj on my cup and not Jojo and you're the ONLY person who calls me that awful sound and I know I sound paranoid but I feel like somehow orchestrating that is exactly something you would do! Confess now and be spared!

#Text #dj #text: Dj #djcygnet

[beauodie]

TEXT 💀 BEAUJ

Beau: There's someone real tall, taller than me even, wearing a hot dog costume round campus right now and I have so many questions, the first being IS IT YOU? 🌭

Beau: And if it isn't you, who is it and what do they want? I keep trying to chase em down and he keeps escaping like a worm through my fingers! 🤦‍♂️

#Text #dj #text: Dj #djcygnet

[romeodubois]

TEXT 🏆 ROMJ

Romeo: What are some dope songs that I can put on my rowing playlist because all that's coming to mind is Row Row Row Your Boat and that's so lame.

#text #dj #text: dj #djcygnet

[margaerycharming]

TEXT ☂️ MARJ

Margaery: What do you think the best thing to sneak into an umbrella to prank somebody is? Aside from glitter, because that never gets out!

Margaery: I want to brainstorm a prank without telling Nova so that she gets proud of how smart I've become under her tutelage but all I can think of is glitter and that might be hard to forgive!

#Text #dj #text: Dj #djcygnet

[oakleyoaken]

TEXT 💨 OAKJ

Oakley: OKAY, OPINION TIME! If someone farts during sex, it's funny and not gross, right????

#Text #dj #text: Dj #djcygnet

[karmeninka]

TEXT 🙅🏼 KARJ

Karmen: [unsent] I feel as if we haven't actually talked in a while and you don't have to like me like a wife but it might be beneficial if we actually TALKED now and then, don't you think?

Karmen: [unsent] I'm being such a hypocrite, I have no idea how to speak to you anymore.

Karmen: Hey! I just looked it up and there's nothing against any rules about making a llama your legal emotional support animal. Should I do it or is that taking the whole llama thing too far lol?

#text #dj #text: dj #djcygnet

[rtpendragon]

TEXT 👎 AJ

Artie: How soon is too soon to have sex with somebody?

Artie: Wow, I'm sorry, that was really personal.

Artie: But on top of being my best friend, you've had sex with the girl I want to lose my virginity to so I figured if I had to ask anyone for advice, you'd be the sensible person to ask!

#text #dj #text: dj #djcygnet

[theazizali]

Rank your fellow royals from most to least likely to survive the hunger games, feel free to explain why

So first we have to establish that I’ll be ranking possibility of survival based on alliances, and I can only guess at alliances because, you know, I’m not in their heads. I can’t get more accurate than this without knowing who the exact teams would be. That said, let’s just have some fun with it!

The Tritons, I think, have gotta work together, right? They’re family! And that gives them more numbers and an advantage -- plus, if the arena has a water section, they have an advantage there too. However, it's a large group and not all Tritons are created equal. What survival skills do @melodytritonx or @andreatriton bring to the table? Having emotional investment in each other would also make the games so much harder every time they lost one of their own. I'd say the most likely Triton to survive is either @aliciatriton, @diamcndskylucy, or @ripley-triton and their odds of winning the whole thing stand at maybe 10-15%.

@marley-yao and @ryanyao and @jiachien would likely work together but none of them are super athletic and so I think they'd be among the first ones out. Odds of winning the whole thing? 0%.

I don't know much about @avery-thatch but I don't know who she would align herself with and if she's on her own, that makes her easy pickings, so she would be among the first to go too. Odds of winning the whole thing? 0%.

The Dubois would probably all work together too, but there's a distinct lack of athleticism there. @liamdvbois and @romeodubois are sort of strong but the odds are that @eveningstardubois or @reese-dubois  would be killed earlier on and the others would have to carry on. It would definitely come down to Liam or Romeo out of them and @crisdubois, and the odds of one of the Dubois winning the whole thing is about 10%

Again, just guessing at alliances, but @djcygnet and @karmeninka would probably work together. DJ is a strong dude and Karmen is pretty smart so if they have good communication skills, they could probably make it decently far. Odds of survival? 20%! 

Kiara and Kion are strong and clever. However, I'm not sure they work together well, so I'm only ranking their odds of survival at like 5%.

@mackennadunbroch and @maisy-macguffin would probably ally up, and I'd guess they'd partner up with @hannaharendelle , @haverlyarendelle , and @icemasterbents too, at least for a while. Between them all, they have a good knowledge of what plants are dangerous, what animals there might be, hand to hand combat, and long distance attacks. They'd of course also have Mackenna's brain. I'd guess Haverly would be the first to die of their group, followed by maybe Bentley in an act of heroic sacrifice. The odds of someone from this group being the one to survive to the end are like 30-35% and my guess is it'd be Mackenna. 

@lucasandalasia has no one to align with and no athleticism that's worth mentioning. 0% chance of survival. 

@ben-desrosiers, @audreysrose, and Chad seem like an intuitive threesome alliance. Ben and Chad both did tourney so that's something and sponsors would like them and keep them all alive a while, especially if they played up a love triangle that appealed to the viewers. However, they really don't have the skills to make it to the end and would probably all die together. Odds of survival are like a 10% and the one most likely to make it to the end if anyone did would be Chad because he's out for himself. 

@willofnottingham doesn't have any allies, unless @jungleboyblake counts as a royal through marriage, and if he does let's assume they're a team. They could in theory then align with the Arendelle/Dunbroch camp but they wouldn't be the two to survive in it. I'd give them a 5% and that's generous. 

@leilaniwaialiki and @ariliki would obviously have to fight together. Ariana is strong and Leilani is smart so I want to say they'd have a better chance than people think. Plus, they're hot twins! I'm sure the viewers would love to see that. I'll give them a 15-20% chance of survival. 

@ellecharming and @margaerycharming would probably team up, and maybe they’d bring Margaery’s girlfriend @novafitzherbert and Elle’s boyfriend @rtpendragon on board? But then they’d have to bring the other FItzherberts and Pendragons and that’s a pretty large group of not super specialized people. I can imagine @scooterpendragon being a liability, and same with @therubyfitz . @annefitzherbert would cut away on her own at some point and honestly? Her odds increase with that move. Addison is very competitive but I’m not sure if she’s athletic enough. Out of this group, I’m going to say Nova and Elle have the best chance of survival, and even then, I’d only give this group about a 20% chance.

The Avalor team of @sofia-flores , @margaritaflores, and @franciscodecoronado have some muscle and some brains, but at the end of the day, they’re overwhelmed by the larger groups. 10%.

I think @rosalienxthale, @jonquilkoenig, and @deliallyr would probably team up and using Rosalie’s nursing skills and Jonquil’s athleticism and Delia’s delegation skills, they’d survive a pretty decently long time. I don’t think they’d win though just because I don’t think they’d gain as many sponsors as other people, unless they stirred up some drama somehow. 15%.

And that’s what I think! But if you send me an alliance or team I didn’t think of, I’ll give you my percentage for them too.

honesty hour!

#answered

[magnoliafenner]

do you have a fuckit list? Who’s on it?

There’s not a ton of guys in Auradon that I want to sleep with that I haven’t gotten to already, but I’m putting it out there that if @leanderambrosius is ever free to bang again, I’d better be the first in line. @beauodie is also kind of hot and I wish I’d noticed sooner. I’m sending out telepathic vibes to @liamdvbois all the time to let him know that I’m here for him, and same for @djcygnet. Also, I don’t usually go for pirates, but Harry Hook or @zevonchanca are kind of sneaky hot and I’d be down to try -- it is summer, after all, which means trying new things! Oh, and @pucksherman, @cashforrester, or either of the Gastons (or both) would also work! Or @chad--charming too -- I know he’s a little old for me but I’ve heard some really, really interesting things and suffice to say it’s whet my whistle. Seriously, guys, I’m not too picky. I’m just looking for a good time. 

honesty hour!

#answered

[aimeeblake]

How do you feel about bachelor parties?

In general, they sound like absolutely none of my business. BUT as @djcygnet’s best man at least half my thoughts at any given point in the day are about planning the absolute coolest party ever for him.

#answered #Anonymous

[jonquilkoenig]

How do you feel about who Auradon's best future leaders are?

It makes me hopeful for the future of Auradon knowing that people like @rosalienxthale, @deliallyr, @djcygnet and @karmeninka, @sofia-flores, among others, are going to be taking roles in shaping a better tomorrow. Of course, we already have @ben-desrosiers and @mackennadunbroch and @willofnottingham from our generation ruling over their dominions, and they’re great inspiration!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#answered #Anonymous

[jojohood]

TEXT 🙃 DJOJO

Jojo: [https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/k5AAAOSwXi9b9gGm/s-l1600.jpg]

Jojo: You NEED to wear this and let me take a picture to make it your contact photo in my phone, pls and thx.

#text #dj #text: dj #djcygnet

[ellecharming]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- artie, dj, ryan

marry: @rtpendragon, we are dating I can see this being the direction our relationship goes.

cuddle: @ryanyao

sleep with: No one, it’s impolite to discuss publicly. @djcygnet, been there hit that.

#answered #Anonymous

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- kion, romeo, dj

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: @romeodubois. It’s like you guys just want me to hype up the Bayou peeps.

Take a Bullet For: @djcygnet. I’d be like, a hero for keeping someone’s almost husband alive for them; people would send me so many flowers in the hospital.

Murder: @kiontaji‘s try-too-hard attitude.

#ask:anon #answered #answered:threenames #asukion #asuromeo #asudj #the hypocrisy in her kion comment lol #Anonymous

[margovasilovich]

fuck, marry, kill -- artie, dj, ben

send me three names + a number…

Lose my virginity to: @rtpendragon? He likes blonde girls and I don’t know, the person I was supposed to lose my virginity to lost his to Artie’s sister instead. Not that it matters! It doesn’t. 

Marry: @djcygnet? Never actually, unless he needed a replacement wife so Karmen could be free to choose her own husband, in which case I’d do whatever I had to do! 

Kill: AHHH I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH, I CANNOT KILL THE KING. 

#ask:anon #answered #answered:threenames #asuartie #asudj #asuben #Anonymous