#djinn geralt

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

It seems today that the inspiration is to sad things and princess bride carrying. So here is Geralt carrying wounded Jaskier by the djinn.

#jaskier #geralt #geraskier #the witcher #the djinn moment #tw: blood #whump #my fanarts #ox-co shit

[headcanonthings]

Jaskier: Good morning! Did you sleep well? Geralt: ....Did you fucking sedate me?!

#geralt couldn't sleep and jaskier isn't going to risk another djinn incident #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia

[thedemonofcat]

So I was thinking about the episode of Charmed I Dream of Phoebe. There aren't too many spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode, but Phoebe gets transformed into a genie as part of the plot.

As a result, I began thinking of ideas for a fic

Basically instead of the Djinn just attacking Jaskier throat. Geralt accidentally curses Jaskier to become the next Djinn. The wish about blowing someone's head up doesn't get made. The conflict between Yennefer and Geralt still remains, however, and Geralt still wishes that their fates were linked. In order to ensure that Jaskier would never return to the Amphora, Geralt never made a third wish.

Then came the incident on the mountain. Instead of Geralt's words being just angry words, they are a bit more complex. The consequence of this is that it actually forces Jaskier to fulfill Geralt's 'Blessing'. This causes Jaskier to return to the amphora, which then vanishes.

Despite Geralt's efforts to find Jaskier, he finds it harder and harder to find him, as he has to protect Ciri. In spite of that, Geralt always keeps an ear to the ground and listens to rumours about Djinns.

In the meantime, Jaskier has been passed from one person to another. Being forced to make their wishes come true. Sometime, it's just the average people who are just looking for simple things such as more money or for their corps to do well in terms of their performance. The majority of the time, Jaskier ends up in the hands of mage's. In comparison to whose wishes are far more messed up. Over the course of Jaskier's time as a Djinn, he slowly starts to forget about his life as a Bard. Jaskier's amphora is found one day by Rience. The first thing Rience wants is for Jaskier to take him to Geralt and Ciri so they can portal straight into Kear Morhen.

Jaskier is rescued from Rience after a fight breaks out. Geralt is overjoyed to be reunited with Jaskier once again, but he quickly becomes frightened when he learns that Jaskier only remembers Geralt as one of his former masters. There is an effort to try and free Jaskier from his curse of being a Djinn by Yennefer and Vessimer. As Jaskier struggles to regain his memory in the meantime, everyone else tries to help him.

At some point a thought crossed Geralt's mind that he could just wishes for Jaskier memories. There is only one thing that he thinks about as well and that is wishing Jaskier would forget about the mountain and always want to be with Geralt regardless of what happens. Geralt feels guilty for having even just the slightest thought about this. In the end,

Jaskier and Geralt end up talking. This causes Geralt to confess that he loves Jaskier. This causes Jaskier to recall that he once loved a white-haired man. This finally brings back Jaskier's memories.

Unfortunately, there is no way to break Jaskier's curse, resulting in him remaining a Djinn for the rest of his life. Ciri finds a way to serve Jaskier's bond by forcing him back into the amphora after the master makes the tree wishes. In this way, Jaskier will be able to be completely free of the enslavement and yet still have the power he gained from being a Djinn.

#the witcher netflix #joey batey #geralt of rivia #jaskier the witcher #the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #fic ideas #geraskier #jaskier #gerskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #freya allan #anya cholatra #yennefer of vengerberg #djinn Jaskier

[everlastingfable]

jaskier is a mirror. a reflection of the world around him—its joy and laughter, its heartaches and loss.

jaskier is a dandelion. hardy and dependable—always showing up again in the spring. asking others what they yearn for.

jaskier is a song. ever present the second he shows up—filling the silence around him. he is the quiet humming of a maidservant doing her chores, the soft whistle of a farmer tending to his animals. an unconscious reminder that he won't be easily forgotten. he's the stories that will live through the ages forever

#the witcher #netflix #text #jaskier #personal #trying to figure out if geralt is a hammer and radovid is a knife‚ what's jaskier? #also while writing this I thought of the idea of jaskier having the ability to grant wishes #like that's why he laughed when geralt said he's looking for a djinn because hello wish granter already right in front of you #and how geralt was able to fall asleep at then end of 01x05 despite not making a wish for it #my drabbles

[patroclusdefencesquad]

i'm adding onto my "jaskier steals changes of clothes with no explanation" post and saying we just see him in the background of important scenes with his top off as he grabs the next one with no explanation

#geralt @ yen : i just don't trust you yennefer 😔 how can we go on😫 #yennefer @ geralt : we can never know what is real and what is the djinn 😤 i love ciri but i don't know how we work together 😞 #jaskier in the background (shirtless) : YOU LITTLE SHIT THIS SUBPAR EMBROIDERY IS NOT WORTH FIVE SILVER PIECES YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW #the witcher

[teatitty]

Was looking up the official timeline of the Witcher books just for funsies and noticed something kind of mind boggling to me. Dandelion was born in 1229. Ciri was born in 1252. Meaning Dandelion was 23 when she was born and had only known Geralt for around 4 years, since they met when he was 19 in 1248

He is thus 32 when he meets Anna Henrietta in 1261 which makes him 34 when the Fall of Cintra happens in 1263. The major events of Blood of Elves, Baptism of Fire and Time of Contempt all happen in 1267, when Dandy is 37-38

If Lady of the Lake takes place in 1268 then Dandelion was only 38-39 when Geralt and Yennefer die. For some reason I always thought more time had passed and he was already in his early 40's but... that's so young to me. Ciri herself would've only been 16. Part of me already knew she was still a teenager at the end of the saga but god. She only had her parents for six years... she was 10 when she first met Geralt in Sword of Destiny. That's so sad to think about

#the witcher books #lore post #was really funny to see though that the djinn thing canon happens like a year after gulet and posada at most asfdgfrgt #geralt and dandy met in 1248. in 1249 geralt leaves yennefer in vengerberg after spending half a year with her #he met two of the most important people in his life within mere months of eachother #what a wild fucking year that must've been for him

[lovestuckyhatemarvel]

Listen, Yennefer and Ciri’s relationship is sort of becoming interesting. Kind of. I still don’t fully trust Yennefer with her because she’s fully repeated mistakes before, no matter what Yennefer claims.

The more annoying thing is Yennefer acting like Geralt not fully trusting her after she betrayed him can be fixed by writing letters and reminding him of the times they fucked.

Also is it just me or do the actors have less fucking chemistry than ever before? Like holy shit, I didn’t care much at all before about that pairing, but now it’s just actively unbearable.

#witcher #anti yenralt #i'm only through episode 1 #I like Yennefer as a character #but watching her throw herself at Geralt because he doesn't want her anymore is embarrassing #like girl get some fucking self-esteem #and I say this as a person with no self-esteem to speak of #also it's been a while since i watched season 2 #did we ever actually conclude the character beat of both geralt and yennefer being afraid that their attraction was forced by the djinn #because they reference that in episode 1 but I don't remember there ever being a conclusion to it #btw this isn't me not wanting this because of another ship #geralt's on thin fucking ice with me too #but no amount of poignant music (what up subtitles) can make me want these two to be more than friends #oh jaskier is also on thin fucking ice #everyone is on thin ice #and the water's getting warm so we might as well swim

[septembermonologues]

i'm once again thinking about how different geralt and jaskier's relationship is between the show and the books. like i started with the show and i never would have guessed that with the first handful of pages garalt is openly fond of him and that they joke around with each other like this.

#i can't find where i saved it but also its not like geralt wasn't stressed/worried for jaskier with the djinn in the show #but it reads so much more like desperation for a dear friend in the book #i feel vindicated now knowing that henry feels the same but the show just does geralt so dirty #i can't speak to the games but i'm so fond of geralt in a way i don't think i would be if i'd only watched the show #UGH i have so many thoughts and no one to talk to lol

[jesskasb]

rewatching the witcher episode six and catching a lot of things i didnt the first time and look at me in the eyes.

this is crazy to me like he just straight up directly tells geralt "let's run away together" and he says this is an attempt to work out what pleases him? and of course right before this scene geralt almost dies so it's like jaskier is revaluating what he wants and values and determines that his ideal future is living in the coast with geralt. but like obviously this is not possible because jaskier may be a free man able to do what he wants considering he is more of a side character but geralt has a world changing destiny to fulfill with ciri and a romantic fate with yen. even without that i dont think theres any universe where they could end up together seriously like "geralt has two hands" sure but i dont think he wants jaskier's (i dont remember what happens in season 2 but as far as i know i am right) and honestly in comparison to yen i get it. she is everything

i also cant believe he wrote this about her like jesus he needs to stop being a hater and find a new guy to fall for cause girl he doesnt want you and thats that. get over it no need to blame yen for it "im weak my love and i am wanting" jesus fucking christ get it together

#sorry for posting about witcher netflix show at 1am. im unwell currently #im going to read the books and play the games so i can understand dandelion better #cause im a little confused on his. role??? in the story??m #not plotwise like i knw #hes the catalyst for major events as geralt says. ci #oh my god i keep hitting enter instead of backspace ANYWAY law of surprise. djinn. dragon. but like ermm idk idk i feel like im missing #context or details about his connections to not only the world and other characfers but also specifically geralt #im sure a game and a book can be more thorough than a netflix show that has wrap up so many story beats in 8 eps #the witcher lb #<- not gonna make many posts at all i just wanna revisit what im saying here

[fawnnbinary]

help girl, i'm having creative ideas above my skill level

#miles.txt #animatic ideas again....... jaskier oh yeah you gonna cry moments...... #distracted myself from the last ten minutes of Baptism of Fire like eight times in the last hour while working on a comm #keep going 'but lovejoy' 'but eskel playlist' 'but funny video' #but fr oh yeah you gonna cry animatic that's Jaskier post djinn but pre mountain talking to Yen about Geralt #'I quite like your boyfriend - how the fuck'd he end up with you? 🤨' #'yknow we talk about all the fucked up things you do. in the back room of the bar. in the backseat of my car.' #listen. thoughts. #it's this or eskelposting fellas

[burntheupholstery]

it is my belief that The Witcher Season 1 was a Vibe Before It's Time

#yennefer being in the shittiest of her shittest possible selves during the djinn episode #the pettiest girlbossiest most debauched most destructive version of herself possible #i didn't understand when i first watched in 2020 #NOW I DO #jaskier had peak tumblrina energy #he practically speaks in quotes #geralt is ... v different from the games but hey. adaptation. #i like this one #the witcher

[podcastenthusiast]

Pleased to discover it seems I can romance Yennefer even without having sex during the wake. (I doubt most people try this but here we are.)

#nothing wrong with riding the unicorn it's just not for me personally. but goddamn he clearly loves her #do i wish i could kiss dandelion too? yeah a little obviously #witcher 3 wild hunt #the witcher 3 #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #witcher 3 #ace geralt rights #kinda sweet that yen wanted to break the djinn magic to see if they love each other for real #also not a fan of the game's belief that triss is the sweet stable option. she literally took advantage of geralt

[swan--writes]

geralt and jaskier get whacked with a spell which makes geralt...not so much a djinn as an indentured servant to jaskier with little to no willpower

jaskier spends the whole fic being so fucking careful not to give geralt any outright orders, geralt spends the whole fic being Very Confused as to why jaskier isn't (ab)using his power

it was probably meant to make geralt a slave to the mage but y'know...fanfiction-typical shenanigans

#is this anything? #i want to write this but again #*gestures at all the reasons why i haven't been writing* #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #geralt #jaskier #jaskier the bard #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #witcher fanfic #witcher fic #the witcher fic #the witcher fanfic #the witcher fanfiction

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Five times the Witchers learnt just how cat-like Aiden actually is

Biscuit making - Lambert

Lambert stared down at his friend, eyebrows raised in silent question as Aiden dozed lightly, plastered to Lambert so they were snuggled chest to chest in the small inn bed. He'd gotten used to Aiden purring in his sleep when the Cat witcher felt safe (and Lambert tried not to linger too long on how that made him feel) long ago but this…this was new.

The hands resting on Lambert's chest were rhythmically gripping and releasing the material of his shirt in tandem, the pinprick scratch of long, tougher than average fingernails just enough to feel through the fabric. It wasn't uncomfortable as such, in fact once he got used to it, when paired with the soft, barely audible purr it was actually quite relaxing.

Soon enough, Lambert found himself being pulled into sleep, either not caring or not realising that he himself had started letting out a steady stream of content rumbling of his own in response.

"Question for you, Cat."

Aiden didn't pause in lacing up his boots, "Ask away, Wolf."

"You know you were-" he clenched his fingers in imitation of the gesture, "I don't know - kneading - me last night?"

At that, Aiden did pause and Lambert had the feeling if he could blush he'd be bright red.

"I..shit. Sorry, I didn't even realise. I usually only do that around my siblings. I'll try to control it better."

"Didn't say it was a bad thing. " Lambert bumped his shoulder lightly against Aiden's, "I was just curious is all. I don't give a shit what you do, short of stabbing me."

Lambert tried to ignore the warmth blooming in his chest as Aiden let out a tiny purr.

Jumpscare - Eskel

Eskel hummed to himself as he bought in the last of the vegetables from the greenhouses for pickling. Glad to see that Aiden was already in the kitchen setting everything up and was currently busy with a keg of brine. Things had been a bit tense to start with when his little brother had rolled up with a Cat of all people but Aiden had made it very hard to not like him. If nothing else, he was always more than willing to lend a hand with chores - always a bonus when your home was in a near constant state of disrepair.

"Alright." Eskel said, dumping one of the sacks out onto the stone countertop, "That's the last of this year's crop. If we work quickly we should be done by-"

He was interrupted by a yowl next to him and if Aiden was an actual cat, Eskel would be inclined to think somebody had just stepped on his tail. Whirling around he saw no sign of the other Witcher. Until he looked up just in time to see Aiden hauling himself up to fully perch on one of the rafters, glaring at Eskel's haul.

"Eh...Aiden?"

"Get those things away from me." The Cat hissed pointing accusingly.

Now Eskel was even more confused, all that was there was a perfectly innocent pile of….

"You mean these?" He held up one of the cucumbers, causing Aiden to growl low in his throat in response. Eskel hastily dropped it again, "Ok, ok. I'll put these away for now and we can work on the beetroot instead. Ok?"

Aiden nodded but still refused to leave his perch until the offending items had been shoved back into the sack and into a cupboard.

Soundlessly, he grabbed a knife and began to peel and chop the beetroot.

"Cat thing?"

"Cat thing."

Zoomies - Geralt

Geralt couldn't sleep. Again. He was nowhere near desperate enough to go down the Djinn route again but by the Gods it was starting to get annoying. He just wanted one night where his mind wouldn't keep throwing up scenarios where he failed his responsibilities to Ciri, Yen, Jaskier, his brothers…he was just one man for fucks sake.

He decided to go check on the animals, Eskel had mentioned that the fence on one of the goat pens could do with repairs but it was already getting dark by the time he'd noticed. It was on the list for the following morning but his brother would be heartbroken if any of them had gotten loose and hurt in the meantime.

Turns out Geralt wasn't the only one feeling restless. As he entered the courtyard he caught sight of a figure seemingly in the middle of running laps along the wall. Too lithe to be Eskel or Lambert, too tall to be Ciri, it had to be Aiden. Geralt stopped for a second, unsure why until he realised. Aiden was moving fast.. too fast to be running it safely in the dark and frost. Even for a Witcher, that could be a broken leg or concussion at least if he fell.

As if the Gods had been reading his thoughts, Aiden lost his footing and soundlessly tumbled down onto the cobbles of the courtyard, landing in a heap. Only to bounce back up immediately as if nothing had happened and continue running laps at ground level instead.

Geralt felt his brow furrow as he continued watching, what the fuck?

"Couldn't sleep either?"

Aiden had come to a stop in front of him, hair plastered to his forehead with sweat and eyes darting around ceaselessly as he almost seemed to be vibrating in his own skin and using all of his self control to stay still and talk.

Geralt hummed in response before gesturing to the wall "You do that often?"

Aiden looked slightly sheepish as if he expected to be reprimanded, "Only a couple of times since I've been here. The mutagens. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to combust there and then if I don't move , for some reason it's worse at night. I think there was something meant to make us nocturnal, at least partially anyway. If I were on the path I'd go hunting or just go run pell mell in the woods for a bit. Doing that on an unfamiliar mountain didn't seem like the smartest thing though. I'm reckless, not suicidal."

Geralt huffed a laugh, "Well, don't let me stop you. Just don't make us find you lying out here with your skull cracked open in the morning."

Aiden gave a mock salute before going to mount the wall again, "Remind me to tell you about Cat Trials. Trust me, a fall from this is nothing. You could always run a couple of laps with me if you want? It's just, you look as if you could use something to tire you out too."

Geralt shrugged. At this point, why the fuck not?

Chirp - Jaskier

"Melitele's tits, it's cold. I mean, it. Is. COLD." Jaskier proclaimed as the two of them closed the door on the snow storm they'd just left, moving to hang his cloak and hood by the fire in the great hall, "I swear, if you and Lambert ever decide you're heading South for the winter I'm coming with you. Geralt can freeze his tits off up here alone, he'll survive. Unlike me. "

Aiden said nothing, although the bard had been around enough Witchers by now to know his companion was probably silently laughing at him as he removed his own cloak. Jaskier tsk'd at the snow clinging to Aiden's hair and moved to brush it out without thinking. The Cat let out a small but clearly audible "mrrrp" and momentarily pushed into the hand before he caught himself. He turned to face Jaskier, who was grinning at him like both Yule and his birthday had come early.

"Oh, well. That is just precious! " He exclaimed, clapping his hands together excitedly like a small child who's just been shown a magic trick, "Oh my dear, if all Cat Witchers make such adorable noises I may have a new favourite school. Do you all do that or is it just some of you? Purring's a given, every Witcher I've met purrs to some degree or other."

Aiden caught Coen's eye, the other Witcher flashing him a smirk which said 'You're on your own'

"That's it, I've decided! I'm making it my mission this winter to find out just how cat-like you are!"

"Do that and I'll hide your lute up in the rafters." Aiden said with no real heat, the Bard trailing after him asking questions about tables and glassware, distracted (for now) from the coldness of the Keep.

If I fits… - Vesemir

Vesemir basked in the quiet. There were perks to being one of the first ones to wake in the mornings. As much as he loved having his boys back safe and sound for the winter, after months alone the constant noise could become a little overwhelming at times, making these moments of quiet solitude all the more precious.

He made his way to the laundry room with an armful of bedding he'd found which probably hadn't been washed since the previous winter if the stale smell was anything to go by. No matter.

He quirked an eyebrow at the closed laundry hamper. He was certain he'd opened the lid earlier unless old age and senility were finally starting to get to him. Dumping the dirty sheets on the ground to free his hands he lifted the lid again.

And was greeted by Aiden blinking sleepily up at him, disturbed by the sudden brightness. Vesemir briefly took a moment to try and figure out what manner of contortion he'd used to cram himself into a space the boys had struggled to fit in even as adolescents before catching Aiden's eye. The two held eye contact as Aiden tilted his head in silent question, still half asleep. Vesemir wordlessly lowered the lid again in response before walking away shaking his head. It was too early for his boy's antics.

#the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #aiden centric #witcher aiden #witcher lambert #lambert #lambden #witcher geralt #geralt of rivia #geralt #witcher jaskier #jaskier #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher vesemir #vesemir #aiden/lambert

[panur]

AU where Geralt gets his wish when he asks life to take Jaskier off his hands: Geralt gets isekai'd to an AU where Jaskier never met him and thus didn't spend 20 years cleaning his reputation and those of other witchers/nonhumans by extension

some headcanon highlights of this AU (feel free to use or discard):

this world is Awful, the way they treat Witchers in general (and Geralt in particular) is HELLA bad. Refused service and entrance in more than half the towns he enters and being paid poorly if he gets paid at all, people terrified and hateful towards him

He finds out Pavetta jumped off a tower after her mother had Duny killed (guess you're finally free of that child surprise, Geralt...)

Calanthe has become an unhinged warmonger having nothing to lose, particularly against elves, who are even more decimated than usual

Eskel was killed as result of witcher propaganda getting MUCH worse after the raise of the white flame + the whole Blaviken thing

Vesemir is a shadow of himself, living alone in Kaer Morhen, not having talked to anyone for years

Lambert moved permanently with the cat caravan and blames Geralt for Eskel's death

less witchers in general (with a lot having died or retired since continuing in the current conditions is unsustainable) means a lot more monsters, particularly Necrophages and Wraiths

Yen is disfigured and severally weakened/borderline disabled after getting majorly cursed from eating that infant dragon's heart + several botched attempts at making it better (maybe they can use the djinn to fix the timeline?)

#it's free real estate prompt just tag me so i can read

#the witcher netflix #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geraskier #geraltxjaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #prancing plotbunnies #it's free real estate prompt just tag me so i can read

[dreamofbecoming]

au where geralt never figures out jaskier wasn’t the one with the wishes (maybe his second wish is more subtle and he just figures the guy had a stroke or whatever) until months later he runs into a bard calling himself valdo marx and he’s so surprised he just points and says “but you should be dead!” and the djinn, who at this point has been following this stoic taciturn dipshit around for months waiting desperately for him to express a desire for literally anything at all, it’ll take anything at this point just want something it’s begging you, goes THAT COUNTS BITCH NO TAKE BACKS and marx drops dead on the spot. geralt has to leave town. he never tells jaskier.

#the witcher #twn #this is nothing but hey i haven’t witcher posted in a while #and i can’t sleep #so have my nothing musings