#dm dnd

[fatswampthing]

Looking for Mutuals

Looking for mutuals into the following - CPTSD and Trauma recovery - ADHD - Autism - Fat Positivity

- Leftist Politics - Comics/Manga - TTRPGS - Dice - Writing/Storytelling - D&D and Comic art (No AI Art) -Workers rights/Organization - Food - Being a Chef - Working in hospitality

#adhd #adhd rsd #autism #cptsd recovery #mental health #neurodivergent #dm dnd #fat positivity #living with cptsd #mental illness #fat acceptance #fat positive #fat activism #dnd dice #leftist #writing #cheflife #food #unionize #labor union #the iww

[potionof]

What do you think?

I'm just starting to learn to DM...and boy am I enjoying it!

I'm not sure why I didn't start to learn earlier. I haven't played much because it's always been trouble trying to find a DM.

So, I guess I want to ask...why don't people like to DM? (Just so I can know things ahead of time to avoid burnout :) )

#Dungeons and Dragons #D&D #Dnd #DM #dnd campaign #dnd 5e #DM dnd

[latenight-dnd]

One of my players plays a dragon born based off a certain type of lizard and apparently that species has particularly acidic pee because they just asked me if they could piss on opponents as a turn of attack. Imagine you’re fighting a guy and he just whips his dick out and pees on you and it fucking BURNS like hellfire. What the fuck kind of hellscape am I on where I’m asked by my player if they can do something like that.

Anyway, so naturally I said yes, we’ve assigned it two rolls, one d8 to see how good his piss aim is and one d8 for acid damage.

#i hate it here #dm #dm struggles #can’t believe I agreed to that #anyway it’s gonna be real funny for me when I reveal to him he’s gained a reputation #he’s gonna be known as the relentless Acidick Piss Lizard #meme #dnd #shit post #dnd memes #shitpost #dnd campaign #dnd meme #memes #dnd dm #dm dnd #dnd funny #dnd shenanigans

[b1gg1e]

The amount I could need out about the NPCS in the campaign I run is insane. If my players had a 1 on 1 with me, I’d give up on the puzzles and tell them everything if they asked.

Twins…the twins…AAAAAAAAH

#dnd5e #dm dnd

[bf-drawings]

I love being a DM at my rpg table, it's amazing to create worlds for my friends to explore, laugh, kill innocent goblins and in the meantime give them lots of traumas and trust issues... it's good to be a DM... really good

#rpg #dnd #dm dnd

[library-fae]

freaking my players out by initiating the inner theatre kid in dnd

i was consistently cast as psychotic children for a reason

#.faeposting #currently have voiced multiple eldrich gods #a shadow man #a living caravan made of flesh and bones #the eldrich god has been my favourite so far seeing everyones faces was amazing #dnd #dming #dm #dnd dm #dm dnd #dnd party #dnd shenanigans

[bongwaterbunny]

remembering the one and only time i dmed and my brother (playing a tortle barbarian level 2) rolled a nat20 on the killing blow so i told him he could choose how he wanted to kill the villain, n he made his character bite through the villains eye n snap shut on its brainstem, crushing the skull. man i miss him

#dnd #dnd character #dnd5e #dnd tortle #dnd barbarian #dnd dm #dm dnd #dungeons and dragons #dungeon master #nat 20

[megadewffyex]

Custom Stand design I made for a Jojo’s themed DND campaign i’m running. Stand name is 12 BAR BLUES (on the left), and its user (on the right) is a bartending warforged named The Old Fashioned!

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #dnd character #dnd5e #jjba fanart #dnd art #dm dnd #jojo stands

[marching-weirdo]

boutta dm my first ever campaign, wish me luck 🤪

#dm dnd #dnd #first time #wooooooo

[rollingtablesiguess]

Rolls to Alarm Your Players

Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #rollingtable #forgotten realms #dungeon master #dm #rpg #ttrpg #d12 #rolling rolling table #dice

[quietsamurai98]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dnd #sometimes i swear this game/the dm is just rolling dice to fuck with me

[fatswampthing]

Permission to be unhinged

I want a place to vent my feelings and Tumblr is free plus I don't think many people I know are on here so I'm going to post here. I am -fat -neurodivergent (ADHD) -leftist -parent of neurodivergent children

-I have a queer spouse -I am a chef

-I am also a writer -Card carrying IWW member

-Magic Player -DM

follow if you have the same interests

#fat liberation #fat positivity #adhd #leftist #queer #cheflife #writers on tumblr #mtglife #dm dnd

[fukiana]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

#dnd ass dialogue option. ''i cast detect thoughts on the mind flayer'' DM: ''its....... its a MIND FLAYER'' ''i rolled a 23'' #gamingedit #bg3edit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #the emperor #oc: rylas

[latenight-dnd]

The urge to put dice in my mouth is a never ending torture

#meme #dnd #shit post #dnd memes #shitpost #aesthetic #memes #dnd campaign #dnd meme #rawring 20s #20s aesthetic #dm #dm dnd #dnd dm

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (me): as soon as you cross the boundary of the gate, you are unnaturally silenced and cannot make a sound.

Warlock: *in ASL* fuck you!

DM: *also in ASL* eat shit and die

Warlock: *mouthing* hey I taught you that! You can't use it against me!

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #dnd #don't mess with the dm

[arcane-gold]

hey, little songbird, look all around you. see how the vipers and vultures surround you? they’ll take you down, they’ll pick you clean

ganymede belongs to @quortknee ☀️♥️

#ganymede #witchlight #dnd #dnd npc #dnd art #YALL CAN I YELL ABT THIS GUY FOR A SECOND #he’s been running thru my mind ALL DAY #and my dm recently saw hadestown so it’s gotten me thinking ALL abt the parallels between gany and oz #hey little songbird is SOOOOOOO THEM #also i wanted to draw ganymede tousled bc he’s always so proper and composed :) #i think that man would be hotter if his life fell apart :) #my art