#dm life

[shinraalpha]

Players: this item is either very magical...... or *very* cursed.

DM: all a curse is is spicy magic pick it up you coward.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd memes #dnd shenanigans #dnd #dm life #ttrpg memes #ttrpg

[samcat18]

Brennan, focusing on too many things at once during finale combat: "give me a saving throw"

Siobhan: "what kind???"

🤣🤣🤣

#dimension 20 a starstruck odyssey #dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #siobhan thompson #brennan lee mulligan #dm life

[drowntoearth]

Me before DMing: yay watching dungeon meshi is fun

Me now: shit I need to write down all the monster and trap ideas they have

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dm life #dungeons and dragons

[blicketdabest33]

I love being a dm It's so fun (most of the time) but the players are what brings the magic Example: Everyone needs to roll to hide. They all fail. My co-dm says "you all disguise yourself as potted plants" Later, it happens again, just with only one person. They roll a 1. I tell them "You lie down on the ground, in the middle of the floor, completely exposed. This idea was dumber than the potted plant."

#dnd5e #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dm life #dm #dungeon master #what campaign are we doing you ask? #fnaf themed dnd #it's fucking awesome

[wildmagicfeygirl]

Terrible npc idea

Wizard and bard twins who own a magic shop from their parents and the wizard is SUPER salty about his slacker brother also getting power

#npc #dnd art #dnd character #dm life

[bibliosauruswrecks]

The problem with being a DM and running a campaign in a homebrew setting is I have all this fun world-building and lore, but I can’t share it with my players because it’ll ruin the surprises and take away the fun.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dm life #dm problems #worldbuilding

[fruitjedi]

When your dming and your session ends up being sidetracked into magic amulets that you created in a whim and now one of your players likes the hot amulet lady you created

#dnd lifestyle #dnd campaign #dnd dm #dm life #a day in the life

[bugbearbrothers]

If you want to sell the existence of a divine order in your game, here are ten types of angels you might include:

1. Seraphim (the burning ones), guard the thrones of gods.

2. Cherubim are six-winged gestalts of man and beast that guard paradise.

3. Thrones, Ophanim or Erelim are rotating wheels of divine power that guard the gods' throne rooms.

4. Dominations or Lordships regulate the power of lesser angels.

5. Virtues or Strongholds are miracle workers.

6. Powers of Authorities are warrior celestials in charge of hunting and imprisoning daemons.

7. Principalities or Rulers protect factions, organizations and people groups.

8. Archangels are those tasked with protecting armies, trade or favoured nations.

9. Angels or Malakhim are emissaries who converse with mortals.

10. Nephilim or Aasimar are half-angels who carry a vestige of divine power

#dungeonsanddragons #fantasyart #dm life #dungeonmasterlife

[mangofen]

Dnd campaign went good today. My players spent 1 hour in game having a funeral for a piece of hair :]

#dnd #dm life #i love being a dm #don't worry the hair will grow back #they also tried to seduce a diety #and one got hurt falling off another player

[impsemporium]

Uhm....Yes....

#dnd shenanigans #dnd memes #dnd funny #dm life #ttrpg #roleplaying game #dungeon and dragons #dm problems #dnd fun #worldbuidling

[shinraalpha]

when people ask what my DMing style is like

#dm life #dungeon master #dnd memes #dungeons and dragons

[samcat18]

Turning over a worldbuilding question on the drive home that i've been chewing on for the past few months, and made a cool realization about how i can handle it, and out loud to no one but myself and the steering wheel said "ohhh!" In the tone of someone who has just had a mildly interesting math problem explained to them by an acquaintence.

Today has just been Weird

#about the samcat #dm life #worldbuilding #sometimes i am just along for the ride in my body honestly

[foreverdungeonmaster]

When the NPC finally gets attitude towards the party

#dnd #rpg life #dm life #les miserables

[warlock-enthusiast]

Gods the itch to be a player in a d&d campaign is strong.

#dm life #personal #i love being a dm but it is also stressful #and i have a few concepts that i would love to play

[marchyxiii]

When you DM you don’t get to play often

But you often play yourself 🤦🏻‍♂️

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg memes #tabletop gaming #dungeon master #dm life

[justastoryteller]

That wonderful DM feeling of players screaming as you lovingly describe the Room Full of Spiders they’ve entered into

#dm life