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bitch - d.m x female!reader
Blurb: she changes the settings on draco's phone to change the word babe to bitch (kinda modern!au)
Word Count: 0.6k
A/N: yeah i am obsessed with slytherin boys react on tik tok sue me but if you like this and want to see more of it lemme know :)).
Masterlist | i have a full imagine of draco being the annoying one and this is the same draco in my mind
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“I swear I was trying to say babe, I would never call you something like that, you know that right?”
“Just give it up, Draco, I know you were trying to be funny, but it wasn’t.” She pouted, hoping he would be able to hear it through the phone.
“I wasn’t trying to be funny!” She knew he was running a hand through his hair, making the tips flick up in a weird way that made her wish she was there to fix it.
“Your phone can’t just change the words you type.”
“Princess, I swear I will leave work right now just to show you.”
The issue was, she knew he would if she didn’t put it to rest and as much as she loved teasing him, she didn’t want to make such a fuss.
“Please say something.” She sighed at his words, pretending to think about the situation.
“I’m sorry,” she giggled out nervously.
“What? Why?”
“I thought it would be funny to change the settings on your phone and-”
“You did this?”
“Yes.” She bit the corner of her lip nervously.
“You’re the worst.”
She let out a small giggle as she said, “but I’m hilarious.”
“Debatable.” She could hear him sigh.
“So,” she hummed, dragging out the end of her word, “will you still pick me up tonight?”
“You’re lucky you’re cute.”
“I love you lots,” she blew a bunch of kisses into the microphone.
“Yeah, yeah,” he grumbled, “I love you too, see you tonight, babe.”
As soon as she opened the door she put her palm out flat.
“Give it to me?”
Draco laughed as he took his shoes off and made his way into her house.
“Give you what?” She scoffed as she stepped aside to let him in, moving her hands to her hips.
“Your phone.”
“Why?”
He moved over to the dining table, pulling a seat out to sit on it, noticing her bare feet and purse half empty resting next to him.
“So I can change it back,” she whined walking over to him and pouting.
“Change what back?” He was wearing a faux innocent look that made her roll her eyes, much to her boyfriend’s amusement.
“Draco,” she said, “I miss when you were begging for my forgiveness.”
“You know what I want to know?” He asked, ignoring her last statement and looking up at her as she raised an eyebrow, her fingers digging into the flesh on her hips. “How did you get my phone in the first place?”
She shrugged her shoulders, copying his innocent act. “I don’t know, maybe you shouldn’t leave your phone on the bedside table when you shower.”
“Wow,” he chuckled, “too bad if I had something private on there.” He was trying to act offended but the way the corner of his lip quirked up told her otherwise.
She snorted, moving her hands to fold them across her chest. “What do you have to hide from me?”
“What if I was planning a surprise for you?” He retaliated knowing she had a point.
“For what?” There was no special event coming up for months and even if her boyfriend always made an effort for her, there was no way he was this organised.
“Just because I love you.”
She giggled, leaning down over him to press a soft kiss on his pretty lips.
“I love you too.”
When she pulled away she put her palm out flat again and this time Draco handed it over, sighing as he leant to his side to get the device out of his pocket.
“I assume you don’t need my password.” She rolled her eyes, as if he hadn’t proudly told her that his password was her birthday the second he changed it over.
She tapped furiously on his phone, feeling his gaze on her as she changed it back.
He shuffled to his side when she handed it back to him, a beaming smile gracing her pretty features.
“Alright, now finish getting ready, we have a reservation.”
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🖤☠️ Here's Ryan shrieking about bones from Dead Man's Bones bc it's my favorite part of the song (the way his voice cracks when he sings "there's a sound" is the best)!!! ☠️🖤
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D.M.B.
#asap rocky#rihanna#dmb#music video#badgalriri#flacko jodye#pretty flacko#awge#vlone#vlonevogue#asap mob#explore#aesthetic#archive#photography#music#hip hop#rap#fashion#inspo#couple#lovers
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@dirtymuttbitch is making me cockwarm a dildo for the whole of tomorrow... starting this evening. I am already struggling with this (delightfully). She treats me so well and I am so thankful.
If anyone wants to send asks to make tomorrow more difficult for me, feel free.
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lvrdsaiyan.
#lvrdsaiyan#fashion#looks#asap rocky#rihanna#DMB#visual#visuals#music video#asap mob#a$ap#a$ap rocky
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RΔ∇Σ MΩDΣ ΔCTI∇ΔTΣD ∇10.0
A vision that hurts and a skirt that's clinging
Suspicion fought with thirst but the thirst was winning
I'll regret this in the morning, shots at the Ride
That's future me, I'm glad I'm not that guy
With your hand above the fold, you're a scandal in your press
There's powers in your flowers, you're a damsel in distress
Take me as I am (Ay)
Or watch me as I go
She said
Take me as I am
Or watch me as I go
Melodies of love, all selling the dream
Everyone in the club is smelling their keys
Men are weird at the close of the PM
Just ask a pretty girl to show you her DMs
First we're at the bar, blurry to the brink
Ghost me at the bar, you'll be thirsty with a drink, she said
Take me as I am
Or watch me as I go
You're messing with my mind, my feelings in your eyes
It's a blessing in disguise but it's really well disguised
I'll regret this in the morning, shots at the Ride
But that's future me, I'm glad I'm not that guy
Take me as I am
Or watch me as I go
She said
Take me as I am
Or watch me as I go
She said
Take me as I am (Ay)
Or watch me as I go
She said
Take me as I am
Or watch me as I go 😜
@len0r @dakota-283 @seanisnothing @luna--zylum @invincible-selfxmade-punk @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo @boanerges20 @derflaneur @cumpletelyhappythesecond @faccaldo @edgarmoser @p1325 😘
Take Me As I Am by The Streets, Chris Lorenzo v10
#im freaking the fuck out#gif mood board#mood in between#idgaf#12/2023#Chris Lorenzo#the streets#Punks aren’t dead#Inyaface#x-heesy#fucking favorite#music#now playing#spotify#music and art#drum and bass#dmb#Take me as I am#Or watch me as I go
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my dad can fix it - d.m x potter!daughter
Blurb: potter!daughter is married to draco but still relies on her dad (james) for most things because he spoils her. or based on this
Word Count: 1.4 k
A/N: this is really just a self indulgent fic because i'm obsessed with potter!daughter and draco, so if you want me to write more, it won't take much to convince me. or just send your thoughts to me about them ill take anything really this has not been proofread btw
Masterlist | More Potter!Daughter
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‘Draco!’ Her voice was loud enough to reach Draco on the floor below her with a hint of a whine to let him know that he needed to come upstairs.
‘What?’ Draco yelled back, his feet already thumping against the stairs.
‘One of the lights is out.’ She turned her head to face him, pointing to the one light on her vanity that was not illuminated.
They had barely been married for half a year and when they first moved in she saw a muggle ‘Hollywood vanity’ and knew it would be the perfect addition to their new house.
‘Look what I’m going to buy,’ she had told her mum, showing her a picture. Lily smiled, taking the photo from her daughter and looking at the vanity.
‘You’re going to buy that?’ Her dad asked, standing behind Lily and raising an eyebrow at the photo. Lily handed her daughter back the picture before turning up to her husband.
‘Yeah, why?’ She asked innocently, her eyebrows furrowed together in confusion at her dad’s question.
‘It’s so expensive,’ he said, ‘I can make it for you much cheaper.’
‘Really?’ She asked, a hint of excitement in her voice.
‘Of course, sweetheart.’ James said, walking over to her and pressing a kiss to her forehead.
That night, Draco had teased her about it.
‘I can’t believe your dad’s going to make that for you,’ he scoffed when they were getting ready for bed. She was already sitting in bed, her legs crossed beneath her as she sat in her pajamas. Draco was brushing his teeth.
‘Why not?’ She asked, not sure how to take his tone.
‘It’s so much easier to buy it.’
‘Well he offered.’
‘You’re so spoiled.’
She scoffed at him as he turned around back to the bathroom to finish up.
‘Says you.’ She muttered under her breath.
‘What did you say darling?’ Draco asked when he came back out without a toothbrush.
‘Nothing,’ she murmured, pulling him in for a kiss and tasting the mintiness of the toothpaste.
‘Okay,’ he said, silently wondering why she had called him up for this.
‘How can I do my night time routine if one of the lights are out?’ She asked, as if it was the most obvious thing.
‘Well at least it didn’t happen when you were getting ready,’ he offered, not sure what he was meant to do about this.
She huffed. They had already gone out and it was almost midnight now that they were back home.
‘But it won’t be the same,’ she mumbled, making Draco sigh.
‘Look, I’ll call the electrician over tomorrow or something and they can fix it. Surely you can go without one lightbulb for just tonight.’
‘What do you mean call the electrician over tomorrow?’ She asked incredulously, making Draco sigh as he thought she was being dramatic over the wait for her lightbulb to be fixed.
‘Well I can’t call them now, they’re closed.’
‘Can’t you just fix it?’
‘Me?’ He asked, and she nodded. ‘I don’t know how to change a lightbulb, why would I know how to change a lightbulb?’
‘Well my dad can.’ She retorted and Draco had to force himself not to roll his eyes. He had lost count of the amount of times he had heard her say that.
He wanted to argue back that obviously he can’t do it that well if the lightbulb is already out a few months later, but he wasn’t sure he’d have a wife after that so he held back.
‘Okay, well call him over tomorrow to fix it.’ He said instead, going to the bathroom to start getting ready for bed.
She didn’t say anything and instead got a piece of parchment and a quill and wrote to James asking him if he could come fix the lightbulb at the soonest available time.
At Godric’s Hollow, James and Lily were still awake in their room. Mostly. Lily was reading a book and James was just about to fall asleep when there was a knock at the window.
‘That’s odd,’ Lily said as James got out of bed to get their daughter’s owl.
Hi dad,
One of the light bulbs has gone out on my vanity, when you have a chance can you please come over and fix it?
I love you lots xx
Lily scoffed.
‘It’s almost midnight and she sends this, couldn’t it have waited until tomorrow?’ James shook his head.
‘It’s fine, I’ll go over quickly and do it.’
‘No you won’t,’ Lily argued. ‘She’s a grown woman, she can deal without one light bulb for the night, go tomorrow.’
James shook his head.
‘I won’t be able to sleep knowing I haven’t helped her.’ Because he really couldn’t. She was still his little girl and although he knew it came with having kids, he hated watching her grow up and move out so when she needed him, he had to be there. ‘I’ll be ten minutes, max.’ And before Lily could get another word in, James apparated away.
‘Dad!’ She exclaimed, giving him a hug.
Draco froze in the bathroom. He had just finished brushing his teeth and he wasn’t expecting James Potter to arrive in his bedroom. He shook his head in disbelief not that she had owled him this late at night, but that he had actually come.
But then again, Draco knew how much James spoiled his daughter, so really, he shouldn’t have been too surprised.
Draco walked out to find James Potter in his bedroom wearing a pair of plaid pants and an old t-shirt.
Draco greeted him as James went over to the vanity and turned it on and off.
‘Lucky I put a spare bulb in your garage, I’ll go get it.’ James walked out of the room and Draco shot her a look.
‘Really, you made your dad come out at midnight to change this light?’
‘I didn’t make him come,’ she argued, ‘I said whenever he had a chance, I didn’t know he would come now.’
‘Liar,’ Draco whispered, grabbing onto her hips and pulling her closer to him. ‘You knew he’d come straight away, he can never say no to you.’ She escaped his grip and turned around to face him, rolling her eyes at him.
‘Whatever.’
Maybe a part of her thought that he would come at midnight, but she didn't expect him too.
They could soon hear James’ loud footsteps coming back into the bedroom and Draco sat on their bed while he came back in with the light bulb in hand and a few tools Draco didn’t even know he had in the garage.
‘Thanks dad,’ she said, as James unplugged the vanity and set to work.
‘Anytime sweetheart.’
‘I would’ve got Draco to do it, but he didn’t know how.’ She scoffed and Draco couldn’t believe she had just thrown him under the bus like that. He shot her a dirty look but she only smiled innocently back at him.
James laughed. Draco knew that James was never too fond of him dating his youngest daughter and so maybe he did have a small desire to impress him, but she definitely was not helping him.
‘It’s okay Draco,’ James chuckled, stopping what he was doing to turn to look at his daughter and her husband. I didn't know how to do any of this until Harry came along. Do you want me to teach you?’
‘Sure,’ Draco smiled, clearing his throat as he stood up and sat beside James who handed him the screwdriver and explained what he was doing.
She took Draco’s place on the bed, smiling as she watched her dad teach her husband bond. She knew their relationship wasn’t the best, but she liked when they got along.
‘All done,’ James exclaimed when he plugged the vanity back in and all of the lights turned on. She squealed and clapped her hands.
‘Thanks dad.’ She went over to give him a hug.
‘Anytime sweetheart, good night.’ He gave her a kiss on the forehead before apparating away and she turned to Draco standing sheepishly behind her.
‘And thank you, Draco.’ She walked over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck, placing a small peck on his lips. Draco was smirking back down at her.
‘I’m going to need more than that as payment for fixing the light.’ She rolled her eyes but brought him closer once more.
When James got back he was met with his unimpressed wife.
‘I can’t believe you went over.’
‘Why not?’ He argued innocently, getting back into bed. ‘She needed me.’
‘She did not need you,’ Lily argued, ‘you spoil her.’
‘Yeah,’ James sighed, ‘I do.’
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