#dnd chaos

[bartholomewtheant]

Watching Brennan on Drawfee and

"Seven years from now when we're concluding this campaig and you're like weeping holding your lovers head in your arms as they pass away and they're gonna look up with blood coming out of their mouth and they're gonna go 'I love you Buttscratch' and you're gonna feel like a piece of... You've got to invest in the characters."

Is bold coming from someone who named his characters Knickolas Pnackolas, Evan Kelmp and Abraham Meheblur

#d20 #acofaf #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #drawfee #dnd #dnd chaos #misfits and magic #evan kelmp #k p hob

[fieldbears]

This is and will always be a @quiddie stan blog

#dnd chaos #dnd chaos 3 #aabria iyengar

[agueforts]

ONCE AGAIN, I REPEAT: EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU CARLOS LUNA ‼️

#ALSO PIRATES OF LEVIATHAN MENTION....... #MY BOY!!!!! MY BOY CHEESE!!!! #MWAH. #d20 #burrow's end #d20 burrow's end #dimension 20 #NOW FOR SOME MORE TAGS THAT ARE RELEVANT. TO ME. #pirates of leviathan #pirol #dnd chaos #dndchaos #roll20 #roll20 dnd chaos #carlos luna

[nexdoesthings]

In the dnd game I’m in yesterday we discovered something amazing

My friend sent me this after saying something without context and I felt like I needed to share it

The characters

Dm: dungeon master

Darya (Rogue Fighter (Pirate) Tabaxi): my character

Salsa/Salvera (Bard bird): my friend that did this

Makoto/Mak/Mac n Cheese/Freddy Faz Bear (Chaotic ass barbarian dragonborne)

The player/friend that’s been gone so he’s turned into Freddy from security breach

God/Caius (unarmed fighter): NPC we dragged along

So we stepped into basically a boss arena in these super cold icy mountains

Darya rolled stupid high on history and investigation a 31 and nat 20 with a total of 34

She finds a symbol of Tiamat in the floor

(And some other things but what matters is the symbol)

(We have dealt with Tiamat and Asmodeus before when Mak accidentally released hell)

AND OUT OF NO WHERE

MY GOOD PAL

THE PC OF SALSA AKA SALVERA

“Tiamat is Cotten eye joe”

We all started dying

And I was sent this

#dnd ocs #dnd memes #dnd5e #dnd campaign #dnd stuff #dnd #dnd character #dnd chaos #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons chaos #Cotten eye joe #tiamat #Tiamat = Cotten eye joe #memes #chaos #pure chaos #pure chaotic party #we’re struggling #immediately after this we almost died #I’m pretty sure the dm was getting revenge

[chungledown-bimothy]

i was going to say top 5 make some noise prompts and then i thought about how constantly i reference them and went "oh that's way too hard" so...... hm. top 5 battle for beyond moments and top 5 dnd chaos moments to start. OH and top 5 underrated d20 seasons or other actual-play stuff if you'd like

ty for not asking the impossible of me re: make some noise prompts lol

god i hate that i keep having to say this, but i don't remember dnd chaos well enough to give a top 5 answer that means anything, i'm sorry!

that said. top 5 b4b? let's fuckin go.

(yes some of these aren't a single moment but i'm obsessed with b4b's "how it started out with a bit how did it end up like this" energy)

1- Trick? No, I don't charge. This one needs no explanation. Nikhil's a slut and so am I.

2- Nikhil's lance. It's the only thing he cares about. His sister made it for him. He says something like a prayer to it.

3- Let Ekon sleep. I felt that shit in my goddamn soul.

4- I'm pretty sure potatoes are a kind of meat. I'm morosexual, actually.

5- Literally the whole scene in their quarters after the bee tree fight. Sestia and Murdina definitely fucked. Nikhil asking Sestia to slap him so he can hellish rebuke the tea. Everyone lying their asses off about wanting to share the room.

underrated actualplay stuff. (wait hang on carlos was involved with almost all of these. interesting)

1- coffin run. please. i am begging everyone. watch it. izzy and zac have what i am 100% confident is the funniest dynamic of the entirety of d20. every single time the camera cuts to them, something unhinged and fucking hilarious is about to happen. carlos is the most wet kitten of a man, and erika... i can't do may justice. you gotta watch it.

2- battle for beyond. that top 5 was extremely difficult- i almost just said 5 of the 6 pcs because it's all just. so. good. the nikhil/sestia/murdina throuple is everything to me. the characters' growth and god the worldbuilding. i cannot overstate how much i love it.

3- dnd chaos. i really need to rewatch them. again, tables of pcs that absolutely fuck. i need citizen doctor abraham mehermblur carnally. both times, it's a fucking all-star cast. 10/10 highly recommend.

4- barbie d&d from PixelCircus. i've seen basically no one talking about it, and holy shit it was so fucking funny and i love when a shiny, happy aesthetic ends up going into truly terrifying existential horror. "this barbie commits war crimes!" carlos pops the fuck off.

5- candela obscura. i've not seen the first arc and i'm not done with the second (i've got an hour left of ep 2 and ep 3 is six. hours. long.) but god fucking damn. just. watch it. i cannot do it justice.

#dimension 20 #coffin run #battle for beyond #dnd chaos #barbie d&d #candela obscura

[brittlebutch]

#N posts stuff #roll20 #citizen doctor abraham mehermblur #dnd chaos #brennan lee mulligan #fighting for my Life trying to make these on ezgif i NEED to [download] photoshop #cannot figure out how to make the captions look good on this site #but i can't believe i can't find any gifs of this character like he Rocks #or really anything from these like. one shots they're Delightful #i love the chaotic undead miss frizzle energy brennan started bringing to this character in the 2nd round lol

[fictonlover]

My tiefling druid (and rougue)

#dnd #dnd charcter art #i love him #dungeons and dragons #tiefling #dnd druid #dnd tiefling #i luv them #oc art #dnd character #dnd chaos #dnd rogue

[cynnaminstyx]

I just had a wonderful DnD experience.

We’re doing a homebrew campaign where a dragon burned down the capital city and turned it into a massive wyrm hive, so the objective was to rally the rest of the kingdom to take back the capital. The first stop for the party was to gather the support of the Dragonborns, and to do that, we needed to somehow convince the high empress to let us borrow her army for the attack.

It was me, a Tortle Druid, and two other guys, a dragonborn warrior and a human bard. Our warrior had the wonderful idea for me to cast illusion on him to make him look like the High Empress, have our bard fuck him, and show the video (we had an ancient dwarven livepainting device) to the empress to blackmail her.

I roll a 17 on illusion, nothing special, and for shits and giggle, our DM makes our bard roll of dick size.

This MOTHERFUCKER ROLLED A NAT 20 for his penis. Our DM based his inches off of the roll. Our bard was a tripod at this point, and he nearly killed our warrior. He finishes, rolls a 3 to try to avoid pregnancy (our DM is psychotic), so we have an m-preg Dragonborn in our party now.

We show the video to the empress, and our tripod bard (forgot to mention that his name is Bard. Bard the Bard) rolls for charisma. He once again rolls nat 20, and the empress is so impressed by his penis that she makes him her consort and gives us control of the entire kingdom. We now own an underground kingdom of dragonborns and have a very horny Empress on our side now.

#dnd homebrew #dnd chaos #dnd memes #dnd story #god help me #nat 20 #funny #mad lad #insane dice luck

[dimension20stuff]

This is my new ship

#abraham merhermblur #citizen doctor abraham merhermblur #Dr. Aleksandr Astrovsky #Aleksandr Astrovsky #coffin run #dnd chaos #this post brought to you by: me

[tavernkeepsguideblogbutbetter]

#dnd meme #dnd #dnd character #dnd chaos #dnd classes #tik tok #video #feels like something id want to talk about #not my ip #love you bye

[moradinsforge]

Sometimes it's just good to have a Diablo 3 Crusader inspired paladin in your party! Custom print and paint commission.

Model from @lord_of_the_print

If you like this style of painting and want to support an amateur painter feel free to reach out to our shop on any of our socials or on Etsy to inquire about commissioning! Alternatively, we also sell miniatures of all shapes and sizes if you'd like to purchase one to paint yourself.

Special note: commissioned prints like the one above are not for sale on our shop. Please purchase the model directly from the maker then send the file to me for printing and painting using our custom print and paint listings.

#miniature #3d printing #hand painted #dnd chaos #dnd mini #dnd miniature #dnd #paladin #crusader #diablo 3 #fighter #miniature monday #miniature painting #3d printed #dnd character art #dnd homebrew #tabletop gaming #mini #player character #moradins forge #moradins forge minis #ttrpg #ttrpg mini #ttrpg miniatures #dnd miniatures #dnd miniature commission #table top role playing game #pathfinder #pathfinder mini #miniature commission

[agueforts]

u know. i've seen multiple people talk about putting abraham mehermblur of dndchaos and aleksandr astrovsky of coffin run in the same room. and i think that's wonderful, i really do. but i also think it is a deep disservice to not throw squing into the mix

#listen. you can't tell me “bone white half-inflated whoopee cushion” isn't a fitting description for the both of them #aspen tag #d20 #dndchaos #roll20 #dnd chaos #coffin run #aleksandr astrovsky #squing #abraham mehermblur #d20 coffin run

[bartholomewtheant]

#d20 #brennan lee mulligan #becca scott #mica burton #travis mcelroy #aabria iyengar #roll20 #dnd chaos #abraham mehermblur #dimension 20 #okay we do have an idea how they reproduce but we don't know where they do it? #wtf is going on with eels

[morning-357]

My Dnd party the past two sessions:

- sneak out of a dude’s house who is teaching an unseen servant how to read at 3AM in a creepy toxic-positivity cult

Blood Hunter: get on my shoulders!

Druid: great plan.

*wraps themselves in a cloak*

- proceed to be the definition of stealth despite looking like a wonky, four limbed, hooded person smashing things (mission impossible theme playing)

- get to a pond with blue glory water

- get sorted by two guess

- proceed to sway their hips SEDUCTIVELY. Their words, not mine. And succeed. The guards run off to get flowers

- dug a hole

- fall down the hole

- immediately wreck the medication (hypnosis) spa waiting for them, write a letter of complaint about therapy, and nearly fail at hangman

- hang man: take a seat :)

Players: haha. Ok! *pick up both message chairs*

So now it’s a Druid, holding a message chair, sitting in a message chair, carried by the blood hunter, still wrapped in a cloak

And our session ended with this

*blood hunter just kicked down a door to see the creeping cult*

Druid: sorry, my stomach (blood hunter) can be a little hyper

… I can’t believe I bought them nerds for this game

#dnd dungeons and dragons #don’t do this at home kids #dnd druid #dnd bloodhunter #dnd chaos #dnd story #one of my players pointed out they looked like Angel dust #angel dust #hazbin hotel #both players are great people and I could not stop alight but one of these days ima be sobbing cuz of them #two kids in a trench coat #also the Druid crit hurt an unseen creature who was just trying to help them #dungeon master #ttrpg #@midnightsooty

[phattwobatt]

THIS IS WIZ!!! my character for an upcoming campaign I love them to bits

a little goblin rouge who dreams of being a wizard 

little picture of how they would draw themselves at the bottom

#goblin things #goblin #goblin character #goblin dnd #dnd art #dnd homebrew #dnd oc #dnd rouge #dnd chaos #dnd character #dnd campaign #dnd commission #critical role #dimension 20 #wizard #i want to be a wizard #i cast stab #how my character draws themselves #commisions open #hire my ass #hire me #art commisions #drawing commisions #dnd commissions #character commission

[chungledown-bimothy]

thank you for informing me of barbie dnd i am having so much fun. in return have this joke which i think is very funny because i always think i'm very funny

oh fuck yeah i'm always happy to spread the gospel of barbie d&d

paddles' body rolls 😂😭 honestly though as much as i love those two, gobble was my favorite.

something about the way she said "gobble is THROWING ASS" is just so fucking delightful.

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #pixel circus #barbie d&d #dnd chaos #aabria iyengar