#dnd funny

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

no one tells you that being gay and being a dm is just Pinterest boards, incoherent notes app rambles, and creating Timbullfool Timbullfrog, father of all gods and inventor of coconut seltzer drinks

#Dnd #Timbullfool Timbullfrog #Our God is an Awesome God #dnd funny #gay

[zackapplewhite]

DM: Have you equipped the woolen cap that the Cleric gifted you?

Bard: And cover up my fabulous hair? Absolutely not!

DM: I see... *rolls dice* ...the ground beneath you trembles as a low purr rolls over the valley

#dnd #dndhumor #dndmonster #dndhomebrew #dndlol

#dnd humor #dnd monster #dnd Christmas #dnd homebrew #dnd funny #dnd lol #dnd memes

[sourloverboi]

#lmao #meme #lol #funny #memes #funny meme #funny memes #DND meme #dnd funny #dnd #dnd stuffs #dungeons and dragons

[darhak]

Tamesis learned the « create undead » spell.

He found a blacksmith and asked the guy with « speak with dead » if he was willing for the deal beforehand.

#man he's so proud of himself #always ask for consent before raising an undead #chaotic good necromancer at its finest #dnd warlock #dnd funny #dnd art #dnd comic

[bean-writes]

Wizard: "I cast fireball!"

Barbarian: "I cast the chair! Into his FACE!"

Cleric: *mutters* "We'll all be in casts by the end of this..."

#just your standard D&D tavern brawl #d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #vox machina #grog strongjaw #roll for initiative #dnd barbarian #barbarian #cleric #dnd funny #dnd memes #wizard #fireball #i cast fireball #critical role #dnd beyond #roll 20 #nat 20 #d20 #vex'ahlia #vax'ildan #pike trickfoot #scanlan shorthalt #brawl

[impsemporium]

What I feel every time I design a map in photoshop.

#dnd memes #dnd funny #dndjoke #dndmeme #ttrpg memes #fantsay #ttrpg #pathfinderrpg #dungeon master #dungeon and dragons #dungeons and dragons #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragons5e #dndmap #cartography

[latenight-dnd]

One of my players plays a dragon born based off a certain type of lizard and apparently that species has particularly acidic pee because they just asked me if they could piss on opponents as a turn of attack. Imagine you’re fighting a guy and he just whips his dick out and pees on you and it fucking BURNS like hellfire. What the fuck kind of hellscape am I on where I’m asked by my player if they can do something like that.

Anyway, so naturally I said yes, we’ve assigned it two rolls, one d8 to see how good his piss aim is and one d8 for acid damage.

#i hate it here #dm #dm struggles #can’t believe I agreed to that #anyway it’s gonna be real funny for me when I reveal to him he’s gained a reputation #he’s gonna be known as the relentless Acidick Piss Lizard #meme #dnd #shit post #dnd memes #shitpost #dnd campaign #dnd meme #memes #dnd dm #dm dnd #dnd funny #dnd shenanigans

[charlie-and-mushrooms]

Only in dnd can you go looking for cultists and instead try to fix a screw and then leave.

#dnd #dnd funny #dnd shitpost #dungeons and dragons #shitpost #dnd shit

[jonsibn]

hey guys mona ( my special little boy ) got kicked out of wizard college for lying to the dean and also technically robbing the city of waterdeep should he become evil now y/n

#dnd funny

[itsnotanurlitsakeyboardsmash]

Jow to write comic relief DnD charachters:

Make the mentally ill

Give them the worst coping mechanisms known to man

Give them a funny voice

#dnd #dnd character #dnd funny

[beachedsandcastles]

fun fact: my dnd party for my school club is called the swag party (super wild and gay)

#dnd funny #sen rambles

[plxtypusbearr73]

last dnd sesh out of context 🤠

megan is @mapalssyrup lark is @just-a-we1rd0 and i’m the dm and varis :3

#my art #art #my oc #artists on tumblr #dnd #dnd oc art #dnd character art #dnd oc #dnd character #dnd art #dnd campaign #dnd homebrew #dnd ocs #dungeons and drawings #dungeons and dragons #dungeon master #funny dnd #dnd funny #silly #silly dnd

[zackapplewhite]

This is facts and as the Dungeon Master it is 100% my fault 😅

#dnd5e #dnd memes #dungeonsanddragons #dndmemes #funny dnd #dnd humor #dungeon master #dnd #dnd lol #dnd funny #dungeon master memes #dungeon master humor

[diazsdimples]

I've started writing down some of the dumb shit said during my DnD sessions, cause I think we're fucking hilarious ofc

Just flaccid enough to be unsettling - DM DM: Did anyone roll higher than a 12? Group: *nervous laughter* KAREN: *chokes on wine* KAREN: It's okay, I'll wash it down with more wine Taron: Is bitch naked?? DM: Bitch is just wearing skin Actually you know what, I'm just gonna touch myself - Taron Wizard, the disintegrating horse - DM It was the most perfect bubble butt I've ever seen - DM He's as camp as a row of pink tents, that man is GAY - Taron

Out of context DND quotes - part 1

#james says things #dnd quotes #dnd funny #funny quotes #dungeons and dragons #curse of strahd #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd #dnd character #cleric #fighter #dungeon master

[darhak]

When the enemy has magical resistances and you don’t have any magic weapon... The paralyzed warlock with a magic armor (armor of agathys) will do. The Gnoll character belongs to Gryzal Hilarious moment and a weird use of the rule of cool

#dnd funny #dnd warlock #dnd fighter #dnd art #original characters

[bean-writes]

“And then he’ll just be a sad bard, twerking in a field alone.”

#d&d quotes #d&d #dnd #kids on bikes #things d&d players say #dungeons and dragons #dnd quote #dnd antics #d&d antics #d&d funny #dnd funny #roll perception #roll for perception #roll for insight #you can certainly try #bard #dnd bard #d&d bard #dnd out of context #d&d out of context #out of context #quotes out of context #vox machina #scanlan shorthalt #legend of vox machina #critical role #d20