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sharplimeade · 1 year
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Real DND facts that I didn't just think of right now I swear: Goblins make the best cheese.
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oh-yeah-i-exist · 3 months
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You've got this, and I've got you
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I imagine that during those nights where Durge can't close their eyes for fear of Bhaal forcing them to commit atrocities, Astarion is the one to take the initiative and wrap them up in his arms. In that way, he’s choosing to be with them and slowly learning what it means to be intimate without sex. And Durge sees that he's not afraid of them, not of their darkness, nor their touch, no matter how much blood is on their hands. And that is enough motivation for Durge to literally spite gods.
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kiszonykisiel · 3 months
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i think kaisa would dm for hilda, david, and frida
they would rlly like dnd lmao
also johanna would probably join
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captainobviois · 17 days
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Would anyone want to hear my opinions on dnd classes for life series players?
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druidessgeek · 11 months
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Doric x female Druid reader
I know it sounds silly to have Druid with another Druid but hear me out. Doric played a more martial and offensive role in combat. The way I’m imagining a Druid reader is more in the support role that you have the option to be in game. Definitely Keyleth vibes but not outright. She hangs back, preferring to use her healing and buffing spells to help the party win the fight. Anyway, I originally wrote this really angsty but didn’t want my first fanfic posted for others to possibly read to be angst. No shade on angst writers I just didn’t want that to be my start
- [ ] Takes her a bit to warm up to you. She is worried she’ll say something stupid or sound like the inexperienced Druid she is.
- [ ] You catch her staring at you a lot though, and she tries to look away from you when you catch the tiefling’s gaze so after a long fight with a warlock trying to sacrifice innocents to his god, you finally sit next to her in front of the camp fire after catching her gaze on you.
- [ ] She is internally screaming when you start inspecting her injuries and casting a quick cure wounds on her scrapes.
- [ ] She confides in you after this. “I never learned much magic. You must think me a bad Druid.”
- [ ] You tell her that it doesn’t make her any less a Druid. That everyone has a role to play. Just because you chose the path of the healer, the nurturer, the caretaker, doesn’t make her path less valid
- [ ] “Any Druid who can take out a red mage while wild shaped is doing great at her vocation, love. Trust the process. Your time on this plane is far from over.”
- [ ] This makes the tiefling blush. You then make it a goal to see her blush at least once a day
- [ ] She asks you to teach her what the rangers couldn’t. Their knowledge of magic is respectable but no formal ritual, she knows even being good with wild shaping and a quick polymorph has left her behind in her Druidic knowledge.
- [ ] Her first lesson begins that night. She learns her first healing spell, which she then uses on a black eye you hadn’t noticed on yourself, touching it tenderly as tendrils of light soothe the inflamed bruise.
- [ ] You two are as thick as thieves after that. She comes with you when you go foraging on your travels. She can already identify most plants in the woods but some of them aren’t for food.
- [ ] You show her how to turn poisonous plants and fungus into potions to coat rocks for her sling. And you teach her how to make healing potions.
- [ ] You start noticing little flowers being left upon your things. Flowers she notices you cooing at gently under the canopy. Daffodils and bee balm in the spring. Goldenrod in the summer
- [ ] You weave them into little crowns and wreaths that you wear on your head and as bracelets, much to your fellow Druid’s poorly concealed excitement. She has to keep herself from picking every flower in the woods.
- [ ] The best part are the bees and butterflies that seem to surround you in almost a halo, sampling the nectars of the flowers, landing on your nose, and Doric, staring at you like you’re the goddess of nature herself.
- [ ] She has to keep herself from kissing you when you tell off an ignorant duke for assuming Doric evil. You even shield her from his judging gaze, returning it upon him and shaming him in front of the whole court for his willful ignorance.
- [ ] “If she’s evil for having horns and a tail, what’s that make you, my lord, for having none of this? Do they not have mirrors in your kingdom?”
- [ ] No one’s ever defended her like this. And it gives her hope. Maybe not all humans are awful. At least, not her human.
- [ ] She stays up with you on watches staring up at the stars while the others rest. She gives herself so little credit in her Druidic abilities but the way she looks up at the stars captivates you. Each constellation a unique personality, each star a close friend.
- [ ] You share your first kiss beneath those stars. She just can’t help it when she looks back down to earth and sees the most beautiful woman staring back at her like nothing else on the planet matters. She cradles your face in her hands and kisses you so gently, so tenderly that the sound of moth’s wings could have been louder.
- [ ] You’re both startled from your romance when you hear Edgin, wide awake and sarcastic as always. “It’s about time.”
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eileenslibrary · 1 year
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Krall X Reader who has hip dips or self conscious about their body (headcannons)
This is for a special friend who has hip dips and even though they won’t read this, this is for people who are insecure about their hip dips and their body in general! Just know your body is absolutely perfect no matter what!
When ever you’re feeling insecure about your body he would make a nice bowl of curry or soup grab a few blankets and books, and pile on you like a giant human (orc) space heater and try his best to console you and your worries
If that doesn’t work he will simply ask what you want him to do to make you feel better, he wants to respect your boundaries and pamper you the best he can
If you want cuddles he gives them endlessly, you want him to sing to you he’ll pull out his violin and sing you the most beautiful song ever, he is at your command
If he hears you shaming yourself and your body, he’ll scoop you up and let you cry it out if need be, but if compliments is what you want he’ll write a poem about how beautiful you are, insecurities and all
he thinks you’re body is lovely no matter what, it is in his culture that a body’s scars and curves are beautiful no matter what
he does not resort to mirror sex of anything sexually intimate unless you ask for it, he actually doesn’t understand the whole spiel of mirror sex and such 
but he will either run a bath or find a creek (depending whether or not you’re traveling) he will sit with you and help wash your hair and body admiring scars, curves and anything on your body in general.
he is also self conscious about a couple scars on his body, so he knows how it feels!
but to him your body is lost treasure to the sea, he loves you and your body so much don’t forget that! 
Bonus Headcanons!
His hands are the size of your face, they’re so big but that also means they’re perfect for massages, and he’s always warm so his hands easily get untangle knots on your sore body after traveling for hours in the hot sun.
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mochizuke-creates · 1 year
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*Scoots in my best Stralek piece yet*
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aclusterofidiots · 1 month
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So, since we have Brian, Tim, Jay, and Alex, we need the masked trio :D
(TW: minor blood and staring under the cut)
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Hoodie essentially acts as the mastermind of the group, designing elaborate traps to catch food, or people, while Skully scares the target into said traps, and Masky goes in and actually kills the target.
both Hoodie and Masky are confused by Skully's refusal to wear shoes. they don't like how they feel, leading to him having quite a few scars and cuts from stepping on thorns or sharp rocks. he has, quite often come back to the other two bleeding, scaring Masky and Hoodie way more than it should.
Masky is defiantly the mother hen of the group, similar to how Tim is to Jay and Brian, making sure Hoodie and Skully don't get themselves (too badly) hurt while hunting.
all of them are very affectionate towards each other, usually ending up in a dog pile by morning.
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dungeonmalcontent · 1 year
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Dwarves, with their low center of gravity, natural hardiness, and prideful nature are perfectly built for extreme sports.
Snowboarding, whitewater rafting, skateboarding, horse racing, mountain climbing, megafauna hunting, hang gliding, para sailing, base jumping, skydiving. Perfect for dwarves. They're just built for it.
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class-1b-bull · 16 days
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Do you do headcannons just for the class 1b characters?
Of so, do you have headcanons for jurota?
Yes i only do headcanons for class 1B and yes I have a few jurota headcanons o7
Not proofread we die like men
You wouldn't expect him to have a 12 step hair (fur?) care routine but he does.
His hair fur stuff quickly gets tangled and matted up so he has to brush it out completely like 3-4 times a day.
Hes on level 1000+ of candy crush and the only reason hes that far in the game is because its the only game he has/ plays
Idk why but he gives me soccer mom, grandpa and stray dog energy all at the same time.
When his fur hair is actually really long but since its so fluffy you can only tell when its wet.
He does morning stretches right when he wakes up and he does the same stretches again right before he goes to bed.
He has a book collection, all different authors and most genres (probably not horror)
I feel like hes really good at cooking pastas specifically but he cant really make anything else unless he follows a recipe.
His dorm room is 90% bed space and that last 10% is a bookshelf and dresser lmao
I think he would prefer doing homework and school projects in public libraries or coffee shops and places like that over doing them at home, theres less distractions that way.
Hes definitely one of the smarter students in his class but not in the gifted kid kind of way. Hes never been able to learn something first try so hes pretty good at studying.
Gif anime - dungeon meshi
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honeybeeznutz · 1 year
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TMA characters as things my DND group have said part two:
Elias: any time you are not using the fidget spinner you have to give it to me
The Eye at Jon: that’s my emotional support minor!
Tim: does this mean the world had a reverse Gallipeo?
- Sasha: do you mean Galileo???
Elias:*breaks another milkman’s heart*
Jon: I’m gonna use my small brain to try to comprehend these papers
Jon: why did you do that?!?
-Martin: cause you’re being a bitch and need to listen
Melanie: *turns toward the window and flips off the sun*
Peter Lukas: *watches Martin* Ah, baby’s first bar fight
Georgie: it’s like he’s ready for the apocalypse!
-Melanie: He works at an archive so that’s understandable
Jon: communicate? Do I look like an iguana for you?
-Martin: you’re an iguana now, suck it up!
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Jonah: I’m trying to think of any of you could be my ancient grandchildren
Entire Archival staff: NO
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sharplimeade · 1 year
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Real DND facts that I didn't just think of right now I swear: Elves have the best wine and the price of a singular bottle could bankrupt about 2 millionaires
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mahiiimahiiii · 3 months
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Headcannon: there are other forms of worship within the dead three.
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Bhaal: bhaal for me and the story of the durge I'm writing tends to lean in an area of feminine rage if you will. I feel like childbirth would be one way of worship because that shit is horrifying. And bhaal enjoys it, more souls for him to claim, to cull. I also think bhaal would be super into dance. (Think bharatanatyam and odissi) an emphasis on beat and stylisim in poise. The heavier the step the more praise wrought from the god. Often a gift for young spawn are bells that go along your ankles that train you to step quietly and to dance loudly.
Myrkul: any life milestone ceremony they're there. These fuckers throw parties like no other. They're dramatic and chaotic and filled with talks about their own demise. It's a thing to be embraced and not feared. Myrkul is the god of ancestors and the goal of caring for them so that they must pass on easily. You're fucked if you don't take care of those you care about basically
Bane: god of power, bane prefers socialization if anything. Did you graduate? Bane approves. Made a friend? Bane approves. Any milestone that tosses you upwards is a blessing of bane. Banites are most likely to be college recruiters, wizards and warlocks and people of power. They want to make change and maintain it. It's all about power and confidence baybee
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keiraboberia · 1 year
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In celebration of the new episode tomorrow (that will probably make us all collectively loose our shits) I offer a List of half-assed head-cannons that I made while fighting of a single melatonin tablet:
Link is obviously the tallest, around 6’3 I believe. Scary is pretty average height, about 5’9 but she always rounds up. Hermie is 5’5 but frequently wears heeled shoes when he needs too. Normal is 5’3 and had to re-sew the legs of the teeny costume because they were too long and he kept eating shit while cheerleading. And Taylor is of course short with no remorse at a whole 5’1 and we love him for that.
Scary Listens to Creep By RadioHead and says something along the lines of “Modern music just doesn’t hit the same anymore…”
Taylor’s favorite Studio Ghibli movie isn’t Totoro, It’s spirited away. I have no reasoning for this it just works in my mind.
All the teens are definitely neurodivergent coded, therefore I’m taking that and running with it. Link is autistic and probably has some form of anxiety. (Just like me fr)
Mae Hales cuts her own hair and it looks fucking amazing.
When Normal was younger the only kids TV show he was allowed to watch was Bluey.
Taylor has a Tamagotchi and is terrible at keeping it alive
Linc (Link? Linck?) gets frequent growing pains, especially in his legs. Whenever this happens his dads treat it like how men treat women in their periods and Link is always confused by it. “Do you want a hot water bottle and some Aspirin, honey?”
Scary tried to pierce her own septum one time and it healed over with so much scar tissue that when her mom finally let her get a nose piercing she chose a nostril instead because she was embarrassed to tell anyone.
Hermie, at multiple different theater companies, has played the cowardly Lion, scarecrow, and Tin-man in the wizard of Oz
Assuming everything goes fine and dandy and the world doesn’t completely explode, following the events of this season the Kids still play TTRPGS weekly.
Scary loves Scott Pilgrim VS the World
Normal Cries at animal shelter commercials
Taylor loves strawberries
Link is really good at making spaghetti
Hermie is naturally a Ginger but since he’s dyed his hair so much it’s hard to tell
Scary Mains DryBones in Mario Kart because she likes the design, Hermie Plays Bowser or Peach depending on his mood, Normal Plays Princess Peach, Taylor Either Plays Mario or Wario and Lincoln plays Yoshi
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sassynobody · 1 year
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What if pjo/hoo was just a really fucked up rpg campaign
Like Percy nailed a nat 20 that one fateful time and it all went downhill from here now his leveling is out of control and everyone is constantly asking him to be part of their party but really he just went some dumb adventure like fishing cake for his mom birthday or some shit
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incomescrane · 6 months
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making myself a little D&D lad.
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