#dnd text post

[itsshaunach]

We've almost finished Curse of Strahd and things are getting even more stupid and I love it.

Last session I missed the gang eating the creepy goat I had adopted which led to everyone suffering wild hallucinations, then they woke up in some cursed circus with a murderous clown.

That was all the backstory I was given.

It ended with us deciding we quite liked the character our DM was giving us with this clown so after we killed him, we had a very inane chat with him in which we learnt nothing useful, but we did learn how much we adored this goddamn clown so after extensive talks we chopped off his head, and I fashioned him into a balloon-companion by casting levitate on him, gentle repose, and speak with the dead.

Our DM made his head burst as we tried to take him out into the world. The betrayal was real. We lamented for at least 20 minutes. Then spent another ten trying to figure out how we could get him back.

We will get him back. It is the only quest that matters now.

#dnd #dnd5e #curse of strahd #we are honestly the dumbest party #i dont know why our dm puts up with our nonsence #dnd text post #tales from the tavern

[thesnadger]

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

#dnd #xanathar #long post #i feel in my bones that an early draft of this image had some typical frazetta-esque bikini girls here #and then a brilliant and heroic artist said no-- shirtless dudes #described in alt text

[emptyjunior]

Agent Cuspin Clark in my style cause I like a sad agent man

Alt text I was gonna do was "BECAUSE DISGUISES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?!"

#text post #art #fanart #photo post #dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #dnd #fantasy high #agent Cuspin clark #fantasy high junior year #fhjy

[liamfaoisidhe]

Honor Among Theives...

As text posts!

(I'm still sitting on so many because I can't get images of the exact scenes they correlate with, sob)

#dnd honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dnd: honor among thieves #d&d honor among thieves #honor among thieves #as memes #dnd honor among theives as text posts #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #honor among theives as text posts #simon the sorcerer #xenk the paladin #doric the druid #holga the barbarian #edgin the bard

[merciawintersageposting]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #text post memes #dnd

[caemidraws]

--- [gift for @persychan]

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #artists on tumblr #art #ocs #marsilio #pettirossi #text says: the three promises - first performance #this was a bday gift i just forgot to post it from like weeks agoooooo #but it was sent on the right day #anyway keep rolling those promises mars eventually you'll keep one out of pure statistics #he actually didnt die in the boss fight (despite his best efforts) so i guess the statistics' working

[iwannabealice]

holga: you look like you've never touched a woman in your life

xenk: i'm homosexual

holga: i'm sorry. you look like you've never touched a man in your life

#dnd honor among thieves #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #incorrect quotes #dnd movie #dungeons and dumbasses #dndhat incorrect quotes #holga kilgore #holga the barbarian #xenk yendar #xenk the paladin

[brewerssupplies]

looking at a new fantasy world

ask the creator if it's hard or soft

they don't understand

I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is hard and what is soft

they laugh and say "it's a good fantasy world ma'am"

it's soft

#ad speaks #worldbuilding #meme #shitpost #fantasy #fantasy world #dnd #rpg #ttrpg #text #post #is god chewy or crunchy

[mossy-rot]

love a character that would sooner claw their own stomach open and swallow their organs than admit they have a problem

#this is mostly about Arlo and his olympic level ability to repress his issues but feel free to tag #Is this astarion? Feels like astarion but also he loves to complain #astarion #bg3 #goro akechi #persona 5 #this one goes out to the dazai lovers as well #dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #mossy's rambles #luci's rambles #text post #dnd oc #dnd #dungeons and dragons #Arlo fierkine #Mossy rot characters #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai #Also goes out to the Nikolai lovers that bitch would claw himself open for fun

[babycolinrobinson69]

I have a career now and it’s making these character text posts 🙏

get in the comments like and subscribe hit that bell notification

#fantasy high #text post #text #fabian seacaster #fig faeth #riz gukgak #ayda aguefort #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #dimension 20 #d20 #funny #dnd #tracker o'shaughnessey #figayda #brennan lee mulligan #i pretend to be normal about these guys but they’ve seriously taken over my life

[smoshmonker]

#smosh #sword af #dnd #damien haas #shayne topp #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #amanda lehan canto #so sad that sword af is only every two weeks :( #i want more of them #text post #my post

[weirdozjunkary]

My DM using random figures and objects he’s had around while using gummies as the enemies because we were short on proper figures.

He introduces a new character and we ask if it’s hostile.

He says: “well, it’s not a gummybear.”

We point to the character that’s been tagging along with us, being a gummybear.

He shrugs. (The new character wasn’t hostile)

Next session rolls around and we find out the character that was tagging along with us actually WAS an enemy and had backstabbed us.

Mother fucker…

#rambles #text post #dungeons and dragons #dnd stuff #dnd #d&d

[ren-054]

Okay so I don’t play DnD so I wouldn’t have known this if I wasn’t mindlessly scrolling on youtube and like for once thank god because

WHEN WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME—

THAT THE BAGMAN EXISTS

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!! WHY CANT THAT BITCH IN THE BED BE MEEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE HIM I NEED HIM HE NEEDS TO BE MINE N OW

Some of you won’t understand but THIS IS MY MONSTER TYPE EXACTLY LIKE GRGGRGGGFCCATRRRCCCGGGGHHHGGHHACCCVGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And he’s fuckin portable, he fits in a bag of holding and you can take him on your adventures and he’s so BIG and GANGLY and has those beady little eyes akjdksbdkdndk AAUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m normal (no I’m not)

Safe to say I’m drawing this motherfucker at some point. It won’t be hard but I looked and saw that NO ONE in the monsterfucker community seems to be talking about this guy so I’m gonna be the first. AND make fan art

Good night

credit to redditor strigoiX17 for the second image and @leezplz for the third, both of which I picked up off of google ajndkw

#text post #monster #monsterfucker #dnd #teratophillia #scopophobia tw #cw body horror #bagman dnd

[emptyjunior]

FACT: People make resin die.

FACT: Some craftsmen, NOT ALL OF THEM, some craftsmen are just people in their basement putting resin into moulds and selling those babies online with the care and precision of a whiskey licked blacksmith in the wild west.

FACT: It's not unlikely for a lot of those dice to be incorrectly filled, uneven or Weighted.

FACT: If I was to buy a whole bunch of these die with many of them being weighted, some of them would be weighted to low numbers and some to high.

FACT: It is reasonable and likely for me to gravitate towards the die that give me High Numbers and go "oh these are my special dice" "oh this one is blessed by the goddess" and to remove low rolling dice from my line up.

FACT: This is not a phenomenon that occurs as often with metal die.

FACT: If I was a player who staunchly defended my metal dice while everyone else at the table used resin or fanmade dice, if I was a player who stood by my dice through thick or thin, refusing to switch dice out from my roster, if I was a player who had Publicly claimed my loyalty to metal dice on many occasions, I would statistically roll worse.

FACT: Brian Murphy does not have just as good a chance as rolling as any of you.

#dimension 20 #text post #brennan lee mulligan #brian murphy #murphy #dnd #dice #resin #metal #fantasy high #fhjy

[liamfaoisidhe]

I finally made more memes!

#xenkin #xenk the paladin #edgin x xenk #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #edgin the bard #sofina #holga kilgore #holga the barbarian #dnd honor among thieves #dnd:hat #dnd: honor among thieves #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #d&d honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dnd honor among theives as text posts #simon the sorcerer #simon aumar #dnd memes #as memes

[merciawintersageposting]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #bg3 companions #gale dekarios #elminster aumar #elminster #text post memes #text post meme #dark humor #🧀 #girl dinner #gale dinner #incorrect quotes #dnd