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#dndclassesquotes
Beau: Why are you on the floor?
Caleb: I’m depressed.
Caleb: Also I was stabbed, can you get Caduceus, please?
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l-c-marques · 4 months ago
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Janet: Is that blood?
Rae: ...No?
Poki: That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.
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Frank, about Ava: Should I seduce her?
Dean: How would that help the situation in any way?
Frank: I don't know. I just want to see if I could do it.
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I collect many incorrect qoutes, have these.
From @incorrectcriticalrole (or @incorrectmightynein I have no idea) @dndclassesquotes and @incorrect-scp-cb-quotes
Ooh. Yes. I’ll definitely use these.
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dndclassesquotes · 3 months ago
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Ranger: Yeah I'm pretty tough... I don't really cry about stuff
Fighter: Just today you were crying about dragons
Ranger: *crying and holding a small dragon* They can’t blow out their own birthday candles!
Fighter: *yelling* WHY THE F-CK WOULD THEY NEED TO?!?!?
Ranger: *still sobbing* Dragons have birthdays too, Fighter!
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