#do i need to know about chinchillas? as my friend

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Its 💗🌸 /Rosa / @toconolaw ^×^

Staff doing secret Santa with magic music arts teacher s/o! But some how teacher s/o's twk familiar which are chinchillas that gets a bit aggressive/ jealous!!

You requested: Secret Santa

The Wiki said Vargas is shorter than Sam 💀

Dire Crowley

The fact that you’re married to this man was mysterious enough. However, you had asked about a possible Secret Santa amongst the staff to add some more mystery to the pot. The rest of the staff members agreed, and so all your names were put into a hat, and you drew a name. You had gotten Professor Mozus Trein, and you immediately noted that you might want to go to a pet store to get some treats for Lucius.

One stipulation in this Secret Santa game was that you put a charm on the hat so that neither you nor your husband could choose each other. After all, you both knew each other quite well, so it would be cheating. After everyone drew their names, you immediately went to Sam’s shop with your chinchilla. If there was anyone who would have what you needed, it would be him.

You actually ran into Crowley there, and who his gift was for was rather obvious, as he was purchasing some protein powder. Once you had purchased everything you were going to, which included new inkwells and a crystal pen, along with catnip, your husband had extended his arm to you. You put your hand in the crook of his elbow, and your familiar hopped from your shoulder to his. It took years for the little animal to even let your husband touch you, but now it seems you both have to fight over him.

Leaning your head on his free shoulder, you spoke to him.

“I love you, Dire Crowley.”

Now, he had a bit of a quirk about him. He never says ‘I love you’ directly back. He says it’s ‘too simple’. Instead, he would say something poetic, and it made your heart flutter every single time.

“In the musical tapestry of our connection, your presence is a delicate arpeggio that dances through the notes of my heart, composing a ballad only the two of us can hear.”

With that you both kissed each other, starting to head back to his office, where the wrapping paper and ribbons that you needed for the gifts were.

Divus Crewel

Being wed to this man meant a life of elegance. He wouldn’t let you settle for anything less. That being said, you were also a professor at NRC, and since you were a staff member, you proposed in the staff meeting that you all do a Secret Santa of sorts. Crewel was all for it… until you put a spell on the hat that would prevent you and him from getting one another. You pulled Sam’s name, and you had to admit that you were completely stumped.

Luckily, your chinchilla has been around, and it learned Sam’s favorite food. That being said, you needed to go to the town below NRC to get the ingredients necessary to make the chicken gumbo that your friend loved so much. Your husband went with you, and a few people paused in the street upon seeing you both, such an elegant and beautiful couple, doing such domestic things… or maybe it was your familiar.

Now, once you got to the grocery store, you both separated so that you could get the things you both required. You had no idea who Divus had gotten, and he did not want you to know until the day you would give everyone their presents. In addition to all the stuff you purchased, you bought some dried fruit for your animal.

You both headed to your apartment, where you started making a huge pot of chicken gumbo. Your husband came up from behind you and put his hands on your hips, pulling your back flush against his chest.

“I love you, honey~” You sang softly, before starting to hum as you put all the chopped veggies into the big pot on the stove.

The chinchilla you grew to love climbed from your shoulder to his, and all the way to the top of his head.

“I love you too, darling,” He leaned down to place a kiss on your temple, but the chinchilla sitting on the top of his head pulled a strand of his hair.

He let out a yelp of pain before removing the animal and placing it back on your shoulder, where it was giving him a death glare that could probably kill a very weak human. He mumbled about how jealous the familiar got, and you just let out a laugh.

Ashton Vargas

To be this man’s spouse meant that you probably had a very active lifestyle, or you knew where to duck away to hide from his “couple’s workouts”. Luckily, your chinchilla often took your place.  Anyway, at the staff meeting, you proposed that you do a Secret Santa, and Vargas agreed with that idea. Even when you put a spell on the hat that prevented you from getting one another, it was fine. You pulled Divus Crewel’s name, and you had a few ideas that came to mind for your gift to him.

You had to go to town, however, and your husband did not like you going alone. He was a tad worried that something was going to happen to you, so you strolled down the street with your guard dog and guard chinchilla privileges. You decided to get Professor Crewel some gift cards for a new restaurant that has opened up recently. He told you that he was considering going, and maybe he could come back and tell you if the place is a good date location.

Ashton got Crowley, and so you both just went around town to see what he would like. Personally, you would have loved to give him a knuckle sandwich for pushing all of his responsibilities on one of your beloved students, who you viewed as your own children. However, you settled on getting him dumbbells, so maybe he would have a chance to catch the hands you’re going to throw.

Boarding the bus that would take you back to NRC, along with a bunch of students, the Coach that you happened to love pulled you onto his lap, surprising you. You were incredibly embarrassed as a few students started to whisper, but he wasn’t letting you go. Your chinchilla tried to bite him, but nothing came of it.

“Coach Vargas, if you don’t let me go right now, there will be consequences when we get home!” You exclaimed.

However, your husband broke out the puppy-dog eyes. A groan of annoyance made its way out of your mouth before you finally stopped struggling against him, and you resigned yourself to your fate.

“I love you, baby,” The mere amount of love in that sentence made you melt, placing a kiss on his cheek in response. A few nearby students, who you both taught, by the way, started ‘awwww’ing, making you even more embarrassed than before.

“Shush, you! Otherwise you all get detention and you have to help me grade assignments!” A smile was on your face as you made this threat, as you weren’t completely serious. This also made the students laugh, as well as your husband.

Mozus Trein

You two had grown close because of Lucius. Normally, Trein would never be interested in someone so young, as he was nearing the age of 60 and you were in your 30’s. However, your music lured his cat, and as you played the piano, Lucius plopped himself on your lap. A few years later, you were married, and you found yourself in the staff room during a meeting, and you proposed a Secret Santa so as to get into the holiday spirit. Names were drawn, and you had picked Coach Vargas.

Again, a few ideas came to mind on what you could get him, but a lot of them required you going to town. Your husband also had to go, so you decided to go together. Luckily for you, you were able to head to the fitness section and get what you needed. You also called into a high-end gym in the area and you asked if you could purchase a day-pass for a friend, and they let you..

Mozus headed to the stationery section of the store, and you had two guesses on the names he picked out. Your chinchilla was chilling on your shoulder as you made it through checkout, texting your husband to meet you in the square once he was finished. You then headed to the meeting location, enjoying the scenery and the different people that were in the town.

It didn’t take long for him to meet you there, and he also got some other stuff for when you both headed back home for the holidays. You had another Secret Santa thing going on with your step-daughters and your sons-in-law. The older professor took the animal from your shoulder and placed it on his as he held his hand out to you to help you off the bench.

“What a gentleman~ Thank you, darling.” You said as you stood. He lifted your hand to his lips to place a kiss on your knuckle.

“It would be wrong to teach our students to be something that I’m not,” You both started walking to the bus that would take you back to NRC.

“I love you, Mozus Trein,” You said.

“I love you, too, Y/N Trein,” He answered, a hint of a smile on his face as you place a kiss on his cheek and go to board the bus.

Sam

You were not married to Sam… yet. It all felt like a fever dream, as he had proposed to you in the most casual way possible. You both had met at the first staff meeting, where he kept writing on the corners of your notes. However, your chinchilla was not exactly happy about how you both kept giggling with another, and it even bit one of his fingers. Time skip to now, where you had an engagement ring on your finger, your chinchilla is on his shoulder, and you proposed a Secret Santa amongst the staff.

From the hat, you pulled out the name of the Headmage. Sam could see the anger in your eyes, and he was snickering because he already guessed who you got. You looked like the only thing you wanted to give Crowley was a large stick up his derrière, and that just made him burst out into laughter. He himself pulled Crewel’s name, and his friends on the other side had a few gift ideas.

Anyway, you both headed into town and walked around, window shopping. It was like a moment in a Hallmark Christmas movie, where you both kind of dance around each other, laughing and not taking anything seriously. Even though you were yet to be officially married, you were in a honeymoon phase. Well, you were always in a honeymoon phase because Sam never let the romance die out.

To get back to the Secret Santa shopping, you purchased a calendar for the next year. It wasn’t anything special. You also bought some pens, muttering about how the old crow was lucky you weren’t going to shove them down his throat. Your fiancé just laughed it off and got some gift cards for Professor Crewel. 

“Are you ready, my imp?” He asked after you checked out, holding his hand out to you.

“I wish this didn’t have to end… I love finally being able to spend time with you, love.”

“Who said we were going to go back just yet? I’m not quite done with you either…” He placed a kiss on your lips, and you felt a pressure around you that you knew wasn’t coming from Sam, but rather his shadow.

“You’re not the only one, apparently,” You giggled.

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hello im going to talk about my non fankid oc's because i feel like i talk too much about my children (sorry) and too little about my other characters and i know probably no one cares but fuck you/lh im going to force you to care/j

Tools the Chinchilla (she/they) is the oldest character in the group! (Ironically age wise they're the youngest, being 14). They're an anti hero, of sorts?? But I think a better way to describe her is just a silly chinchilla doing her own thing, not caring about anyone else. They really just care about what they have going on and are going to do whatever they need to get things done. She does not care about relationships at all, and only tries to get closer to someone if it benefits her. They're a investigator/scientist, mostly studying about chaos, so you can guess how that leads her to follow the main cast around, trying to act all friendly to get info out of them (but everyone knows she doesn't actually like them because she's really bad at acting). She also has a very big ego, and constantly compares herself to characters like Tails of Eggman, pushing them both down although she's not really an inventor, unless she needs something specific.

Prince the Peacock (he/him) is my boy!!! I love his concept. He has hypnotic powers thanks to his feathers, and he also cares a lot about his looks. He's very sophisticated, but also very high energy and friendly (he can be a little too much, in fact). He's also a bit naive, but that's mostly because he usually sees the best in people, and believes anyone can be good if he's just nice enough. He sees himself and Tools as best friends, even though she can't stand him, he just thinks they're shy. He's a little bit too scared of everything, but after being saved by the Resistance during the war he feels like he needs to do his part, so he's actually quite brave and very usually pushes himself out of his comfort zone.

Ferocity the Spider (she/her) seems to be somewhat of a fan favorite, and I think that might be thanks to her goth lolita fashion and the fact that she's a spider, definitely not something seen in the Sonic franchise. She's a full on villain, and is que agressive. She has all of the abilities spiders commonly have, but I can't get more specific than that. I'm way too scared of spiders and could only use drawings as reference for her design, so I didn't actually take the time to decide what kind of spider she is bskdbskfnskx She has every move calculated, and takes everything into account, she's very careful and methodic, but, like I said, when she needs to, she can get very agressive and scary. She's also very closed off and untrustful, so while she does have someone she works with (more on that later), she usually prefers to do things herself, just to make sure.

Joy the Horse (she/her) is a total sweetie. She's very shy and quiet, but has the biggest heart ever. She's a baker!!! And has her own bakery:) she sometimes brings some of her baked goods to Restoration HQ because some of her friends are there. She's softspoken and kind, but don't look down on her! She can kick you over the next city if she needs to>:) usually in defense, not in offense. She doesn't fight often, but if her or someone she cares about is involved she goes all out trying to help. Also Joy is the only one Tools tries to be friends with, but that's because they want free food. Joy knows this, and yet she still pretends she doesn't see when the chinchilla sneaks a cookie into their pocket.

Torch the Angler Fish (they/them) is Ferocity's right hand!!! Mostly just the dumb henchman in cartoons. They're way too energetic and impulsive, which is why Ferocity usually has to hold them down. They normally do the dirty work; if they need to fight, Torch will do it while Ferocity watches from the shadows and only interferes if needed. Torch, of course, has a little light that can lure people closer to them, and they often hide in the shadows, to then attack by surprise. They enjoy scaring people, they're a bit of an asshole lol. I said Ferocity is agressive, and yet, Torch is the most agressive of the two, which makes them a bit more scary.

Index the Secretary Bird (she/her) is a cute girly who works for the Restoration as, you guessed it, a secretary. I imagine she was friends with Jewel, and when she saw how much work the beetle had, she decided to step in and help. She's also very methodic, and strict. She actually was a librarian before she joined the Restoration, so you can be sure she has outstanding organization skills. She's a bit unexpressive, and distant, but definitely not mean, and if you manage to get close to her you'll have a friend who will give you the best advice and will listen to you with all of her attention!! She also has some knowledge in first aids, so when needed she also helps in that area.

And yeah that's that the fankids get too much attention so these guys also needed a post dedicated to talking about them tehee

#sonic oc #tools the chinchilla #prince the peacock #ferocity the spider #joy the horse #torch the angler fish #index the secretary bird

[blushcoloreddreams]

17 ways to add small smiles in your life

Hello my friend!

For the past year I’ve had a pretty busy and I’ll dare say boring routine with not a lot of time for great adventures. So I think that the best way to not feel overwhelmed, burnt out or whenever I begin struggling in life, I always begin looking for ways to infuse more joy and smiles into my life. As I've pondered this issue, I've come to believe that the joy in our lives can be greatly enhanced by something that I like to call "Small Smiles."

Small smiles are different from the ones that come from seeing a long lost friend, winning a competition, or achieving our goals. Small smiles aren't extremely memorable or life-changing, but they DO matter.

Small smiles arrive when you have a good hair day, or when you get a small discount on your regular coffeeshop order. These smiles aren't momentous or incredible, but they DO add to the overall joy of life.

Today, I wanted to write our list about all the ways we can begin adding more "small smiles" to our days

1. Wear your favorite smell

This is one of my FAVORITE life hacks ever. Apply a small amount of Vaseline or petroleum jelly to your wrists, and spray the area with your favorite scent. As you go about your day, take a minute to pause and take a sniff of your favorite smell. It will ALWAYS make you happy.

Also, don't be ashamed of the smell you choose! I always have a good dash of "flowebomb" or “miss Dior” on my body, even though people seem them as basic / overused perfumes but I believe they are classics for a reason.

2. Enjoy the sky

I know this one sounds really weird, but bear with me. So, a fun fact about me is that one of favorite "feature" of Creation is the sky. I cannot get enough of looking at the clouds, stars, the moon, sunrises, sunsets, or chunky and thunderous rain clouds.

I think all humans need to take time to reconnect with nature: it's good to be reminded of how tiny we are, and how gorgeous the world is. So maybe your version of "enjoying the sky" is actually taking a walk by a river or buying a bouquet of flowers. Whatever it is, just take some time to get in touch with the world.

3. Dream about your FUTURE

Whenever I think about the names of my nonexistent future children, or the places I want to travel, I can't help but smile. It can be unhealthy to live exclusively in the future, BUT, a nice dreaming session can be truly uplifting. Dreaming about the future gives us hope, excitement, and even a little bit of motivation. Take time to dream, no matter how crazy the dream is

4. Wear your FAVORITE outfit

Alright friends, this is pretty obvious, but wearing our favorite clothing will often make us smile! Do you remember when you were a kid, and your mom could NOT stop you from wearing the same pink dress every day for a week? Well, even though we're adults, it can still be whimsical and fun to have a "favorite" outfit. Don't worry about it being stylish or trendy: just make sure you feel happy in it.

5. Sit on the floor and play with your dog... or cat... chinchilla… or fish? *

Okay, maybe I'm just really spoiled because every night while chilling in my bed my cat will come for snuggles, every time I get anywhere close to him. think, even just passing to get a cup of water , my cat begins to heads towards me and ask for some affectionl. He’s just so awesome and excited every time I'm showing signs of "play."

Whenever I need some joy, I plop down on the ground and pet him a bit or I’ll play with some wand to help him play hunt. I would highly recommend that if you have a pet, or you know someone who has a pet, take time to enjoy those amazing emotional and mental benefits.

6. Send a meme to your "person"

I have a friend who routinely sends me memes, just to reach out and connect. It ALWAYS brings a small smile to my face. So, instead of waiting around for other people to send you memes, try sending some to your friends, significant other, or sister. Enjoy all the guaranteed small smiles to come.

7 Make small talk with a cashier

Even when I'm grumpy, it can be really life-giving to chat with people when I'm going about my errands. Avoiding social interactions always makes me grumpier. A small chat, even about the weather can truly bring a small smile to our face.

8. Clean your kitchen

It wouldn't be a one of my posts without a call to clean our kitchens! Whenever I look down at an empty sink, I can't help but feel a small smile coming up on my face. Firstly, it's very freeing to get the chores done, but secondly, it always makes me feel like I've accomplished something with my life!

Indulging in my routines and enjoying the mundanity of life always makes me smile. It's important to realize that funny, happy, or sweet things aren't the only things that will make us smile. Accomplishing things and putting things into order will ALSO make us smile

9. Be bold in ONE area

This one will be different for everyone. I truly think that many of us are constantly walking around with something on our minds that we're avoiding. Today, I encourage you to take a step towards boldness in that area: for me, this often means dealing with a stack of papers, or cleaning out my DM's.

Being bold doesn't only apply to kissing someone, standing up for yourself, or asking for a promotion: it applies to the boring parts of life too. Take charge, be bold, and enjoy the smiles.

10. Change your phone background

A good phone clean-out does WONDERS for the soul. Now, I need to do this more than anyone... I have the bad habit of letting old unnecessary photos and screen shots pile up and you're talking to "Miss 30 unopened chats ." But in the meantime, I think it can be really good to just switch up our phone backgrounds to something that will give us a small smile.

For awhile, my phone background was a photo of a rococo castle that I liked.. It was kind of busy and nerdy looking, but honestly, we can't help what makes us smile!

11. Be weird

I was a really weird kid: I was completely socially aware, BUT I had a strange sense of humor and I had pretty odd interests like deep sea animals and geishas. I truly feel like that childhood weirdness lingers just beneath the surface of my personality.

There is just something about life that is so absolutely WEIRD to me. Seriously, Life is wacky. It's unpredictable, crazy, and weird. I say that we embrace this weirdness, and indulge our unique qualities and unpredictable traits. Don't spend your life trying to fit in: embrace the weird, and enjoy the small smiles that follow.

12. Switch up your commute

I think it's easy to get stuck in our routines. I think life can feel boring and mundane when we fail to seek out adventure and explore the world right in front of us. Maybe tomorrow, on the way home, try to take the long way, or stop to get a coffee. Take a different way home and try to mix up your routine. Even a small glimpse of something new can be enough to ignite a small smile.

13. Go for a walk

I know, I know... EVERY blog suggests this. But I have to say friend, if everyone is giving this advice, it might be because it's THE best advice. Take a page from Elizabeth Bennett's book (LOL) and learn to take a walk. I do this when I need to get my heart pumping, and it ALWAYS makes me smile. It's just nice to get moving and go on an adventure.

14. Wrap up in a HUGE blanket

Specially in the colder months or just a rainy day, I seriously think that a good "cocoon session" is something that everyone needs to do once in a while. There's something so comforting and calming about wrapping up in cozy blanket. Maybe it takes us all back to the comfort of the womb LOL.

Smiles can happen during moments of connection, accomplishment, and peace, and cocooning DEFINITELY helps us achieve peace. Bonus points? Add a cup of tea, coffee or hot chocolate

15. Spend time baking

Baking brings confidence, AND sugar highs. It is the perfect combination to help us achieve the small smile. Besides, it’s something fun to do with friends and family.

16. Embrace it when "things go wrong"

I have a loooooooooot of weaknesses. I do. I'm fearful, needy, lazy, and so much more. BUT, I do have one thing going for me: I have always been able to embrace the mistakes in life. Whenever something doesn't work out, I always like to say that it's because it "wasn't meant to be." I think I find a lot of joy and peace in the idea that everything is under control and that God is workin on my behalf, even when things go wrong.

Embracing the weird is just like embracing the mistakes. I think that when we flip trouble on its head, we can really begin to enjoy life and smile

17. Sing out loud

This is my final piece of advice: I really find a lot of joy in the act of singing loudly in my car to old songs. There's something very positive about releasing our voices and emotions. Even the nostalgia of music from our youth can really bring about a lot of smiles! So yes, please blast that T-Swift, and sing OUT LOUD!

#personal #level up #femininity #personal development #feminine #traditional femininity #feminine energy

[howlingday]

you dong reeally good yang and blake au keep up at it

First / Second / Previously

"And here we have your dorm, Team JNPR." Professor Port said, waving his hand to the door. "Here, you shall share the adventure that is camaraderie, self-improvement, and dare I say, maybe even romantic pursuits?" He wiggled his bush mustache with a chuckle, though it was only amusing to one student. Two of them blushed and looked away, while the third simply stared with dull eyes. "But there will be enough time for that later. You may awaken at any time prior to your first class, but we expect all students to be in their seats before class begins at eight."

"Eight at night?" Nora bounced off the heels of her rabbit feet.

"Ho ho! That is quite the... terrible idea, actually." Professor Port answered, furrowing his brow in thought. He quickly shook his head. "But no, eight in the morning. Breakfast will be served until seven forty-five." He then opened the door, allowing the students into their new home. "Your scrolls should unlock this door, the same as any teaching faculty member may enter, should the need arise." He stepped away, turning away. "This marks the end of your tour around campus. Should you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask. I will leave you four to get settled in."

The large professor then left, leaving the four students alone in their room. The thin, blond boy with a hanging dog tail quickly ran into what was the bathroom. The sounds of retching filled the room, making a proper introduction pretty much impossible. However, this did nothing to stop the other three from making their intros to one another.

"I'm Nora, and this is Ren!" The girl pulled the taller boy closer to her. "We're best friends! Together since we were kids!" She then stopped herself. "Oh, but not together-together, you know?"

"I... guess?" Pyrrha flicked her large, round chinchilla ears. "I'm Pyrrha Nikos."

"Well, we already knew that! Right, Ren?" The tall boy simply hummed in agreement.

"Oh." Pyrrha sighed when suddenly, the bathroom door opened. Shambling out was their leader, a pale and sickly-looking boy. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah." He groaned, wiping his forehead. "I just need to take my medicine."

"If you die, can Pyrrha be our leader?"

"Nora!" Ren chided, the first words to come out of his mouth. "I'm very sorry about her. What was your name again?"

"I'm Jaune, Jaune Arc." Suddenly, he got a second wind, standing up straight to look confident. His tail even wagged a little. "Short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it."

"Was your puke short and sweet when it rolled off your tongue?" Nora asked, earning another chide and apology from Ren.

Pyrrha simply giggled. "Do you need any help, Jaune? We are partners after all."

"Yeah, we are, huh?" Jaune's tail seemed to wag a bit more.

---------------------------------------------------

"Are you sure this is the right person, ma'am?"

"Well, you don't see anyone else, do you, Emerald?" Cinder replied. "Are you Marcus Black?"

The boy heaved heavy breaths as he stood on shaky legs. There was blood all over his shirt and it seemed like every breath was agony for him. He looked up to the two, taller women and answered them.

"No, I'm Mercury. Marcus is my dead." With a light groan, pointing to the burning house behind him. "He was in there."

"Was?" Cinder asked. "Did he leave?"

"Kinda." The boy answered. "He's dead. He's dead and I killed him."

The boy was still in shock, clearly. Not taking any chances, Cinder sent Emerald to the house to confirm. Unfortunately, the boy was right and the assassin they needed was dead inside, buried under a burning support beam. This put a wrench in Cinder's plans, but not for long as she smiled at the boy being tended to by Emerald.

"How would you like to come with us?" Cinder asked, sweetly as a serpent to a mouse. With nowhere else to go, Mercury joined the serpent, and her green-haired friend.

#rwby #rwby au #fall maiden blake au #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #peter port #mercury black #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #maiden blake au #maiden blake

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

@jamesrifftapes ❤️

3. What would their song to each other be?

Soap/Riot: Always, Bon Jovi, they yell it during road trips and karaokes (among others)

GhostxRiot: Ufff plenty. Ghost IS Rain (Sleep Token), The War (SYML), and Hurt (Johnny Cash's cover), Riot is Little Girl Gone (Chinchilla), The Wolf (Phildel), Alive or Unstoppable (Sia). Together? Without You (Breaking Benjamin), On My Own (Ashes Remain), Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace), Until I Found You (Stephen Sanchez), Take My Breath Away (Berlin), We Belong (Pat Benatar), ...

6. What small quirks do they love about each other?

Soap/Riot: Johnny loves how she EXPLODES at the drop of a hat, no matter how much she tries to control her temper. He finds it hilarious (when he's not in the receiving end) how she ends yelling in Spanish. Christine loves when Johnny starts rambling loudly about chemicals, quantities, formulae, components, etc... She understands half, but likes listening to him.

GhostxRiot:

Ghost likes that even when they're side by side in silence, she's constantly tapping her fingers to some rythm in her head, or moving her foot, or plainly humming. Far from irritating, he finds endearing that he is surrounded (and soothed) by her sounds: her breathing, her humming, her hand brushing her hair back all the time with one of her tics. That she's there.

Riot's heart swells with each of his brief touches. How he hooks a finger on her belt, either leaving it there or to drag her closer when he considers she's too far. Or how he needs his fingers and/or face buried in her hair so he can fall asleep faster (and she does too). How, if nobody is looking, his hand finds hers, and if it doesn't, brushes against whatever part of her body is closer.

9. How did they know they were right for each other?

Soap/Riot: They got along since day 1, became friends bonding over their 'foreign-ness', but knew they were platonic soulmates after being sent to different training camps in Belize for a month, and it fucking hurt not being able to talk to each other.

GhostxRiot: Theirs is a case of they both fell, and fell fucking hard, but are too fearful/stunted/traumatised to rush it. By the time of the op in Belarus (chapters 6-9), they already knew it was a matter of when, not if. Both have similar pasts (dead family, captured/abused/tortured/escaped/murdered their abusers) and the same job, so not having to explain anything because the other understands completely was a big part of it.

11. Who's adorable when they're sleepy, and who gets grumpy and irritable?

Soap/Riot: Adorable? Soap, will lay with his head on her lap if she allows it. Ungodly grumpy and irritable? Riot. Riot is not a person before her morning coffee/cocoa. You don't speak to Riot before breakfast unless you have a death wish.

GhostxRiot: Riot keeps being the grumpy one, I think Ghost is just his usual self but rubbing his eyes lol. Although I'm sure he'd murder with his eyes if bothered when sleepy. But, he finds her adorable in her grumpy state.

#oc game #cod oc #cod original character #call of duty original character #cod fanfic #call of duty fanfic #riot vega #soap and riot #ghost x riot

[lords-of-mayhem]

For once something not horny from me. What kinds of pets do you think the LOC guys would have - if they’d have any. This is 100% inspired by my cat being very cute right now 🐈‍⬛

Oooh fun! Okay, let's see.

Metalion - Rats

I feel very strongly about this one. I've had this thought before, but he'd absolutely have pet rats. He carries them around in his pockets and adores them so much.

Occultus - Any animal

Occultus is 100% the type to adopt every animal that needs a home and he loves them all equally. I can see him having a really obscure pet like ferrets or sugar gliders. I also feel like he has a cat. His cat is older than dirt.

Fenriz - Hermit crabs (plus big dog)

I don't know why this one makes so much sense to me, but it does. He has a dog that's absolutely massive and seems so scary, but is genuinely such a sweetheart. Rottweilers immediately come to mind, but it could be any type of dog breed. I see it being very protective over the group.

Faust - None

I don't really see him owning any pets. He likes animals, he just doesn't have the motivation/interest in having one.

Euronymous - Birds (all kinds)

This one is obviously based off the fact Euronymous did have a bird. I think he'd love all kinds of birds.

Manheim - Snake then lizard

Manheim would have a snake because they seem like a cool pet, but he very quickly realizes he cannot handle feeding it live mice/rats. So, he switches over to a lizard, a nice small one that doesn't eat big live things.

Blackthorn - Rabbit or chihuahua

Blackthorn would have an animal that's just as finnicky as he is. He either has a rabbit or a chihuahua that shakes 24/7. Bonus points if he got either as an emotional support pet, but quickly realized he needed an emotional support pet for his emotional support pet. If he has a rabbit, he 100% makes it salads often. He goes out of his way to get the perfect blend of pellets, hay, fruits, and veggies. Varg is confused(tm) by the amount of effort he puts into this task, but it seems to make him happy.

Varg - None

He's indifferent to animals for the most part, he just doesn't have a real interest in them. If this is by the time he's living with Blackthorn, he just settles for having his pets in the house.

Atilla - Snake (scary version)

Atilla owns a snake that is absolutely massive and/or scary. His pet snake also has a habit of escaping from its enclosure which freaks out everyone. The snake also is big enough that it eats larger prey like birds or rabbits. (Manheim does NOT enjoy this fact and WILL pretend it doesn't exist as much as he can.)

Pelle -Snakes, spiders, bugs, butterflies/moths, salamanders, etc.

Pelle doesn't have traditional pets, but he will bring in whatever he catches while out on his forest adventures. He's had many jars that he keeps caterpillars in until they turn into butterflies/moths. It's not uncommon to find jars full of all kinds of creepy crawlies in his room.

He's surprisingly sweet/gentle with these. He's the type to build an entire enclosure, bringing in twigs and leaves for his new friend.

Necrobutcher - Cat or dog (family pet)

Necrobutcher does technically have a pet, but it's not his own. His family would have a cat or dog for him while he's growing up, but that's been the extent of his pet experience.

Hellhammer - Chinchillas

Hellhammer has a pair of chinchillas and they're the biggest assholes alive. They're soft and cuddly, and will bite if anyone except Hellhammer touches them. They love being cuddled by him and literally not another soul in the world.

#asks #lords of chaos

[eyeliveinabook]

Corpse Husband x Youtube reader (gn!)

OMG idk if you’ll see this but maybe a corpse x reader where they are playing a game with a mutual friend of theirs but they are lost in their own world interacting with each other a lot (they aren’t dating but they know that the like eachother).  Warning: mentions of alcohol

Don’t forget to request they are open.

This story includes Sean (jacksepticeye), Mark (Markiplier) and Corpse Husband

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“Can anyone hear me?” You ask into the discord server. “(Your Name), you are finally here!” Sean screams.  “Ow! Thanks I don’t need my hearing.” Mark say as you start laughing.  “Are we ready to start?” You ask, taking a sip from your drink.  “No we are waiting on one more person.” Mark informs you. “What up baby?” You hear Corpse’s voice and you spit up your drink and start coughing.  “You okay there (Your Name)?” Marks asks. “Bad Corpse, you made (Your Name) choke.” Sean starts ringing his bell. “My bad, I am sorry.” Corpse says to you as stop coughing.  “It’s okay Corpsie I think I will live.” You say and blow kisses to him.  “Oh great now chat is going crazy!”  You turn and look at chat.

Chinchilla: OHHHH I AM SO HYPED!  XXFlimflam18752XX: Anyone else loving the energy already? Hopefully (Your Name) and Corpse don’t flirt to much. grapevforvendettaneo: Yay another stream with (Your Name), Sean, Mark and Corpse. Im so ready!!!!!  spacexdragonpumpkins: I hope they play phasmophobia.

“Sorry Spacexdragonpumpkins, no Phasmo tonight.” You say. “Actually.....” Sean starts trailing.

“No you promised! I am only here because you promised no scary games!” You whine. “Look we needed a fourth player for the stream. Please don’t be mad (Nickname).” Sean begged as he moved the camera to angle downwards and got on his knees.  “Holy shit someone quick take a picture I got Sean graveling.” You start laughing.  “She’s played this game before she just wanted to make you feel bad.” Corpse chimes in. You hear Sean scoff, “That’s it (nickname) is not picking any of the maps.” Sean said as he readjusted.  “Righto, let’s play shall we.” You say.

After picking out your characters and supplies everyone decide to go with the Brownstone High School map.  “Okay what are we going to take?” Mark asked. “I can grab the journal.” You say.  “Okay I got the Spirit box, Sean wanna grab EMF reader, and Corpse the camera?” Mark suggest.   “Sounds good.” Sean and Corpse grab their stuff. “Oh my god, boys this place is huge!” You say.  “Maybe we should split up?” Sean says. “I will go with (nickname).” Corpse says.  “Yay! Corpsie time! Let’s go!” Your character starts running up the stairs.  “Hurry up Corpsie!”  As you go up the stairs you start chatting about his music career.  ”It must be so cool to have a music career.” You say while walking from room to room.  ”It’s fun, what about you you thinking about it?” He asks while looking for dirty water.  ”I found dirty water in this room.” You say and wait for him to take a picture, “Nah, I don't think I really want to. I rather just focus on school and do some YouTube/twitch.” You say.  ”Wait you stream? What do you stream?”  “It’s kinda dumb but I stream when I study, and I use the time to give people a quiet place to study as well. Some people join and when we take breaks we talk about different things.” You say.  “Hmm I’ll have to check it out, might actually help me write more music. Plus it would be fun to see how often I can distract you.” You hear the smirk in his voice.  “Corpsie you are going to make me fail.” You say while laughing.  “I mean, I can be your sugar daddy if ya want.” He then sent you a wink face emoji over chat. You feel your heart stop.  “(Your name), Corpse, have you found anything yet?”  Mark asks. “Huh? Oh yeah, just dirty water.” You say.  “Dirty water wasn’t part of the list of things we need to take a picture of.” Sean said suspiciously. “Opps.” Corpse said and laughs.  “Chat, what where they doing?”

stormcroissantotter: They where flirting up a storm!  Ramenmilk: I am shipping it so hard starsthegodfatherowl42: Corpse offered to be (Your name)’s sugar daddy,

“Flirtin’ Oh my lord! The scandal!” Sean laughs while you blush, “Wait Corpse I thought you were my sugar daddy.”  “When did I offer that?” Corpse asks confused.  “Okay okay very funny, are we going to get back to the game?” You asks.  “Wait so now that you are not flirting you want to get on with the game?” Mark asks.  “Guys! I just saw the ghost!” You scream as the ghost starts getting closer to your group. The group run downstairs. You hear Mark screaming as he is dying.  After laughing your asses off, the group goes back upstairs to loot Mark’s dead body. “Okay what type if ghost do we have?” You ask.  Well I am not sure, since you were busy making Corpse your sugar daddy.” Sean says. The three of you decide that Corpse should put the camera back in the van and take the spirit box. When he comes pack you all go room to room calling out the ghost. Eventually the ghost reveals itself through the Emf Reader, Spirit Box and the Journal which meant it was a spirit. Y’all select that and leave in the van.  “I am glad you guys found my death so amusing.” You hear Mark’s voice. You continue playing the game for a couple of hours.

“Martha White you are a bitch!” Sean screams, his accent thicker since he has been drinking Jack and Coke. Between the third and fourth map you and Sean decided to take a small break and do a couple of shots together. Now both you and Sean are pissed drunk.  “Yeah!  And father smells of elderberries!” You yell.  “These two are going to get us killed.” Mark says. Corpse is busy in the van getting the spirt box, “Well that is why you and I can be closer to the exit when Martha shows up.” He says.  “Corpsie you wouldn’t leave me would you?” You ask. “If you keep insulting the ghost I might.” Corpse says teasingly. “You bastard, that is it you loose your nickname! I will now refer to you as Corpse Husband.” You stick your tongue out at him.  “Aw come on baby, you really going be mad at me?”  “I don’t hear anyone with a deep voice talking do you Sean?” You ask. “Don't throw me in your love quarrel! I just want to find this stupid ghost.” Sean response.  You take another sip of (fav alcoholic drink), when you get a ding. You look over at discord and notice that Corpse sent you a message over discord.  You really mad at me baby girl? “Yes Corpse Husband I am mad at you! You would sacrafice me to Bitchy Martha.” You yell.  “Will you all shut up how are we suppose to hear the spirit box?” Mark says.  Everyone is quiet and then shit hits the fan. The spirit box starts talking saying “Die Die Die” over and over. You, Sean, and Mark see the ghost behind Corpse and all try to warn him, but it is too late. He screams as the hands over his screen and he is dies.  “Martha you fucking cunt! How dare you take Corpsie from us? He was too young to die!” You say while laughing. “Okay so we have ghost orb, ghost writing and spirit box. So Martha is a Mare!” Mark yells as you all run out of the house.  Back in the bus you all select mare, after loading back into the safe house you each start looking to spend your money.  “So I am back to Corpsie now?” Corpse says with an obvious smugness in his voice.  “Oh shut up! She killed you so I am not mad cause I got to ditch your ass.” You explain. “Well guys I am going to say goodnight I have class in the morning.”  “Yeah, I think this was a good stream.” Sean says. After you log off you hear the ding of your phone,  Night baby girl sleep well. -Corpsie <3 You smirk, Night Daddy text you tomorrow. you text back to him. 

You are going to be the death of this man. 

#corpse husband oneshot #xreader #phasmophobia #jacksepticeye #markiplier #videogame #RequestAreOpen

[coopigeoncoo]

Shouto talks to cats with the most plain voice ever. No baby voice. Just his plain normal voice. Just...

"It not polite to sit on someone's clean counter."

"Dinner will be ready at 5. Please be patient."

"I'm going to need you to move. No, don't crawl onto my lap, I need to start the laundry."

"Most would consider an attempt at smothering someone to be an attempted murder. But you just think it's cute, don't you?"

Absolutely he does. And this, naturally, leads to comical misunderstandings.

Tw: None

Characters: Todoroki Shouto, the Todoroki women, and a fairly unrearkable cat.

Shouto agreed to cat sit for Uraraka while she was suddenly called away overseas- some sort of rescue effort going down in Paraguay that Shouto didn't ask much about.  It didn't really matter, after all.  When you're a Hero you go where they tell you; come when you're called.  

A lot like being a dog, really.

And after spending a few days with Princess Yuki, Uraraka's white and gray tabby, Shouto thinks he'd prefer to be a cat.  

Princess Yuki, so named for her aloof demeanor and dreary patterned coat ("It looks just like the snow we see here in the city, dontcha' think?  All streaked with gray and splotchy?" Ochako had explained once), had immediately made herself at home by scaling his kitchen cabinets; spending her days idly passing judgment on those who dared to pass through her line of sight.  

Never having been able to afford a cat growing up, Ochako spoiled her fuzzy little friend to pieces; dropping off an entire suitcase of toys alongside her very elaborate pet fountain and cooler full of fancy raw cat food.  It seemed like a lot of effort and money to spend on a creature that was more like a decoration than a companion, but Shouto's job wasn't to judge his friends' pets. 

But if it was his job then Bakugou's impossibly round Chinchilla, Chinkilla, would definitely reign supreme.

So it was under these circumstances that Shouto accepted a call from his sister one uneventful Thursday night; Princess Yuki perched on top of her usual cabinet as Shouto stood below, stirring a wok full of beef slices and broccoli.

"Shouto!," Fuyumi greeted cheerily.  "How are you doing today?"

"I'm fine," Shouto began, knowing his sister would press for more details of his day off.  "I went grocery shopping and found a coupon tucked onto a shelf for the brand of soy sauce I was buying.  So that was nice."

"Hero lives are so weird," Fuyumi mused, the gentle shuffling of papers in the background clung Shouto into the fact that she was likely still stuck at work grading papers. "Yesterday you saved an entire building of office workers and today you're excited about finding a coupon."

"Didn't you call me last week to brag about that huge discount you got on your new purse?"

"Yeah, and?"

"That just seems pretty similar to coupon excitement to me," Shouto mused, glaring up at Yuki who had begun to stretch her long body down the front of the cabinet, dangling precariously over the streaming wok.  He lifted the spatula he was stirring with out of the pan and pointed it at the feline in warning. "Don't even think about it."

"Don't think about what?" 

"Oh, sorry.  Not you.  I was talking to Yuki," Shouto explained, glaring at the tabby who was doing her best to look innocent by tilting her head to the side and twitching her ears.

"Yuki?  Have I met her before?" Fuyumi asked, doing a terrible job of disguising her interest.

"You haven't.  She's just staying with me for a couple of days," Shouto said as he deflected her swiping paw from bopping him in the head.  

"Oh!" Fuyumi gasped in delight. "Well, is she cute?"

Shouto looked up at the cat stretched up above him, her wide green eyes shining bright with madness as she gazed longingly at the sizzling beef.  

"Very," Shouto admitted with a reluctant sigh, giving his dinner a quick stir.

"So, how did you two meet?"

"She lives with Uraraka, so she's usually hanging around when I come to visit- stop messing with my hair, Princess!" Shouto hissed as he ducked his head to escape the reach of her attacking paws, using her first name in a bid to summon up some measure of authority. "I'm on the phone!"

"I'll let you go now, Shou," Fuyumi giggled.  "I can tell that you're pretty busy."

"Thanks," Shouto sighed, glaring at Yuki who had decided to jump down onto the top of his fridge to attain a better defensive position.  "Talk to you soon."

Fuyumi doesn't think she'd ever dialed her Mom's phone number so quickly before, including that time Natsuo had been thrown head first off of the trampoline into Rei's prize winning rose bushes.

"Pick up, pick up, pick up," Fuyumi chanted, the large stack of worksheets she was grading long forgotten in the face of a fresh piece of juicy family gossip.

"Hello, Todoroki residence.  Rei speaking."

"MOM!" Fuyumi gushed immediately.  "Shouto has a girl at his apartment!"

"Oh?  Is he having dinner with his sidekicks again?"

"No!  Her name is Yuki and she's Uraraka's roommate," Fuyumi squealed joyfully.  "And I think things are pretty serious between her and Shouto- she was playing with his hair and he called her Princess!"

"...I'm putting on my coat.  I'll meet you there in half an hour," Rei said hurriedly before the line cut off, leaving Fuyumi fumbling for her own coat as she dashed out of her classroom door.  

#pigeoncoos🕊 #dribs & drabbles 🍞 #ask pigeon 🕊❓️

[sebastianshaw]

Hello new mutuals! I’m RF/Rodentfanatic/Ratty/Rodent/Ratmun/Ms Rat! Or 90smun! I’m 33, I work at a day center for adults with intellectual disabilities, I volunteer at a wildlife sanctuary, and I absolutely ADORE rodents and other small furry creatures! I currently own two rats (Maia and Sugar), two chinchillas (Cashmere and Pashmina), and five mice (Kiss, Bean, Cookie, Custard, Pudding, and newbie Lucia). All are girls; that wasn’t planned, it’s just the current menagerie. Due to rodent’s short lifespans, the roster DOES change a lot. I post pictures of these critters with the tags for what they are (mouse, rat, etc) if you need to filter them, I know some people don’t want to see rodents. If you have a special blacklist tag you use, I can use that too. I also post pics from the wildlife sanctuary as well. Some animals you’ll frequently see are Ferdinand the Bull, Carmine and Wilee the coyotes, and the sanctuary rats that I’m socializing. I also like fashion and will post pics of myself when I think I’m wearing a nice outfit. This can be filtered by the tag “mun face” if that’s not something you’re interested in. While this blog is an RP blog for S.ebastian Shaw, I love a lot of other obscure or despised Marvel characters, most primarily Haven aka R.adha Dastoor (who has her own VERY quiet blog) but also Madelyne Pryor, Shinobi Shaw, Ajak, and more, and I do talk about them and have a fanfic universe they all co-exist and interact in even though most have never met each other in canon. It’s called Alt-Marauders because it originally grew out of hating Duggan’s Marauders so much I made my own. So if you see me rambling about them, yeah, sorry. I’m quite friendly, I can’t emphasize this enough! I know we’re all very shy on Tumblr, but if you ever wanna approach me in the asks or IMs, I’m always happy to make friends and chat!

#out of shirt #munday

[landboundstar]

Trade Secrets Part 13

More adults talking than the kids this time. By the way, I have one character making his third cameo. Let's see if you can spot the reference, but don't worry if you don't. He'll be making more appearances later.

Part 13

"I hate you!"

Down the hall, a door slammed.

I sighed and refilled the cups of tea for both of my guests before refilling my own.

"I guess I shouldn't be surprised at her reaction, but I was hoping for her twelfth birthday before we got to the door slamming stage."

Smiling, I patted Bruce's hand, seeing his worried look. "Don't worry. You should be able to go back and talk to Z. Zatanna is mad at me, not you. Just give it a few minutes. I would prefer not to have to change you back if Z loses her temper."

"Okay, I can do that. But she'll need a fresh cup of tea so it doesn't go cold."

"I think we can manage that."

"I know she isn't the happiest about it at the moment, but has Zatanna gotten a chance to see her new school yet?" Alfred asked.

"We are taking a tour of the school next week."

Bruce stopped stirring his tea and looked up. "Does - does that mean you'll be visiting less?"

I looked up, a little confused, especially hearing the anxiety in Bruce's voice. "I don't see why it would. Honestly, with less traveling and being able to perform in the same place for a while, I think we might be able to visit more. But, yes, I'll still bring Zatanna to visit. And you are certainly welcome to visit here."

"Here?"

I started laughing. "Of course, here. The resort I am performing at is about half an hour away, maybe less to drive. We aren't moving, Bruce. I just thought Zatanna would like to actually be in class at a regular school so she could make friends. You are welcome to visit. So are Rachel, Harvey, and Selina for that matter."

"I'm sure Rachel will appreciate that when she comes back from visiting her cousins." Alfred told me.

"I'm glad," I told him. Grabbing a sandwich and a handful of cookies to put on a plate, before pouring another cup of tea. "Bruce, as the person here Zatanna is the most likely to open her door to talk to, would you like to take her a snack? Don't worry, I will change you back from being a chinchilla if she is still angry."

Bruce nodded as I handed him the plate, and headed down the hall to Zatanna's room.

"Ave Caesar," Alfred muttered dryly as he heard Zatanna's door open.

"I would have thought that Zaranna might want to spend more time with kids her own age. I didn't think she would be quite that angry."

"There have been a lot of changes this past year or so." Alfred reminded me.

"True. I still wish that Harvey and Selina could have come on this visit too."

"So do I. But, Zatanna isn't the only one upset about a new school. Selina will be starting a new school this year too. Her mother is following through on sending her to a finishing school. I believe what happened with Thomas and Martha scared her into wanting Selina to be away from Gotham for a while."

I thought about Zatanna's headstrong friend. "I take it she is taking it with her normal grace and demeanor."

Alfred chuckled. "That is an understatement. She is even more unhappy than Zatanna."

"Does Bruce know?"

"She spent two hours crying and ranting at him when she got the news."

"How is he taking it?"

"He is handling it well. He isn't happy, and has been a little quieter than usual, but the trips every other week to see the therapist Leslie suggested has helped. Matthew and Leslie actually stopped by to visit and to brought him some wooden puzzle games and some books that had been Thomas' favorites when he was around Bruce's age. He appreciated that. And the young detective will talk to him sometimes."

"He was the one that was at the funeral, right?"

"Yes. He'll be leaving next month to go to Chicago. I believe he was selected to go through a law enforcement course that the FBI offers to more local law enforcement agencies. Much to the relief of Barbara Keane's parents, I am sure."

"I take it that they are not fans." I said dryly.

"He does like disrupting some of Gotham's status quo. Which is very likely why he was selected to attend a training that will have him in Chicago for more than a year. Still, I have a hard time finding him too objectionable. He is endearingly earnest. I actually believe he thinks he should be protecting and serving Gotham."

"I can see why he doesn't have many fans then." I said dryly.

"Is Harvey going to a different school then too?"

"No, he and Bruce will still be in the same class. Mr. Dent objected to his son coming out on this visit." Alfred told me.

"Will you object if Zatanna and I come out for a visit before school starts?"

"Not at all. But it will have to be in the next three weeks if you want to see Selina before she leaves for school."

I listened as a giggle came from down the hall and the murmur of voices continued. And I made my decision.

"We'll be there."

#batman #au fic #harvey dent #selina kyle #zatanna #bruce wayne #trade secrets #giovanni zatara #alfred pennyworth

[sludgeware]

Felt the need to talk about my fae au. Because i love them..You saw how many little guys i drew i am wacky wild about these little shits.

the Fae au is where all characters except the neighbors are.... Well. Fae. These fae are like the borrower sort, like Arrietty of Ghibli... they do have a little bit of magic though! it's not something they come with, it's something they have to learn through trial and error and being one with nature and such.

It starts with the main 4 - Edd, Tom, Matt and tord - wiggling their way into Eduardo n friends' house to live there because where the fuck else are rehy supposed to go. after a while Jon discovers them and becomes their friend and protector. much After that mark and Eduardo find out n other fairies start moving in and it's a whole mess. no concrete storyline form your own conclusions.

below is some scattered thoughts i have about some of the Characters.

Jon: Jon is the first to meet the fairies. as a boy he was always fascinated by fairy tales and magical stuff so he is so so into it he LOVES to be a Disney princess. Of course antics ensue as he tries to hide the existence of the 4 little dudes living in their walls from his roommates. He might also not be entirely human himself...? smiles so sweetly.

Mark: I'll be honest i don't know shit or fuck about mark but like. y'know. He's the second to find out about the fairies and is..... honestly completely normal about it. just asks them to not fuck with his stuff. he is polite to them. maybe he even teaches them to read, who fuckin knows!

Eduardo: Ohhh fuck. When he finds out about the little dudes living in his attic he flips his shit. he hates it for a while but eventually warms up to them, and maybe even finds a fairy gf...? more on that later. or maybe not. Kind of a dick but he's trying his best.

Edd: with the traits of both a cat and a dragonfly, this little fucker can FLY!!!! it's awesome. The amount of calories he burns from flying is a lot though so he's a little bit of a glutton. Also, Ringo is in this au as a full sized regular ass cat that edd rides like a horse.

Tom: as part posion dart frog, he's the muscle of his little team. if things get hairy (i.e hawk attack) he can always hurt them real bad. he's constantly a little bit slimy and love 2 swim in the water. he likes to ferment poisonous berries into wine to both improve his poisons and also have a Awesome a fucking Drinky.

Matt: He is a bat!!!! Matt batt!!!! anyway yeah. his hearing is impeccable and he can even echolocate via his little pathetic wails! he also sleeps upside down and it's really cute. Though a life lived out in the wilderness has surely hardened him n made him tough he still is a little head empty and naive. Many a mouse trap have attempted to take his life.

Tord: Some sort of.... Chinchilla weaselman.... Unsure. he loves to tinker with junk he scavenges for and with a little bit of fairy magic he can basically do anything. at some point he builds a "giant robot" (it is the size of an 8 year old) made up of a motorcycle helmet, a microwave, and other various and sundry things he finds up in Eduardo's attic

#puppibarks #eddsworld #ew #eddsworld fae au #ew fae au

[throwaway-yandere]

🐠 here

My chinchilla decided that it's good idea to wake me up at 3am but then I fell asleep again till 8am

Now I'm writing a fanfic, because it needs update

And spamming my friends about said fanfic

(I don't have motivation to study,,,, I get the bonus grades from contests at best zjdbshxhd)

(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) oh wow I didn't know you join contests!! Also I should probably motivate you to study so uh

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"Deshret" pointed at pages whilst giving "(N/n)" a sideway glance. He noticed how their lips curled downward as they tried to reread the word he presented.

"T-Tuq... Tuckburn?"

"Tuqburni."

"Tookbarni."

"No, listen to me." Deshret sighed. "Tuqburni."

"Is this even Snezhnayan?"

"No, it's a common phrase in Sumeru."

"Damnit– I told you to teach me how to pronounce stuff in Snezhnayan!"

"And I'm not doing that until you can pronounce this word correctly."

"What the hell does tookborni even mean anyways?!"

"It means you bury me."

"... What?" They looked up, confused. "Oh. Oh, I get it. This is like one of those weird beginner phrases like scoprire gli altarini."

Deshret smiled.

"Hmm. I suppose you can say that."

...

"Your face is weird. Tuqburni probably means something weird and stupid 'I drink piss", doesn't it, tesoro?"

"Study and maybe you'll find out."

#ansytea-talks #tag: ocmc - cta #🐠 anon #very easy to figure out who this is lol

[bimbosandbubbles]

✮⤷About me!

✰⤷My name is Vannah but everyone I know really calls me Nonnies! So both is just perfect if you’re having trouble deciding what to call me!:)

✰⤷ I adore the color orange,it’s my fav! I also love the fruit plus the mixed versions like tangerines or clementines! I love crunchy grapes and mint chocolate chip ice cream! I’m absolutely obsessed with chinchillas and snails! Seriously,do yourself and search up snails eating it’s the cutest thing ever! I am obsessed with dilfs! Ugh or big muscley men or just skinny men,tbh any man that’s kinda cute. AND OMG MEN WITH BIG NOSES🤭

✰⤷ I’m kind of shy and awkward especially when I know for a fact that a lot of people are cooler than me! Like omg people on here are so cool and such good writers! Plus ya’lls creativity to the themes of your blogs! Because I’m awkward though I tend to not talk to people because I’m afraid they won’t like me but I’m definitely gonna out of my shell to talk you to guys! I definitely need to be y’all’s friends!

✰⤷ Speaking of friends, part of the reason I came on here in the first place is to make friends! Once I turned 18, I downloaded this app and saw how so many creator have such a good community full of moots! I was just kind of a stalker blog who just read other people’s works! However,due to the lack of cared for chubby reader content I decided to try my hand at writing fics!

✰⤷ I’m racially black and ethically Haitian and Puerto Rican! Both of my parents are also the same ethnic mix as me so I find that pretty cool! However despite my Caribbean ethnicities I can’t speak a word of Creole or Spanish and when I attempt to my family just laughs at me（◞‸◟）. So the only language I can really speak is English. I know I’m not the only person who loves their culture(s) but don’t really know too much about them like language or traditions.

✰⤷ I’m a huge fat nerd! Literally,love talking about comics or manga! I love Marvel and Dc and obvi Animanga. I really like Shonens,Seinens and Josei! Especially Josei! I had a whole Nana and Princess Jellyfish phase til age 16. My favs seinens change a lot but Berserk and Real are most def up there for me. Shonens are Fullmetal Alchemist and JJBA! I’m literally obsessed with JJBA and omg before I used to be worse. I had a huge TR phase for months too! And super random but does anyone else struggle with understanding manga fights? I always just end up making up my own fights tbh.

✰⤷ My biggest fear is not being able to finish anything or being less than! And for some reason things crawling on me really terrify me.

✰⤷ I’m obsessed with music! Every single pair of headphones I own don’t get super loud anymore cause I busted them up by having the volume super loud all the time! But I can’t help it,I need songs to literally be shoved up inside my ears otherwise I don’t want it! But majority of the time I just like to have it on for background noise when I’m doing homework or something. I also love podcasts especially book or movie/show recaps or true crime.

✰⤷ Ok so,I feel like I over shared a lot so this is the end of my about me! Love you bookieee! Thank you for reading!

Ps-Please be my friend if you’re similar to me or get what I’m saying 🧎🏽‍♀️

Ps to my Ps- I’m really affectionate and call everyone nicknames out of habit. I use bookie or babygirl(as a joke I swear guys) a lot!

#blog #writing

[fandomfiish]

Hello DPS Nation, here I am with a question.

So Todd right? very creative and Imaginative, so here I am composing a fic about Todd and his imaginary friend, which is an animal.

The problem, the animatl in question is something I can't put my head into given the choices I have.

So I need thy help this dreaded time, decisions.

Fox, Red Panda, Capybara, Koala or Chinchilla?

Or if perhaps you have another animal in your mind please do tell I'd love to know!

#dead poets society #todd anderson #neil perry

[marshmallowprotection]

Hiiii I saw that you did matchups and altho idek if I’m doing this right I wanna ask for a Mystic Messenger matchup if that’s okay?

My name is Sammy, I use she/her, I’m a pisces and INFJ and my love language is usually gift giving and quality time. I call myself an overachiever with no motivation as I graduated with high grades in high school while also graduating with an AA degree and immediately after went back to school to get my BS degree. For why? The world may never know.

As stated I have my BS and it is in Game Art. My biggest interests are Art, Music, and Video Games. I really like anything with creativity in all honesty. I usually do digital art but I love traditional, painting, chalk art, etc. and I’d love to learn more.

I am obsessed with cats, there has not been a day in my life where I have lived without cats. I got an ESA cat as it just makes me feel the most safe. I am an animal lover all around tho, as I have owned puppies, fish, guinea pigs, gecko’s, birds, a chinchilla, and more.

I’m quite the introvert but have a loud personality. My friends have called my style pastel goth. I always have dyed hair, usually hot pink, and most of my closet is pink. I REALLY like pink. I’m 5’2 and love wearing 6 inch platforms, my favorite pair is obviously pink. I can be pretty giggly and excited when around people I’m comfortable with, but I do as well need to pay attention to my social battery. Sometimes (or really most of the time) I just want to lay in bed with some hot chocolate and read, listen to music, or watch something on TV or YouTube. It’s nicer when I’m doing it with someone I love and am most comfortable with. My social battery is always safe with someone I love.

I don’t think I dislike a lot of things but I of course have some. Children (I’m okay with them, I just get annoyed easily.), Germs (which goes back to another reason why I don’t like children oops), Spiders, and a big fear of mine of mine is Failure. I can be a perfectionist and that is both a strength and weakness for me.

Okay, I hope I didn’t say too much haha. I’m open to be matched with anyone, I’m very curious on what you might say. Thank you!! :-)

I match you with...

V!

A creative soul that is torn and twisted by the inability to discern the next step. You're the kind of person that has a strong sense of the person that you would like to be but it doesn't always come across that way to other people. You may be loud and vibrant but you're much more mysterious than most people would realize. It's common for artistic types to fall into the trope where you think you know them but you don't. It's why it's easier to get along with somebody who understands where you're coming from. In this case, that person happens to be V. You sure love and passion for figuring out the way that things work and coming to understand how those things make the world around you tick.

The way that the two of you like to spend time together comes from trying new things and enjoying those experiences. You could likely spend quite a while talking about what you felt as you were going through something and he would gladly listen because perspective is one of the things that he has valued for such a long time. It's compelling to him when he sees you get lost in the throes of talking about what makes you happy while holding your cat. There's something very simplistic about that sort of living and he is a very much of minimalist when it comes to the simple things in life. He can enjoy it that way.

#lysa1201 #ask #mod kait #matchup

[minilpark]

hey! this is the astrophysics anon asking for a top gun ship - not sure I submitted it right the first time, so just in case I reformatted the ask :)

pronouns - she/her

personality - I have always been described as the dad friend - partly because I’m always ready with a stupid joke and some advice, and partly because 95 percent of the time I’m in Birkenstocks and shorts with too many extra pockets (and yes, though it is shameful, a fanny pack that has hand sanitizer, snacks, a mini first aid kit, and anything else I or my friends might need). I’m also a diehard romantic, but I’m also an absolute idiot, and I’m either oblivious or I self-sabotage on accident (meaning, if I like you, I’ll try to act neutral to hide it from you, but then I overcompensate and it looks like I don’t like you at all).

interests - I’m currently in school as an astrophysics major/astronomy minor, and I hope to one day work for a space agency :) because of this, I’ve always been very passionate about stars, constellations, and nebulae in particular. I also have a proclivity for pyrotechnics (e.g. a “firework problem,” as I have been told).

hobbies - I don’t have many, mainly because I do them for work. right now, I work on a mountain - in the summer, I help with mountain biking and horseback riding tours, and in the winter, they become ski tours :) though when I can, I have a tendency to just sprawl out in the sun or to disappear to a good, clear spot on the mountain with a telescope and a sleeping bag.

likes - in general, I love old movies (one of my faves is the thomas crown affair) and horror films, and I love to dance to records with my chinchilla Paco.

pet peeve - when people don’t take accountability/responsibility for their actions, and on a lighter note, when people are just a little too serious.

ideal date - I don’t really have one (sorry 😭), but I aim for something fun where we can really talk to each other and just hang out.

my favorite season is october (halloween 👻), and my favorite color is maroon :)

thank you my love! (again, sorry if it was wrong the first time, i q

thank you for resubmitting allie and i'm glad you enjoy my blog! good luck on your endeavors to work at a space agency!

i think you and bob could be a cool couple

first off, you two would be stuck in an endless pining over each other loop if not for phoenix and rooster setting you two up on a date together. this is simply because you're either oblivious to the fact bob is head over heels for you or you self sabotage and because bob is definitely a self-doubting person and oblivious himself. anyways, getting past that, you two would totally connect on your interests. sure, he knows like general knowledge of stars and constellations, but he would love to hear you go more into detail and he would try his best to follow. okay as soon as you mentioned mountains, i imagined you and bob heading up for a lil camping vacation and you both watch movies in the tent until you both fall asleep. lastly, bob is someone who opens up to another in pieces and i think he would feel so comfortable and reassured around your accepting "dad-like" nature.

#topgun #top gun maverick #robert bob floyd #topgun ship requests