#do you like big juniors

[radiocrypt-id]

I got- I can't!

Imagine being 15, you've grown up your whole life with this one belief in this one God and you were told you were Chosen by Him, for Him. And you're 15. You believe so fully in the spirit of your religion, not necessarily the word, that you want to go to a non-religious school to try and help other kids maybe find your God because you genuinely believe that could be helpful to some of them, because it's all you know, and it's helped other strangers (human trafficking victims she helped in the black pit before) so why not other kids her age? You're 15 and all you can think about is helping others. And you start thinking about your religion, and reading books, and asking questions and you come to the conclusion that maybe your God and His Father aren't actually all that great. Maybe the church you're in has done some really bad things that you can't possibly make up for. Maybe that church is still doing bad things. And then you find out your family is actually in a cult for that God, not just part of the normal church, and you suddenly have to undo all the cult shit in your brain you were raised with, while that cult stuff you know about is actually useful to your friends, like having that knowledge is helpful for them! You're 15 and you stop going home. You have no real adult supervision or carer, just your other 15 year old friends.

Imagine you're 16, you're gay and figuring that out on top of navigating your first full romantic relationship and being the sole creator and cleric to a new God that you honestly find to be very two dimensional and empty. You're on a quest to find an evil being and stop them. You nearly die. Your friends nearly die. You're 16. You're 16 and feel something calling out to you, you know it's divine because you've felt that sort of pull before, but you've never felt one like this. You find memories and hints and pieces and you figure out that the evil being you have to stop, isn't evil, she's just hurting. She's hurt and She's a God. She's your God, and she's so happy to see you, and she has so many ideas, and so many hopes.

You're 17. You've spent your rest time (summer vacation) tearing across the world chasing down and defeating another evil thing that you and your friends accidentally released in the first place. Your God is with you, you have no time for Her. No time for anything but trying to survive and stay sane. You know She's disappointed in you, but you're one person -ONE PERSON- and you're 17. You missed your birthday. again. You've saved the world; again. You're so fucking tired -like always. You're Chosen, and alone, and have no idea what to do with your life, let alone your God. You aren't very good at school, but you go to every class. You're drowning as you try to rewrite your understanding of the world from what you grew up with, having no idea how to do anything without a book and godly hand to guide you. You only ever followed before, your new God is demanding you Lead. You don't know how. You're only 17. You see your horrible, abusive parents spitting abuse and racist rhetoric at your baby brother, who you haven't seen in two years, on the front steps to your school and for the first time ever you are filled with righteous fury. Your God answers your call, not knowing what you need but so eager to help, eager for your attention, she starts talking to you but you're busy -why can't she understand that you're fucking busy? trying to not die, trying to be safe, trying to keep your friends alive, trying to navigate a world that hates you, you're 17 and you're busy goddammit just wait!- and she snaps back at you and flees. The next time you see Her, maybe an hour later, She's got a creature with Her that nearly destroyed you and your friends last year sitting in her lap, so smug to see you again.

You're 17- no, 16- no, 15 years old and you're expected to build and carry the world on your shoulders, Chosen from birth, raised a lamb to follow a Shepard, not to be followed behind. You have no one and nothing and everyone expects everything and you can't back up, you can't pause because if you do someone dies and doesn't come back. You have to be a hero, a chosen, a saint. The steps behind you crumble to dust with each step you take forward and the new one is already cracking under your weight. There are only wrong choices. There's no hand reaching for you. God, you were taught, will save and guide you. God knows best. Why is your God looking to you, a mortal human, to be saved, raised and guided? You're a child.

You're just a child.

You just want to go home, wherever that is. You thought it was your God, but She's not exactly helping you out either, is She? She's just disappointed. Like everyone else. Like you.

You're 17. You think it would have been better to never do any of this. It would have been easier to stay, blind and naive. Sometimes you think you should have stayed in heaven. Sometimes you think about the God you killed by not being good enough for it. Sometimes you lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling and pretend you don't exist for awhile. Sometimes you work your body so hard you forget it's there and your mind shuts up and you exist without being you. Sometimes you wish you never asked any questions or read any books. You're 17, but sometimes you wish you were 15, with no idea yet.

You're 17. You wish you were good enough.

#dimension 20 #kristen applebees #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 fhjy #dimension 20 fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 spoilers #words #can you tell my religious trauma is popping off? #I have big feelings about kristen #she's just a kid man leave her alone #it's not fair for a god to expect a child to be able to perform what many adults do over many years in just the span of a few months #yeah it's not fair cassandra has had the lot of getting a child for her only cleric but like #she reached out to and accepted kristen! she the God here! it's like when a grown adult expects a toddler to know to not run into a road #without being taught. that's a baby #she's gonna run into the road many times until someone takes her hand and kindly teaches her to not #kristen litterally needs some kinda reliable help. she knows there's something wrong and that she's fucking it up she just literally doesn' #know how to fix it! someone help her!!! #fantasy high

[emmedoesntdomath]

barty, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

regulus, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

barty: I can be multifaceted!

#evan what did u do to him #he’s using the big words #that’s how you know something’s wrong #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #the marauders era #marauders era #the marauders #barty jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus black #evan rosier #evan x barty #maybe #regulus x barty #just like a tad #marauders incorrect quotes #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

[laurmaus]

another one +uncolored ver (can u tell i skipped school today

#i feel like it kind of looks better uncolored idk i think it's the eyes #laurmau #aphmau #mcd #minecraft diaries #i b on that danny gonzalez grind im CONSTANTLY rewatching his stuff im so serioud #i had this phase back in like december january i forgot where i literally binge watched like at least 12 of his vids a day Idk what i was d #ing like girl STUDY FOR YOUR SATS #hashtag Laurmau forever Idgaf (i've been avoiding continuing my mcd rewatchbc the next episode has aaron in the thumbnail(im really scared😭 #I WILL FINISH YOU #Garroth soon contrary to popular belief i am a big Garroth fan too hes just kind of been irrelevant in mcd lately like come back...... #I LIKE HIM KN THE SIDE STORIES THOUGH idk how i feel about my street but i Just started so we will see #o dont likr what jess is doing to him and laurance why are they crazy creeps☹️my daughters.... #ummm what else omg i want to animate the nicole audio video thing that post is SO FUNNY literally live changing imma do that tmrw maybe umm #big emphasis on the Maybe😅😅😅i am a junior in high school #Hopefully ugghhhhh GET ME OUT!!!! #laurance zvahl #aphmau mcd #laurance mcd #awesome #also omg #thank u all for being nice tome on that laurance design it made me so happy like samn people rlly still care abt mcd😭😭(Positive

[watanabes-cum-dump]

Idk what it is but like fanfics have really opened my eyes to Aymeric. Like in the MSQ I was like "Oh yeah I like him but idk I like Haurchefant more" but in the Dragonsong War questline + fanfics made me like him a lot. Like he's actually a prince I love him so very dearly. Plus he's yk actually alive so he has more fanfic potential (sorry Haurchefant you were my first love tho)

#like listen he's sooooo unbelievably handsome and prince like #has me kneeling and kicking my feet giggling and shit #i can't get into estinien tho #sorry estinien girlies i do not see the appeal #he's a lot more big brother shaped to me #maybe it's the daddy issues and the way estinien became softer and more welcoming of wol and alphinaud that got me #like yes i crave healthy older male figures #like even in that regard i like haurchefant x aymeric a lot #granted i love haurchefant a normal amount but idk the potential of little junior knight haurchefant and senpai aymeric??? #yeah #also they're both ishgard's most hated bastard children i think they'd be close #actually i do wish their friendship was played up a lot more bc i think it would be really interesting for aymeric to realize that #thordan has to fucking go like you ordered one of your knights to kill the WOL and also MY FRIEND like #sorry i have a lot of thoughts #ffxiv #aymeric de borel #ffxiv aymeric #ff14 #heavensward

[thejadecount]

I personally headcanon that before he started to use magic and wore himself out Mikey would dance ballet to relieve himself of the stress. Casey Jr saw him do it one day and asked him to teach him, and so he knows how to ballet. I’m going to manifest this into canon by sheer willpower.

#I really like the idea of jr doing ballet #he would just be so graceful you know #like a gazelle or some shit #look don’t come after my ass that Mikey doesn’t ballet Lair Games confirmed he’s a ballet master #c’mon guys I know you’re thinking about it now #someone draw this #rottmnt #rise tmnt #rottmnt casey jr #rise casey jr #also I like it how we all simultaneously dubbed him Junior no questions asked #I just feel like he would be all ‘it helps me focus’ and such #also big fan of the whole idea that Casey was taught advanced math and such by Donnie #it’s just that school is so boring he literally cannot #sorry I’m on a casey jr hyperfixation rampage right now #I even made a Spotify playlist #rottmnt the movie #now if you don’t mind I have a lot of Casey jr posts to read #if not ballet than ice skating tell me I’m wrong I DARE you

[penisbutterjellytime]

friend of roommate from freshman year spotted me and invited me to his b-day party this weekend

#ive only really interacted with the guy a handful of times but he seems really nice and chill #junior year and 1st time ive actually been invited to a party in college #part of me don wanna but i made this my big 'become slightly more extroverted and outgoing" year #my 'go out and experience the world' year instead of bouncing between my dorm bedroom to class to home like i've been doing #so i gotta i will you will do this you will go to this guys party #you will not die by explosion or lightning strike or whatever you think will happen to you if you go outiside #it's a big step but i will do it #quick everyone bully me into it if you see me start questioning it #I've been to his place once and they have two cats there so i might just the hang out with the cats #last time i went to a party was b-day parties in middle school lol #we'll see how this will go...

[kakusu-shipping]

Another big Mario Self-Insert sketch page I’ve just been doodling on for the past few days. I’m obsessed.

#Emile's Arts #Mariocest #YES it gets the tag leave me alone #I haven't even made like a proper POST for this S/I yet I've just been making things for him #I have three different decent references already posted but no actual about #I'll get to that in the next few days. Hopefully #The whole thing is eating my brain it's 4:30 in the AM and I am just #Running thoughts around my head #I put him in the first two Paper Mario games AND Sunshine already (not a big roll just there) #I'm also running with Partner's in Time because I LOVE that game also not a big roll just there but the concept is so cool I keep going bac #Because you know. Babies. #I have no idea what else to do honestly I don't have a lot of other thoughts about other Mario games #So it's unique scenarios time. Like babysitting Junior and such. #I want to isolate and color the Uncle Mario sketch so bad you have no idea #I love Mario and his many many children that he's not the DAD of per-say but he IS in their lives forever now #He takes them to McDonalds and Orders Pizza and Shows them cool secrets in Video Games #And also chucks them like 20 feet in the air he's the kinda guy to just throw a baby around #I love him so much #I also love Toadsworth I love you Toadsworth please come back sir #Nintendo really wants that old man dead it's unfair to me who loves him

[rotisseries]

yk that military kid camp i went to? gone for like a week? there were so many homeschooled kids it was crazy. and people that skipped grades. like a 14 yr old is a junior and this 15 yr old is starting freshman in college. made me feel 1) dumb 2) better because i feel like i am inherently less awkward and less socially inept than the average homeschooled kid. i do feel bad a little bit. not a lot.

you are less socially inept than the average homeschool kid I promise. this includes me unfortunately. also don't worry about whether or not they're smarter than you I promise something is still wrong with them

#15 yr old freshman in college is probably just doing dual enrollment which I was SUPPOSED TO DO #but I was lazy and kept putting off taking the practice tests so now I'm a senior. and still haven't started dual enrollment #probably not going to #but yeah a lot of homeschoolers do dual enrollment bc supposedly? the first 2 years of college aren't really major specific #they're like. general classes everyone is required to take. so homeschoolers with flexible schedules have the time and ability #to take those during highschool. they also might just not be taking the highschool versions of those classes at all #like if you can do. entry level college biology or highschool biology well the college one is the same stuff but more in depth #so you don't need to take the highschool class #and then as for the 14 yr old junior well one homeschoolers tend to have less work #I don't really get homework because it's just schoolwork #like I just have to complete things on khan academy #and a lot of in school classroom time is just the teacher trying to manage 20 kids. which isn't a problem here #so I have like. 3-4 hours of schoolwork total in a day probably? you could totally backload more of it #to be finished quicker #anyway they're not any smarter than you they just do school differently in a way that sounds more impressive #but isn't gonna have that big of an effect later #finishing college 2 years early doesn't actually get you anything but your degree 2 years early #ask #ghoultaffy #hi jayme!

[carcarrot]

losing my mind

#can you fucking IMAGINE this experience im reeling #fucking. JUNIOR SENIOR??????? like youre grooving out to shake your coconuts and move your feet #and then LIL BEETHOVEN TIME. WHICH STARTS W RHYTHM THIEF #insane. insane. i cant believe this was real #just. russell doing his crazay lil beethoven thing as the sun is setting in central park #ron big arms????? ron big arms in central park????????????? #and it was a free concert . INSANE #YET ANOTHER sparks concert that should have been filmed #good god.

[papertowness]

but if the media doesn’t have at least one character with the biggest most beautiful brown puppy eyes you’ve ever seen what’s the point

#started watching in the heat of the night and DISTRAUGHT that junior was only on there for 8 episodes #anyways big brown eyes are all u need for me to fall in love with you tbh . like that’s it #unless you’re a woman in that case you don’t have to do anything and i’ll fall in love with you anyway #james wilson #shows #fandom #showblr #movieblr #filmblr #lgbtq #lgbt

[briannabowen]

I'm really out here developing a full backstory for the Warren line from the time they claimed the manor for good to the time of Penny's birth...... as if I would ever fully flesh out and write it..... like I've got all these ideas and I just want to ramble on about them but WHY when in a week's time I'll move onto something else and forget about this

#what should p Baxter's fathers name be lol #i havent bothered giving any men names bc most of them arent around lol #like the bowen surname i have carry down for like 3 generations #but p baxters dad is a g he sticks around and buys the manor #yes i have given all the cousin girlies names #as well as their mothers and grandmothers #they're not all first cousins bc im doing exclusively women line to make it make more senae #to me anyway #like im making a whole thing where men genuinely cant be born to them #to make Wyatt's birth more shocking yk? #yes i know the show has that family tree which HAS men on it but that piece of paper is literally not canon have you SEEN it? #so every male born in the family dies very young before their powers could even come in #so no one knows if men in the senior warren line is actually possible #and thats another thing im exploring #where the charmed ones are actually the senior most descendent of melinda warren #and the witch blood does get more dilute by seniority #since that would add to the idea of a first born witch being the strongest #AND on that i just rewatched which prue is it anyway #and decided brianna stopped gabriel last time for revenge on killing her big sister #hence why she is an aunt not a direct line ancestor bc her line is a junior warren branch #the halliwells are descended from briannas older sister #anyway if anyone wants me to ramble on about this more i will gladly do so #someone anyone please surely you can see i have a lot to say based on the length of these tags #i have EXPLAINED why penny was born in boston is that not enough #bri rambles

[thejourneystartstoday]

If I say this enough it will speak it into existence: being a Pokémon master does not have to mean being the strongest battler. I’m sure being a strong battler comes with the territory but there are still regions Ash hasn’t been to and Pokémon he hasn’t met. He’s going to keep traveling until he’s seen them all.

#listen I am just nervous #I love ash so much I don’t want this win to be the reason I don’t get to go on adventures with him anymore #actually I would kill for an older-geared story where they let Ash age and take on high stakes battling #but only if it was written well #mostly I am content to watch ash battle his way through new regions #and his new team would be entirely new Pokémon except hos broken Pikachu so #even if ash and Pikachu are the strongest battlers alive give ash an entirely new young team that doesn’t buy into it yet #make him work around more temperamental Pokémon #or let him take a job working for the leagues as a special third party who they send in to handle the big stuff #while simultaneously mentoring a newbie #like maybe ash is on legendary patrol kind of like his current gif with professor cerise just higher stakes all the time #or he’s a junior champion to Lance who manages home base things and send ash off to handle things overseas #like he’s sent tonpaldea specifically because of the time shenanigan rumors a few years after being world champion #maybe he battles regularly in the PWC on the side but his only challengers are gym leaders #elite four and champion level trailers and battle facility masters #ash battled well but he is still so young #and Leon really did have control of the field until Pikachu came out #if you put ash in a higher stakes league on the regular you could still see exciting battles throughout a new story #he doesn’t have to do a gym run #but he could still battle gym leaders on the reg #just maybe not in the leagues themselves #idk I feel like there are so many ways to keep ash around from here #he still has so much to learn about battling #and having 4 uses of gimmicks to Leon’s two definitely helped him #though Leon asked for that tbh so I wouldn’t say it’s unfair #he’s just a kid #let him keep working towards his dream #his journeys goal has been reached but that doesn’t mean his overall dreams are achieved #anipoke spoilers #anipoke

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

How the JaTD kids would text

Jane: she’s a multi-texter. Don’t start a conversation with her unless you want your phone to blow up with a million little messages that could’ve been one big one. Often does this for emphasis, and since she’s a rather emotional person, this happens a lot. Uses lots of emojis, and takes and sends loads of pictures to her friends, especially pictures from up in the air.(the sight of her aerial photos never ceases to make Rake have a mini heart attack no matter how many times this has happened.)

Jester: Tends to send massive essay texts and lots of voice/audio messages, usually responds within 0.3 seconds of being texted, typically with one of those little reactions you can do on an iPhone. Hearts or thumbs up basically every single message. 

Smithy: Always uses proper punctuation and spelling, and likes to use emoticons and internet spelling to express himself better. Ex. “Y e a h it was driving me insAne :(.” He expresses himself better through text than in person, and much prefers texts to any other method of communication. If he ever willingly calls someone, it’s an emergency. 

Rake: Has never used auto-capitalization or proper punctuation in his life and has no intention to start now. Likes to send people pictures (mostly, if not entirely, of his plants or cool birds he sees). He finds voice messages an inconvenience. 

Pepper: mostly types in lower-case, but makes up for it by emphasizing her messages with lots of punctuation and emojis. Ex. “!!” “???”. Also reacts to messages by loving/giving a thumbs up all the time.

Gunther: Uses proper punctuation and spelling unless he feels playful/goofy, in which he starts using more slang and erratic capitalizations. 

#not doing lavinia or cuthbert because I feel they're too young to text #also i feel like the adults would text exactly how you would expect them to #dragon cannot text for he has no thumbs and there are no phones big enough for dragons to use #anyway #source: my brain #jane and the dragon #jatd jane #jane jatd #jatd gunther #gunther jatd #smithy jatd #jatd smithy #pepper jatd #jatd pepper #jethro junior #rake gardener #pepper salter #jatd rake #rake jatd

[tojiswhore-nanamisslut]

All of my friends that are working big law are so miserable we are all out here constantly on the verge of breaking down (but not having the time to do so) what an awful profession

#really idk if i have any law students following me or people who are considering big law #but advice 1 is to just not do it #get into compliance or in house work if you can do JD-preferred jobs #if you really are sent on big law then advice 2 is to REALLY do research into that firm #have one on one meetings with employees (especially junior associates) to see what their workload is like #ask questions about billable hour requirements and minimums #everyone I know has 0 time for themselves and the pressure is immense #make sure the team/division youre in has enough people #this includes lawyers and support staff (paralegals secretaries etc #ask how many clients there are and how many partners manage them #how many senior and mid-level associates do they have #these are all questions i didnt know or even have the luxury to ask #i would have taken the job regardless but like the pressure is IMMENSE #the anxiety and stress are too much at times and i barely have time for my friends #many of my other big law friends (at different firms in different practice groups too mind you) feel similarly #it's just rough and people say its gonna be tough but they never tell you just how bad it is #anyways #i wish i was working in a cafe or a bookstore instead #posts

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Terry Pratchett about fantasy ❤

Terry Pratchett interview in The Onion, 1995 (x)

O: You’re quite a writer. You’ve a gift for language, you’re a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. You’re so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?

Terry: I had a decent lunch, and I’m feeling quite amiable. That’s why you’re still alive. I think you’d have to explain to me why you’ve asked that question.

O: It’s a rather ghettoized genre.

Terry: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every book— I think I’ve done twenty in the series— since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. I’ve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.

O: It’s certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.

Terry: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfire— Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized it— Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus.

Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldn’t have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrim’s Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply now— a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connections— That’s fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.

Now I don’t know what you’d consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I don’t think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliver’s Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what you’re saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! I’ve got a serious novel. But you don’t actually have to do that.

(Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself.

#terry pratchett #interview #terry interview #fantasy #terry on fantasy #fun fact #<3 #the onion

[yanderenightmare]

TW: obsession, obsessive thoughts

fem reader

Thinking about when the playboy finally falls in love…

It’s so silly, soft as it may sound, untrue even given his record of sleeping around, but sometimes all he wants is pure unadulterated love. A hug once in a while would be nice – maybe a chaste kiss on his cheek – or cuddles.

You hadn’t believed a lick of it. You’d only laughed in his face with a shake of your head, telling him that must have been the worst pick-up play you’d ever been the victim of. 

It’s cliché, but he’s been obsessed with you ever since.

He feels like such a loser thinking about it – for real now – rolling his eyes with a hidden smile while looking at the candid picture he’d snapped of you. 

Chewing on this tongue while fantasizing such ridiculous things – virginal nothings such as handholding or resting his head in your lap and feeling you play with his hair. Sleeping together with your clothes on – spooning each other all clingy and soft...

Whispering sweet little nothings against the shell of his ear – teasing him. Playfighting – making you squeal and giggle as he grabs you and pins you beneath him in the bed. Tickling – making you laugh. Or kissing your nose and head and hand. 

Oh, and making breakfast together, eating lunch, and sharing dinner. 

Don't get him started on showering – helping each other wash – backrubs and headscrubs. How good your hands would feel carding through his hair as you rub in soap and rinse it out. Or just face masks. A whole evening in the bubble bath.

Watching some stupid romcom in fluffy bath robes afterward with your dopey tired head falling to rest on his shoulder. Snoring and mumbling small sweet little nothings to each other.

Saying good morning. Saying goodnight. Have a nice day. Good luck. I love you. I love you more. I love you most.

And there’s more.

Baby-names.

You haven't even gotten his dick wet once – he hasn’t even scored a kiss yet, and he’s already thinking about knocking you up and putting a ring on it.

You would look too good with his brat on your knee…

Bouncing them, breastfeeding, playing peek-a-boo games, zerbert, and doing the Simba from The Lion King – all with a great big beaming smile on your face. A smile that even the sun would envy.

Not to mention the kid itself. 

He would love the ever-living life out of a little baby version of you – pouty plump lips and mochi cheeks – spluttering and hiccupping on earth-shattering sobs when scuffing her dainty little knees on the pavement – asking for piggyback rides and candy before dinner.

Or a little miniature of him. Seeing you lull little devil-faced Junior to sleep.

Fuck it, you should get both. A truckload.

He’s shaken from his thoughts when his friend snaps his fingers.

“You’ve been staring at your phone forever. What’re you looking at that’s so important?”

He can’t believe how far down the rabbit hole he’d just spiraled. Thinking about a girl without picturing her naked. He must be losing it.

“… I’m not sure…”

BNHA – Bakugou, Dabi, Hawks, Shinso, Denki

JJK – Gojo, Sukuna

HQ – Oikawa, Kuro, Bokuto, Miya twins, Suna

BLLK – Reo, Nagi, Rin

AOT – Eren

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere x you #yandere imagines #yandere smut #yancore #smut #yandere my hero academia #yandere boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia smut #mha smut #yandere mha #yandere bnha #my hero smut #my hero academia smut #bnha smut #yandere jujutsu kaisen #yandere jjk #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #yandere boyfriend #boyfriend #boyfriend scenarios