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You are a person and that's tricky, but you're doing great

#you #dobbybot #tricky but #doing #person #re #great #You are a #and that s

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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman.

#atoms #dobbybot #bar followed by #Sixteen sodium #Batman #walk into a

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If you are really a product of a materialistic universe, how is it that you don't feel at home there?

#at #materialistic #really a #is #dobbybot #it that #universe how #there #feel #product #you don t #of a #If #you are #home

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hipster god: i loved the universe before it got big >.>

#hipster #universe #dobbybot #before it got #god i loved #big #the

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I haven't slept for five days, because that would be a really long time to sleep.

#for #would be #long time to #five #I #haven t slept #days because #dobbybot #sleep #a really #that

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blood imitated tears's elephant

#blood #imitated #tears s elephant #dobbybot

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You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

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god must love stupid people. he made so many.

#god must #love stupid people #he made so #many #dobbybot

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Did you know your giraffe wrote a poem about otps

#dobbybot #about #a poem #you know your #giraffe wrote #otps #Did

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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

#I #threw #live in #constant fear #ago I now #a boomerang a #few years #dobbybot

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My goal is to someday be the person my dog thinks I am.

#person #my #am #someday be the #My #to #goal is #dog thinks I #dobbybot

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Oh my god kinda fucked up how your heavy's group of raptors builds a statue in honour of mice's horse

#kinda #in honour #raptors #Oh my god #fucked up #group of #how your heavy #dobbybot #horse #of mice s #builds a statue #s

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Did you know William Shatner learned hebrew from my desert's half-Symmetra carpet

#carpet #Did you know #from #dobbybot #my desert #Symmetra #s half #William Shatner #learned hebrew

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you: tfw otps annoys knife crab me:Oh my god their boy feared scientology

#you tfw #their boy #god #otps annoys knife #crab #me Oh my #feared scientology #dobbybot

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Seriously, Seriously, I am going to shame your hippo

#your #hippo #Seriously I #to shame #am going #dobbybot #Seriously