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dinklebat · 2 years
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Static Screams
Zombie!Creepypasta
(Bitey Bitey AU by @krayolacolor)
Tw: dehumanization, medical malpractice, gore, cannibalism, death, general horror, angst, and whump, also I wrote this in one evening without proofreading.
wc: 2.9k
Summary: A series of severely damaged tapes reveal Cody (X Virus) and Jack (EJ)’s attempts at curing the (zombie) virus that has taken so many of their colleagues.
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“Testing, testing.”
Through the static, the image of a dark-haired boy adorned in a gas mask and goggles cuts in. He impatiently taps at the screen, his scowl deepening.
“It’s not a touch screen,” a bored voice calls out from behind him, out of sight. He clicks his tongue and rolls his eyes, muttering something under his breath.
“I know, I know. I’m just trying to see if it’s recording or not.”
“The only thing it's recording right now is your stupid face. Just take a few steps back and chill.”
The first boy takes a few steps backwards, the rest of his body coming into frame. He’s visibly scrawny for his age, even covered in layers of protective clothing. He clears his throat and awkwardly waves a hand at the camera. “Um, hi. If you’re watching this, I’m either dead, or I’m about to win a Nobel Prize.”
He steps back, revealing more of his surroundings. The walls are old and weathered at their edges, but every surface seems to be well-maintained, polished and sterilized to perfection. Dark countertops are covered with various instruments and tools: beakers, bunsen burners, microscopes and more. Sitting at one of the various machines is another man, with dark, almost gray skin and large, pointed ears akin to those of a bat. 
“Either way, here is the current situation. A viral outbreak has occurred and is quickly evolving into a larger pandemic. The virus behaves most similar to rabies and encephalitis. What starts as nausea, migraines, and a high fever escalates to rapid swelling in the brain, resulting in a loss of cognitive function, aggressive behavior, and a craving for raw meat. Other symptoms include disrupted sleeping patterns, necrosis of appendages, and organ failure.  The virus appears to be transmitted through bodily fluids such as blood and saliva. Whether it can be transmitted through other fluids such as tears and sweat requires further testing.”
The boy pulls out a small sign labeled “Experiment 7A: Test 1” and proudly displays it in front of the camera.
“For our first series of tests we will be pre-existing viral medications for similarly behaving pathogens, especially those designed to fight encephalitis in order to reduce swelling of the brain.”
Suddenly a series of shouts ring out as a door slams open. The scientist quickly runs behind the camera, tilting it to better record the commotion.
A large beast, covered in moss-like fur broken up by bone-like armor, carries in a moaning, decaying body. The thing in its jaws clearly used to be human, but is now nothing but a hollow shell with bloodshot eyes and rotting gashes decorated by maggots. A girl with pink-streaked hair runs in after the large monster, muzzling the infected before prying it out of the beast’s jaws, only to immediately plop the writhing mass on the floor.
“Tadaaaaa,” she cheers. “We caught a zombie!”
She hops onto the counter, swinging her legs excitedly. “I totally lost an earring, but otherwise no one was hurt.”
“They’re not zombies. That would imply they’re undead,” the boy in the gas mask quickly corrects, earning an eye roll from both his companion and the girl.
The other researcher, the man with dark skin and pointed ears, turns towards the newcomers, his ears twitching impatiently. “It would probably be safer to tie up and muzzle it first next time,” he reprimanded. “But otherwise well-done.”
He picked up the infected as if it were a rag doll and plopped it into a chair. The thing growled and clawed at him, but it seemed unable to break his skin. From his pocket, he pulled out a syringe, carefully tilting the infected’s body around. His fingers trace the skin deftly , feeling for the vein. He plunges in the syringe and the body begins to still for a moment. 
He steps back and sighs, seemingly admiring his handiwork. The infected’s eyes roll as its body begins to spasm and seize, foaming out the mouth.
“Damn it!” someone knocks into the camera, as the tape darkens into static.
The screen tears and crackles as a new image appears. Muffled audio slowly rings in as he pulls out the sign again. The “1” has been erased, replaced by a “7”. Despite this, he remains optimistic in tone as his voice cuts through the static.
“We’ve determined that the antiviral medication was primarily ineffective at fully eradicating the virus, although it may be preventative in earlier stages. We’ve decided to now try introducing pre-existing vaccines into the system instead, namely rabies immune globulin. This is also typically used as a preventative treatment, but I theorize we may be able to at least slow the viruses’ ability to reproduce in the host.”
Another infected has been pinned to a chair, squirming in its chains.
“Cody, can you just take notes afterwards?” his bat-eared colleague complains as he tilts his face towards the camera, revealing dark sockets where his eyes should be. Cody scoffs, but hands him the shot, quickly pulling his hand away from the reach of the infected.
“It’ll be better for documentation in the long run if we have visuals of what occurred.”
“Mm,” the eyeless man hummed, injecting the test subject with ease. “I think it would be better to save memory space for full dissection of the specimens instead of these trials, that’s all. Especially since we can’t exactly go out and buy more right now”
The infected’s movements slowed slightly, its eyes glazing over.
“Alright, Jack, I’ll make sure to save you a tape.”
The voices fade out as the screen tears again. Sentence fragments clip in and out as the tape corrects itself, revealing a new image. Cody stands before the camera once more, though his goggles are now crooked and his hair is far more unkempt.
“Modern science is proving…ineffective, so Jack has suggested that we turn to the dark arts.”
“I said ‘ask around about magical alternatives’.”
“Same difference,” Cody waved away his partner’s protests. “So this week, I will be joined by my colleagues, Ben and Kagekao.”
The scientist gestures to the side, where a short blonde boy with bleeding eyes and a masked man with dark hair sit impatiently. Cody adjusts his goggles and holds up his sign displaying the test number: 16.
“First up, BEN. I would like you to attempt possessing one of our subjects.”
The blonde boy clicks his tongue disapprovingly, but approaches the infected nonetheless.  As he moves, the screen appears to glitch and tear around him. Even the parts of him that appear outwardly normal on the screen are translucent, showing reflections of objects nearby where there should be flesh.
“Traditionally, possessions by more powerful spirits like BEN do not adhere to typical physical limitations of mortals. This is how they are able to contort bodies into otherwise impossible forms, such as rotating the head 360 degrees. Thus, I have hypothesized that BEN will be able to manipulate the body independently of the virus's normal restrictions, allowing for easier study and perhaps even isolation of infection,” Cody rambles to the camera excitedly.
“This is gross,” BEN mutters, stepping into the subject’s body. It convulses for a moment before slowly blinking its eyes.
“Yeah…gross…” it repeats, its speech slurred and gravelly. Its eyes stare blankly at the camera, a cloudy and unfocused gaze.
“How so?” Cody tilts his head, clicking his pen against his notebook. The possessed creature flinches at the noise.
“Well it's always…weird but…makes feel…sick…like really…really dirty clothes.”
“Do you still have any of the urges previously exhibited in infected subjects?”
“Not really…just kinda…tired…achy…” the possessed body’s head bobbed up and down, as if it were nodding off to sleep.  It strains itself, trying to move beneath its restraints, chest heaving in deep gasps.
“Well, for a first test it could’ve gone worse,” Jack chimed in coolly. “Please try to exit now.”
The body convulsed again, even stronger this time, knocking both itself and the chair to the floor before finally stilling. BEN stepped out, gagging  and shivering. “I’m def not doing that again. Don’t even ask.”
Jack leaned in closer to the specimen, his ears tilting towards it. “Strange. Its breathing and heart rate have slowed significantly.”
He nudged it with his foot but the infected remained unresponsive. He kneels down curiously, poking and prodding at the decaying mass of flesh.
“Even asleep they’re never this docile,” Cody agreed, jotting it down in his notebook.
“That’s because its soul dipped,” Kagekao laughed. “Normally when you kick someone’s soul out, they keep trying to take back control. But he was so horrified by what his body had become that he just left instead!”
Ben snorted. “That’s a first for me.”
“Very interesting,” Cody’s eyes widened beneath his goggles. “BEN, are you sure you wouldn’t mind going just one more time?”
The screen crackles, movements of the various individuals blurred under layers of static. By the time it finally clears, Cody looks even worse for wear. His outer layers of clothing have been scratched and torn and the lenses of his goggles are beginning to crack, revealing massive eye bags underneath. He shakily holds up a sign. “Test 30.”
“I’ve decided to move on to magical items. Our peers up in the mansion are trying to quarantine from the lab as much as possible, but they’ve graciously provided us with as much as they could.”
He gestures to a hastily-packaged box of miscellaneous objects on the counter behind him. “For our first trial, we’ll start with Rowan.”
“Hi!” another boy chirps, waving excitedly at the camera. Compared to some of the others, the blonde looks relatively normal, other than the bandages covering his chest. He begins to unravel the bandages, revealing large, rotting cavities in his chest filled with moss and mushrooms. Sitting right where his heart should be is a swirling crystal orb which he yanks out with a sharp tug. He holds it in his hand for a second, glancing nervously at Cody.
“You promise you’ll put it back, right?”
“I’ll try my best.”
“That's not very promising,” Rowan grumbled, but handed the orb nonetheless. As soon as it leaves his grasp, his body collapses to the floor, lifeless. Cody blinks owlishly, visibly stifling the urge to study him instead of the situation at hand.
Jack then drags in an infected with its chest already carved out. As Jack holds back the head of the subject, preventing it from tearing into Cody’s flesh, Cody crams the orb into the cavity. Roots sprout from the edges, latching onto the new vessel.
Cody turns to the camera, briefly explaining, “This orb is a fae artifact that provides immortality to the holder when placed where the heart should be, as long as the creature attached to it is fed on life force. According to records, it has worked on both magical and non magical beings, so we have high hopes for this one.”
“Cody.”
“We already talked about this, you have to keep meticulous records for future research-”
“No. Cody, the necrosis is reversing.”
The dark haired boy whips around, examining the specimen. Slowly but surely, the flesh was beginning to regenerate.
“Any improved cognitive function?”
“Nothing visibly, but intracranial pressure is slowly decreasing, so it’s not impossible-”
A growl erupts from across the room. A moss-furred creature the size of a dire wolf with rotting flesh stalks towards them. Its face is covered in an exoskeletal skull, with a jaw that cracked open ominously.
“I thought Rowan said he fed it beforehand…” Jack raises an eyebrow, the goo dripping from his eyes intensifying ever-so-slightly. He steps forward, blocking Cody from its view.
“Easy…” he whispers. Its hollow sockets gaze down at his own.
Then it pounces, tearing at him. Shouts and screams echo through the room as its tail knocks over the camera, crashing it into darkness. Muffled growls rumble through the audio for a bit, until eventually the camera is picked back up and placed in its proper position by an extremely disheveled and stained Cody.
In his hand is a dark, dripping orb. He pants heavily, adjusting his goggles using the reflection on the screen. 
The camera refocuses, revealing an equally rumpled Jack, covered in scratches and bruises. The creature is pinned beneath him, but the action has little meaning. Its body lies utterly limp, a result of the orb’s removal.
Still panting, Cody plops the orb into Rowan’s chest. It pulses in delight and the body begins to move again, as the creature rapidly rots away into nothing but dust. As he regains control over his body, Rowan leaps onto the rotting corpse of the infected, tearing into it.
“Rowan-” Cody backs up in a panic. The blonde looks up, blood dripping down his mouth. Recognition soon fills his gaze.
“Sorry, I- I haven’t felt that hungry in centuries,” he trembles, averting his gaze. “I’ll…I’ll clean this up.”
Jack pats the smaller man on the back and whispers something to him quietly. Cody blinks, then returns his focus to the camera. “Moving onto Test 31-”
The screen returns to static for a few seconds before a new image quickly fades into view. This time, Jack stands in the foreground, holding the sign, as Cody works quietly in the background, peering into his microscope.
“Magic has proved almost entirely ineffective thus far, but I have a working theory on why,” the eyeless doctor explains. “Whereas someone else decided just to give up.”
Cody puts his hands over his ears childishly, tuning out his partner.
Jack chuckles, his hand instinctively raising to hide his pointed smile. “Anyways, the majority of items and individuals that we have available are either demonic or fae in nature. Both of these species share a weakness to iron, a substance which can be either extremely conductive or entirely nullifying towards magic depending on the type of mana channeled.”
Cody leans in closer to his microscope, muttering to himself, but Jack remains unphased. “The diet of the infected, which primarily consists of raw, red meat, is extremely rich in iron. This excess iron build up is likely interfering with otherwise smooth proceedings. It may also account for some of the liver and pancreas failure we’ve seen in several subjects. Thus, if we restrict the iron in a subject’s diet over a period of time, returning to more anemic levels-”
Suddenly, Cody jumps up from his seat, his hands flapping excitedly. “JACK! JACK!”
The man sighs, pointed ears swiveling towards him. “What is it now?”
“I think I found a combination of antiviral antibodies and chemicals that kills the virus. It worked on all 3 of my samples!” The boy jumped up and down, eagerly showing off his petri dishes to his partner.
“I’m still blind,” Jack patiently reminds him, tapping his dark sockets. Even so, he is unable to hide the excitement creeping onto face. Cody blushes beneath his gas mask and mutters an apology.
“We should test it on a live subject as soon as possible,” the smaller boy grins.
“But Nina said that they’ve already cleared out most of the local packs.”
“Well, there’s one group we haven’t tried yet,” Cody whispers, running over to the camera and clicking it off.
The screen goes dark for a moment before flashing with color a final time.
Cody carefully preps a syringe in front of the camera, enthusiastically noting each step in his process. In the background, Jack and Rowan pin down a squirming infected. This one in a later stage of decay, his face torn and skin gray. Despite this, he remains strong, struggling against both Jack and Rowan as Nina cheers behind them. He growls and claws at them, bloodshot green eyes narrowed.
But Cody remains calm as he preps the syringe. He nods to Jack, who twists the infected’s arm, revealing a pulsing vein. As the others pin back his dangerous teeth, Cody presses in the syringe, injecting his latest creation. The subject pauses his struggle, falling limp into Jack’s arms.
The others hold their breath, but the infected continues to stare lifelessly.
‘I thought you said this would cure him,” Nina sniffles, tears beginning to creep down her face, leaving dark streaks from her mascara. 
“I said it would kill the virus,” Cody repeated, kneeling down and taking the subject’s face in his gloved hand. “I don’t know how reversible the other effects are.  With some intensive care, we might be able to restore cognitive function, or he might remain a vegetable.”
He releases his grip, sighing. “At least we’ll have a way to reverse early stage infections. I should also be able to easily adapt these results into a vaccine.”
Nina sobs harder, running in and hugging the infected tightly. “Doby…”
“Nina…?” a hoarse voice whispers. Dobby blinks slowly, the horrors of the lasat months slowly dawning on him. Tears flood down his face as he breaks down. The others pause, aghast.
 “OMG YOU’RE OKAY!” she wails into his shoulder.
“Hh…it all hurts…” he murmurs. 
Cody removes his goggles, taking a closer look at the scene playing out before him. “Incredible…”
Jack smiles, the goo from his sockets dripping down like tears. “Good job, partner.”
“One down, half the world’s population to go,” Cody replies, leaning towards the camera and clicking it off for a final time, plunging everything into darkness.
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world-of-horrors-au · 2 years
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Can I kiss Doby 👉👈 please
"Hmm." Doby puts a finger on his chin, thinking about it. "Can we? I dunno. Maybe I need to get permission, first..."
He snickers, grinning at you. "Aww, what they don't know won't hurt them! Pucker up, baby!"
His hand cups the back of your head as you kiss. The other rests on your back. He groans into your mouth. He tastes sweet, which is weird, and his skin is warm under your fingers. His tongue teases your lips and tongue, then he pulls away and kisses just below your chin, on the soft squishy flesh there. Now Doby pulls away and grins.
"Now what do you think about that? Am I good or what?" He winks at you, all cocky. "If you ever want another, you knooooow where to find me."
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frozensriracha · 3 years
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Doby: Being gay is not a choice.
Doby picking up Y/N bridal style: It’s a game, and i’m winning.
@krayolacolor more doby x male!reader for the soul
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neerasrealm · 3 years
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platonic trio (toby, doby, cody) x reader?
YES YES YES I LOVE WRITING THESE THREE <3 I had a blast writing this just. Warm fuzzy feelings with y'all's comfort characters. I got a little self indulgent with this towards the end bc I was a little sad while writing it jfhdhdhd I'm a sap, sue me.
Tagging @krayolacolor as always uvu
"C'mon! We're already late!" 
"Okay, okay! I'm sorry!" 
You roll your eyes as you're dragged by the wrist down the street by a boy with soft honey hair wearing a black and grey jacket. He drags you down a side street and lets go of you.
"I got em!" He calls to your two other friends. Two boys, both shorter than him. One of them has curly brown hair and is wearing a brown hoodie with striped sleeves along with ripped jeans. A bandana hangs around his neck and he has a bandaid on his cheek. He swings some orange goggles around his fingers as he looks up at you. The other boy has soft, chestnut hair and is wearing an old school uniform, short shorts and mismatched knee-socks. He also has a purple hoodie tied around his waist, and is wearing purple goggles over his eyes. He leans up off the wall and grins. 
"Bout time!" The boy, Doby, chirps. "What took you so long?! You know Toby can't-’’ he stops to click his tongue three times. ‘’-stay in one place for too long!" He gestures to the other boy, who just waves a bit in greeting and smiles.
"Hi y/n." 
‘’Hey Toby.’’ 
‘’Why’re you guys late?’’ Doby snaps, looking at the third boy, Cody, with a pout. He shrugs and scratches his face absentmindedly. 
‘’I don’t know-’’
‘’Third base!’’
‘’-Ask y/n. They’re the one that got the wrong bus. I was just waiting at the stop for em.’’ he turns and looks at you. You smile sheepishly.
‘’Sorry guys…’’ you shrug. Doby huffs and puts his hands on his hips. You know he isn’t really mad, it’s just him playing around. 
‘’It’s okay,’’ Toby pipes up. ‘’We were late too. Doby- bro!- was taking forever to do his makeup anyway.’’
‘’It’s called taking your time?’’ Doby rolls his eyes at his friend. His arm abruptly pulls back, his hand hitting his shoulder, before he points at his sparkly purple eyeshadow. ‘’Ya gotta look good, babes!’’
‘’We’re...literally just getting boba.’’ Cody murmurs. 
‘’Yeah and I wanna impress the cute baristas!’’ Doby replies, tapping his wrists together a few times. Toby nods. You glance over at him and arch a brow.
‘’Are there any cute girls that work at the boba place?’’ you ask with a smirk. Toby blushes hard and glances away. He clicks his tongue a few times and claps his hands together in an eight-beat rhythm. 
‘’...maybe…’’
Cody grins and wanders over to Toby, clamping a hand down on his shoulder, making the skinnier boy jump. ‘’Oooh, is my little man gonna ask a girl on a date?’’ he asks teasingly.
‘’Get- fucker- off!’’ Toby whines and swats at him. The three of you laugh at the poor red-faced boy and he shoves his hands in his pockets, muttering under his breath. Cody chuckles and walks past the other two. 
‘’Well, c’mon you two. Can’t keep the baristas waiting!’’ he calls as he strolls down the street. Doby grins and follows after him. You fall behind them, walking beside Toby. 
‘’So how’s life?’’ you ask, just to start conversation. He looks up in surprise, then smiles. 
‘’Oh! It’s good!’’ he chirps. His shoulder jerks suddenly, but he ignores it. ‘’Me and Doby- bro!- went to see a movie last night.’’ he grins as he speaks. ‘’This really cool found footage movie? It was about a-’’ he stops to click his tongue a few times. ‘’First responder cop and it was all from their body cam! It was- woo!- so cool.’’ he grins wide. 
‘’Sounds cool.’’ you reply with a smile. 
‘’Yeah...Doby- bro!- didn’t like it much though. He said it was cheesy.’’
‘’It was!’’ Doby calls from in front of you. ‘’I don’t wanna watch something from a cop’s- runrunrun!- perspective!’’
Cody shrugs. ‘’Horror movies are kinda boring when you’re a murderer.’’ he muses. ‘’I’m more a sci-fi kinda guy.’’
‘’That surprises exactly no one.’’ you murmur. The other two boys laugh and Cody rolls his eyes.
‘’Alright then, what kinda movies do you like, huh?’’
You look at him for a long, long moment, then give him a smug grin. ‘’Good ones.’’ you reply. Doby laughs loudly in amusement. 
‘’Can’t argue with that, huh?’’ he says with a grin. Cody shakes his head disapprovingly. 
‘’So what about you? What’ve you been up to?’’ Toby asks, his neck twitching to the side. 
You shrug. ‘’Ehh...nothing much. You guys are kinda the highlight of my week.’’
‘’Heck yeah I am!’’ Doby chirps. He flips his hair and grins at you. You laugh a bit at the boy’s overabundance of confidence. Doby has always been cocky- it’s just how he is, and you appreciate him for it. 
"That's...a little sad." Cody murmurs. "The highlight of your week is hanging out with killers with a boba addiction?"
"I mean…" you shrug. "Could be worse I guess." Cody looks at you for a long moment, then smirks before breaking out into laughter. You grin. In all honesty...these three are your closest friends, and you kind of feel like...an outcast, with them. They've all been through a lot in life and they seem to get each other so well, so why they let you hang out with them and treat you like you're one of them is a mystery to you. 
"Hey, y/n! Keep up!" You're pulled from your thoughts by Toby calling you. You somehow fell behind the group while thinking. They're all looking at you, waiting for you with friendly smiles. Toby runs up to you and takes your hand. His big green eyes meet yours and he smiles up at you. "C'mon bud. We’re waiting on you.’’ he says as he tugs your arm.
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frozensriracha · 3 years
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Doby: Hey, if I asked you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?
Jay: I promise.
Doby: There's this guy, Y/N-
Jay: You can do better.
@krayolacolor it’s ya boi
(gonna tag @neerasrealm, @thirdbasedumpsterfire and @glitching-creeps too bc i can)
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neerasrealm · 3 years
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d-doby x male reader? 👉👈
ANOTHER DOBY REQUEST I AM LIVING. Just wish this story was better. I liked the idea at first but then it went downhill and uhh yeah no not a fan of the direction but hey the ending is pretty lighthearted and cute. Thanks for the request anon!
The night is cold, and a harsh breeze whips against you, blowing your scarf as you quickly walk down the street. Despite how cold it is, excitement tingles in your fingertips like the heat of a fire, and it makes you smile a little bit as you snuggle your face into your scarf and tug down your beanie. Now normally you don’t go out so late. You’d much rather be in your room, playing videogames or something along those lines but...in the past months you’ve- well- met somebody! Someone who likes hanging around the streets at night and just having fun. He’s so...free-spirited. So fun to be around- you can’t help but grin just thinking about him.
You’ve brought him something this time too! He didn’t really- ask for it but...well, last time you guys spoke he mentioned that he hadn’t had any good coffee cake in forever, and well- you just so happen to know a really nice bakery not too far from your house! You really, really hope he likes it...you like him a lot. It might be bordering on a crush- you’re not sure really…
You look up, shifting the brown paper bag of cake in your hand. You break into a grin. He’s not too far from you, sitting on the steps of the library where you first met him, holding a coffee from the starbucks across the street in his hands. He’s wearing an oversized pink and purple jacket, along with black shorts and mismatched knee-socks. God- he must be freezing! You walk quicker and stop by him.
‘’Who’s the idiot sitting alone in the cold?’’ you ask as you stop by him. His head of soft honey-coloured hair parks up and looks at you through pink goggles. He smiles as he spots you.
‘’The coolest guy you’ll ever meet.’’ he replies. You smirk, then break into a grin. You laugh and ruffle your free hand through his hair. He swats at you and laughs. "Hey, hey! Don't touch- balk- the hair!" He shakes his head until his hair has fallen back into place over his eye. 
"Alright alright, sorry Third Base." You smirk at him. He grins at the nickname and stands up. "But seriously though, aren't you cold?"
Doby falters. "...maybe a little." He admits as he stands up. He taps his wrists together and grabs his trusty baseball bat from where it was laying on the ground. He looks at you. "C'mon, let's get inside." He turns and quickly bounds up the step. You follow after him just as fast. 
The library is much warmer, and smells strongly of- well- books. It's a pleasant smell. Doby rubs his hands together and mutters something about the cold. You reach over and, a little boldly, take his hand in yours. He looks up in surprise as you tug him over towards your usual seat. A small, circular table over in a corner by the back of the library. It's just by the full-length windows that let you see the parking lot outside, as well as the radiators. Doby will be nice and warm back there, you're sure. 
The two of you take a seat and Doby pulls off his goggles. He grins at you. He has a gap tooth, you've noticed, and it's absolutely adorable to you. You put your bag on the table and smile at him. "You hungry?"
"You brought food?" Doby's voice drops and he stares at you with wide, serious eyes. You grin and nod. 
"Coffee cake."
"Coffee- third base!- cake?!" 
You laugh. "Shhh! You'll get us kicked out!"
Doby taps his fingers excitedly against the table. "If they try it I can say they're being ableist."
"Doby!"
"Or homophobic!" 
You giggle and shake your head disapprovingly. "You're terrible." You mutter. You reach into the bag and pull out the two small white boxes you'd been given. You slide one over to Doby, then hand him a napkin and a plastic fork. He doesn't immediately grab the fork- he's busy flapping his hands and taking his jacket off to avoid staining it. 
You open your box and the scent of coffee hits you. You pick up your fork and cut into the cake. It's soft, and the icing is rich and flavorful. You hear Doby across the table from you let out a loud hum as he tastes his own slice.
"Oh it's just as good as I remember it…"
"Geez, you're acting like it's been years since you had cake." You laugh. Doby chuckles. 
"Well- I just don't get to eat good food very often...most of it's junk." He murmurs. You give him a nod and continue eating. Technically you're not allowed to do that in the library, but- c'mon, who's gonna kick two teenage boys out into the cold just for eating cake? 
As you eat your eyes stay on Doby, taking in his features as he happily rambles about whatever comes to mind. The way his freckles pepper his face, the way he keeps his smile constantly, even when he accidentally blurts out some random baseball term, the way he toys with the ends of his gloves- every tic, habit and feature of his has you absolutely mesmerized. 
"Y'know," you finally say. Doby looks up at you while licking stray icing off his finger. "You like- never wear a different outfit. Knee socks and shorts suit you don't get me wrong but- aren't you gonna get cold?" Doby sits back and shrugs, suddenly quiet. You frown. "Doby?"
"I-" he fiddles with his hands. "I'll start wearing different- third base- stuff don't worry."
"Doby- is- is something wrong…?" You tilt your head at him. "Don't tell me you don't have other clothes man." You say jokingly. But Doby doesn't answer. "...you...actually don't...?" He shakes his head. You frown. "Do you-" you really don't wanna ask but… "Do you have a home…?"
"Nah." He says gently. "I get by with stealing but- clothes are harder to snatch, y'know?" 
"What about at night?"
He taps his fingers against the table and looks away. "I sleep in alleyways, under bridges- stuff like- batter up- that...it's not too bad but- it's starting to get cold…"
You stare at him for a second, then abruptly stand up. He stares at you in surprise. "You. Me. Thrift store. Now."
Around an hour later you're sat in the changing rooms of your nearest thrift store, waiting for Doby to finish trying on another outfit. You insisted on him getting a few different ones. Your mind is still reeling at the fact that Doby never told you he didn't have a home. You haven't asked yet but- you can't help but wonder how he got stuck on the streets. Did he run away? Was he kicked out? Did something happen to his mom or dad? 
"Hey y/n," you're pulled from your thoughts by Doby calling you. You glance up and look at him. He's wearing a purple jacket with a fluffy white collar, along with white jeans and brown boots. He smiles a bit. "It's not the best outfit but…" he toys with the sleeve of the jacket, rolling it up so it fits him better. "I kinda like it."
You soften, looking at him. "You look good!" You say as you stand up. He does look good- Doby is pretty fashionable. You stop in front of him and he puts his hands in his pockets.
"...thanks dude. I really appreciate this, y'know." He mumbles, looking down. "I- didn't think- aboard- anyone would really help me…" 
"Doby," you put a hand on his shoulder and smile at him. "I care about you. A lot. And I'm not letting you get hypothermia."
Doby laughs a bit and looks down, almost shyly. "Yeah, okay." He smiles. Are his cheeks red? Or are you imagining that? He looks up at you again. It's quiet for a long moment, just the two of you staring at each other. Panic overtakes you. He's staring right at you. Your hand is still on his shoulder. 
"Do something!" Your brain screams. So you do the first thing that comes to mind. You lean quickly down and press your lips against his forehead before pulling away. Your face quickly starts heating up as Doby stares at you in shock.
"Did you just...kiss me…?" He's definitely blushing now, and he looks confused and taken aback. 
"UH- NO???"
"...I think- batter up- you did-" a grin curls up his face. He points at you. "You kissed me!"
"I did not!" You snap back. Doby wheezes.
"You did dude!"
"It was platonic! Heat of the moment!" You screech. Doby doubles over laughing. 
"You're fucking gaaaay." He wheezes. You glare at him.
"Shut up! Go put your regular clothes on or I'll- I-I'll-" you panic for a moment, not sure what threat to use. "I'll never buy you coffee cake ever again!" You finally yelp. Doby laughs even louder and stands up, wiping at his eyes. 
"Fine, fine," he stumbles over to the changing room, still giggling. He pauses for a second and looks at you. "...gay."
"SHUT UP-!'’
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ahem, i present to you
✨creepypasta incorrect quotes✨ part 16 ft. y/n
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toby: i promised y/n that i wouldn’t do anything stupid
jeff: why would you lie to y/n?
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y/n to hoodie : life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe.
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clockwork: so I'm bi-
camelia: *looks over hopefully*
clockwork: -lingual, I can speak two languages fluently.
camelia: *disappointedly takes a sip of water*
clockwork: and I'm also really into girls.
camelia: *chokes*
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jeff: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
y/n: If i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents
jeff: If i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
ben: actually I did the math, y/n would have $225, not $0.15.
y/n: fam I’m right here....
toby: If i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
jeff: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
toby: sorry i only have a dollar
jeff: :(
ben: Hey I just realized cody is right, y/n would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
toby: If i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice for jeff
hoodie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
jeff: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice for me
rowan: apply juice to what
y/n: directly to the forehead
masky: great chat everyone
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y/n: tim, have i told you lately how much i love you?
masky: we’re not going to mcdonalds.
y/n: that's some bullshit.
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liu: get up, jeff. the sun’s been up for hours.
jeff: what do you want me to do? photosynthesise?
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camelia: i’m really bad when it comes to noticing if people like me. someone could smack the back of my head and i still wouldn't notice that they were into me.
clockwork: *smacks the back of her head*
camelia: ow! what the hell was that for?
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doby, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?
slenderman: I never even asked a question.
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ben: banned from club penguin again
masky: what did you do this time
ben: called someone's puffle a fat fuck
y/n: love that for you
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computer: enter a new password
y/n: ben
computer: the password is too short
y/n, crying softly: i know
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✨Yes I Somehow Do Have More Creepypasta ft Y/N Quotes✨
Jeff: People always said ‘you have to pick your battles’. Well, guess what, I’m full of rage and I’m picking them all.
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Toby: And once again, the three of us save the day.
Hoodie: You didn't do anything. It was Masky and me.
Toby: We're a package deal, everyone knows that.
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*Y/N and Toby doing something stupid*
Slenderman: Part of me wants to ask, and the other part says knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine.
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Jeff: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER!
Ej: I'm not?
Jeff: STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM!
Ej: I'm not!
Jeff: I MEAN IT.
Ej: Jeff, I promise you that I'm not.
Jeff, relaxing: ...okay.
Ej: If anything, Liu’a the one flirting with me.
Jeff: EJ.
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Toby: Doby I'm leaving you in charge of taking care of my pet raccoon. Do you remember the rules of doing so?
Doby: Don't let Masky know, don't let him see it, and don't leave him in the same room with it for more than one minute!
Toby: (patting Doby’s shoulder) you’re a good friend.
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Kate: You're so annoying.
Y/N: Then stop holding my hand.
Kate: ...
Kate: No.
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Jeff : I have no fears.
Y/N : What if one day you woke up and Ben was taller than you?
Jeff : ...
Jeff : I have one fear
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Nina: do you like my outfit?
Y/N: not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Nina, blushing: Y/N—
Y/N: I need your chair. Get up.
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Rowan, to Camelia and Toby: I'm not going to stand by and watch you two kill each other !
Toby: Oh, okay….you can sit if you want!
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Alan: Excuse me, who is in charge here?
Skully: Usually? It's whoever yells the loudest.
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✨i finally return from the void with more creepypasta incorrect quotes !!✨
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Jeff: stop cowering and fight me like a man!
Jane: *coughs loudly*
Jeff: slash woman!
Rowan: *coughs loudly*
Jeff: slash non-binary!
Smile dog: *barks*
Jeff: just come out and fight me!
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Toby: hee hee
Masky:
Rowan:
Hoodie:
Toby: ahem
Doby: hoo!
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Zalgo: oops, looks like I’ve “spilled the tea”, as you kids say
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News Reporter, talking about Jeff: this just in, little boy hospitalized for severe 3rd degree burns wakes up from 3 day coma
Reporter: the boy says, quote, “I am not fireproof”
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Y/N: what should I get [literally any pasta] for their birthday?
Ben: therapy
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Random person: do you like tall guys or short guys?
Camelia: Women.
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Sully: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Jeff: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.
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Y/N: Damn, Slendy, are you secretly cool?
Slenderman: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Jeff: I don’t.
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Masky: I know that my judgements clouded because I like Y/N a little bit…
Hoodie:
Hoodie: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Masky: That’s our joined tombstone
Hoodie: ...my mistake.
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Masky: Excuse you, I am an easy-going person.
Toby: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Masky: It was off by half a centimeter, it should never have been in circulation!
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oh hey look over there! it’s
✨creepypasta incorrect quotes✨ ft. y/n part 15
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jane: jeff! i know all about your diabolical plan!
jeff: what diabolical plan?
jane: *holds up a document that says “My Diabolical Plan by Jeff”*
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y/n: Pick a card, any card.
toby: *reaches into their pocket*
y/n: That’s my credit card!
toby, running away: abracadabra!!
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liu: i am a rubber chicken and god is a 19-year-old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers.
ej:
ej: what does this MEAN-
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hoodie: hey, what are you guys watching?
rowan: sally is making us watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.
toby: We're watching Home Alone.
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y/n: i know how to find out what's going on with jeff.
ben: hidden cameras. i’m right there with you, buddy.
y/n:... or we could go and ask him.
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sally: I made this friendship bracelet for you!!
jeff: you know i’m not a jewelry person
sally: oh…you don’t have to wear it-
jeff: NO i’m going to wear it forever- back off!
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doby: i’m scared of bees
x virus: eventually every letter of the alphabet will terrify you
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ben: OH GOSH HE'S LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD-
rowan: QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
jeff, looking at y/n: uhhhh [h/c] hair, [e/c] eyes, fun to be around-
masky: YOUR BLOODTYPE, STUPID!
jeff: oh. *looks down at wound* red
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jane: there are people out there who still think I am a heterosexual. like, come on….me….. straight. can you even imagine???? no.
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kate: [rolls over in bed and knees y/n in the ribs]
y/n: ow! you kneed me.
kate: [sleepily] yeah, i do need you
y/n: [voice cracking] ok
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hey there it’s creepypasta incorrect quotes part 9 o’clock
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masky: where are you going?
jeff: hell.
masky: no like right now
jeff: oh. mcdonald’s.
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toby: you know what I’ve realized?
y/n: some thoughts are better left unsaid?
toby: nice try, anyways-
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y/n: if you got arrested what would be the charges?
rowan: theft.
ben : disturbing the peace.
clockwork : aggravated assault.
toby: arson.
jeff : all of the above, in that order
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jeff: from now on we will be using code names.
jeff: you can address me as “eagle one”.
jeff: nina is “been there done that”.
jeff: y/n is “currently doing that”.
jeff: ben is “it happened once in a dream”.
jeff: toby is “if I had to pick a proxy”.
jeff: And hoodie is..
jeff: “eagle two“
hoodie: oh thank god.
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kate: they look like a real handful. how do you deal with them?
masky, watching nina screaming, jane trying to set a sleeping jeff on fire, and doby choking on air: I don't know either.
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rowan: i don’t get what the big deal is about eating meat, plants have emotions and personalities too but you all eat them just fine.
nina: plants have feelings too?! what is this? now I can't have food!
toby: you can eat a rock.
y/n: air.
x virus: the fabric of time and space.
ben: chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
nina: You guys are not helpful.
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masky: we might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
slenderman: well, that was entirely predictable.
hoodie: one of them punched a gang member.
slenderman: jeff?
masky: y/n, actually.
slenderman: oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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toby: we have a problem.
masky: let me guess, you caused it?
kagekao: gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
ej: And it's another tuesday, your point?
hoodie: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
liu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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doby: what did you guys get in your yearbook?
jeff: 'prettiest smile'
y/n: 'nicest personality'
nina: 'most likely to start a bar fight'
hoodie: 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
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masky: you're a lying piece of shit!
toby: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
kate: I'm leaving and I'm taking y/n with me!
hoodie, gathering cards: aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today.
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Last incorrect quotes dump for today :)
(most of these are honestly Jeff x reader because that’s my brain rot right now and I might make a full fanfiction later)
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Jeff: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Y/N: Jeff, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
- Jeff: *sighs loudly*
Ben: Are you bored?
Jeff: Yes.
Ben: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Jeff: I thought you'd never ask.
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Masky: Any questions?
Doby: I have a question.
Masky, sighing: Go on.
Doby: In the word scent is it the s or the c that’s silent?
Hoodie: Damn you. I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Kate: Okay, well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the s.
Toby: But sent is also pronounced the same way.
Cody: Okay, google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.
Y/N: Plot twist. Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.
Masky: Y/N isn’t allowed to talk anymore.
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Y/N: [chilling in Jeff’s shirt]
Jeff: Stealing from me again?
Y/N: What?
Jeff: First my heart, now my clothes.
Y/N:
Jeff: What's next? My last name?
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Jeff: You're so annoying.
Y/N: Then stop holding my hand.
Jeff: ...
Jeff: No.
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Jeff : *kisses Y/N’s forehead*
Ben : Why do you never kiss my forehead?
Jeff : Because I don't fucking like you.
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Nina: if your zodiac sign is asparagus don't even think about talking to me, because i'm a capri sun and we are just not compatible
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Masky: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Toby: Even better!
Masky: ... what did you -
Toby, holding up a chicken: Her name is Predator!
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EJ: Is that your hand on my ass?
Liu: It was an accident
EJ: It's still on my ass...
Liu: It's still an accident
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Masky: Why are you stuffing garlic into your pants?
Toby: so dracula won't try to eat my ass
Rowan: Why would Dracula try to eat your ass?
Toby: he wont
Rowan: But-
Toby: that's the whole point of the garlic- do you even listen to me?
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*casually slides into your dashboard* hey there want some
✨creepypasta incorrect quotes ✨ft. y/n part 13?
no? oh well here’s some anyways
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Masky: I’m 70% murder, 80% skills, and 50% gay.
Hoodie: That’s 200%.
Masky: That’s right. I’m twice the person you’ll ever be.
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Slenderman: Here’s a list of words that I have banned
Slenderman: Yeet, Yo holla-
Doby: That’s two words
Slenderman: Fleek, Shook, shooketh, or any other variation of the word, Dank, Problematic- Y/N, please stop calling Jeff problematic
Y/N: But Slendy have you seen him?
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Kate *opening door*: And here is our wonderful English class.
Y/N:
Masky *slamming his ruler repeatedly into the blackboard at Toby*: TWILIGHT. ISN'T. LITERATURE.
Y/N:
Y/N: Nice
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Kate: anyone know any good books that make you cry?
Hoodie: my diary
Y/N: she said good books.
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Ben: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Rowan: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Jeff: Something illegal.
Toby: Accept my fate.
Y/N: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Ben: What?
Jeff: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?
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Nina: So what makes you happy?
Ben pulling out a album of pictures of Y/N: You know I'm glad you asked.
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Toby: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Masky: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life.
Nina: Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!
Masky: Thanks! Even worse!
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Nina: Do you mind if I take the skin off of this furby?
Nina: I want to make him a deity.
Nina: Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he will begin his path towards enlightenment
Jane: I literally could not care less, but please don’t say anything like that again
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Clockwork: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.
Toby: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.
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EJ: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
X Virus: I would say infinitesimally.
Liu: Yes, and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words.
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guess what? it’s dink again with those creepypasta incorrect quotes part 8 you ordered? …you didn’t order them? oh.
well here they are anyways
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Nurse Ann, to Cody and Doby: Are you boys 18? Doby: Uh, does it count if I've been both 8 and 10? Nurse Ann: I suppose so.
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Rowan: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet on this one.
Toby, already digging a hole: Okay but that’s a waste of a perfectly good hatchet
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Clockwork: you know that voice in your head that tells you you’re doing something kinda wrong?
Toby: you mean the one that sounds like Masky?
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Jeff: I admit that some mistakes were made...
Liu: Murders.
Jeff: Okay, some murders were made.
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Y/N: I'm tired. I couldn't sleep last night.
Doby: They say if you can't sleep it's a sign someone is thinking about you!
Y/N: What idiot would think about me at 3 AM?
Jeff: [avoids eye contact]
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Clockwork: do you like my outfit?
Toby: not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Clockwork, blushing: Tobes—
Toby: I need your chair. Get up.
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Jeff: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Smile will and will not eat. Toby: Grass? Yes! Doby: Moss? Yes!! Ben: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Cody: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Skully: Worms? Sometimes! Rowan: Rocks? Usually nah. Clockwork: Twigs? Usually! Y/N: EJ’s cooking? Inconclusive! Hoodie: How did you… test this? Jeff: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Liu: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Masky: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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[Doby was added to the Proxy Gang Gang GC]
Doby: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Cody: >:O language Toby: Yeah watch your fucking language Kate: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DOBY THE FUCK WORD? Hoodie: 'The fuck word'. Masky: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Doby: Oh my god he censored it Skully: Say fuck, Tim. Toby: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.
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Nina: I actually have a black belt.
Liu: In what, karate?
Nina: No, from Gucci.
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Masky: We're going out in public, I expect you to be on your best behaviour.
Toby: *to Cody and Doby* Yeah, kids. Listen to Tim.
Masky: Toby, I was talking to you
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Creepypasta Halloween Headcanons!!!
(featuring y/n as a s/o)
(I’m not a day late, I’m a year early)
(characters under the cut: Jeff, Ben, Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Rowan, EJ, Liu, Jane, Clockwork, Nina, Doby, Cody)
(s/o for Jane is implied to be f/nb. s/o for Doby is implied to me m/nb. otherwise written to be gender neutral)
Jeff:
- dresses up the masked killer from whatever the latest thriller/slasher fic is
- prefers to spend the night larping as said serial killer and actually killing people, but things are different if he has a s/o
- if you’re also a feral rat bastard, he’ll invite you along, but otherwise he’ll just watch horror movies with you until you sleep and then he’ll go off and do his thing
Ben:
- it’s the one day a year he can go out in public and not be mistaken for a cosplayer!!
- so you bet your ass he’s trick or treating
- in my headcanons i don’t really see ben getting with anyone romantically, especially since he‘s usually trapped in the form of a preteen and/or inside electronics in my universe and that would be yucky
- but i do see him maybe getting a qpp or just a really close friend who he calls his partner
- if he did have one, they’d take him trick or treating and have a fun time. definitely a trip to see Ben actually acting unabashedly immaturely
Toby
- also a trick or treater
- yes he’s an adult. no he does not care. hand over those free chocolate goodies or else
- probably kills people who hand out raisins tbh
- definitely drags his significant other(s) (i headcanon him as openly polyam and i’ll die on that hill) along with him.
- also matching couple costumes!! yes good!!
- and when the day is done, it’s time to watch stupidly bad Halloween movies. Spookley the Square Pumpkin and the David S Pumpkins Animated Special are his favorites.
Masky:
- does not give two shits about Halloween, but does care about you and your opinion
- if you really like Halloween, he’ll put on a half-baked costume and pretend to tolerate the monster mash
- if you don’t really care about Halloween (you monster), he will put in negative effort into celebrating.
Hoodie:
- doesn’t really care much either way about Halloween, but loves the fall aesthetic of it~
- So he’ll do fun activities like pumpkin carving and walking/driving around looking at the decorations, but he won’t dress up or buy candy
- if you dress up though, he’ll be sure to take a ton of pictures of you
Rowan:
- decorations, decorations, decorations!
- the mansion is always kind of spooky, but every year he takes the initiative to make it spookier
- he’ll definitely drag you along with him as he buys a bunch of skeleton animals and scatters them across the front porch
- every year it becomes a competition between him and masky, with masky constantly taking down the “obnoxious” decorations and rowan splattering even more across the house
- on the actual day of Halloween, he’ll probably ask you to snuggle in bed and watch scary movies with him
EJ
- tends not to like Halloween, because it usually lines up on/near the full moon, when he has a harder time controlling himself
- usually during such times he likes to hide away where the chaos of Halloween won’t overwhelm him
- honestly the most wholesome thing his s/o could do would be to celebrate Halloween with him at a time a bit earlier or bit later so that the moon wouldn’t bother his fun
Liu (/Sully)
- adores Halloween!
- 100% makes you wear a matching couples costume, but usually it’s such an obscure reference that no one can figure out your costumes
- he’s also totally a scaredy-cat though and gets frightened by the most fake-looking plastic spiders
- if he gets too overwhelmed, Sully may front.
- Unlike Liu, Sully adores things like haunted houses and scary movies and would love to do them with you!
Jane
- she never dresses up but people always seem to think she does because of her gothic attire
- doesn’t really care about Halloween, but, like Hoodie, she does enjoy the aesthetic of it
- black cats and spooky potion??? yes good
- i headcanon that she practices witchcraft and would totally be down to try some rituals on Halloween night with you <3
Clockwork
- does not enjoy Halloween at all. she has some bad memories of it and just doesn’t like the idea of being able to hide behinds masks and do whatever you want without consequence.
- so she’ll purposely celebrate some other holiday on Halloween
- you’ll walk in on her on All Hallow’s Eve and then be bombarded with Christmas music or Valentine’s Day’s decorations (or both at once)
-I recommend just going along with it honestly
Nina
- YEA HALLOWEEN YES YES YES
- all out cosplay! she spends a good month or two in advance hand making her unique costume. if you help her out when she’s sewing she’ll even offer to make you one too!
- every halloween she’ll try to scare the other creeps (usually unsuccessfully)
- she’s also usually the one who takes the child creeps out trick or treating! she’s surprisingly good with kids, believe it or not.
Doby
- like Nina, he loves custom costumes, but he rarely has the time to make one
- more importantly though, he’s interested in the Halloween events offered throughout the month
- Knotts Scary Farm, trunk or treats, haunted houses, hay bale rides, you get the gist
- he definitely would be too embarrassed to drag you along, but if you showed any interest he’d get super excited and gladly offer to buy you as many tickets as you needed
- plus getting to hold your hand if you scared would be pretty nice…
Cody
- Halloween is very loud and he is not a huge fan
- he adores the history of many elements of Halloween and horror though and would love to discuss them with you
- would probably dress up in some (very bad) pun-related costume, but wouldn’t go anywhere on Halloween night
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me: alright since you already told everyone you won’t be posting stuff, you gotta finish this lesson plan for work, then finish my bio packet, then my ee-
my goblin brain: YOU SHOULD UPDATE YOUR SHIPS LIST SINCE ITS CHANGED LIKE 7 TIMES
me:
me: yeah okay
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clockwork x camelia(@theweepingdemons)
- both extremely protective over eachother
- clockwork tends to be very >:/ around people but around camelia she gets super duper flustered all the time
- camelia is super oblivious. like…
- clockwork: gay noises. camelia: aha gals being pals
- as soon as clockwork confesses it’s another story. camelia becomes an absolute simp, at least to her standards
- it’s the pinnacle of
- camelia: i hate everyone
- clockwork: *exists* - camelia: i hate ALMOST everyone
ej x liu
- ej is very methodical and scientific whereas liu is extremely emotional
- the two just counteract eachother very well. liu is teaching ej how to better express his feelings and ej is teaching liu how to destress
- ej is also extremely protective of liu, so he gets along well with sully
doby x x virus
- this is probably my OTP out of all pasta ships even though it’s probably only me who ships it
- the two of them joined at the same time and were constantly partnered together
- friends to lovers 💕
- a typical interaction begins with a dumb idea of doby’s
- then cody is like yeah that’s possible, let’s do it
- hence a running total of 7 ruined microwaves between the two of them
kagekao x nathan
- kagekao is extremely flirtatious and nathan easily flustered (poor guy has self esteem lower than mine)
- also very PDA heavy
- kagekao definitely whispers random things in japanese just to fluster nathan because his mind will jump to the worst
jason x candypop
- both extremely chaotic high energy
- jason probably thinks he’s too good for romance but then candypop shows up and everything goes to djjeidjsjdkd
- probably get third wheeled by lj a lot (man still hasn’t realized the two are dating)
jane x nina
- they first bonded over their shared hatred of the feral rat bastard that is jeff✨✨
- jane is elegance and poise while nina is a feral scene kid
- ✨but they’re just so cute together✨
- that one extremely lovey dovey couple with constant PDA
- they wear matching halloween costumes
hoodie x masky
- the homophobic gays TM
- both extremely attracted to eachother but grew up in a very conservative area
- everyone in a 10 mile radius is just begging for them to just date already and get it over with
- the other proxies have definitely set them up on dates to no avail
toby x masky
- entirely one sided simping on toby’s end
- tim does not know nor care
- toby unironically calls him a dilf
- they are really close though, even if they’re not dating (yet)
toby x rowan
- street smart x book smart
- rowan is generally pretty calm albeit awkward whereas toby is this giant bundle of energy
-…also he is very small and toby is a tall buff boy
- “this is my emotional support boyfriend” *holds up tiny bundle of fae awkwardness*
- also funny because toby is a master of pop culture references and rowan has basically been in a coma state for over a century and knows nothing about modern pop culture
lawrencij (@crebby)x adam (@sanityisforlosers)
- they’re bastards and i love them
- probably play couples tennis against camelia and clockwork (and lose and subsequently rage quit)
- is it hate?? love??? idk i don’t really feel romantic attraction so i can’t say /shrug
- angry gremlin energy. i will not elaborate further
y/n x anyone
- in my au, y/n is a mostly normal human except they were born with a ridiculously high amount of mana (magical energy)
- this means all supernatural creatures are naturally drawn to them
- their mana levels are so high that just being near them turns supernatural beings’ powers and emotions up to an 11
- so basically literally every one is attracted to poor y/n, whether romantically or platonically
- I mostly write for y/n x any character not in one of these ships, but I’m down to write polyam relationships with any of these ships too (I’m already planning a y/n x ej x liu)
- I think y/n x jeff and y/n x kate are some of my favorites to write though
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