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lalalaugenbrot · 3 months
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germany's newly found hobby apparently: making anti-nazi protests so big they have to be shut down early for security reasons
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siriwesen · 4 months
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Happy "Die Geschäfte sind geschlossen drei Tage lang" to All my fellow Germans.
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profoundace · 2 months
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stellenangebot: lassen sie das auto zuhause wir sind super mit dem öpnv zu erreichen :)
der öpnv:
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teamspaten · 3 months
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Ich kann aber besser schlafen, wenn ich weiß, dass dir nichts passiert.
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Wenn irgendeiner auch nur laut hustet, komm ich da rein, verstanden?
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couriersgecko · 3 months
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ansonsten würde ich gerne noch die frage von meiner mutter nach etwa der hälfte von leos undercover abenteuer in den raum werfen: haben die keinen chef?
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corainne · 9 days
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Deutschland: drillt Kinder von klein auf das sie unbedingt studieren müssen um etwas Wert zu sein
Auch Deutschland: Wo kommt denn jetzt der Fachkräftemangel her?
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thisfeebleheart · 2 months
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Gestern warst du noch Mr. Perfect und heute brauchst du 100 Riesen. Okay, gibst du's mir jetzt oder nicht?
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beardedhandstoadshark · 4 months
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Hey. Fun fact.
Germany is replaying the beginning of the Third Reich now.
The Too-German-Didn’t-Read is that main guys of the right-extremist party that is currently on a major rise, AfD, met with actual neo-nazis discussing plans to deport millions of people, those being anyone whose families came here after WW2 + anyone helping immigrants and refugees, to a fucking "Model State in North Africa“ specifically conscripted for the sole purpose of keeping them there.
And a good chunk of the other politicians plus the main law council itself that could do anything against it is saying it can’t ban them because the AfD isn’t proven to be acting in incitement enough.
Fun.
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berg-gry · 1 year
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Diversity win! Der Nachfolger von Herr Paschulke in Löwenzahn ist gay!
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Die Darsteller [Daniel] Zillmann und [Knut] Berger haben beide bei der ActOut-Kampagne mitgewirkt, bei der sich vor rund zwei Jahren 185 queere Schauspieler*innen geoutet hatten. (x)
Hier gibt's die Folge :)
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lalalaugenbrot · 8 months
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german-enthusiast · 11 months
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Doch - one of the best German words
"Ich habe deine Mutter nicht getötet" - Doch!
"Ich habe nicht gelogen" - Doch!
"Du wolltest doch nicht mitkommen" - Doch!
Doch has many meanings, among the best is used above. Duden calls this usage:
"als gegensätzliche Antwort auf eine negativ formulierte Aussage oder Frage in Konkurrenz zu „ja“ bei einer positiv formulierten Frage und in Opposition zu „nein“"
(as contrary answer to a negative statement or question..."
So what does "Doch" mean here?
You say doch when someone makes a negated claim (I didn't kill your mother; i didn't lie; you didn't want to come with) and you want to say that in fact they DID/you DID
-> it's negating a negated statement/question
Doch can also be used in different ways (though not as fun):
"Es wird doch nichts passiert sein?" -> strengthens the question, similar to "surely...?"
"Das ist doch nur dumm!" -> fortifies unhappiness or frustration in a Statement/question, similar to "straight up, simply..."
"Ihr kommt doch heute Abend?" -> fortifies hope in a statement/question, like "you ARE coming, RIGHT?"
(you tell the two apart by overall mood of the person speaking)
"Wie ging der Text doch gleich?" -> implies the person knows the thing they ask about but can't recall at the moment
"Sie kommt doch nicht mit" -> confirms something that had been a theory up until then, similar to "after all"
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deutsche-bahn · 1 month
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Ich wurde vor kurzem von einem Crossdresser bewaffnet mit Akkordeon und Akustik-Gitarre angegriffen und gefragt, ob ich nicht einige Seemannslieder einüben wollte. Und aus irgendeinem Grund hörte ich mich ja sagen.
Und kurz darauf entstand dann ein neues, eventuell dadurch inspiriertes Uquiz: Welches Seemannslied bist du?
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sayxerjan · 6 months
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00belle00lovely00 · 1 month
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*+_ MEET MY SHOWTIME (caine x pomni)SHIPCHILD! _+*
GLAZ DOCH! (she's called Glaz) (her hat is called Doch, and yes. It is a sentient hat, although can only speak through binary codes)
Pronouns: (Glaz) she/her (Doch) they/them
Age: 12 years old
Human/AI: AI! Although, perhaps a bit too advanced...
Role: Not only does she serve as Caine's POOR excuse for the 'need for assistants that resemble human nature' for his sudden baby fever. But ALSO works as a break time-in-doors entertainer! An acrobat, a magician, a gymnastics, a stand-up comedy, a clown, you name it! Any kind of wacky requests you have, she will be more than happy to oblige! That being without Doch around since they get a bit anxious about certain rather dangerous activities.
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Personality (Glaz): Cheerful, dumb-smart, whimsical, a big doofus from time to time, INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE AND AGILE, spontaneous, bold, can come off a blunt, surprisingly quiet from time to time but can get REALLY obnoxiously loud if she wants to.
Personality (Doch): Works as Glaz's consciousness and 'helper'. A much more serious, stern yet concerned fellow that oftentimes makes sure nothing could possibly harm the little silly!
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AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MAY BE ASKING! What is her relationship with her parents? WELL GLAD YOU ASK!
Around Pomni, she is constantly checking up on her, making poor attempts to cheer her up whenever she's nervous or clinging onto her by being instantly remembering that Pomni was her coded mother figure. This... kind of both confused and overwhelmed Pomni, but boneless. She wouldn't complain. It's nice to feel like a parental figure once in a while, helps her get her mind off the terrible things going on in here...
And as for Caine?
OH, THEY GET ALONG PRETTY WELL. LET'S JUST SAY THEY TAKE ON EACH OTHER'S PERSONALITIES RATHER COMPATIBLY
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They're both equally as clueless and brainless but smart and advanced as one another.
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joghurt-und-glas · 6 months
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*es ist dunkel*
Joko und Klaas:
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dianastrength · 12 days
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Klaas "Bei dir ist das anders"-Heufer-Umlauf
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