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businessmemes · 6 months
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Lymph nodes are the source of business acumen and need to be palpated and massaged regularly.
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l0ggia · 5 months
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coffin-shipping · 2 days
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Can iiii be in your office :3 pretty please with a cherry on top!!
I can bring you gifts and a nice lunch/dinner :3 and a kiss..
Absolutely sweetheart. <3
Ill gladly take anything from you, there's a special place in my office for you. Right next to the hearts in jars. :)
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kvroii · 2 months
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I've redeemed myself from the unfinished wip by drawing something So self indulgent,
Sorry, Marun (no im not). I'm sure he's FINE--
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medcore-mad · 2 years
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woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah
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gentleward · 6 months
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zoonotic · 10 months
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paladinia · 6 months
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Dressed butch at the endocrinologist office tryna get a kiss from the cute girl taking my blood pressure. Trimmed my nails and everything.
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marvelousmiss-marvel · 3 months
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Instead of trying to making medicine taste like fruits, make it taste like bacon. Who doesn’t love bacon? Wouldn’t you rather eat bacon that a weird tasting grape?
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nickysfacts · 5 months
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Love Purple Dum-Dums, what’s your favorite flavor to suck on?💜
😋🍭
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wordsaladsenpai · 3 days
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Me today: IM A COMEDIC GENIUS. IM THE ENTITY OF HEHE HAHA . THE JESTER OF JEST. THE CROWN JEWEL OF CLOWNS. THE SILLIEST OF GEESE. WITTIEST OF WITS.
Also me today: *having a mental breakdown on the table at the doctors office* WHY CANT I BLEED PROPERLY 😭🥲
(for context they were drawing my blood and instead of stabbing me a few times in the arm they tried once took forever, and blood wouldn’t do the blood thing so they just took it out. And I was already crying because the arm band hurt more than usual so like I cried more when I found out they couldn’t do it properly. So I’m going to try and stay hydrated so I can get me blood work done on my checkup in May so they don’t stab it through my hand because the blood wasn’t running out because I didn’t drink enough liquids)
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ashtraysystem · 8 days
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nurse, seeing my toe bandaged up: !! what did you do to your toe?
me: oh uh dermatillomania, ya know, skin picking
nurse: oh i see, its to prevent it, right?
me: ....
nurse: ..right?
me: ..yes. (lying, i injured myself through skin picking and thats why its there)
nurse: *smh*
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coffin-shipping · 22 hours
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Can we have loud sloppy dirty rough sex in your office after a nice romantic all day date where we make breakfast together and go to the library and maybe go to a park and get icecream and go shopping together so we can have pretty matching outfits and get decorations for our house and get groceries so we can bake fun treats together and watch movies until you need to work but you aren't even gonna be working
Absolutely. I'll take time off work just to be with you. <3
The walls of my office will shake.
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2022dirt · 1 month
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Someone kept an X-ray of their childhood bear, taken in the 90s.
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selby-wall · 5 months
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Architect & Vapour, Kristin Hayter
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