#dodger and tiddies

[evansbby]

Enjoy Ari era

Sorry it’s blurry it’s from a video I saw

This is soft!daddy Ari being all cuddly and cute on a FaceTime video with you and you’re sad bc you’re so far away and all you wanna do is cuddle him UGH

#LOOK AT THIS HIMBO IN HIS TANK TOP #TIDDIES OUT #DODGER CENSORED THE TIDDIES #1960memories

[nancydrewwouldnever]

What in the world is going on in the new Jinx ad?

Whoever was in charge of photoshop went overboard. Where are his tiddies? Why is Dodger so small? Where are his biceps? What in gods name is going on with that wig? *cough, cough* @resurrectedlily

OMG, I know! That ad is Photoshop run amok. It looks like someone pieced together three or four separate images, and that's why the weird size discrepancies.

#ask

[1-800-say-less]

Would you ever write a Dodger player's name on yo tiddies?

I know he washed now but I'd still let Matt Kemp autograph the girls 😏

#anonymous asks #rooting for the dodgers #ask box #ask me

[camppureblood]

chris becoming an insta thottie is what we deserve. thank you chris

#marvel #chris evans #dodger and tiddies #camppureblood

[icepimp]

#los angeles dodgers #big tiddy committee

[ozarkthedog]

My god, I leave tumblr for 9 hours and we get an adorable Father and Son pic featuring a tattoo and hairy tiddies. 🤯

#also featuring a tiddie #and the dodger name of his chest #MY HEART

[stargirlfics]

Christopher better stay SILENT during this black history month. I still cringe at that bullshit he posted on mlk day in 2017 and his wack ass response to David Duke. He needs to just sit inside and stay cute bc all that fake woke activism his ✨mercurial✨ass forces on us really gets in the way of me wanting him to raw me 😤

DJSKSKKA ✨mercurial✨ I remember when he described himself as that like okayyyy big wordssss, but yes definitely agree like I don’t wanna see anything from ASP or anythingggg besides his tiddies or some thirst traps and Dodger content, that needs to be his contribution to the month to us black girls lmfao, show us the goods but don’t talk!

White men talking often times needs to be kept to a minimum

#yts don’t interact dhsjsj #cevans #asks

[vanillanaps]

TIDDIES and dodger akakksks

THE CAPTION LMAO “Chris Evans mommy milkers” 😭😭😭

#nicole 💘

[worksby-d]

I see you’ve found chris and he negotiated with you on the tiddie pics. Dodger content is acceptable

YUP YOURE WELCOME

#we had a good talk #youngadulhood #answered.

[okayysophia]

I saw this and thought of you: "Chris Evans becoming an Instagram Thot is what we deserve. He's doing it for us. Thank you Chris, it's been a tough year and you're giving us the two things we love the most: Dodger and your tiddies" (chase-your-dreams-away).

I don’t know why yall wanna see that dog so much... fuck that dog, I wanna see his daddy!

[thecringefailintherye]

Melody (S.W.A.L.K) 1971 Livewatch

I have seen this movie. but not the whole thing (i got interupped the first time i watched it)... so here goes! 

movie load please

20 seconds of logos???

guitar song™

this movie is so nostalgic for no reason

Mark Lester and Jack Wild: did you mean, Oliver Twist and The Artful Dodger?

and tracy hyde shes here too

i love this movie sm wtf

can these credits end????

ok yes they can

70s film marching band scene

ornshaw drinking whiskey before band bc why not

danny is bby

mY mOtHeR dId It SiR

dannys mum is so annoying wtf

i really love tom ornshaw

run bitch run

The BB™

SET FIRE TO THE NEWSPAPER???

look at his lil face ❤

MELODY MY DAUGHTER

a gowdfish please

aww look at her 

“ive done all those things i wanna try something new” LIKE DRAWING TIDDIES? DANIEL

“ah a boy gave it to me at school” was it ornshaw, i bet it was ornshaw

BITCH YOU RIPPED DANNYS TITS DRAWING

melody girl you cant play that fucking recorder

this film has great cinematography wtf

Melody Perkins Deserves The World !!

the gang go to school

Ornshaw Gets Bullied

“the jewish boys may now leave for private study” what about the jewish girls?? there’s clearly girls in the class?? why do they have to listen to the bible

ornshaw’s porn bible

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO JESUS WAS???

dont smoke at school kids

okay so shes peggy, why is she credited as maureen. who the fuck is maureen

hear me out, muriel is a lesbian. noone kisses for over five minutes unless youre proper horny and this bitch is like thirteen. she also says “i dont know, i never used to kiss boys”, because SHE DOESNT. shes lying because she doesnt kiss boys. shes closeted and thats whys she says she does. also, she got angry at peggy for saying she fancied a boy.

W I C

“saucy turtles make terrible bathmats, charley” okay okay jeez

ornshaws accent is everything

The Gang sneaking through the fence what will they do

uh oh danny

AWH YOURE BARMY

thats def gonna explode later

ornshaw gets kicked off the bus

but now hes on it

ornshaw and danny have such a wholesome friendship too bad melody ruins it oh wait

you’ve heared of ornshaw gets kicked off the bus now get ready for... ornshaw gets kicked out of the strip club!

you cant get a taxi!!! watch me hoe

where did ornshaw get the chewing gum from wtf

“shes always talking about people like you...” OH OKAY DANNYS MUM IS CLASSIST

“he could do with a heart attack!” WOAH OKAY

time skip to school

oh no danny’s seen melody

“we have three admirers of the dance!” ah shit

ah so maureen is the girl in green

why is ornshaw just standing there

FREE YOURSELVES

the girl gang is hilarious i love them

Muriel Kisses A Tombstone

uh oh dannys been found out

“HES A COWARD CMON”

ornshaw just yeeted his cat

i hate dannys mother sm

assembly time, an iconic part of british comprehensive school, since covid, i cant say i miss it

danny and melody !!

DANNY PLAYS CELLO THIS IS IMPORTANT INFO

melody and her friend are there because plot

melody sweetie baby i love you but you cant play the recorder

THEYRE PLAYING IN HARMONY DKDJSKDJSJKK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

this is cute as fuck

melody is babey

oh explosives time??

i just dubbed these kids ornshaw and the pyrotechnics crew and it fits

dannys parents are annoying

i quite literally hate them

DANNY SPILT HIS COKE ITS SUCH A SIN

“neviw”

melody girl are you okay

melody are you lying about getting raped

oh time skip to school

we’ve hardly seen ornshaws home life so when will we properly meet him??

god i fucking love ornshaw its mad

oh this is an iconic scene if there ever was one

“go on tom dance with her” oh the ONE TIME ornshaw is called by his first name

youre mad !!

“girls are a load of snotty nose little so and sos” ornshaw aro king

is ornshaw.. scared of women

whatddya mean i dont dance very well!?

is it bad i lowkey crackship peggy and ornshaw now

YOU DANCE STUPID!

no one:

ornshaw: kicks peggy in the shin because he cant dance

“you big fat fool” yikes

danny u ok

ALL ORNSHAW AND HIS MATES DO IS CREATE EXPLOSIVES DJDKJSKt

oh it worked for once

i feel so fucking sorry for melody wtf

bb 🥺

im at the bit where melody is crying while putting on her mothers makeup 

SWEETIE ITS OKAY 

OH TIME SKIP TO SPORTS DAY! 

this film is so fast were already an hour in!

ornshaw giving actually solid life advice?? are you sure this is the same movie

“you youre gonna be bloody useless!”

i literally love ornshaw so much 

FUCK DANNYS MUM

GO ON DANNY 

YES MY BOY

time skip to school 3982903843290

wtf is a young latin scholars book

lahtimah

not ass latimer, arse

i hate the latin teacher

ornshaw every second: right uh erm um uh so yes sir oh uh mhm

*ornshaw and danny shoving pillows up their underwear*

“dont worry about it!!” dude hes getting spanked by the latin teacher ofc hes gonna worry about it

ornshaw and latimah

“vacate your mouth”

“because its a silly out of date language sir!!!” hes not wrong

uh oh 

what will slapping ornshaw’s ass with a dap even gonna do???

oh hi melody forgot about you

AWH DANNY SWEETHEART

“cmon danny dont let her see you cry!” i want a friend like ornshaw man

melody is just STANDING THERE LIKE GIRL LEAVE

“you can buzz off now love, tara, tooduhloo” have i said i love ornshaw? because i love ornshaw

danny dont abandon ornshaw !!

oh this is sad

danny? danny?? danny!!!??? DANNY!!?? 🥺🥺🥺

ORNSHAW RIGHTS MAN

ive felt sorry for literally all three of these kids now

ah fuck now ornshaws having a mental breakdown in the school halls

danny and melody’s relationship is so innocent and wholesome 

this is literally so bittersweet, like we’re seeing danny and melody being all cute and happy but we know that back in school ornshaw is literally having a breakdown over them

im tearing up over a movie about schoolchildren in puppy love

“will you love me that long?” “of course! ive loved you a whole week already!”

“hes come to tea! his name is daniel!” melody hes not your pet

melodys dad seems so cool why was he arrested

donald????

i genuinely love melody’s dad 

melody dramatically eats toast

time skip to school AGAIN

OH GOD I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

melody and danny are out on a date having fun and its the same song playing as the scene earlier on when danny and ornshaw went off somewhere at the start of the movie, melody has quite literally replaced ornshaw

i have real tears rn 

they skipped school to go to weymouth

danny and melody are literally adorable man

“shall we get married?” arent yall like 12????

oh back to school they got in trouble for skipping

apparently the poor cast got spanked for real and like yikes

we want to get married :D

ITS NOT MENT TO BE FUNNY!!

leave danny alone!

leave melody alone!

ornshaw please stop

ornshaw stop taunting him this is gonna end shittily

OH SHIT 

THEYRE STRAIGHT UP FIGHTING 

ORNSHAW AND DANNY ARE MF WRESTLING EACHOTHER TO THE GROUND

okay now ornshaw is literally beating him up okay

danny this is your fault for ditching him for melody sorry

top ten best anime fight scenes

latin man is back because plot

DID ORNSHAW GIVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE

i’m sorry danny 😭😭

ORNSHAW. DESERVES. THE. FUCKING. WORLD. AND. MORE.

let melody and danny get married!

wait so if 20 is twice as old as her then shes.. ten?? i think

melody ily

“all i want to do is be happy” BABY

OH FUCK YOU MRS LATIMER

oooh

THEYRE GOING TO GET MARRIED BY THE RAILWAY 

ornshaws unnamed friend is the true hero of this movie

is this the movie climax???

run! ornshaws unnamed friend! run!

IM SORRY THE’RE LITERALLLY GETTING MARRIED I’M 😭

“we are gathered here today to join this man and woman in holy matrimony.. shaddup”

ITS NOT FUNNY ITS SERIOUS

IS ORNSHAW STRAIGHT UP MARRYING THESE TWO IS HE THEIR VICAR

HE IS AS WELL

“DICKS IS COMING!!!” as soon as they were getting the rings

RUN !!!!

ornshaw just threw the bible at his re teacher from the re scene at the start i love him

DANNYS MUM HAD IT COMING

name a more iconic trio than melody perkins, danny latimer, and tom ornshaw, i’ll wait

GO PEGGY!

ORNSHAWS UNNAMED FRIEND IS GONNA FINALLY GET HIS BOMB WORKING!

YES

GO ORNSHAWS UNNAMED FRIEND

“i’ll get you ornshaw!” dude how is this his fault its yours for unterupting the wedding latin man

again ouf is the true movie hero

wait latin man is dicks??? whos wannabe remus lupin then????

this just in: ouf is actually named stacey

oh god thats actually such a bittersweet ending

melody and danny trolleying off into the sunset

im actually crying like a baby rn

god that was such a good movie

#you're my melody #melody #melody swalk #swalk #s.w.a.l.k #melody 1971 #tracy hyde #mark lester #jack wild

[ageofevermore]

oh to lay on his chest with dodger and just...bite the tiddies

#bex !! #kyr answers

[vigorof]

So for this Munday, since this is a new blog and it’s been a long ass time since I have been in the shipyard, I thought I’d do a sort of updates type meme.

✖ I started uni and moved to Bath. I have two group projects right now and I want to cry

✖ Got super into Overwatch. I’m using my McCree tiddy pad as we speak and let me tell you, worth every penny

✖ Couldn’t keep it up with uni work, so DnD became the new hobby. Her name is Gildi Good-Vibes and I love her

✖ Had our dog Dodger put to sleep at age 13. We only lasted five days before adopting Dexter. The vet officially diagnosed him “an idiot.” I love him

✖ Lost a lot of stuff from the old blog by spilling coffee over my previous laptop

✖ I recently started seeing someone and like to bum around his house because he has two cats and they're the best. He is also the best.

✖ Would rate life a solid 7.5/10 rn

#ooc #munday #feel free to do your own versions its not like i own this basic bitch idea #also i will take ANY excuse to talk about my dog

[02091998x]

First lyric that pops into your head and why?

SHE MADE ME BUSS A NUT THATS A STARBURST!! RIDIN’ HER ROUND IN MAA DODGER, SHE GOT ASS N TIDDIE LIKE MISS PAWWWRKER!! bc ya