the way dan reacts to phil's sponsored segment segues reminds me so much of jenna's reaction to julien's segues on the podcast
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Ruined shifts.
Does anyone else get this?
When you have such a good, healthy, fun shift, that you are enjoying, and you want to continue until it naturally ends, but something else stops it and you can't enjoy the shift?
This happens all the time. The best shifts I have are when I'm running, feeling my paws push away at the concrete, staring down at how fast I am, it makes my tail wag. But I run with my dog, to get her energy out, and she is a smaller one, so sometimes she can't keep up.
Today, I was having a great shift. My dog was by my side, running faster than me, so I ran faster too. I was going so fast, it felt amazing. Then my dog just had to stop and poo. My heart was pounding, I was catching my breath, my adrenaline going hard, and I just had to stand there and watch her poop. It's upsetting, I just wanted to enjoy that shift, but when she stopped it snapped me back to human reality and made me disappointed. The shift was ruined.
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When people refer to your same-sex spouse as “your little friend”…
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this is gonna sound weird, but i just think natasha has really nice teeth…. and i wanna feel them pulling on my cli - GUNSHOT
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sometimes I wonder how my parents didn’t think that my autism affected me, like looking back I used to get really upset whenever they (or my sibling) lit some candles, bcs all I could smell was the smoke and the smell bothered me sooo much. like it’s all smoke with a HINT of the candle smell
i still fucking hate candles btw. it’s only SMOKE how is that ENJOYABLE
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I went to the bookstore and to get some skincare after work and I spent quite a bit and now I'm racked with guilt that I shouldn't have done that and I shouldn't have justified it even though I wanted it.
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At some point, I‘m just gonna be bo Burnham - the appearance AND the personality (I‘m just not that funny lol)
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This is half joking half serious but Honestly at this point I almost want to say my blog is no longer interactive for people who don’t follow me. If you don’t agree with me I really don’t care. It’s fine if you don’t but I don’t want to hear about it. Why does everyone on the internet assume I want your thoughts beamed directly into my brain bc you didn’t think abt if it was something that needed to be said before commenting on my post. I don’t even care about the level of severity either. Everyone who I don’t know on the internet is so annoying to me atp with their need to be contrarian that it could be as something as me saying “I love the color purple” and someone else says “I love the color purple too, HOWEVER, or BUT” and I’m like I wish I could kill you with mind lazers right now
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the feeling once you finish the reading order for a character and now you want to read more of that character but you finished the reading order
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ok but the "wait gender doesn't matter to me at all" so it turns out im bisexual to "wait gender doesn't matter to me at all" so it turns out im nonbinary pipeline
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and i WAKE with your memory over Me, that’s a real fucking legacy (legacy) and i wake with your memory over me, that’s a real fucking legacy TO LEAVE…
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it was
maroon
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every time i eat dinner at a table with people i’m reminded why i prefer to eat my dinner in my bedroom alone. i literally cannot handle the sound of people eating and slurping and chewing and the cutlery and people talking with their mouths full it genuinely almost reduced me to tears tonight. im stuck with these people for another week.
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Sometimes I forget how popular of a show mob psycho 100 is and it’s simply because of how much it means to me it feels like my own little thing
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yk what irrationally annoys me? 1-2k word one-shot fanfictions with really really long descriptions. just why?
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