#does have a bf tho!

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this: #qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner) #wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

[kazuyummy]

dating sim picrew thread!

what would YOU be like in a dating game? several dialogue options to choose from based on how you'd talk - or make one for a fictional character!

picrew link: here

no pressure tags: @true-deru @stigandr-the-cat @meggsngrits @kailali @fushigurro @auslanderka @chaotic-on-main @ceenthesis @giogama08 @heroesfan101 @koushuwu @prettyiwa @ricecrispiebirb & the entirety of planet earth if ya wanna!

#🌸-ani-irl #bubble tea date in the city YUP that's me!!! #this is a lie tho i'm flirty w people i have little to no interest in then shut down in front of ppl i rlly wanna impress lol #i went from loudest mf on the planet to shy uwu gorl when i met my bf lol #but anyway. he likes that i'm loud now LOLL #pls lemme know if you get tired of me tagging u - i just lose track of who does em and won't take it personally at all!! #picrew tag game #tag game #picrew chain

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Being a canine, I’m not surprised that Barnaby is least fazed. Howdy would probably have him converted to eating raw meat with him in no time lmao

date night(?) with the feral bf <3

#barnaby is trying to Connect <3 #howdy does not have a single thought in his brain at present tho so! #how the fuck does this little au of yass!howdy have minor lore in my head. when did that happen #the lore: fresh outta the chryssie howdy is a blood craving feral beastie. for some reason #howdy drains the blood outta the meat and barns finishes it off #like the supportive bf he is! #barnaby can be a monsterlover. as a Treat #scribble salad #laughingstock #yassified howdy <3 #AH FUCK I FORGOT BARN'S SPOTS!! NO!! actually forget i said anything! you didnt notice ahaha!

[kingkatsuki]

I want Bakugou to say 'happy wife happy life' when he has to get out of a prior work/social commitment or when speaking to others about what you did together over the holiday/weekend XD

Omg no but imagine him using you to get out of shit he doesn’t want to do. Like if the guys invite him out for drinks he’s saying you’re expecting him home, if his PR team try to schedule an early morning interview he can’t he’s running errands for you.

Happy wife, happy life.

Until you find out that Bakugou’s been using you as an excuse for everything and that’s why Denki is now calling you Bakugou’s “ball and chain” 😭😂

#no because my bf does this with me😂 he actually said to his cousin that I booked a holiday on the wrong dates #so he can’t go to her wedding #even tho he specifically made me pick those dates so he didn’t have to go #like that is such Bakugou energy I don’t care

[hachiibun]

The BF ❤️ is having a prolonged sneezing fit right now from the cocoa powder he was using to bake some brownies...

Poor guy, it assaulted his face when he had to pour it earlier and his nose has been “ridiculously itchy” ever since~

The sneezing didn’t start until around half an hour later when his internet connection unfortunately went down, though he managed to keep a hold of it enough that only a couple slipped out.

But now we’re back in call and the floodgates have opened. He’s really going, the poor kitten—

I bless him every time and he does his best to thank me, but there were a few minutes where he couldn’t get any words out while he was caught in the daze of false starts and buildups. His nose really doesn’t leave him alone and while I’m here to make sure he’s gonna be okay, I’m also absolutely living for it. 💖

He knows I love him and I promise I’m doing my best to make this as not-miserable for him as I can~

#snz #snz kink #snz obs #hachiibuntxt #bf posts <3 #the most sensitive nose in the world and my favourite nose in the world <3 #i do have like a couple of minicomics w/ him planned #if u guys are interested #w/ his permission to share ofc #his identity is private tho #he is in the snzkink community so he knows what he does to me

[prettysweetprettysweet]

#plz iron this on to my brain like a jacket patch #does he have a bf tho and if not can i be bf????????? #tong thanayut

[feytouched]

i'm such a necklace girlie like. i'm sorry but necklaces & earrings are just the superior accessory choices it's a fact!

#not at the same time tho in most cases #i like dangly earrings and those steal the necklace's show #and earrings sometimes irritate my lobes and can be harder to match with my piercings #necklaces on the other hand! a no-brainer way to achieve any sort of vibe! #also. tangent but! i watched one piece live action with my bf and zoro gave me serious earring envy #i have triple piercings on the same ear as he does. i could steal his vibe #ką sako lapė

[vaxxy-the-raven]

It's completely unrelated to anything I may be writing (okay, shh, I'm writing Vax'leth, but you didn't hear it here), but here you go, take some free height stuff.

I'm bad at drawing people freehandedly, but I'm learning okay!! ( 😭😭😭😭 )

#i love toll gf and tiny bf #they both weigh like a couple of grapes #kiki is stronger tho #she carries vax easily #otp: 'gosh you guys are good looking' 'we have nothing to lose. i love you' #critical role #cr #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #vax'ildan #keyleth #vaxleth #vax'leth #my art #cr fanart #tlovm fanart #lynias does an art

[rystiel]

fuck it bro i <3 jargyle

#stoner bfs #i love them #idec man #am i a jancy truther? yes #but am i also a jargyle truther? yes #duality of man #stranger things #stranger things fanart #jargyle #jargyle fanart #stranger things art #jargyle art #errggggh yeah hiiiii #i wish jargyle gets more love #everyone ships steddie but jargyle just. seems to have more potential in canon #yknow what i mean #i also like steddie tho so don’t @ me #does argyle have a last name…? #idk #argyle #argyle fanart #jonathan byers #jonathan byers fanart #my art #erieart #i started drawing smthn else for them then got sidetracked and make this instead so um hey.? #ok i’m done w tags now i promise

[thefactsofthematter]

i don’t have an actual joke here but just stream of consciousness: something about the tmg unconvincing gay guy bit is very spot conlon to me

#like. spot who’s coworkers just don’t believe he’s actually gay and think he’s doing a bit #but he genuinely is just fuckin weird and does in fact have a bf lol #found this post in my drafts and honestly?? past kath had a point. still no actual joke tho.

[katandsquad]

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#what are the odds that i enter a relationship with a guy thats on the ace spectrum without him realising lol #we had a couple of conversations about me being ace and he realised that he can relate to most of the stuff lmao #did not expect that #pleasantly suprised #but that also makes a lot of sence because my bf is a weird combo of me and my best friend lol #and we are both ace spec #my bestie is demi and i'm ace #my boyfriend is unsure yet lmao #for now he is kinda going with demi 😂 #sadly for him he does have a libido #he is very annoyed by it #funny to see tho

[goldlighter]

deciding to, as a fun treat, act like terminally online teenagers so here's my hot take: whilst no one in this series has a confirmed sexuality, the way this fandom will disregard canon interests in the opposite gender to blanket decide x is gay ( such as chris, l/eon, c/laire specifically ) instead of acknowledging their interest and also keeping your desire to have them same-sex attracted bisexual reeks of biphobia, actually. sincerely, a homosexual.

#[ 🌿 ] misc . › text . #idk it just rubs me the wrong way esp with how prevalent casual biphobia is! #comphet is one thing but also bisexual rep ( especially male ) is so so little. scraps even. #for c/laire im willing to agree w comphet even tho i think all her college bfs / later interests ( s/teve + perhaps neil ) - #add smthn to her char. let her be a bit of a slut. hate neil but idk localisation etc etc i still think #that c/laire leans towards bi ( skewed towards women ) but thats my personal pref! #im also v onboard w her being a lesbian bc like. cmon. look at her. for the others tho it's....very 2012 cishet fangirl behaviour to #completely disregard any and all relationships w women to shove together two men who are way more interesting #w them not getting on / having issues: wrt to a/da ESPECIALLY bc she crops up over and over and over #but even when not with each other like...declaring all relationships w women to be 'haha platonic besties!!!' #and then continuing to ignore them in favour of smushing men together #chris has gone on dates w women ( viral campgin ) / j/ill teases him abt younger women #he refers to j/ill as his soulmate and the novel says he looks at her 'like a lover' #let him be bisexual. #p/iers sacrifices himself for chris ( not rly. he was dying whether he did or not ) and its TRUE LOVE! apparently #j/ill does the same when she could have survived and it's haha platonic besties #l/eon and chris look at each other and dont argue for twenty minutes? true love. #chris would rather let w/esker kill billions of people than leave j/ill alone for five mins? besties. #devs + directors have said for years they have feelings for each other . 5 is a love story. #im biased w those two obv but it could apply to s/heva or j/essica or any other lady #also 90% of the time people writing him as gay are 1. women and 2. reduce him to an ooc fuck machine. leave him alone. #tldr: why do yall hate bisexuals? #anyway im feelin bitchy today! not directed @ anyone in specific just fandom in general #bc its fucking impossible to look thru chris' tags w/o seein nothing but this #c///hreon is way more interesting acknowledging their issues ( esp wrt a certain woman )

[miraeism]

I just think it’d be so sexy and amazing and lovely for the dude i marry to also have their henna done

#like not just a little one but the whole hand #I know it’s 🤑🤑🤑 but this is given the baseline scenario where I’m rich and don’t have to think about money #also do only malayalis call it mylangi???? #shawna speaks and no one listens #on that note I already texted my bf this thought LMAO #maybe I’ll just ask a friend to do it tho like ? do I really care that much #plus then I get to chat with my friend while they do it #unless they’re too concentrated #I do in fact have a friend in mine. she’s quite good #there’s another person I know that does henna but I don’t actually know her so I’d still have to pay. but like maybe it wouldn’t be as much #okay anywyas. why am I thinking about this in so much depth

[feartheoldblog]

he spoons the workbench canon

#sorry for this 💀 #ignore the fact that i sketched this in 5 minutes #it was originally going to be a 6 foot long weighted werewolf plush #but that wasn’t very gehr imo #you know he does love tho? #making shit #it’s all fun and games having a creative bf #until they bring the workbench into bed w them #💀💀💀💀💀

[gifti3]

does unicorn hunting even fucking work be serious

#im getting a little suspect here #i think some of these people have their thing set to friend in hopes they can “befriend” someone bi/pan for them and their bfs #i could be wrong tho #luckily im very picky with who i accept friend requests from these days #i dont have the energy to talk to a bunch of people anymore #so i need to see that we have some legit common interests through bios (and most ppls bios dont give much info) #anyways it might be me projecting but how many people out there are genuinely looking to be some couples third #that does not sound fun at all!!

[girlwithfish]

i want a lumbar support pillow for sleeping saur bad

#also one for my car. my brother had one himself and its actually so comfy lol #my drive to n back is 40min total a day itd be kinda nice #But sleeping espp #my job isnt too physically demanding but i sit on tbe floor a lot or tiny toddler chairs that are wooden and uncomfy and no back support #so when i am sitting im sitting like bad cuz idk the chairs are too tiny or i dont sit straight/good posture on the floor #and then im squatting bending etc a lot to clean and change diapers and stuff so its some movementt #the constant bending does hutt my back tho lol #ive been sore lately #my upper legs r sore too for some reasonn #i want a professional massage soo bad too lol #even tho it seems awkward and also a nightmare. i dont eben like getting my hair cut by someone i domt think i like the act of having a #service done for u personally like that LOL #does that make sense #Anyway #my back hurts rn #i ask my bf to rub my bck every time i come home from work lolll #trying to stretch;( #lower back pain hurtss