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fallingdownhell · 3 months

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May I request Zhongli, Itto, Kaveh and Cyno with an s/o who's got crazy good luck? They could win any challenge or game presented to them, never get hurt (to badly), and are always making loads of cash (somehow).

I can imagine at least one of those characters getting jealous over something like this.. Characters Included: Itto; Cyno; Zhongli; Kaveh Content: gender neutral reader; established relationship; crack??; some fluff and comedy; nothing too serious here, just some funny headcanons Word count: 942 words Have fun with this<3

Itto

the man, the myth, the legend himself..

he gets SO incredibly jealous. When he challenges you jokingly at first, and you keep winning against him..

His pride is on the line here, okay?

you win a match of TCG against his amazing deck? That's fine, he can always challenge you for another round

but when you keep on winning and winning, he gets more and more desperate with each passing round

okay, screw TCG. How about a beetle fight? He's sure to win this, no doubt about it!

...what do you mean he lost again?

he's heartbroken. Will fall to the ground in disbelief. Have the gods truly forsaken him now?

a little drama queen about it, but it wouldn't be the Itto you know and love if he wouldn't act like this

still, you do feel a bit bad about it. To the point where you decide to only do the bare minimum and let him win against you, so he'll cheer up again

when he does win, his spirit is back up again immediately, bloating about his superior victory for the rest of the day. Like, seriously, he won't shut up about it anymore

unless someone were to mention all his previous losses, then he's back to sulking again

however, the next day, all is forgiven and forgotten again

Cyno

one night, after dinner, he was talking about his new deck in TCG when you decided to ask him if he could teach you how to play

immediate sparkles in his eyes as he gets all excited and pulls out a new set of cards for you. He's been waiting for this day to come!

takes his time to explain the rules to you and helps you build your deck. If you ask him questions, he answeres them paitently

then comes the time for your first duel. Even though you are his partner and it's your first ever match, he doesn't plan to go easy on you. Well, maybe a bit, but he still will take this match very seriously

But when you end up winning against him, he's dumbfounded. How did you manage to do that?

He'd quietly mumble something about beginners luck, then challenges you to a rematch. This time, he plans to go all out

...and he looses again

now thourougly confused, he's looking at his cards like he might find the answer in them, while you are laughing your ass off. Your stomach hurts from all the laughing, but you can't calm down. Cyno's just so cute when he looks so shaken up

it's a mystery to him, how you could win against him, despite him having the better cards, the better deck and obviously having more expierence playing the game

in the end, he does swallow down his pride and congratulates you to your win, though he will work his deck over and challenge you again at a later point in time

Zhongli

as an adventurer, it is unavoidable that people get injured every now and then. It's just a risk that comes with the profession

and yet, Zhongli has never seen an injury on you more severe than a cut and maybe some darker bruises

don't get him wrong, he's glad that you're not getting hurt all the time. It's just that your stories and the results don't match up most of the time

"And get this. Then, a huge rockfall comes falling down in our direction! Can you imagine that?" "Darling, that's very serious. How did you manage to avoid that?" "I don't know. Guess I just got lucky. I only got hit my a small one on the head, but it wasn't even big enoug to give me a concussion, so all's good!"

"I almost fell down a cliff today!", "A group of Ruin hunters attacked us today!", "We got locked in a cave, but luckily, they were connected to other caves, so we got out no problem."

almost every other day, you come home with a similar story and every time, Zhongli questions just how much luck one single human can possess to come out mostly unharmed every single time

still, every time you set out for work, he can't help but worry about you. What if one day, your luck runs out on you? You reassure him that you're careful, but it does little to appease his mind when you come home with yet another tale to tell...

Kaveh

Kaveh isn't one for gambling, never has been and never will be. Though, he knows that you like to induldge from time to time, so when you invite him to come along with you, he agrees

and then he witnesses you winning each and every game you partake in. Doesn't matter how rigged the games might be, you make it look so simple

with a huge grin on your lips, your arms raise into the air as you declare your victory one again, and he's left dumbfounded

when he catches a quiet moment, he can't help but ask you about it

"I don't know. I just always had really good luck when it comes to those type of games.", would be your nonchalant explanaition

now he gets why you don't go out to play more often. You'd get banned from every single location if you were to do this regularely

Going home from a place like this with such a massive win.. he's too stunned to speak, but nonetheless very impressed and proud of you for it

will accompany you more often when you want to go out to gamble again, just to see your excited and joyful expression again

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image-thot · 11 months

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blues824 · 1 year

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How about the obey me brothers interacting with an mc who’s like Dante from Devil May Cry? After reading the Bayonetta headcanons, I thought of this.

Why does he look hot on the Wiki Page tho?? Also, I loved his Michael Jackson dance.

Gender-neutral Reader

Lucifer

He has read your student profile and knows that you are a demon hunter. He wonders what went on in Diavolo’s mind when he decided that you should be invited to the Devildom, a realm full of the beings you loved to hunt.

Your sarcasm is a double-edged sword for him. He loves when his brothers get a taste of their own medicine, but he hates when you make a witty comeback towards him. Plus, he can’t do anything because you’re way more powerful than he is, even if you are only half-demon.

However, you’re as bad of a gambler as his younger brother, Mammon, is. It’s annoying to see the two of you constantly going out to gamble to try and get more money to pay back your debts. Unfortunately, he can’t stop you since the reason you don’t have many funds is because you often don’t charge people for sending you to go demon hunting. You are a fighting Robin Hood, aren’t you?

The longer you stay with the brothers, the more you grow attached. You still genuinely cared for Belphegor even after he tried to kill you. I say ‘tried’ because the youngest brother didn’t stand a chance against you. It was almost amusing (but definitely embarrassing) to Lucifer, seeing Belphie lose that badly.

Mammon

Lucifer had told him that you were a skilled, even legendary, demon hunter and he was understandably scared. Diavolo must have lost his mind because there was no way he would be able to make the decision to bring you to a realm of demons if he was sane.

He audibly laughed when you made a sarcastic remark towards Lucifer, and that ended up in him getting strung from the chandelier. Somewhere in there, he realized that you were stronger than his older brother because you didn’t get anything but a warning about your behavior.

He loves and hates gambling with you. You just suck so bad at it that he can’t help but drag you along to laugh at your failure. He will teach you some tricks and use his magic to make you a tad more lucky. Eventually, you get enough money to pay your debts, and save some for Mammon so he can pay back his debts as well.

The second eldest was genuinely scared when Belphie lunged after you. He seemed to have forgotten that not only were you a legendary demon hunter, but also half-demon yourself. The 7th brother never stood a chance against you, and got packed up. Mammon was in the back just cheering you on.

Leviathan

You remind him of the protagonist of the game Demon Might Weep!!! He wishes to have the amount of confidence you have. You are able to walk into any room and you act like you’ve known everyone there for years, and no one questions it.

When you made a sarcastic comment towards Lucifer, he almost spit out his energy drink out of shock. And he realized that his oldest brother couldn’t even do anything about it because you were so powerful, and his jaw dropped even more.

He’s jealous whenever you go gambling with Mammon. You could be hanging out with him instead, but of course you wouldn’t. Who would want to hang out with a gross otaku like him, huh? It’s not until you explain that you’re just trying to pay back your debts that he understands why you go out to the casinos constantly.

He cheered you on from the beginning when you fought for your life against his youngest brother. Sure, he was scared since you were taken off-guard, but he had faith in you and your abilities as a half-demon demon hunter. He’s so relieved to see you make it out alright.

Satan

He has also read your student profile, but he was sure that Diavolo had his reasons when he chose you to be an exchange student. You could technically be counted as a source of unification between the Human Realm and Hell because of your parentage.

He laughed out loud and unashamedly when you made a sassy comment towards Lucifer right to his face. He did not expect an exchange student to have this much stupidity or bravery (he can’t tell which one you have). However, you have his respect now.

He’s more annoyed when you go gambling with Mammon, mainly because you lose more money than you win. Sure, the reason why you don’t have any money is noble since you often don’t charge for your demon hunting services. But money is money, and you have none of it.

When you fought against Belphegor, he was surprised that you had that much power within you. You would think that you would be less powerful considering you’re only half-demon, but here you are… easily folding Belphie the f up like the dishes on a Tuesday afternoon.

Asmodeus

Lucifer had informed him that you were a demon hunter and he was definitely scared. He hasn’t even met you yet and his oldest brother is admitting that you’re stronger than any of the brothers, and might be stronger than Lord Diavolo for all they know.

He giggled when you made a sassy remark back towards the Avatar of Pride, but was also shocked. No one, in any millennia that they have lived through, had ever had the guts to do what you just did. You were just a different breed, apparently (literally).

He always laughs when you and his older brother come back from the casino with nothing in your pockets. Sure, it’s beyond frustrating, but it’s also hilarious. Shouldn’t you have learned by now that you’ve been dealt a bad hand when it comes to the tables and dice?

The day that Belphie attacked, Asmo was so worried for you. Not physically, considering you were stronger than all of them combined. No, he was worried about how your trust would be impacted in the future. I mean, you became close with the residents of the HoL, but now you would probably be wary.

Beelzebub

When his oldest brother had informed him that you were a legendary demon hunter, he spit out whatever food he had in his mouth. He suddenly wasn’t very hungry, mainly because Lord Diavolo and Lucifer had accepted a demon hunter into RAD.

When you decided to test the waters and bite back at Lucifer, Beel spit out his food then too. Like, there ain’t no way you had said that to the Avatar of Pride and lived to tell the tale. Of course, it definitely didn’t help anything when his oldest brother admitted to the group that he couldn’t do anything in response. Just how powerful were you?

He gets upset when he sees you and Mammon coming back from the casinos, drunk and broke. You could never win when it came to gambling, and you resorted to leeching off the brothers until you could pay back your debts. Didn’t you know that you were qualified for a normal job?

When Belphie attacked, he was torn between his emotions. Sure, he loved you, but he also loved his twin as well. He understood Belphegor’s anger since the angels couldn’t allow a union like Lilith and her lover when you were half-demon, half-human. He was glad that you made it out alive, though.

Belphegor

When his oldest brother visited him in the attic, he had told him about you. It just made him further question Diavolo’s sanity, since he invited one of, if not the, best demon hunter known to all the realms. The Demon Lord must’ve lost his freaking mind.

He got a taste of your sarcasm when he asked you to let him out. You were already suspicious of him, so you were able to see right through his scheme, so you decided to humble his very obvious pride by shooting him down in a very sassy way.

He has probably heard Lucifer yelling at you and Mammon for going out gambling and losing a crap-ton of money. It’s kind of hard not to hear it, actually. He figured that either someone at the tables cheated or you just sucked at gambling.

When he attacked you, he revealed that he was angry that angels and humans couldn’t have the same union that demons and humans could (that, as a result, produced you and your twin brother). If it were allowed in the Celestial Realm, perhaps Lilith would still be alive.

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desertsportshipping · 9 months

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Headcanons? Misc bits? Idk what to title this...

Wes calls Leon “Darling” (but it’s drawled out to be more like dar-lin) and Leon calls Wes “Babe”

Leon and Raihan dated for about a month when they were younger. Despite this being years ago, Wes is still jealous.

Wes just kind of wanders around the wild areas, essentially living out there. Like some sort of lone ranger, he makes sure the Pokemon are healthy and kicks the asses of poachers and smugglers.

At some point, Sonia is out doing a research expedition on Dynamax lairs (she’s convinced they aren’t naturally occurring) and Wes helps her out when she’s cornered by some hunters. She tells Leon about the encounter and he becomes obsessed.

The beginning of their relationship is Leon desperately trying to be Wes’s friend and Wes desperately running away from it.

Eventually Wes just gives into the inevitable and becomes Leon’s friend, and Wes is Ride or Die TM for his friends.

He and Rui never dated, although Rui thought she had a crush on Wes. They kissed once, and that’s how Rui found out she wasn’t into guys. (Diantha was how she found out she was into girls)

Wes plays the harmonica.

Wes and Cail did have this very toxic on-and-off again relationship that was never formally a relationship but they were a thing TM. Like any toxic ex, Cail did blow up Wes’s motorbike when he made the decision to leave Orre.

Some of the more stubborn and aggressive poachers that have gone into the wild areas have been “fed to the Gyarados” by Wes. Leon is aware of this and does not care. He thinks Wes’s bloodlust and craziness is hot.

When Leon’s friends actually bothered to do a background check for Wes and found his wanted posters and charcuterie board of crimes, they stage an intervention for him. It did not work.

“Lee, you have to stop dating the terrorist.” “[sigh] And he’s a terrorist too~” “Lee!”

Wes’s Pokemon do all have names courtesy of Rui. He just calls them all Bastard.

On Wes’s PDA, his Espeon is listed as holding a twisted spoon. It is in fact a knife strapped to Espeon. The Pokemon has stabbed more people than Wes himself.

I’ll probably have a whole other brain dump about my Orre HCs, but Wes doesn’t like battling in Galar, mainly because he’s used to throwing hands alongside his Pokemon in battles but in Galar that’s gonna get him arrested for assault.

“Okay, but how many people want you dead? That’s a pretty important number.” Wes starts counting on his fingers.

Wes is very guarded about his past, getting anything from him is practically pulling teeth, unless you’re Leon.

Also, when Cail and Leon meet, the first thing Leon does is punch Cail in the face.

Wes is an adrenaline junkie (which he won’t admit) and an alcoholic (which he will admit)

#desertsportshipping #Pokemon Colosseum #wes pokemon #trainer wes #leon pokemon #champion leon #they're gay your honor #anyways keep a look out for a future post where i dump my insane hcs about orre

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paintwithoutthet · 2 years

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I enjoy drawing them as memes

#does this count as a jealous hunter headcanon #toh #the owl house #the owl house fanart #toh fanart #the owl house fandom #willow park #toh willow #toh hunter #toh golden guard #golden guard #hunter #the owl house hunter #huntlow #birds and bees #winter #toh winter

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utopia-and-broken-cynics · 2 years

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EAH Headcanons

Apple's dad helps her pick out her glasses

The Good King and Pinocchio bonded once PW was out of school. They both traveled to some of the same places and became buddies.

Pinocchio and King Charming stopped being friends after they signed the book. Destiny drove them apart.

Milton Grimm forced Pinocchio to have a kid (Cedar) and it's the only good thing he's ever done for him.

Cerise fakes having allergies to cover up her heightened senses

Giles doesn't forgive his brother for locking him in the basement

Blondie is the worst thief but she tries really hard, so people help her out and ignore it

Faybelle's mother managed to make her a birthday cake once without burning it

Faybells inherited her mother's cooking skills. She's banned from cooking class-ic

Raven has caught and prevented Apple from dying her hair more times than either of them are comfortable admitting

Snow is h*mophobic (duh)

Milton Grimm hates out of destiny romances because he got rejected once in school (in favor of his brother, who wasn't interested) and his destiny didn't force include falling in love.

Also it's because he's a jerk

Cupid's side of the room is decorated to represent the Monster World and Blondie digs it (even if it does frighten her in the middle of the night)

Hunter's allergic to bees. He likes getting Ashlynn flowers. It's a problem

Ashlynn knows how to make her own shoes (and clothes but that's whatever), but she prefers to buy them

Sometimes Holly gets jealous of Poppy basically being able to do whatever they want.

Humphrey's story was completed when he was seven and tumbled off the small stone wall by his house, but since he didn't break, it "didn't count"

Cupid pretends to be bad with a bow sometimes to sneakily get people together, and it works

Dexter and Cupid are actually really good friends. He does camera work for her like he does for Blondie sometimes.

Cupid's crush was very brief.

Dexter threatened to smother Hunter if he didn't stop talking about Ashlynn once

Darling beats Daring in swords fights on a weekly basis, and they both think it's hilarious

Dexter destroys his siblings in races (foot, horse and bike). They always pretend to be shocked

Ginger makes her own chocolate and sells it to her fellow students.

In order to "cure" Hopper and Cedar's lack of "social ability", Milton forces them to show new students around. He says he's helping them, they both disagree.

Sparrow takes it upon himself to make Cerise swear. He's tired of her playing the "innocent Hood" (he obviously doesn't know about the wolf-dad)

Ramona has eaten poison to prove a point

Raven has been trying (and failing) to fail out of her villainy classes with the justification that "keeping you from making a villain out of me is the most evil thing I can do". Baba Yaga gives her an A just because she doesn't want Raven to repeat the classes.

Darling and Apple do not about the kiss until their next break from school; they both needed time, and Apple puts her studies above everything.

Maddie as vice-president: encourages people to relax more often, but also jumpscares them with random factoids and tea parties. Brilliant idea, really.

Cerise terrifies Bunny, and she doesn't even know why.

Cerise gets detention on a bi-weekly basis as an excuse to see her dad. Teachers really like assigning Badwolf detentions for Cerise because she comes back "to the right path"

Maddie has the best self-care, Raven and Cerise have normal self-care routines, and Cedar just doesn't

If Briar falls asleep during a test, she's allowed to take it throughout the rest of the times she's awake, until she's finished, for most classes.

Snow only ate applesauce for breakfast when she was pregnant, and Apple was born in the morning. Yes, she did call her daughter "Applesauce" for about a year. It's not on her birth certificate though.

His name is Dexterous because they ran out of "-ing" names when Dexter was born. They named Darling first

Ramona didn't eat the three little pigs, she just like likes the fear the rumor causes

Duchess is a better dancer than Justine, mostly because Justine's muscles are always tired (sleep-dancing, y'know), but also because it's one of the only achievements that she can just have

Kitty and Bunny play hide and seek, and usually Kitty wins because she cheats uses the Narrators.

Alistair translates from Riddlish to Ever After-ese easily

Alice was just kind of waiting for Alistair to come of of Wonderland from the rabbit hole he went in through, because she thought Alistair was just taking his time, and she though nothing in Wonderland could hurt him

She's in for a shock

And that's all...for now

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dottiechan · 3 years

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Hi... could I request a ship for the clone wars or the bad batch please? 😊 I'm a psychology major/work at a psych facility. I'm a capricorn. I have ADHD. I love to read, write & play video games & I'm just starting to get into anime. ( I'm obsessed with attack on titan right now) I'm kinda sarcastic & my humor is a bit dark. I'm super introverted until I get comfortable and then I'm really loud and outgoing. I'm pansexual. Gender preference is male. I'll take as much spice as you want to give me in the headcanons lol anything with choking or biting is an automatic A+ from me. My pronouns are she/her & I'm an ISTJ. Oh & I'd definitely be a bounty hunter post republic ✌🏻💕

(8/20) I ship you with Tech!

Come and play Space Tinder with me!

18+ headcanons below cut (minors dni)

You were one of the few bounty hunters on Kamino who were brought in as trainers after Jango's death. You had a few run-ins with Clone Force 99 before, but aside from some of them rubbing you the wrong way, you didn't have an opinion about them. That changes when you leave Kamino, and Cid asks you to go on a mission with them.

There's a lot of tension between you and them, especially between you and Tech. You have your way of doing things, and you're good at your job, but he seems to criticise everything you do. In reality, he's often just jealous when you come up with a better plan than he does.

You think the tension will go away once the job is done. But it stays, lingering in the background of every interaction you have when you run into each other in Cid's bar. At the very least you're warming up a little, and you're talking more and more. Tech definitely falls for you at this point.

To be fair, as soon as he realises that you're okay with the Bad Batch and that you frown upon the Empire's ways, he's coming on maybe even a little too intensely. You only give in to him though when you're sure he's serious about wanting you.

When the two of you finally get some time alone, you start to understand just how deep your frustrations run. There's a lot of repressed tension of both emotional and sexual nature that needs to be resolved. You gradually shift from vanilla sex and abashed admissions to more kinky stuff and deep confessions.

Tech likes to dom and is super open to trying new things with you. When you tell him about your choking and biting kink, he fully uses this newfound knowledge against you. He loves edging you as well, so you can count on sex being an intense experience always. Aftercare is just as intense though, you both like to talk about your feelings afterwards in each other's arms.

#dottiechan ships #space tinder #tbb tech #the bad batch #nsft

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pretoriafics · 4 years

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Request for Derek Hale getting mad jealous seeing Jackson always flirting with the reader which is Derek’s girlfriend.

Hi! First of all, thanks for being patient!

I did a few headcanons about it, but if you wish a complete imagine, you can request me.

Derek being jealous about you

Word count: 762

Contain: Inappropriate language

Things between you and Derek started completely messed up. You were a hunter and, in theory, you should be hunting him.

You had gone into town looking for another case. Hunting was your life.

In the case you chose, you ended up running into Derek's Pack. You worked together because you knew you were a great team. You were an extremely strategist person, and he needed a mind as intelligent as yours.

In the beginning, you didn't get along so well. Distrust was ruling both of you.

However, things didn't take long to change. Due to the context of things, you had pretended that you felt absolutely nothing for him, and he did the same.

But then, he was captured by a group of hunters. You almost had a heart attack.

You masterfully led the pack to a rescue. When he recovered and saw that you had taken care of everything, he could no longer pretend that feeling did not exist. So you made a deal: You would be together, but hidden.

But Derek did not consider the “Jackson” factor.

You were kind, audacious, and funny. Sometimes you were even a little naive, which made Hale a little nervous. He knew that this trait of yours could get you in trouble.

Well, he was the one who had problems with that.

Although you are older, Jackson's attention was turned to you. He always let out a joke or two as a way of flirting with you.

And you, naive as you are, didn't even notice. You always were treated very well by the people you knew, and those around Derek as well.

Jackson constantly praised you.

“Did you do anything to the hair? It's really pretty today. "

He helped you with the tasks, they being difficult ones...

“I think I can help you translate this bestiary page. "

... or the easiest ones.

“Wait, I'm going to open this pot for you. "

You think that Jackson was just being kind and helpful for you. In contrast, Derek thinks that Jackson was just being an arse.

Hale watched from a distance, eyes narrowed, and an unfriendly face. At first, he hoped Jackson give up by himself. This, of course, did not happen.

Like an animal marking territory, he has now started to be close to you whenever Jackson was closer. Derek gave him a deadly look whenever Jackson flirts with you.

As the days went by, Derek started to get visibly angry with you. Discussions started.

“For God's sake, Derek! What happened to you? ”

And when you asked for help in the simplest things ...

"Maybe you should ask Jackson for help."

And you rolled your eyes.

"Stop being childish."

Jackson's presence made him angrier than usual, and the pack now constantly saw the two vying for your attention. Not only was it beginning to become a joke, but it also began to raise suspicions about your relationship with the Alpha.

Derek brought you the chocolate with strawberries you love.

And Jackson brought chocolate with strawberries for you too, but with imported chocolate. The most expensive he could find.

You decided to stop it.

“You two are making me start to hate my chocolate with strawberries. Why does everything have to become a competition? ”

And when you were finally alone with Derek...

“Don't you see that Jackson is hitting on you? Why don't you do anything? ”

"He's not, he's just being nice!"

It made his blood boil. You, wanting to avoid an argument, just tried to give him what he wanted.

“Maybe he just has a crush on an older woman, Derek. Everyone has that phase. "

Seeing his irritation, you smiled. You sat on his lap and hugged him, giving him multiple kisses on the cheek. The exchange of affection seemed to have calmed him down.

After that day, seeing that Jackson was already close to you, Derek got in his way. He let out a growl that made Jackson stagger back.

He seemed to get the message. The rest of the pack too.

You cleared your throat, already a little tired of it.

"Can we go back to the investigations or will you two continue with the competition of who got the bigger dick?"

While the rest of the pack held a few laughs, Derek sat beside you. He threw his arm around your shoulders. You saw that he now felt a little more secure, and you also saw that the agreement to keep what you had secret was officially canceled.

But you didn't mind that.

#derek hale imagine #derek hale imagines #derek hale headcanon #derek hale headcanons #teen wolf imagine #teen wolf imagines #derek hale x reader

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one-piece-dumpster-fire · 4 years

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Relationship headcanons for Bonney, Perona and Hancock?

Sure thing, I’m always happy to write for these beautiful ladies~!

Relationship headcanon

Jewelry Bonney

she’s the chill but very protective kind of girlfriend

of course any nicknames she comes up with for you are food-related. Those ‘petnames’ don’t always have to make sense though, and as long as they have a nice ring to them, Bonney is content. You’re “the mozerella to her cheese”, “her precious chicken nugget”- and she’s lovin’ it.

the pirate is not really a jealous person, but she does have a habit of picking fights with people who seem interested in you. In those cases she’ll get really into the face of whoever thought they could hit it off with you and wouldn’t even shy away from fist-fighting that person

dates mostly take place in cafes, restaurants, bars... anywhere you can get food, of course.

sometimes they can be interrupted by other pirates, bounty hunters or marines though- but even when that happens, she’s got her ways to deal with it

for example there was that one time she took you to a restaurant for a date which ended in the two of you needing to hide from marines once again, and because she had no desire to end your romantic get-together there, Bonney promptly turned herself and you into kids to escape from your pursuers. The date still continued, only now with the both of you looking like you’re around elementary school age and in search of some ice cream to share

given her gluttonous nature you might think she’d be into spoonfeeding each other as well, but for the sake of your safety, do not try this with Bonney. Like a loose chain chomp, she will end up munching on your hand. Unless your reacting-skills are so advanced that you manage to pull away before her jaws close around your finger, I’d advise you to keep your distance when she’s eating

intentional bites, like lovebites though... well that’s definitely something she could get into👀

Bonney isn’t one to put her feelings into deep words, but you can definitely count on random declerations of love coming out of nowhere. Like when she’s done eating and you hand her a napkin- boom, there’s her cue to get all smooth and romantic

also, prepare for tons of hugs from behind!!! Suprise hugs like that are basically Bonney’s speciality. Her face often just pops up next to yours (like when she’s peering over your shoulder) and within the span of seconds she’ll turns your head towards hers so she can steal a quick kiss.

she’s very affectionate in general and a bit of a cuddlemonster as well lmao. Especially if you’re on the softer side (physically speaking)- she simply won’t be able to get enough of you

Perona

she’s a bit lot on the selfish and even somewhat possessive side

Perona wants to be treated like princess by you and can be quite demanding

but as her feelings for you develop, your positions will basically be swapped lol. Because once she realizes that you’re a keeper, it’s her who treats you like royalty

now the reason for her changing behaviour can be partly attributed to the fact that Perona has absolutely no previous experience with relationships. And she grew up under Moria, where she got most of her knowledge about 'love’ and ‘romance’ from morbid fairytale novels (the Twilight/Grimm’s fairytale kind), and therefore her views on the whole matter... are a little twisted.

in a way she expects you to re-enact the relationships from those novels with her and wants you to treat her just like a (often tragic and misunderstood) love interest

as a result Perona sometimes demands weird proofs of love as well- such as having you go on a dangerous and adventurous quest to fetch her some sort of super rare item that would look cute in her collection, or asking you about all the things that are important to you and if you’d be willing to give them up for her

because deep down she lowkey seeks constant confirmation that you really want to be with her, even if her methods for that are quite extreme

...and naturally, if you asked her for it, she’d be willing to do equally as crazy things to prove her love for you as well

Perona really adores getting smooched, but whenever you steal a kiss from her she’ll react as if you just insulted her lol. Like a true tsundere she’ll puff out her cheeks, tap the tip of her finger against your forehead and complain that you smudged her lipstick, while blushing ferociously

now as far as dates go, once again, she has her very own defined taste. Some of Perona’s favorites are midnight picnics at the Graveyard, moonlight walks along the beach, and exploring spooky forests during a full moon. One thing is for sure though- you’ll never get her to go out with you during daytime.

Boa Hancock

Hancock as girlfriend can be summoned up in one word: fierce

to someone who doesn’t know any better it might seem as if you are stuck in the paws of an unpredictable predator; but upon looking closer, it becomes very apparant that your relationship is anything but that

her lack of knowledge when it comes to relationships only really lasts until the end of her crush-period. Once you start dating and she has a feel for what it’s like to have her love reciprocated, she adapts and changes her attitude rather quickly.

...but that doesn’t mean that her fangirlish side completely disappeares. Hancock can still get all blushy and excited whenever you tell her you love her or do something special for her

she’s capable of switching between being the ‘submissive’ and dominant partner within seconds- and especially while you’re out in public, she’s more than ready to show off her fierce side. (kind of like a lioness scaring off anyone that could pose a threat to her romantic time with her partner)

the Empress is also not afraid to openly declare her feelings for you and makes it obvious that she won’t stand for it if anyone decides to mingle with you or your relationship

true to her title Hancock is also a caring beauty queen who, at some point, will give you a full rundown of her routine as well. Because god help you if she ever touches your skin (which she likes to do quite often) and realizes that you haven’t been following the skin-care and moisturizing routine she designed specifically for you

it’s because she cares about you so much that even things like that mean a lot to her. Your health and beauty are just as important as hers! And instead of blaming you for not following her instructions, she sees it as her own fault. How could she neglect her beloved partner like this??? You’ve just been a bit forgetful, haven’t you? Obviously she’s gotta make sure that you and her always do your routines together from now on, so you won’t forget it ever again!

if she’s not there to keep an eye on you, she’s certainly going to leave her pet snake behind so you won’t feel all alone. Since the animal is always with the Empress like it’s a part of her, it’s basically as if Hancock herself is watching over you

pretty soon after you begin your relationship, Hancock already starts having dreams of getting married. And if you don’t propose to her soon after she drops the first few hints, she’ll simply be like “fine, I’ll do it myself” and proposes to you instead lol

#one piece #jewelry bonney #perona #boa hancock #op headcanon #one piece headcanon #one piece x reader #bonney x reader #perona x reader #hancock x reader #one piece imagine

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wapwetasspirates · 3 years

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SO SFW AZ (Treasure)

A: Affection (How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

Very affectionate. The trouble is that she is very clingy but also that she is that way with everyone. It is near impossible to tell when or who she is dating as there is little difference in her affections between them all. It is best to set boundaries with her and let her know what you are comfortable with or Treasure will take the affection with everyone as far as they and you allow. It's not that she doesn’t love you especially but affection is a very freely given thing in her world and she has a hard time catching herself and saying no.

B: Breath (What can their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Compliments on her personality as opposed to her looks surprise her. She knows she is gorgeous but hears it so often it’s lost value. Telling her she did well or said something particularly funny, etc always melts her inside and will put a silly grin on her face. But also wear a particularly flattering outfit and she won’t be able to look away or speak for several moments, just be prepared to not leave your room for the next several hours.

C: Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

Always. Silly cuddles, comfort cuddles, you name it she is always down to cuddle. She has no preference on position and just enjoys being able to touch you though she has a particular fondness for human hair and her fingers are forever combing through it during cuddles.

D: Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)

Thrill seekers, hunters of mystery. She wants adventure and to take in everything she can with you beside her, exploring everything and everyone.

E: Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

Both a lot and none at all. Her care is rather evenly given so it can seem like less and any s/o will have a hard time competing for attention with Coffer. That is not to say she puts none in but the gestures and effort can ring hollow when she would do the same for anyone. This goes back to needing to discuss boundaries.

F: Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

Treasure often uses humor to turn everything into a joke and try to remove the fear from it, this can be helpful and annoying at times. If that doesn’t work she turns to more physical means, whether cuddles or, ehem, more distracting physical fun.

G: Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

She is shamelessly materialistic and adores being given trinkets and loves dressing up her s/o’s. Expect 99% of your gifts to be things she’d like to see you in.

H: Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

She basically drapes herself all over you all the time, it doesn’t really count as a hug but she is something like a leech so good luck getting space from her. If you want a real, comforting hug you’d probably have to ask her.

I: Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Treasure knows exactly how to play the part of the romantic but she has little interest in it herself. She does it if her partner enjoys it but otherwise doesn’t bother. As for intimacy, you might end up wishing she had an off switch.

J: Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Not even slightly. She is open to all forms of relationship and trusts her s/o but if you don’t at least give her a heads up she can be very petty and expect more than a few sharp words from Coffer that will remind you exactly why you don’t want to do that.

K: Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)

One of the best in wap and no that isn’t just her pride boasting, it’s fact. Her and Coffer have regular competitions much to everyone's amusement. She loves kissing, any and all types and everywhere. She is very fond of giving and receiving shoulder kisses especially and loves surprise kisses. Especially dramatic, running across a street to leap into each other's arms dramatics. She is extra, what can I say.

L: Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say it or show it?)

Surprisingly she is very careful about saying it but once she does she’ll say it often and shamelessly. She’ll shout it from rooftops just because she can. Her showing it, much like her affection, can seem too similar to everyone else so she tends to rely on her words in this case.

M: Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so what kind of ceremony?)

She isn't actually that fond of that type of commitment. Not that she isn’t committed but she idea of a piece of paper proving she cares for you doesn’t sit well with her. If she ever were to get married though, you can bet she would demand the most ridiculously extravagant wedding possibly and she wouldn’t pay a dime to get it either.

N: Night Out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)

Date night is every night. She has no preference; she just enjoys wining and dining her s/o and the same being done in return. If you let her everyday will end up being the most ridiculous date until it blurs into one endless date of madness.

O: Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do for/with their s/o?)

Settling down. It isn’t really in her nature but with an s/o she is more willing to have calm, “domestic” days if asked.

P: Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

When is she not? If she’s not teasing you, flirting, or generally being a pain in everyones ass. You’ll have a much harder time getting her to not make light of everything and take things seriously than you will dragging her into a game play wrestling or prank war..

Q: Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

She doesn’t. It doesn’t mean she won’t take advice but she usually is the type to do first and ask later. However, she has no problems voicing her thoughts on everything under the sun and then some.

R: Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Very. It's highly debatable that Treasure even knows what a plan is let along can plan something. Everything is done on a whim and in the spur of the moment with whatever strikes her fancy and she loves dragging her s/o along for the ride.

S: Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)

Whenever she wants and frequently. As much as she is the type to go everywhere and do everything she enjoys her “beauty rest” and will kidnap you no matter how inconvenient for naps and sleep, she never sleeps alone and it is something she will argue with you about. She is twice as clingy in her sleep as she is awake.

T: Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

Completely. Entirely. And also not at all. She knows people far better than they know themselves at times and if she doesn’t trust you she probably never will, if she does trust you it's nigh impossible to have that trust broken.

U: Unique (What makes them unique as a s/o?)

Sexy brothel pirate lady. She’ll swindle your heart.

V: Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

Immediately. She is shameless and not afraid of being vulnerable but this has burned her many times. There isn’t a real difference in behavior because with Treasure the version you get is the version you will always get in a sense. If she trusts you enough to be vulnerable she is so from the start, if she doesn’t you’ll never see it.

W: Wild Card (Random domestic headcanon)

Wearing each other's clothes. Her favorite to see you in is something of hers and vice versa. She is a bit of a dork and loves the scent of you around her, surprisingly lazy days inside in the most ridiculous outfits are something that will happen more often than you’d think.

X: X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

As if she’d let any around you long enough for that to happen. And if it did Coffer will have it taken care of so quickly you’ll wonder if it ever happened at all. If it's a minor physical mishap she will mock you endlessly even as she teasingly offers to kiss it better. Serious injuries will have you ported to Coffer and healed before you even feel the sting of an injury.

Y: Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

Not really, Treasure is all about doing you (ha, see what I did there?). And if something does bother her she’ll just ignore it, she’s very good at that. And if it's something that really upsets Treasure you’ll suddenly find Coffer has somehow trained you out of it.

Z: Zeal (Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

Very. But she’s passionate about everything and everyone, its both hard to match and almost seems false but she does enjoy when people try to keep up, especially her adorable s/o.

#pirate au #ut au #wap #Treasure #sfw az

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Darling, you’re already in my veins.

[ BEN BARNES / CIS MALE ] ┊ RYDER ― This THREE HUNDRED AND ONE ( APPEARS THIRTY-EIGHT ) YEAR OLD SUPERNATURAL ( VAMPIRE ) is AGAINST the humans. HE has lived in Marion for ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO YEARS in the EDGEWATER ORCHARD neighbourhood, working as a BOUNTY HUNTER / OWNER OF THE SALOON BAR. There are no winners in this war, and HE is AT RISK of losing the supernatural war.

↳ BASICS.

FULL NAME: ◾◾◾◾◾◾.

AGE: 301, appears 38.

NICKNAME: Ryder.

GENDER & SEXUALITY: Cis male. Pansexual.

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6′1. 172 lbs.

SPECIES: Vampire.

PERSONALITY: When he was human, Ryder allowed his heart to guide his actions and thoughts. He was an emotional man easily affected by the ones around him, so when he turned into a vampire, it only heightened the strong emotions he felt. Now, with his humanity turned off, Ryder’s emotions are completely shut off, making him carefree and remorseless with his actions.

HOMETOWN: ◾◾◾◾◾, Texas.

OCCUPATION: Bounty Hunter / “Fixer” / Owner of The Saloon.

AESTHETIC: Blue eyes, suit jackets, sapphire daylight ring, southern accents, darling, bloodstains.

↳ FAMILY.

PARENTS: Samuel (father, deceased) & Elizabeth (mother, deceased).

SIBLINGS: Caroline (younger sister, deceased), Mary (younger sister, deceased) & Isaac (younger brother, deceased), Olivia (younger sister, deceased).

WIFE: Evelyn (deceased).

CHILDREN: Ava (eldest daughter, deceased) & Isabella (daughter, deceased).

LEGACY: A human linage from his sisters’ children and their children. He does not keep in contact with them, though he knows of their whereabouts for the most part.

↳ ABOUT.

(violence tw, death tw). The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies. This was a lesson that Ryder had learned too late in life. He lived on a farm down in the south of Texas to loving parents plus four younger siblings. He idolized his father Samuel, who was the mayor of the town. He learned everything from his father - how to lead, how to inspire, how to defend, and how to be a good man in the eyes of God. When he became a man, he trained to be part of the police force until he climbed up the ladder to become the Sheriff of the town. Alongside his father, he brought order and stability to their family, friends and neighbours, and eventually settled down into his own family, marrying a wonderful woman and had two beautiful daughters.

But his orderly life came to an end one fateful evening. His younger brother Isaac, the second oldest, grew jealous of Ryder and resentful towards their father for having favourited him. He wanted the power for himself so he plotted against them. Isaac had discovered a werewolf pack that had been travelling through the area. Through his cunning ways, Isaac was able to convince the pack to turn him into one of their own and use them to attack the village. His plan was to kill Samuel and Ryder so that he could take their place and run the town, but through the frenzy and unable to control his new monstrous instincts, him and the other wolves massacred the whole town, including all of Ryders’ family — his mother, his siblings, his wife and his children. Unbeknownst to Isaac, Ryder had managed to survive the attack. Ryder himself doesn’t know how he did, but if it hadn’t been for a vampire who found him and turned him to save his life, he would be dead too. Perhaps it would have been better that way.

He used his newfound vampirism to get justice. It took him years to track them down, but one-by-one he found every single werewolf that had come upon them that night, leaving his brother Isaac for last. Revenge consumed his soul from the inside out and destroyed Ryder over time. He found a gang of vampires who were sworn to fight against the werewolves. He joined them, using it as a distraction from his grief and found that he was surprisingly good at it. He grew respected amoung the ranks and many counted on him for his skills and abilities, always able to deliver on his missions and promises. He stayed in their company for two centuries as it gave him an outlet.

Unable to handle the guilt of his actions over the years, Ryder made the decision to shut off his emotions. With his humanity gone, he was able to carry out his orders without a second thought or remorse. He made a name for himself within the supernatural community, selling his services as a “fixer” — whatever you needed, he was the man for the job — tracking someone on down, cleaning up a mess, hiding the evidence, killing people, you name it. He has his principals, but he doesn’t tend to be too picky with his work. But everything comes with a price, he makes deals with his clients as payment – money, items, spells, potions or favours that he will one day come and collect. Those who fail to pay… well, you don’t want to know what happens to them.

He has been in and out of town over the years, coming for jobs to those who called him but had never settled down there himself. Now, he has decided to stay in town, buying out a local dive bar and revamping it — The Saloon, a front where he conducts his business in the back room. Those who have run into him in the past know that he has a hidden agenda up his sleeve.

↳ VIEWS

WEREWOLVES: Despises them. Though it has been years since his brother’s betrayal, werewolves remind him of everything that had been taken by him, and he has hunted many wolves in the past just for sport.

HUNTERS: Respects them, in a way. He finds it entertaining to see feeble humans fight species stronger than them. He has killed his fair share of hunters in the past, while also working with some of them.

VAMPIRES: Indifferent, just because he is one of them doesn’t mean he instantly has a connection to them; however, if he had to choose a species to keep company with, it would be his own kind.

WITCHES: A means to an end. He often contracts witches to help him with his work.

HUMANS: Thinks very little towards human life. He believes supernaturals to be superior.

↳ HEADCANONS.

He is a very secretive man, only referring to himself as Ryder - no real first name or last name, to keep his real identity hidden. Only his sire knows his true name.

With his humanity off, he is unaffected to the guilt he has caused over the years, allowing him to be a calculating killer for his job and survival. As he is getting older, he is beginning to have less control of his emotions, his sadness and anger threatening to spill over and take over. Is his humanity really off or is it just an excuse to not face who he truly has become?

He would be well known to some supernaturals, especially the older ones, as he has made a name for himself in his trade.

He owns The Saloon dive bar — an ordinary western-style bar in the front, with an office in the backroom where he does his dealings.

Fluent in English, French, Spanish, Italian, Romanian & Mandarin.

He doesn’t like technology. He doesn’t own a smart phone, laptop, etc. He usually has the people who work from him use them.

He can play the piano.

Think of him as your resident ‘Rumpelstiltskin’ — do you dare make a deal with the devil?

↳ CONNECTIONS.

I am the monster you created [ EMELINE VAN DAALEN 1/1 ] — his sire, she turned him to save him.

the immortality of the soul [ OPEN VAMPIRES 0/? ] — people he has turned into vampires over the last 250 years. It can be against their will or they asked him to.

this medicine is screaming let us in [ ASTRID SALOIS, OPEN 1/3 ] — he prefers to drink from the source, he has a few regular people he uses as his blood bags.

sell your soul [ OPEN 0/? ] — people who have made a deal with him in the past. They either still owe him for the favour or have already paid.

thrice around the circle, all evil sinks in [ MARA FONTAINE, STEFAN REYES, OPEN WITCHES 2/4 ] — witches he has hired in the past to help him with jobs. most likely would have done illegal things.

a light in the dark [ OPEN 0/? ] — help him flip the humanity switch back on.

paint me with black wings [ OPEN VAMPIRE 0/1 ] — he uses to be part of a vampire gang that hunted supernaturals that got in their way (especially werewolves). this person was either part of the gang or had a run-in with them.

can the puppet see their strings [ OPEN HUMAN 0/1 ] — a mundane he is going to mess with. they either already know about the supernatural or maybe he reveals it to them. who knows but it’ll be fun.

Feel free to message me, always open to new ideas!

#intro:ryder #death tw #violence tw

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tiny-tyrant-taryn · 7 years

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WKM Theory

Hey all, so I was theorizing with @teamseptipliershu and she thought I should post this.

Before I get started though, I want to thank @markiplier and the whole gang for giving us such an amazing story to mull over and play with while they were on tour. Tickets sold out here before I could get to one, so I would’ve been pretty despondent without WKM coming to light. And it was an amazing piece, the acting was so incredible and I can only guess at the number of hours the story took to craft. Seriously, thank you.

But anyway, this is my take on how and why things went the way they did during Who Killed Markiplier, and my headcanons for what I think happened after. This is entirely conjecture, I have no evidence but an over-active imagination.

Sorry it reads like a story for most of it, that’s how my brain works.

So, William, Damien and Mark are childhood friends who grow up and go on their differing paths, but eventually meeting Celine and Y/N.

“Damien” (those quotations are deliberate) makes a comment in Chapter 1 about being in university together, so I’m going to say that’s where we all met. Y/N goes into law, Mark went on from university to become an actor, Damien — a well-respected mayor, and the Colonel becomes a successful military-man, explorer and hunter.

I think that Celine and William fall in love and get married and he uses the funds from his hunts and expeditions to buy her a beautiful mansion full of rooms and places to build a family. That’s why Celine knows her way around the mansion when she arrives, and why the Colonel knows where the pool and golf-course are.

At some point the Colonel goes missing, lost on a safari or in Jumanji and Celine is distraught. Mark, Damien and Y/N do their best to comfort her, but Celine is determined to find him, so she turns to the occult and only Mark stays by her. The two of them get closer and start having an affair, eventually leading to a child.

When the Colonel comes back, he’s unstable. He’s still the lovable, over-excited friend they all remembered, but now he was dangerous. Celine didn’t know how to tell him about her and Mark at first, so she told William that the baby was his.

The baby (a boy) is stillborn or dies soon after birth, William, Mark and Celine are heartbroken. Celine takes to wearing a veil, and she and Mark throw themselves into learning more about the occult.

Damien, not realizing that Celine had lied, accidentally tells the Colonel the truth while trying to comfort him, and the Colonel, seeing how happy Mark makes Celine, gives the two of them the house he’d bought for her, but he never really gets over the sense of hate and betrayal he had towards Mark for stealing his wife. Nor does Mark get over his jealousy at the close bond that the Colonel and Celine continue to share.

Mark asks his friend —a detective who was investigating the Colonel’s actions during his disappearance— to check out the staff still working in the manor. He worries about their loyalties and wonders if they’ll attack him on the Colonel’s behalf. The detective finds nothing of real concern, though neither are good citizens.

Years pass and the friends aren’t as close as they once were. Y/N has just started working as Damien’s District Attorney when the invitation arrives. Mark wants to reconnect with everyone, inviting them all to a poker night, like they’d used to have during college. He asks Celine to leave for the night, so that he can “try to mend fences with the Colonel”.

We have work to do, so we don’t arrive with Damien, instead coming later and running into the Colonel outside, who we haven’t seen since before he’d gone missing. Because of that trauma, or perhaps just because he forgot, he introduces himself to us and we play along, knowing his story. We all play cards and have fun, and we all seem to be fine.

But Mark had other ideas for that night. With his own career dying, he was jealous of Damien’s continued political popularity, and he still held a contempt towards William, because William still held a piece of Celine’s heart. So he studied the occult and found a way to solve all his problems, a dark force trapped in the manor who whispered ideas to him. Ideas of taking Damien’s prosperity and getting rid of the Colonel.

I think when William sarcastically tells us what happened that night, when Mark went up the stairs and fell, I don’t think he was being entirely facetious. Mark did go up to his rooms before the rest of the party goers, because he was performing the ritual that would give his soul a place to stay after death (henceforth called the abyss), and give him the strength to steal Damien’s body.

William finds Mark when he helps Damien carry Y/N up to bed, and Mark picks a fight. One that ends in him being shot, killed. But William, being not altogether sane; doesn’t realize what he’s done, the permanence of it, or the magnitude. So he goes off to bed. Meanwhile, Mark’s spirit is following Damien to his room, where it wrests control of his body and throws Damien’s soul into the abyss. Then he goes to find his body and maims it, making it impossible for Damien to occupy.

The next morning, when Y/N meets with Damien outside their room, it’s Mark with who they’re actually speaking. All those references to suspiciousness, it’s all Mark’s own cockiness. He got away with the first part of his plan, why not brag a bit? Even if only he knows it. When “Damien” says that he has business to attend, he’s getting ready to reveal Mark’s body, and set up the frame-job to see the Colonel dealt with.

Mark invites the Detective to his little get-together because he knew that Abe already had a fixation on William’s guilt, and if he can convince Y/N, then William will be locked away, and the key tossed in the nearest river. Leaving Celine alone, with “Damien” there to pick up the pieces. When Y/N shows signs of being skeptical; asking questions and running around with various members of the household; Mark hides his old body away so nothing can be found that he couldn’t explain away.

He didn’t count on Celine coming back that morning, before everything was solved.When Celine comes home, and sees the strange lightning she starts to suspect what could be wrong and decides to hold a seance and try to confirm her suspicions. Celine chooses Y/N to help her with the seance because of their distance the past years, Y/N didn’t know Mark as well as the others, we were less likely to be fooled or manipulated by his spirit, or by any other spirits lurking in the house.

When Celine takes them to perform the seance, she doesn’t want “Damien” around because he is the one who told William about her affair. She doesn’t realize that it is Mark, trying to lay the groundwork for a relationship with her, in that body. When he wishes Y/N well, it’s an afterthought, because Mark doesn’t care about them the way Damien, their old friend did.

The visions are a fight for control between Damien’s spirit and the dark force. The spirit distorts Celine’s voice, trying to put Y/N on edge, and make them suspicious. Damien reminds them that William called the manor his home, and that he was watching over Y/N from the master balcony when the Detective told them that Mark’s body was gone. The spirit shows them William being creepy in the hallway, while Damien shows them Mark, pretending to be Damien.

I think at this point, the spirit was starting to worry that they wouldn’t believe Mark. So it showed Y/N a vision of the groundskeeper, a red herring to throw them all off the scent. Y/N started to feel overwhelmed, confused so they threw themselves out of the trance. Which is why they looked shaken enough for the Detective to feel so protective.

“Damien” asks Celine what was going on, what she was doing because he worried that she would be able to figure out what he’d done. While everyone else goes outside, chasing the spirit’s goose, he and Celine go back to do another seance.

This time, the real Damien is able to contact Celine, explain to her what’s happened while the dark force decides that it is done with manipulating things from the spirit world. The spirit forces itself into Celine’s body, overwhelming her own soul and throwing it out into the abyss to join Damien. Mark, in Damien’s body decides that demonic forces possessing his lover are more than he wants to deal with right now, and runs off. That exchange of power is what sends everyone running back inside where George and Y/N are able to lock the demon inside the seance room.

Together though, Celine and Damien’s souls are able to pull the force back into the abyss with them, destroying Celine’s body in the process and leaving all three spirits trapped.

As everyone either leaves, or runs off Y/N hears a feminine voice, Celine asking for help. She opened the doorway for Y/N that the Dark tries to manipulate them through again. It partially possesses the District Attorney, leading them through the house and bringing up memories in each room before they wind up in front of Mark’s study, which the Detective had taken over in his time there. Y/N sees the obsession with the Colonel, and how he seemed to have specific notes and background on each of the other guests too, as though acquiting their guilt, (or their usefulness.)

William finds them there, discovers the Detective’s notes and chases after him, angry and confused, believing him to be the driving force behind everything. I believe that the Dark is manipulating that anger, pushing William over his thin line of sanity, guiding William and Abe back outside the seance room, where it’s power will be strongest. It speaks through Abe, taunting the Colonel with things that Mark did to him; seducing Celine, strapping him for cash, plotting murders and betrayals.

William, confused, angry and manipulated; shoots the Detective, and Y/N surges forward, trying to stop their friend from killing someone. In the struggle for the gun, William accidentally shoots them, and momentum carries them through the bannister, onto the marble below.

Celine is able to carry their spirit through the doorway into the abyss where she and Damien try to explain what’s going on, and an idea they have to fix it. Unknown to them though, the Dark is listening in. Dark is the one who tells Y/N that things aren’t fair, that plants the seeds of frustration that could lead them to accept Celine’s offer.

Y/N invites Celine and Damien in, housing their three souls in one broken body, and the Dark hides in the cracks, tainting their thoughts and providing them with more power than they expected.

They all wake, lying on the floor in the foyer, with William grieving over them nearby, his hat discarded, coat draped over Y/N like a funeral shroud, clutching to Damien’s cane because it’s all he could find of his three friends.

Watching Y/N stand up, remembering Mark’s body disappear as though it had walked away, shattered what remained of William’s sanity. “I didn’t kill anyone” he says, convincing himself of that as reality slips through his fingers.

He runs off looking for Damien, his closest friend and for Celine, his beloved. And when neither of them answer he cries out for the son he had lost, because if Y/N returned from the dead, why couldn’t his child?

Damien, Celine and Y/N watch him go, heartbroken, before walking over to the mirror. At first, they see Y/N’s reflection before them, why wouldn’t they? But they remember the pain, the anger, the betrayal that had trapped them, and their form flickered, taking on the shape most like Mark; Damien’s.

Their skin was ashen, which was to be expected given they were inhabiting a corpse. Their bones were misaligned from the fall, scraping against each other painfully with every movement. They cracked their neck, feeling the vertebrae pop. Power they weren’t used to lashing out and breaking the mirror.

An aura of red and blue surrounded them, reminding Y/N of the color of Damien and Celine’s souls in the abyss. blaring in their ears is a high pitched ringing which Y/N sheepishly lays claim to inside their shared mind. That was the last sound the District Attorney heard, the aftershock from William’s revolver echoing inside their mind, forever.

(Here’s where it becomes HC y’all)

It’s Y/N who notices something that didn’t belong, a glimmer in their reflection. Someone watching. Us, tag-alongs and dreamers from another universe being shown a story we barely understand. They throw us out and the three go off, away from the mirror, to chase and comfort William.

By the time they find him, in a nursery that was never used, clutching photos from happier times, he’s started to forget everything that happened, remembering only anger, sadness and a name; Wilford. In their mindscape, Celine chokes back a sob. The name they were going to give their son.

At first, William Wilford recognizes them.

“Damien?” He says. “Looking rather dark, old chap. Are you feeling alright?” The broken shell laughs quietly, patting the broken man gently on the shoulder.

“Dark sounds about right, Wilford. And I’m fine.” The newly named ‘Dark’ grins rictusly. “Why don’t we go find Mark, old friend? We’ve got some unfinished business.”

Years, a bizarre interaction with a glitchy cyberdemon, and a few universe hops later, the two think they’ve found him. He’s a ‘YouTuber’, an online entertainer, and he’s going on a date with someone very familiar. Inside their mindscape Y/N cackles and outwardly, Dark grins in the shadows. Here’s hoping it goes well. They thought, menacingly.

#wkm #who killed markiplier #wkm theory #Taryn talks #writing

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destiny-islanders · 7 years

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FFXV x KH Headcanons That I Have But Probably Won’t Doodle Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2

Sora is something else when he’s behind the wheel of a car because he is either at one end of the emotional extreme or the other.

He is the kind of driver who makes sure to thank other drivers on the road for their consideration. If someone lets him switch lanes and get in front of them, he sticks his hand up and waves to them. He also mutters, “Thank you,” even though there’s absolutely no way for the other driver to hear or even see his lips forming the words aw hon

He is also the kind of driver who shows off a very… colorful… vocabulary when he’s dealing with bad drivers. He never drives aggressively– especially not behind the wheel of someone else’s car! But he swears up a storm that even makes Gladio a little uncomfortable. (Don’t tell them to put a rusty tire iron there, Sora…)

While we’re on the subject of Sora in the car, he sits between Noct and Gladio in the backseat

With Sora in the party, Ignis now has TWO stubborn and sleepy boys to drag out of bed each morning

Sora’s Keyblade ex Machina becomes a Thing

No more having to worry about accidentally locking the keys in the car because there’s a boy in the party with the universe’s biggest and dumbest-looking master key

Noctis politely accepting the dungeon key from Ezma even though there is absolutely no need for it with Sora “Yes-by-it-works-on-any-lock-I-MEAN-it-works-on-any-lock.”

Yes this results in the boys facing off against a monster they are nowhere near equipped to handle

Yes Gladio has to drag Sora’s and Prompto’s unconscious bodies all the way back up to the dungeon’s entrance

Yes they go back for revenge once they’ve collectively toughened up

Imagine Sora getting captured by Niffs only to create increasing frustration in their ranks because they literally cannot keep this kid locked in a room

Sora looks forward to getting to meet Lunafreya! :D

Noctis gets frustrated that he can’t talk to Luna more often. Sora suggests he write her a message, stick it in a bottle, and cast it out to sea.

He’s only half joking

Sora getting! So excited! When Noct assures him that of course he can come to the wedding! Sora’s never been to a wedding before! :D :D :D

As their friendship grows stronger, Noct decides to make Sora one of his groomsmen!!!!!

Imagine the bachelor party omfg

Real talk: SORA WOULD CRY AT A WEDDING. HE LOVES TO SEE PEOPLE HAPPY AND IN LOVE!!!!!

The chocobros fearing Sora’s power more than ever when they realize that his hair naturally stands up like that. No hair gel necessary. His hair is just Too Powerful

Prompto is so jealous

Sora sometimes gets really quiet when they’re on the beach at Galdin Quay or Cape Caeum. He sort of spaces out. Just stares out at the horizon with the waves lapping up around his ankles.

Angst under the cut. :O

The Return of the Angst Corner:

In the first year of the long night, Sora tries a number of methods to get in touch with his friends

He tries to summon old friends and encourage them to let Donald, Goofy, etc. know that he’s okay– just stranded in Eos. Genie, Mushu, Peter Pan, all of them. The only way they’ll be able to send the message is if they visit their home worlds, though– not a very good chance of that happening. Still, it’s worth a shot.

He sends a message in a bottle every time he’s near the ocean. He is nearly killed in the waters of Galdin Quay by a Ronin during one of these attempts. He’d been too caught up in making sure the waves carried off the bottle. Careless.

Eventually… he gives up.

It’s worth noting that even when things are at their bleakest, Sora doesn’t lose his kindness or optimism. He is gentle and patient with wary survivors and is usually the one who convinces people hesitant to leave their homes behind to seek refuge in Lestallum.

It’s easy to forget how horrible things are when you’re sitting by the fire with Sora, whose smiles and laughter are infectious. He’s such a good storyteller– great at getting your mind off of the actual apocalypse happening in the world beyond

This boy is Great With Kids

He knows Noctis will come back, and they’ll bring back the light

It’s only a matter of time

Sora takes shifts with other hunters to stand watch at the city limits of Lestallum

Whenever a daemon gets too close, he is usually the first to reach them– he launches himself off, sometimes boosted by magic, and usually takes it down before it sees him coming

Sora isn’t quite sure of the exact moment he was infected with the Starscourge

But if he had to guess

While on a supply run with Prompto, he is ambushed by a gargoyle that manages to latch onto his left arm… with its teeth

Prompto’s killed the thing before Sora has a chance to scream– puts a bullet in its head.

Its head explodes. Sora’s covered in its blood– it’s on his face, in his hair, in his mouth… and it’s all over his left arm, too

Sora remembers reading up on the Starscourge a little bit after hearing Luna talking about it on the radio once… something about “photophilic organisms” infecting a host and leeching off of them like a parasite until

Until…

It really could have been something else. Maybe the world’s darkness was just finally getting to Sora. Maybe Ardyn did something to him. Or maybe he was infected by daemon’s blood in an open wound.

Don’t tell Prompto.

Sora keeps it a secret at first. The thin black tendrils curling beneath the skin of the underside of his left forearm are easy enough to hide with sleeves.

It takes a couple of weeks before it starts to hurt

It’s a throbbing, pulsating pain. It matches his heartbeat a little too well.

The marks spread quickly. More quickly than Sora remembers reading it did. Why is it spreading so damned fast?!

Sora is doing inventory in the stockroom with Nayvth when he experiences an intense palpitation that takes his breath away. He gets so dizzy that he slips off of a ladder while counting the ethers

He’s too woozy to stop a couple of well-meaning bystanders from carrying him to the infirmary– the town had fashioned the restaurant by the kebab stand into one during the long night

He’s able to pull himself together enough to fight off the nurse who tries to examine him. He’s fine. Just tired. Just hungry.

He lies to the nurse, but he decides he can’t lie to his friends. He decides this after checking in the mirror to find that the infection has spread up his arm, across his shoulder, towards his heart.

Prompto sobs

Once everyone knows, they are determined to find a cure

Ignis, having had nine years to grow accustomed to his blindness, being met with frustration he hasn’t felt in years when he realizes that most of the relevant books in Lestallum’s local library are not in braille

Prompto staying up late with Ignis, reading passages to him about the Starscourge, the Oracles’ effort through generations to contain it, and beyond

The infection spreads to Sora’s neck, and now he’s stuck wearing turtlenecks and carefully-pinned scarves to hide it.

He is absolutely not a turtleneck guy. It’s so constricting and uncomfortable at first! He can’t stand it.

The Scourge spreads to his face

It spreads to his left eye

The people of Lestallum don’t need to worry about isolating Sora. He isolates himself.

People who’d once heralded Sora a hero, cooked him meals, played checkers with him– they’re too afraid to come close

Sora gets it. He really does. Nothing is known about the disease. How infectious is it? Is it transmittable in the air? Will they get the Scourge too if Sora sneezes too close to them?

Sora doesn’t know. But he wears gloves when he’s around Ignis, Gladio, Prompto, and the handful of others who refuse to let his condition stop them from being at his side

It takes a while before the disease begins to affect his mind

Lapses in his memory. He’d come back to his senses and have no idea how he got to wherever he is

He gets irritable. Very.

He lashes out at the slightest provocation. With Gladio especially

He gets downright scary in battle at times.

He keeps hacking away at a Salpinx’s body even though it’s already dead. He’ll never forget the look on Prompto’s face when he finally regains himself

He has a violent coughing fit one night. He pulls his hand away, and there’s black ooze in his palm

It’s cold

“P-Prompto…?”

He still accepts hunts and stands watch and takes care of daemons that get too close to the city

He takes on the biggest fucking Snaga he’s ever seen in his life and is overwhelmed

It kicks his ass

He would have for sure died if not for Ardyn

His brain screams at him to stay awake, to get up, to finally get back at this piece of shit for everything he’s done to Noctis, to Prompto, to all of his friends– but he’s in too much pain and he’s short of breath and his heart is fluttering and stuttering and everything hurts. He passes out.

He wakes up at camp with Ardyn. Ardyn’s cooking something for them to eat.

Ardyn tells him about his past life– how he’d not only been a Lucian king, but also a healer. He can’t cure the Starscourge. Those powers were lost to him long ago. But he can treat it.

Sora has no way of knowing if this is true or not.

But based on what Ardyn said, it sounds like Ardyn treated the Scourge by drawing it out of the host– and absorbing it himself

Does that mean healing Sora will make Ardyn stronger?

No way he can risk that. This freak is powerful enough already. He’d rather die than make it harder for his friends to save the world.

Ardyn doesn’t give him a choice

After Ardyn draws out most of the Scourge, he’s gone

Sora finds a map that helps him get back to Lestallum. It’s not far.

He does feel a lot better. He didn’t realize what an effort breathing had been for him lately until now– it’s so much easier. The air tastes so much cleaner.

He doesn’t know how much time he has left, now that Ardyn’s interfered with the hands of the clock. He just has to hope that Noctis gets back soon. Because he wants to be there when they finally take Ardyn down.

#final fantasy xv #kingdom hearts #sora #ffxv x kh #headcanons #ff #ffxv #I got CARRIED AWAY with this one #too much angst for one post #bullet points are so much easier to write than an actual fic aren't they #way to go english major #way to go #starscourge sora

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overcaffeinated-creative · 6 years

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Leia and Solus: Bounty Hunters

@mexicanpickletaco was listening to me ramble and decided that Leia and Solus needed to be in a buddy bounty hunter au. I believe that messages that sparked it were, “It’s dangerous for everyone because they encourage one another’s “Well fuck you, I’ve got the blaster mentality.”; “Leia is Leia. While Solus negotiates like a Mandalorian.”; and “You’ve got two bewildered husbands who are just like, “Not worth it. Let ‘em menace someone else.”

And now there’s another bullet point AU (with actual bullet points!) because I take everything as encouragement:

Han, bless his heart, is in over his head right out the gate. He’s a smuggler above all else and the other three are less smuggle, more chase the running, screaming man across three sectors because money. Solus and Leia are more “Set to stun for more money” than Boba.

That doesn’t stop Han from getting mixed up with them...repeatedly.

I would imagine Solus trained Leia in the finer arts of how to do this.

Maybe they’re doing this for the money for the Rebellion? I didn’t think that far so feel free to make stuff up to fill in the blanks.

Solus has a very nice ship clearly built for bounty hunting and that various problems they could find.

Half of the arguments with Han stem from this.

At least.

Solus refrains from overtly freaky Jedi moves because she’s got her beskar’gam and the skills to warrant wearing it.

Tbh some of her arguments with Boba totally stem from armor dick measuring contests.

Leia is the common sense of her outfit some days; Solus has a mentality best described as “Well, nothing’s killed me yet so something’s working.” Therefore she just goes with the impossible as Acceptable.

Solus has at one point greeted Boba by shrieking “YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” and full body launching herself at him. It was entirely over a bounty he stole that was almost hers.

Cause Boba’s Too Cool for Rules.

And Solus is Fearless.

Leia can identify the distinctive noise of beskar colliding with durasteel at 20 yards because of them.

She’s also probably got some Force training because Solus believes in using everything you have at your disposal.

Those were some Stories.

Some bartenders say their best/worst nights include Han/Leia and Solus/Boba square off because they don’t know how to just talk like normal people. Not that Boba really talks. He’s more of grunts, annoyed silence, and threats because Solus is Rage when she wants to be.

Han/Leia have less of a reputation for property damage.

Boba/Solus might as well be nicknamed Property Damage because both enjoy a good fight.

Don’t call it flirting.

It’s not.

Not at all.

Doesn’t matter if they absolutely insist on arguing with each other as a form of greeting. Or, show the slightest hint of caring for one another.

That one time Solus appeared like a fucking wraith to wreck shit because someone had Fett captured means nothing. Doesn’t matter that she would’ve got first pick of better bounties because of this. Or, that they openly fight all of the damn time. It was just luck she tracked him down and wrecked that place to keep him alive.

She exclusively calls him Fett.

Leia gets a name before Solus gets passed the “You” stage to the “Vetra” stage. Or, whatever level of insults they’re volleying at one another.

Why has Boba Fett, heartless bounty hunter, not murdered this rival? Especially such a vocal, little pain in his ass.

(No that was not a hint, Solo. Don’t you owe the Hutt more spice?)

Strategy.

She keeps the ranks thinned out below him and seems amiable enough to not truly attempt to kill him. Thus, he gets to keep his spot while keeping an easy eye on the competition.

(”Solo, I will sell you to the Hutt if you bring up her looks one more time.”)

(”I mean it.”)

Han is totally Force Sensitive in this because I love that headcanon. Him being so salty about is what makes me happy.

Solus and Leia just watch his Force Sensitive ass clearly use the Force and let it go. Shit’s hilarious.

Leia and Han will argue over anything at the drop of a hat.

It’s wonderful because they’re so tame.

No she doesn’t like him.

Yes it’s considered background noise now.

No they’ve not lost a bounty because Han was in trouble and Leia has a heart.

They’ve lost five at Solus’ last count.

Leia and Solus are scary af running together tbh.

Leia totally still politics everything she possible can and it shines. She gets them paid double some days.

Which is good.

Cause Solus believes explosives solve everything or at least help a solution come around.

Tbh they’re probably decent con artists on the side.

Forged. Art.

Solus forges art and Leia fences it and they keep themselves up with that too.

Look, they’re both badasses.

Han is jealous.

This starting more of their fights.

No one mentions Solus and Boba have the same shoulder plate on their armor. Sand Gold with a stylized Mythosaur Head.

At least no one that isn’t okay with being shot at anyway.

(Han brought it up once.)

Solus still has her fondness for kids. It’s precious. Big, scary bounty hunter totally melts for little kiddies.

Leia and Solus have probably tried to run a con through a pod race. Leia posses as the manager and Solus gets Too Excited to race.

Solus brings Leia home to Krownest and therefore Harti has meet her. He’s very proud of Leia for being the Common Sense. He also asks after little Bo’ika, because someone should.

Leia totally adores him. They bond. It’s sweet.

The Duo totally borrows a strill some times from Harti. It’s very sweet because they think it’s a precious baby who does fantastic work. Not to mention it adds to their Look.

Han bitches about the smell when he runs into them. Because he’s really about not running into them but totally running into them.

Chewie and Solus are friends because their People are being dumb together and that’s nice.

#caff rambles #caff made an au #look it's terrible #i love it #solus vetra #c: more than you bargained for #here comes the general #my smugglepuff #fett is best #idk this was so random

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spiritgriffon · 7 years

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Rachael’s Favorite FE Characters

Well, since I posted my favorite Pokemon... everything a while ago, I figured I’d post my favorite FE characters class-by-class as well! I’ll also post my least favorites.

The games I own are Sacred Stones, Path of Radiance, Radiant Dawn, Shadow Dragon, New Mystery on an emulator, Awakening, Heroes, all 3 Fates & Echoes. I’ve played a bit of FE4 too but I’m not far enough into it to pick favorite characters.

Favorite Lord:

Male- Chrom (He’s pretty vanilla but I still love me my Blueberry Dorklord)

Female- Erika (Who is not NEARLY as foolish as recent entries would have you believe. She’s quite a bit better than Celica at any rate- there’s no way she’d fall for fkn JEDAH)

Least Favorite- Ephraim (He’s such a... warmonger. There is no point in the entirety of SS where I go “Yes, he’ll make a good king!”)

Favorite Avatar

Robin! Robin’s the best. Robin has the best coat. Do I need to say more?

Well, I guess I’ll say too that Robin’s personality is quite a bit like my own, which is why I prefer Fem!Robin. I too, would relentlessly pelt Lon’qu with figs and, when faced with unwinnable odds would, just resort to a Big Fire™

Least favorite goes to... IDK, I want to say Kiran but Kiran can marry Navarre so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Favorite Cavalier/Paladin/Great Knight

Seth wins, but Xander and Berkut are close seconds. Seth/Erika is my ultimate FE OTP- they’re the only ones in the whole series I can’t even bear to pair with anyone else for a playthrough to get their supports. I like Xander/Corrin and Xander/Sakura quite a bit, but neither come anywhere close honestly. And Berkut is my angry garbage son~

Least favorite goes to Jagan. You honestly think I’m going to kill Frey who arguably has better stat growths than both Cain and Abel and keep you? Screw canon, off you go, old man!

Favorite Myrmidon/Swordsmaster/Trueblade

Joushua, obviously!

...

I mean, Navarre doesn’t really count because he’s my favorite FE character PERIOD. Besides Navarre, I like Joshua.

Least favorite is Marissa. Not that crazy about Mia either, but Marissa is just so inferior to Josh stats wise and while he’s tons of fun, she’s no fun at all. If she were in another game it’d different but Joshua makes her look really bad in comparison. Plus she took his spot in Awakening AND I’M STILL SALTY 4 YEARS LATER

Favorite Mercenary/Hero/Dreadfighter

Navarre in FE1

Ike!... Yes, I’m counting him here... Oh fine, Ogma then. They’re both big gay softies that are 40% pure iron muscle and 60% heart. I bet they give the best hugs!

(And no, I don’t believe Ogma’s “feelings” for Caeda are in any way romantic bc he met her when she was like 5 and he was probably 20. He probably feels like her big brother or father- which is equally impossible for him to express due to his lot in life. Plus, Marth never gets jealous around him, while he practically turns green around any of the other characters interested in her.)

(Oh, and I consider Soren to be the more canon partner for Ike over Sothe and Ranulf bc Priam is a thing and I’m like 70% sure Soren is supposed to be trans. And yes, there is a canon lesbian whose name is currently escaping me & Sothe is canonically bi, they just went with the “heavy implied to the point of being basically irrefutable” route instead of outright stating it, so it is VERY possible Soren is trans. I like all 3 ships tho)

Least favorite is... The dude from SS. I can’t even remember his name. He’s the only freaking mercenary in SS and his personality doesn’t do anything for me.

Favorite Knight/General/Baron

The Black Knight of course! His writing is bit... a lot of a mess, but you can’t deny how badass he is.

On a less villainous note, Forsythe is pretty cool too.

Least favorite is... IDK, was there one in Awakening? I thought there was one on the cover but he’s so forgettable...

Favorite Archer/Sniper/Ballistician/Bow Knight/Hunter

Tacomeme :)

Leon is also pretty cool, but he’s not nearly as useful in-game. I like Niles too! But I’d be lying if I said a good part of that wasn’t bc of Takehito Koyasu and his sexy voice rip

Least favorite is Faye in Heroes Python’s inability to hit the broad side of a barn Zero’s stupid name change to Niles Innes. His stats are nice but his personality rubs me the wrong way.

Favorite Pegasus/Falcon Knight/Sky/Kinshi Knight

Probably Claire! I didn’t expect to like her much (I got Maribelle vibes at first), but she really grew on me throughout the game and her supports. I love the way her friendship with Alm was written- if it had evolved into a romance I would have found it believable, but it’s one of the VERY, VERY few times I think IntSys has handled a one sided crush on the main character well.

Least favorite is... Probably Cordelia. Like I said, VERY few times. (Vanessa, Sumia, Syrene, Palla, Catria, Est, Hinoka, Subaki, Tanith and Sigrun all tie for second to last. This is... not my favorite class.)

Favorite Dracoknight/Wyvern Rider/Wyvern Lord

Hmmm... I would say Camilla, but my headcanon version of her is quite a bit different from the way she actually is in canon lol. So... Probably promoted Caeda. Minerva is utterly useless on the battlefield, unfortunately, and I like Caeda about the same as Clare so I put her here.

I guess I like Haar, Jill, Cormag, Gwin, and Valter (As a villain, not as a person) somewhat too.

Least favorite has to go to Beruka. I find her... bland.

Favorite Villager/Recruit

AMELIA THE GENERAL IS COMING THROUGH! MAKE WAY, MORTALS

Do I need to say who my least favorite is? Do I really need to?

It’s Faye. Because... she’s Faye.

Favorite Thief/Trickster/Assassin/Rogue/Ninja

That has to go to Julian! He’s very similar to Gaius, but instead of candy, his thing is puns. Fun fact: I have a blood sugar condition similar to diabetes IRL that makes me unable to eat sugar, so Gaius just made me crave sweets I can’t have most of the time :/

Second place goes to Gangrel or Rennac. Gangrel is actually my second favorite character to romance in Awakening due to his great redemption arc in his supports with both Robins & his talks with Em in the DLC, and IMO he makes the second best dad to Morgan (And yes, I have ALL of male Morgan’s supports with his fathers, yes, it was boring, repetitive, and took hours, and yes, the only one I like better is Chrom), and Rennac is just... so hilariously cranky. They also both go in the “They deserved better in their endings” bin- Rennac can’t marry L’rachel despite their great chemistry and Gangrel flat-out dies if you don’t marry him.

Least favorite... I guess Nina. I never found her very funny.

Favorite Cleric/Troubadour/Valkyrie/Bishop/War monk

Elise! She is... one of two healers I like. In the entire series.

The other is L’rachel.

And Sakura, Lissa, Natasha, and Rena I... don’t particularly dislike.

I don’t like any others. Tat/iana is the worst of the bunch. Tat/iana is actually my least favorite character in the series

Favorite Fighter/Pirate/Warrior/Barbarian

Maybe... Vaike or Ross? Or Boyd? Basilio? Wow, there aren’t any I really like a lot. Guess this is my least favorite class.

My least favorite of all HAS to be Arthur though.

Favorite Mage/Monk/Dark Knight/Sage

Soren! He’s really well written. At first he comes off as a racist asshole, but as the game goes on & you get his supports, he proves himself to be a really great, three-dimensional character. And he’s so gay for Ike. Like, so, so gay.

Least favorite is all of the little red-headed boys that are clones of each other. Except maybe Ewan, because he’s actually useful in-game. Most of the others aren’t.

Favorite Dark Mage/Sorcerer/Summoner/Necromancer/Druid/Witch/Cantor

LYON!!!! Oh man, I don’t want to spoil exactly what happens but suffice to say that he is my FAVORITE antagonist in the series.

My least favorite is either Validar or Iago... I don’t know which to pick. They are how NOT to do a decent sorcerer villain in FE. But all of the Cantors in Echoes also get a special mention for being FREAKING ANNOYING.

Favorite Manakete/Dragon Laguz

Tiki- particularly young Tiki! She’s so sweet... and badass!

Least favorite... ugh, I have to say Myrrh. I do like her, but her uses of Dragonstone are so limited that you can barely use her and while she’s just as cute as Tiki, she’s not nearly as tough. She also has a lot sadder story than Tiki- she’s a really good character, but she just doesn’t make me feel bubbly and happy when I see her the way Tiki does.

Favorite Beast Laguz/Bird Laguz/Taguel/Wolfskin/Kitsune

All hail King Naesala! He’s another character that brings a smile to my face when I see him-and that’s saying quite a bit, since he has a pretty serious story. This man oozes personality- He shows up on screen and you know he’s there to kick the world and rule the ass. And no, that’s not backwards.

Honorable mention to Reyson- every time these two are on screen together you know that Reyson is about three seconds from punching Naesala right in the nose, never mind the fact he’d probably break every bone in his tiny, fragile fist. The fact that Naesala’s only paired ending is with Reyson’s sister is just hilarious to me.

I guess my least favorite is Lyre... She sort of feels like she’s just there to have one more playable character to me, since she has so little bearing on the story.

Favorite Dancer/Singer

In terms of personality, supports, and gameplay, Feena is far and away my favorite. However... I’m honestly not a huge fan of her design, so in terms of appearance, Azura, who I personally think has one of the best designs in the series, takes the cake. The fact she has such a catchy theme song is a huge bonus too!

Tethys gets the last spot because she’s completely useless in battle. I’ve heard Ninian can’t fight either but she boosts your stats- why did they give Tethys the shaft so badly?

Favorite Lancer/Soldier

And finally... ending this on a weird one. See, neither Nephenee nor Oboro do anything for me- I don’t dislike them, but I don’t particularly like them either. So, I guess this one goes to Azura!

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