Person A: "You know, you’re my best friend ever."
Person B: "...."
Persona A: "Aren't you going to say it back?"
Person B: "I don't know you, all you did was kidnap me, tie me to a chair, and start rambling at me."
Person A: "See I'm making your life interesting, we should be best friends forever." -pulls out phone to take selfie with Person B.-
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