had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
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i think ultimately the core of what irritates me about the t swift craze is that she’s constantly getting props for things that … literally aren’t true. people act like she’s self made, she is not. people act like she’s a social activist, she is not. people act like she’s constantly going to great lengths to uplift other women, she is not. like if people were just like yeah i love her music :) then okay! but it’s the constanttttt applause and praise and worshipping for things that are just patently false that really makes me feel insane
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(via HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024 - DOGGOZILA)
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imagine calling out other students for getting an unfair advantage and recognition in school when they’re saving the fucking world and you’re. killing rats and twig blights in the woods behind the school. you’re traveling 40 feet for your adventures. get real
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The fact that Kristen went "I'm surrounded by women with dog names" when her first girlfriend is a werewolf named "Tracker" will never cease to crack me up
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leaves this here and dies like kunikida in this au with an awesome friend of mine (@kunikidas-gay-awakening) :3
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The “for once” is so fucking funny.
Sigma has known Dazai 5 minutes and in his mind that’s 5 minutes too long.
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was thinking how maybe it’s a good thing Sigma didn’t wake up and spill the deets about Fyodor’s past bc I just know Chuuya’s grumpy tired ass would’ve had a field day. just like
Sigma: i believe Fyodor is at least a few centuries old—
Chuuya: DAMN
Sigma:
Chuuya: sorry. continue
Dazai: he's older than i thought...
Chuuya: prehistoric even. that old fucker
Sigma:
Chuuya: my bad. continue
Sigma: he was captured by Bram
Chuuya: who's that
Sigma: the vampire king
Chuuya: don't vampires like blood? why'd they want that anemic jackass
Sigma:
Chuuya: sorry. just curious
Dazai, muttering to himself: immortality? what could Fyodor be...
Chuuya: a fossil
Chuuya: but now that we killed him. fossil fuel
Dazai: can u give it a rest i'm trying to think
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