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bemushroomedbrewer · 1 month

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How to make any job fun

add a beetle too it, it works on anything!

Even a task like scooping dog shit and throwing it over the fence is now fun because I found this little guy chilling at the structure

find beauty in the little things!

#bugs #insects #nature #beetle #beetles #animals #beetleposting #dogshit #love #the observer

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shurikenlover69 · 4 months

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phighting artdump and things who do with my friends i think, I was offline for many days help,,

I LITERALLYH LOST THE DRAWING OF ZUKA RN THAT I MADE IN FREEDRAW WHAHTGDDFFF SOBBING

#phighting!#shuriken phighting #gay #silly #iluvmylife #whyimdoingthis #dogshit #idrawbetterbutiforgethowtodrawinpaintsometimes #IFORGOTMYWATERMARKINALLTHEDRAWINGSSSWAAAAAA #ithinkitsisfunnybctheimagesarecensoredormywifiidunno

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overlyimmersed · 7 months

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Yknow what pisses me off?

The "correct" answer, the one that gets you the most affection points, is "Of course."

I'm not fuckin' telling him that his best friend of more then a millennia is playing favorites! Bitch! I don't even actually believe Harlequin feels that way!

Who wrote this?! What cynical Helbram hating prick was in charge of this dialog?!

*Affection Points* Why would he respond to this with affection?!

I'm not fuckin saying that... at fuckin gunpoint I'm not saying that to him. Genuinely fuck whoever wrote this.

edit: and when you pick the only decent answer "You're both important to him" Helbram's response is "I reject such an ambiguous answer." HOW IS THAT AMBIGUOUS!? IT'S JUST TRUE!!

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idoweirdcrap · 5 days

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Take A Ticket

I lay in my bed,

Eyes psychotically wide.

I'm high on desire,

Desire to live.

The want is what motivates me.

But then again,

Life is not worth the effort.

It would be easier to embrace the cold arms of death,

Breath shuddering as I step through the gates

The noose tightening around my neck

As I plunge deeper…

These thoughts are self-destructive,

And I am bound to implode soon.

So let me.

You want to kill me?

Take a ticket,

Join the waitlist.

Waiting time: unknown.

#poems and poetry #poetry #dogshit #lol #i cant write poems #i cant write

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jenny-from-the-bau · 1 month

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Being mentally ill is dogshit btw

#it's not sexy AT ALL #except the autism #that's sexy #the rest??????#DOGSHIT #og #bad brain

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yourpostisonpinterest · 1 month

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@fanficmemes

@leaderofallgays

i found your post on pinterest!

#gimmick blog #pinterest #yourpostisonpinterest #shitpost #fanfic #writers #writing #bad writing #i mean tbh...#steven universe #im sorry i had to #it's true #it has like a really cool premise #but the writing is a little uhh #dogshit

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slumsaintt · 1 year

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quick Ice Spice sketch from earlier. ✍️

#work in progress #DogShit #SaintCreates #ice spice #me #SlumCreate #WiPbySaint

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everytingbagl · 11 months

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btw those mimic chests in is3 are causing me more grief than the freaking boss. why are they so tanky?? what do they do so much damage for??? im tryna stop the knight from dying but no the mf just gets barreled through and i lose my run

#i am trying to get the knights ending ffs #the man is useless i thought he’d like be helpful or something but u just have to protect him bc once u get the def down relic his def is #DOGSHIT #arknights #bagel babble

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nagymarosi-kutyaszar · 4 months

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Szent szar!

#nagymaros #hungary #dogshit #mocsok #visithungary #kutyaszar #dog #doggo #church #holy #shit

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star-pup01 · 6 months

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Just went through all 5 stages of grief trying to make a spray can in unity to put decals on surfaces. I did not succeed. On second thought, I'm happy unity is dying. This program is dog water.

#rant #vent #mmmmmm #C sharp my beloathed #i love it when nothing works #literally stuck with this due to a class #hate this app #dogshit

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lechedelcaos · 10 months

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my brother is taking his final examns today and I ordered some pizza from a local restaurant for him for when he comes back. he asked for the "pizza burguer". I tried two slices and it tastes like the apartment of an 80s action movie set in Miami whose protagonist is a widowed ex-police officer with PTSD or some shit.

#dogshit #pizza

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silentsundown · 11 months

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It was good to finally see Dylan in person after this couple of months. Christie was thrilled to see Aiganym again, especially since she had brought something she really liked.

The house seemed quite fantastic to her. It looked modern, but not to the point of offending her taste. In a sense, it was very much Dylan's place. He could really be himself here.

Of course, this was a good opportunity to catch up with the little girl. Christie told Aiganym about her good grades, a new friend she had made, and about wanting to visit her mother during the holidays. Dylan was watching the conversation with a warm heart: although Christie could get along with kids her age, she always seemed to be more comfortable with older people and to prefer interacting with them rather than other kids. With Aiganym, at least, or even her parents, she could discuss topics that her peers didn't necessarily understand, but that she was starting to grasp.

After enjoying a slice of this nicely made chocolate pie (the Aiganym Kudaibergenova way, of course, not anyone else's), Dylan sat to his computer. Aiganym handed him the USB key. Christie went to draw pictures in her room.

"I'm kind of scared of what I could find inside", he said. "I hope this isn't going to be some really horrid experiment."

"Me neither, but we've got to do it regardless. We need to know what's inside…"

"The encryption doesn't look too complicated. Not for my level at least. I've seen worse than this. I just hope this isn't going to give me a virus."

"Haven't you made a virus for a client once though?"

"I did, but that still doesn't mean I'd like my own computer to be infected" he chuckled.

"That'd be kind of silly, yeah."

"Duh. Of course. I'm not an idiot."

But as the minutes passed, Dylan realized he completely underestimated the encryption of that drive. It looked simple at first, but was deceptive: one layer of encryption hid just another, which was harder than the first. He was struggling to find a way to get around it. His body was getting tenser: what if he was too dumb to understand how to do it? What if all those skills were just in his head and he was simply a poser? What if his lack of master-level knowledge, despite fairly good programming skills, would cause harm to his friend ultimately? What if he was simply an impostor?

"FUCK!" he suddenly let out, smashing his fist on the desk, in a fit of rare rage.

Aiganym jumped.

"Are you okay?"

"The damn thing is so frustrating. I didn't think it'd be so hard."

"Hey, you know, if you don't manage to do it, I won't be mad at you…"

Christie came out of her room with a puzzled look on her face.

"Daddy? Are you alright? You said a very bad word."

"Yes, sweetie. I'm just getting a bit frustrated with that… silly USB drive."

He really wanted to say "gosh-fucking-darned", but no, not in front of the kids.

"But you're good at doing things with computers, right? You can do it."

"Yeah, but sometimes it's just harder than you expect…"

"Coffee?" Christie suggested.

"No sweetie, it's going to make me more nervous."

Dylan sighed. He hated, hated any kind of circumstance that brought him back to this feeling of just being incompetent, of having made up his skills, of just being a piece of dogshit coated with gold or silver.

Ultimately, it's still dogshit. It may not smell of dogshit anymore, nor look like dogshit, but it's still a piece of dogshit. That included challenges that turned out to be harder than what he had imagined.

Aiganym glanced at him with a feeling look, then went up to Christie, who had sat on the couch.