#don’t be baffoons

[phi-phi-philo]

trying to get screenshots of the maximals in their root form is like trying to catch bigfoot ngl

#transformers #transformers rise of the beasts #Cheetor #I am struggling so bad to salvage anything relating to their alt modes from this movie #they don’t even give a reason in the movie as to why #beast wars had a reason this does not #eleven thousand notes in a google doc do not surmount if I cannot find these baffoons #beast wars

[emmyrosee]

no thoughts, just kiyoomi reaching for your pinky to lace with his after you’ve been fighting all night, because he can’t sleep without your touch and is secretly scared you’ll leave, but is too stubborn to admit it

#like backs facing each other and too prideful to apologize #but he knows he needs you and he knows you know that #i am so in love with sakusa kiyoomi #I’m so in love with the idea of him being terrible at expressing his feelings but trying so hard to convey his love #like it pains me that I don’t have this baffoon in my arms rn #god I’m whipped #sakusa kiyoomi fluff #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x gn!reader #sakusa kiyoomi x reader fluff #sakusa kiyoomi imagine #sakusa kiyoomi haikyuu #haikyuu #hq #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x gn!reader #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you

[bathomet-writes]

i love going back and reading stuff i wrote only months ago and cringing 🫠🫠 have u guys ever done that??? either with writing or art??

i looked at an entry from LTDO that i posted in late february and was just— flabbergasted lol. it felt so bizarre, like it was from years ago!!! my brain was like NO a completely different person wrote this ☺️🌸✨i suppose that’s a sign of growth if u can look back on something you’ve made and be like “oh yeah i could fix it…………i should fix it………….” 😬😬

#bathomet talks #lol sorry for early morning rambles #i totally haven’t been up since 4 am #🤭🤭🤭 #i don’t want to necessarily REWRITE everything lol #it’s mostly just grammar/surface level edits that just make me HHHHNNNNGG #[points at my face] ​STOP CONSTANTLY SWITCHING FROM PAST TO PRESENT TENSE U BAFFOON

[chayannesegg]

something else about fit and tubbo’s relationship: it’s very special to me and they do love each other very much, but i do think this current tension was almost bound to happen not matter what. even without the tubbo homophobia. yes, tubbo self-sabotaged and made the situation current happen. yes, fit is valid to be upset at tubbo. but the unequal footing tubbo was reacting to is VERY real and something they BOTH built and something I think ONLY tubbo is fully aware of. 

while i don’t think fit and tubbo’s relationship is paternal at all, i do think it is heavily informed by the age difference. when they meet, tubbo is young, inexperienced, and reminds fit of his son. in contrast, fit is a stable older presence who knows the island secrets. their early dynamic is a bit like a mentorship: fit checks in on tubbo, tubbo asks about the island, fit decides what to tell tubbo, tubbo sees how someone with experience handles the island. 

losing the eggs only strengthens this pattern. tubbo is a mess and relies a lot on fit (and pac) to help get him through. fit is hurting too, but obviously he is not going to share all his fears with a teenager having a breakdown (that’s not how he operates, not when he can channel his emotions into something productive instead like checking on tubbo, pac, and the island). tubbo meanwhile strives to have walls as strong as fit's, but even if he won’t talk about it directly, his emotions bleed through a lot of the time anyway. so fit continues to check in on tubbo, and tubbo continues to let fit in and they grow closer because of it. we have lots of sweet moments in their friendship of tubbo letting fit see his vulnerabilities (about the eggs, with fred, about his day to day concerns) but we don’t see a lot of fit sharing his vulnerabilities. early on, fit makes it very clear to tubbo that tubbo has not earned the right to his secrets, and what he knows about the island, and what he does. fit visits tubbo and then leaves to go on secret jobs tubbo knows nothing about and can’t follow him to. tubbo doesn’t know anything about fit’s memories, or his resistance work, or his purpose. this was an initial source of tension between them, and while tubbo eventually decided to trust fit anyway, to this day, tubbo must be aware that he still hasn’t earned fit's full trust. and that fit, for all he knows tubbo’s problems, hasn’t shared many in return. the only exceptions to this that I can think of are 1) fit’s feelings for pac, which tubbo is privy to and while he teases fit, he is supportive of (which tubbo lost access to—at least in his head—when fitpac started dating, hence the acting out) and 2) fit coming to tubbo about the cats (which tubbo does NOT recognise as a moment of intimacy, that baffoon just laughs it off). i’m not blaming fit for this, as much as he loves tubbo, tubbo is an emotionally unstable teenager (turned young adult) whose bad at both secret-keeping and tact (and fit holds some very sensitive very dangerous secrets), but it definitely creates a lopsidedness in their friendship. 

especially because tubbo DOES respect this boundary of fit’s. while sometimes he pesters him for access to the office or insider info, he doesn’t seek fit’s personal business out behind his back really. meanwhile, the few times that tubbo has tried to keep something from them (kinda attempting to mirror fit’s own walls imo), fit and pac have gone behind his back to find out what it is. for example, them going to quackity’s house to investigate fred’s kidnapping without telling him, or them going and reading tubbo’s investigation room about the fed worker killings. now, i get why pac and fit—nosy and concerned as they are—do this, but it’s not great communication and it’s not a great show of trust.

all of this results in fit having a LOT of insight and access into tubbo’s life and insecurities and tubbo having comparatively little in return. and fit deciding how and when he interacts with tubbo and tubbo relying on fit to engage (lest he interrupt something secretive). they have all this restrictions and intricacies for how they interact and both of them have fed into this dynamic—it’s familiar and easy for both of them (fit isn't risking his secrets by trusting tubbo more, tubbo isn't risking rejection by asking for more)—even though their friendship has progressed and needs more balance. it worked ok for them for awhile bc they do both care for each other a lot, but it was NEVER going to be sustainable. any shift in dynamic that lengthened the distance between them would have unsteadied it.

but while tubbo is acutely aware of this tension and sensitive to it changing (and lashing out in response), fit has never really had to think about it. given the way they’ve interacted, fit’s own feelings have always been a bit separate from their friendship. it’s only now that tubbo's emotions/actions have hurt fit that fit wants his feelings acknowledged. he wants a more even dynamic, but he doesn’t realize that their friendship doesn’t feel like a “two-way street” because it never has been, almost by design. 

i don’t think tubbo has the experience or insight into fit’s emotions to realize what fit needs organically. i don't think fit can understand how his relationship with pac isolated tubbo even if he wants it to stay the same. i don’t think fit recognises the ways tubbo continues to show his trust in fit (like still inviting fit to follow him on the fred date or not investigating his secrets). i don't think tubbo understands why fit is upset with him (just that he is) or confidence to ask.

i don’t think either of them are going to properly explain their concerns to each other, if they have the words to properly explain it. all of this makes me think we’re only in for more fit & tubbo miscommunication in the coming weeks, but i DO think we still have hope. because these fools do love each other and pac (who I didn’t talk about much at all) & ramon & sunny (tho she’s also hurting) aren’t just gonna stand idly by while they continue to hurt each other.

#qsmp #qsmp fit #qsmp tubbo #listen i just think so much about them #have you considered that tubbo has let fit witness every aspect of his relationship with fred #have you considered that level of trust #this doesn't even get into how morning crew is changing as more people join that time slot #and how the fitpac date comes right at the time everything starts to change and tubbo is reacting to that as well #anyway WRITE THAT BIRTHDAY LETTER TUBBO!! #make it good!!!

[splitontendo]

pairing: takahiro hanamakki x f!reader

synopsis: having no money and the worst job leads you to dark places, answering a strangers roommate ad. leading you to meet the roommate from hell, who happens to have the solution to your problems and isn’t too bad at giving head.

genre: smau, crack, enemies to lovers, smut, angst, content creator!makki, slooooow burn.

status: ongoing

🎀 meet the characters!

୨ৎ 01 | what does lore mean?

୨ৎ 02 | piss baby

୨ৎ 03 | ok cool guy 🙄

୨ৎ 04 | walking clinic

୨ৎ 05 | cooking

୨ৎ 06 | my boygina is pulsating

୨ৎ 07 | put some inches in me then

୨ৎ 08 | baby you don’t even know (written + smut)

୨ৎ 09 | hole pic tmr tho??

୨ৎ 10 | the baffoon

୨ৎ 11 |

୨ৎ 12 |

୨ৎ 13 |

୨ৎ 14 |

୨ৎ 15 |

MTBA!

#🎀maybe baby #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu #smau #haikyuu smau #hq smau #haikyuu hanamaki #hq hanamaki #makki x reader #haikyuu makki #haikyuu masterlist #haikyuu texts #haikyuu crack #haikyuu tweets #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smau masterlist #smau masterlist #hanamaki smau #hanamaki smut #makki smut #makki smau #hq #hq texts #haikyuu social media au #social media au #haikyuu smau series #hq social media au

[tetrakys]

I love that out of the whole essay I wrote yesterday, people's take away has been "Tetrakys isn’t objective because she justifies Alexis and the company".

Are you serious? I HATE what was done to Eldarya. If I could meet ANE's team and Beemoov's management I would insult them all for a whole day and then demand compensation for all the money I wasted on Eldarya. Only someone who has never been on my blog can think I justify any of that. The dude has DESTROYED Lance and turned him into a spineless, foolish baffoon. Plus he put zero romance in a romance game. Wtf is that.

My final take was that with careful supervision the final product can be much better, because AL is so much better and it makes me angry that it couldn't be the same in Eldarya. It’s not justifiable that he didn’t know anything of the previous season of the game he was hired to write for, and the project manager clearly didn’t do shit either. That's why I don’t only blame him but the whole company. They set themselves up for disaster and have rightly been paying the price ever since. I hope karma punishes them all even more for what they did to my favourite game.

#eldarya #I gave people permission to translate but clearly they must’ve user google translate wtf

[floralcavern]

Some quotes from my DND campaign:

“I’m going to bless you.”

DM: “You have to touch him to bless him.”

“Oh.. I don’t wanna touch you.”

“I’m holding down the doors to keep the monster out!”

“What do we do?! You stabbed it and only made it more angry!”

“Let’s sacrifice the emotional support bunny as an offering!”

“LIL’ DWEEZY?! NO!”

“Give me the stone! It’s an orc relic so I deserve it!”

“No you baffoon, it’s mine!”

*tries to steal it and fails*

*smacks her (me) in the face*

DM: “Alright. Your sleight of hand fails… Also, while this confrontation was happening, the Wizard passed out.”

“Girls, girls, you’re both pretty! Now let’s go before the zombie decides to eat what’s left of the bird’s brain.”

“Hey!”

DM: “The Paladin, the Cleric, and the Monk all try to enter the doorway at the same time. You get stuck. Two of you guys have to move back.”

All 3: “NO!”

DM: “Well.. a zombie is approaching, so-“

DM: (cryptically) “After you all touch the stone, the floor starts descending…”

DM: *plays some jazzy elevator music*

“So, uh.. how’s life…?”

“Oh, good, good..” *reaches toward the Cleric* “Yknow, I’m being hunted currently..”

DM: “Are you trying to steal the orc relic again?????”

“…Yes.”

“?!”

DM: “….Roll for sleight of hand.”

“?!?!”

“17.”

“?!?!?!?”

DM: “You steal the relic.”

“YOU STOLE FROM ME WHILE I WAS GROOVING?!”

DM: *Finishes telling scary and cryptic backstory.”

“Man, let’s just go home!”

DM: (jokingly) “As soon as you say that, the floor starts going back up and you hear-“ *plays elevator music*

“So you’re translating for me.”

“So I’m talking and you’re behind me mewing.”

#dungeons and dragons #Dnd #Campaign #campaign quotes #dnd campaign

[yeslordmyking]

The Real Captain Hook Disney Movie?

You know what Disney Live Action Remake (ish) we really need: Captain Hook!

Peter Pan was actually a phantom that lured kids to Neverland like the Pied Piper, made them forget about their parents and want to party on Neverland forever, and killed them when they grew up or missed Mommy!

But who wants to go home and get old when Jeremy Sumpter is whispering dreams in your ear?

Captain Hook was a child that escaped and becomes Peter's enemy because his childhood was taken away, and he tried to stop him from kidnapping and murdering more children. And the only portrayal of that story that I’ve seen that even comes close to touching Peter Pan's dark roots was Once Upon a Time! And Peter Pan was Rumpstiltskin’s father in that version! As a diehard OUAT time, the show should hold a huge credit for giving us the closest potrayal to the real Peter Pan that we’ve ever gotten, and even then, there wasn’t a real focus on the rivialry between him and Killian (Hook) since it leaned more into the father-son dynamic the show set up.

Robbie Kay did awesome btw, his Peter was chilling and absolutely none of my fondness for the Disney version carried over, I hated this kid's guts!

(Oh yeah, disclaimer before I go on: no I’ve never seen Robin William’s Hook, I was too young when it came out and I never got around to seeing it, so that one’s probably good, but I’m not sure how it potrays Hook, please don’t kill me hehe)

Disney is probably the biggest influence of making Peter Pan known as a mischievous cutiepatootie that just loves to have fun, and doesn’t want to become an adult because he thinks you can’t have fun anymore as an adult. And I totally adore that version of him. Unfortunately, Disney decided to make Hook into an incometent bumbling baffoon, which I do get in a sense because essentially he was ripped from his family at a young age and never really got to grow up and mature in a conventional sense, get his full education etc, but, man he was no match for Peter at all! If Peter Pan is supposed to be so difficult to best, it should be because he's a clever quick-witted trickster, not because his opponent is so pathetically dim-witted and easily defeated! It takes away from both of their characters a little. We're supposed to believe Hook become a captain of anything by any other means than "the least dumb pirate so captain by default?" Really? This man lives on a *boat* and jumps into his crew's arms when he hears a crocodile or octopus nearby!

Bruh! You're a pirate! 😐

Granted he has clever moments like consoling a dejected Tinkerbell and getting her to reveal the Lost Boys' hideout, and in Return to Neverland he (almost) successfully manipulates Jane into trusting him. But even then, it's doesn't take a ton of sharp wit to use a child's naivety and a recently scorned fairy's notorious jealousy against them. Not that I've tried.

But anyway, if Disney wants a remake idea that isn’t note-for-note from the animation, showing Captain Hook’s side of the story a-la-Maleficent I think would be a good move, showing that Hook really was the good guy all along, give him actual leadership skills, nautical knowledge, swordsman skills, etc, play around with the balance between holding onto your childhood and developing maturity, go into origin stories about Peter having a terrible relationship with his mother and choosing to leave her for eternal youth in Neverland, vs. Hook having a wonderful mother that he misses every day, and his childish tendencies are because he was ripped from his mother's care before he was able to learn how to face fears like losing your hand to a crocodile. Maybe Hook sacrifices his childlike innocence and loses the ability to use pixie dust and escape Neverland because stopping Peter from doing the same to more children is more important than his return home. Let the bitter irony of growing up being both the only way to defeat Peter and reason Hook will never see his mother again callous over his innocent young heart and make him more and more pirate-like out of desperation to escape, and he starts letting things slide that used to keep him awake at night-like nearly leaving Tiger Lilly for dead in a cave filling with water- because the end justifies the means: Hook had to defeat Peter. That boy took his mother away from him, and anyone who stands with Peter-Tinkerbell, mermaids, three Darling children who have trusted him- is the enemy. Fuel Hook's rage towards Peter because they'll never see eye to eye on loving the people who raised you, and the absolute frustration of everyone in Neverland being in love with Peter, and the unintelligent band of swashbuckler thieves are his only aid in bringing Peter Pan down. Hook dances on a line between noble cause and pure revenge, until eventually, the other pirates offer him a leadership position: Captain. This authority will be the death of his youth, ensuring Hook is trapped on Neverland forever, but this way, Hook is the only way there will be no more Lost Boys and no more innocent children crying for their mothers before Peter kills them.

Maybe show children viewers that the world doesn’t always works as Kids vs Adults like they think. There are good adults and bad kids, and a live action Captain Hook that harkens to the orginal folktale could be a great way to be more original with the live action adaptations this time around. I don't know, I'm just tossing ideas around.

I know Disney just dropped Peter Pan and Wendy, so making Peter the villain is probably nowhere near becoming an idea Disney would consider creating, but hey, I can dream. And I really don’t mind seeing Peter as a immature yet lovable scamp at all. I just think Hook’s story would be a good way to give Disney fans something more original. With the exceptions of less popular Peter Pan movies and shows, Hook probably, and what I think 2015′s Pan would’ve tried to do if it wasn’t too bland to get a sequel greenlit (man I would’ve kinda loved to see Garret Hedlund as full fledged Hook and not prequel cowboy Hook or whatever was going on, none of that movie made much sense regardless.)

Many many adaptations have chosen not to stay true to the source material and pander to kids because “Kids Rule!” (sorry that sounds so 90s, I’m a milennial!) so maybe this can give Disney something creative and original to give to fans who don’t feel that’s what they’ve been getting from Disney lately.

#ok this got waaaay longer than i thought it would. and then I started adding pictures and being all ✨fancy✨ #but here have my throwaway headcanons and ideas #gonna go listen to somewhere in neverland now!!! #disney peter pan #disney captain hook #peter pan #captain hook #hook #hook 1991 #peter pan 2003 #once upon a time #ouat #ouat s3 #disney live action #disney headcanons #disney #random #super secret fangirl queue

[desertfangs]

You know how Armand and Daniel are described as being over court and just wanting to go home and then during his big BC speech Armand tells Lestat how he absolutely can’t stand seeing his sycophantic hanger-ons because he wishes he were then? Well now I can’t stop thinking about Armand and Daniel walking around the castle and Armand being like “LOOK AT THEM DANIEL 😤 horrid little creatures 😡 following him around like wretched baby ducks 🤮” while Daniel rolls his eyes and makes an off-handed groupie joke and Armand actually laughs and starts seeing the humor in an otherwise humiliating situation (for him) and then all of a sudden court isn’t so bad anymore and making fun of Lestat’s groupies becomes A Thing for them. Daniel’s impersonations are next level (Lestat eventually finds out about them and even he agrees but shh don’t tell his fans) and that’s how Armand Learns to Cope

Oh my gosh, anon, I have so much to say to this I don’t even know where to begin. So let me just start with the premise of this is amazing and it should be a fic! I love it and I want to read the heck out of it.

Armand pining for Lestat is one of my favorite things and Armand and Lestat’s relationship in the series is easily one of the mostly fascinating and the most relatable. Armand is immediately taken with Lestat even as he yells at him that vampires can’t live like humans (‘you baffoon’ is not said aloud but heavily implied). Lestat represents something Armand doesn’t have at that point: agency and freedom. He’s just being a guy who happens to be a vampire which goes against everything Armand has been indoctrinated to believe. He shakes his world apart, literally. 

Armand spends centuries wanting to be someone important to Lestat. To be seen by him and to matter to him. They have love between them but it’s fraught and confusing and Lestat pretty much rejects him at every turn. And still, he protects Lestat and watches over him. It’s not until TVA, when Lestat allows him to drink from him when he’s comatose on the church floor, that they finally have some closure and connection there. It’s a beautiful moment!  

But then they go their separate ways and so later, at Court, Armand still harbors a little bitterness and sadness that he’s never quite been in a closer place with Lestat. And that’s relatable AF, right? We all have those people in our lives at one time or another whom we wish we could be closer with but for whatever reason, we don’t make the cut or it just doesn’t happen. And sometimes when you find yourself in that position you look at those people who are in their inner circle (or sucking up to them trying to get close) and think “Wow, what fools!” (BTW can we delight in how often Armand calls Lestat a fool in that speech? LOL!) But it ends happily! Armand is there at the end clapping in support, standing at Louis’ side. They exchange a look, Armand nods at Lestat in approval, all seems right in the world.

So back to your thing! I do think one thing Daniel offers Armand is a refuge and a place to have those feelings openly and unjudged. Armand can be his worst self around Daniel and vent those feelings and Daniel doesn’t love him any less. He gets it! I mean, President of the Vampire Lestat Fan Club Molloy over here and he's not even mentioned in the last book or the mural at the end?! So surely he understands the allure of Lestat and he definitely gets Armand’s frustration. 

I love the idea of Daniel making a groupie joke that lands and finally Armand can see that his feelings of envy are sort of silly. He has a centuries of unresolved feelings for Lestat, but of course, he’s better than a groupie could ever be to him. He means so much more to Lestat and Lestat does listen to him (even if he tries not to let Armand know that…). 

And listen, this is just my personal headcanon, but I think Armand and Daniel can run a joke into the ground. I can totally see them whispering to each other when Lestat’s gaggle of groupies passes or making crude jokes about sexual favors after meetings. Daniel doing impersonations that crack Armand up until he feels ridiculous for ever wanting to be part of that crowd. “You make a better heckler, boss, and Lestat needs more of those,” Daniel might tell him. And it’s true! Armand offers a viewpoint no one else does. Lestat needs that and the vampire court needs that!

I also love the idea of Lestat catching them out one night as they walk through the village, Daniel mocking someone in an exaggerated voice and then Lestat is in front of them. “Is that supposed to be who I think?” Daniel is abashed by Armand confirms it is, and if Lestat wants to surrounded himself with yes men that’s none of their business. Lestat smiles faintly at Armand and asks Daniel to repeat the impression. Daniel feels strangely self-conscious and tries to explain that they’re just having fun. Lestat admits the impression is spot on and really, Daniel should do more impressions. So Daniel does another and then the three of them are laughing and walking back to the Chateau and you know, maybe they could hang out there for a few more months… after all, Armand doesn’t want to leave Lestat ‘unsupervised.’ (Lestat pretends to be annoyed but you know he’s thrilled!)

WOW I am just going off on tangents! Tangent city! But thank you for the ask, anon!! Daniel and Armand having private in-jokes to cope with things is one of my favorite things. I feel like they had a lot of those on Night Island, too, and Court would be no exception!

#thank you again anon i probably took this to weird places #but hey sometimes that's what happens #my brain is a scrambled mess from work and you never know what random vampire feelings will come pouring out #armand/lestat #armand/daniel #vc meta #vc headcanons #anonymous #answers in the desert #late canon shenanigans #prince lestat era #the vampire chronicles #armand #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt

[f1inl3ey]

How Vance would tell Bruce he loves him

Vance: You are the only person I am moderately willing to tolerate for extended periods of time, you beautiful baffoon

And I imagine he’d tell Bruce that they’re going on a date like this

Vance: I don’t hate you and I don’t not like to spend extended periods of time with you. So now that that’s been said we’re going on a date

#the black phone #tbp #vance hopper #vance the black phone #bruce yamada #bruce tbp #brance #bruce x vance #tbp headcanons

[hudbannonarchive]

as i’ve been watching the sopranos i’ve been thinking a lot about how someone could watch this show and find tony to be an aspirational character and obviously the answer is in the way he’s framed. i think when you compare him to the rest of the big three peak tv antiheroes (don draper and walter white) he’s technically the most evil and i also think he’s the one who’s painted in the most sympathetic light, clearly evident in the way everyone around him is either a total baffoon or made to look one by the narrative. to me this is a classic case of the people writing a show misplacing its themes and ideas. in contrast, don is technically the least evil (i’ve said before those other two kill people don just cheats) but i think he’s framed the most critically. ofc you do feel sympathy for him, but i think he’s largely an aspirational figure to audiences because of the lie he’s constructed that is his life. audiences want to be him because he’s handsome rich brilliant and charming but don’t realize or care that all sits on top of his empty soul like oil on water. so that one is definitely on them.

#also because mad men is more of an ensemble it does give you more of an opportunity #to divest from don and root for a less familiar archetype #i have thoughts about breaking bad too but they’re vague it’s been too long since i watched the series in full #i think the show was appropriately disturbed by him but they went very hard showing us what a sad pathetic loser he is for a long time #he’s more sympathetic than some modern audiences even seem to realize because they’re primed to hate him #i personally think he’s less likable than tony but his reason for committing multiple crimes and murders #is ultimately more reasonable than tony’s to the average person #also you understand immediately walt has always been a weak person whereas you understand immediately tony is not #so that’s a factor too but like i said i’d need to rewatch breaking bad #i’m open to being wrong! not about don tho i’m 100% correct there #the sopranos lb #*

[jenovacomplete]

i don’t think you have a leg to stand on acting superior to other nerds on this site, anime icon

of all the things you could pull from my blog to try and #own me you chose the fact that i have an anime icon like you're not out here sending me anon hate because the op of a random 40k note post doesn't like your taste in fanfiction. and you're not even right, it's from a fucking chinese gacha game, you fucking clown, you utter baffoon, you absolutely fucking yob. i almost wish you'd just called me a slur, because then you'd at least have a better chance at being accurate, mate.

#speaking! #anon #asks #discourse #BOOOOOOO! GO HOME! GET BETTER MATERIAL! #also fuck are you on about mate #acting superior to other nerds is the core of nerdom #you ever looked at the history of... any of the sciences? #you opened a youtube video? #no? cool. go do that instead of growing mushrooms #now get out of my house! go on! git!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Roadtrip Jurassic Bark... They go to the beach and Monty and Chica start looking at rock pools and don’t notice the tide coming in until they’re surrounded. Roxy, who was too afraid of this exact scenario happening is running around on the shore to find the coastguard and I’m wondering if either Monty or Chica would look at the big stretch of water between them and the ocean walls and think “I could totally swim that!”

Utter fools. Roxy fusses over them like no tomorrow whilst also reminding them that they’re both dumb as fucking rocks for attempting to swim back that distance. Baffoons. Clowns. Idiots even.

#it's okay the coast guard saved them #they still had like a bag of seashells though! #chica isn't sure if offering that as an apology made roxy more or less mad #'how many times do I have to tell you idiots that you DONT FUCK WITH THE OCEAN?!' #she says as if she isn't also crying because she was so worried about them #i dunno how they'd try and make up for that but they'd feel awful about that for ages #maybe roxy grounds them from the beach #she's cancelled the beach plans. beach has been stolen. #which you know #that's honestly fair enough! #they can give it some time before the next beach trip! #they can live with that! #maybe roxy does something equally stupid and dangerous for them to worry about her #not sure what she'd do though #maybe starts playing with fire or something and accidentally sets the place ablaze who knows #no wait she's too good with fire stuff hm #i dunno #something to think about! #jurassic bark #jurassic bark au #how many cuddles do you think it would take to make up for endangering your life? #they're about to find out! #honestly monty is an alligator he'd probably be fine i think the water temps would be the bigger problem with him #hm

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

But this lady from tik tok is not only commenting his eyes. She is literally judging all his face features and suggesting that they mean he is literally mean and evil 🙃

well gee. i’m glad i don’t have to use her facial features to come to any conclusions, and can instead use her own words to deduce that she is a vapid baffoon with a tiktok account.

[splitontendo]

pairing: takahiro hanamaki x f!reader

synopsis: having no money and the worst job leads you to dark places, answering a strangers roommate ad. leading you to meet the roommate from hell, who happens to have the solution to your problems and isn’t too bad at giving head.

10 | the baffoon

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fun facts!

you don’t know makki got fired-

semis being petty cause u ignored him but he hasn’t tried reaching out again since last chapter :/

cora followed makki’s main </3

you would’ve technically still gotten free laundry beforehand too 🤭

#🎀maybe baby #haikyuu #haikyuu smau #haikyuu texts #hq #hq smau #hq texts #haikyuu social media au #social media au #haikyuu smau series #haikyuu hanamaki #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki x reader #hanamaki takahiro x reader

[portmantaur]

i don’t even know what life you’re leading if you’ve never heard we are golden or elle me dit or even just grace kelly but i know it’s an incomplete one. you fools. you baffoons.