#don’t make fun of me

[sk4rlette8008]

Don’t be a Dick

Ok, just imagine this.

You bought James along to a family party, nothing inparticular just some family members who don’t come round often come around, and you have a get together.

James is still struggling with his drinking, and he gets drunk, but not enough to not remember it in the morning. He starts acting really cocky and acting like an actual dick.

You pull him away into somewhere quieter, maybe an empty bedroom or in the garden, trying to talk with him calmly.

“C’mon sweetheart, S’boring out here.” He tries feeling you up, pulling you into him by his hips; normal for him when he’s drunk, he gets all lovey-dovey. But, you’re sick of being calm and speaking softly.

“James Hetfield get the fuck off.” you say firmly, grabbing his wrists and digging your nails in. He looked down at you in confusion, tilting his head. “Sit down,”

“Baby-”

“Sit.” He sits on the small brick wall, looking up at you, a small amount of annoyance in his eyes, but mostly confusion in his glazed-over eyes.

“I don’t know why you’re acting like this, James, but you’re going to stop right now.”

“Like what? I-”

“Like a dick, most of my family are here, and you’re making the shittest first impression for my cousins.”

“M’not acting like a dick.”

“James, you were fucking showing off-” He stands up and scoffs, acting like a spoilt child.

“What, I can’t tell people-”

“James-”

“About-” You push him back to where he was and slap his cheek lightly, getting his attention.

“You do not speak to my family like that, or talk about how much money you make, and you definitely do not speak to me like that. We’re in a relationship, you don’t treat me like that.” You confirmed, eyes narrowed and your finger still pointed at him. He looked shocked, surprised you had spoken to him like that. Such firmness. It sobered him up a little.

He nodded. “Yes ma’am.”

“Are you going to act like a dick when we get back in there?”

“No.”

“Good.” You readjusted your bag on your shoulder and straightened your back, going to walk back inside.

He called your name softly, standing up. “I’m sorry, sweetness. I don’t know why i acted like that.” he apologised, looking at the ground.

“I don’t mind when you’re showing me off, just don’t act like that again, please.” You turned around and walked closer to him, letting him wrap his arms around you in a bear hug. “M’sorry, baby. Won’t do it again.” he slurred slightly, kissing the crown of your head.

Eventually, you two go back in, he apologises to the members of your family he acted like a dick to, and thankfully, they took it quite well and accepted his drunk apology, seeing the sincerity in his glossy eyes.

… And because one-third of your family watched the scene through the window. Hearing and seeing you putting him in his place.

I need a bear hug from James.

#how much is a 3rd? #don’t make fun of me #i’m shit at maths #it can do die #3rd? #i’m literally silly #anyways #princess diaries #might start writing more #how tf do i do requests and shit? #james hetfield #james hetfield is so cowboy #james hetfield x reader #james hetfield smut #james hetfield fluff #headlock #metallica #lars ulrich #cliff burton #rob trujillo #kirk hammett #jason newsted

[dumbassacademia]

#new journal spread #dumbass academia #vulture culture #junk journal #journaling #is it kinda dumb? yeah #but does it bring me joy? also yeah #also I know my handwriting is bad but I worked really hard on making it not be #so like #don’t make fun of me #anyway #the fruit of tonight’s labors #like yes it’s messy and it’s pointless and a little silly but also isn’t life #sorry I don’t know why I keep defending this when no one is attacking it I’m just nervous bc I like this one #quotes #victor hugo #william butler yeats #dark academia #light academia #chaotic academia #journal academia #I’m sure that’s not a thing but it should be #aesthetic journal #journal aesthetic #I’ve had a lot of caffeine and I’m back to too many tags baby #Shakespeare #uhh I think those are All the people I got quotes from #besides that one tumblr post #legendary

[griffinthorn]

hey google, how do you draw your problematic fave???

#don’t make fun of me #i’m not that good at drawing characters #i am doing my best #gta 5 #gta v #grand theft auto 5 #grand theft auto v #trevor philips #trevor gta #grand theft auto

[c0smiccl0wn]

stupid ass idea i had with a poor execution. however i spent the past three hours on this piece ‘a work so y’all have to look at it now.

#fnaf sb #sundrop #moondrop #really bad animatic #i’ve never used flipaclip #don’t make fun of me

[ghostie-lovesflowers]

Alright I can’t be the only one that had a thing for the grim reaper

#the grim reaper #i was a kid #don’t make fun of me #please #it’s a joke #kinda #not really #tbh #lets be moots #tumblrpost #writers on tumblr #tumblr blog #top #trending memes #childhood memory unlocked #memories #relatable memes #memory #ah the memories

[neteyamsoare]

Nah following these subtitles as I watch is so hard, they talk so fast but I’ma stick through it!! 💀

#don’t make fun of me #i used to watch dub back when i watched anime so im not used to sub #but i will get used to it i promise #☆ 𝙝𝙪𝙡𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡 ╱ 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜.

[bicykiller]

How gay is it that One of the things I’m excited about when I find my partner is asking that gay ass question “so what are we” with my eyes closed because I’m a nervous person and all I feel is kisses on my cheek and our smiles touching

#don’t make fun of me #I’ve never experienced these kinds of things!!

[letterstotheflre]

guys what do u reply to a guy reacting to your ig story??

#do u even reply to that or just like the message?? #sorry for being stupid 😭😭 #don’t make fun of me #keeping up with tina

[kennysaysthings]

If I say something and it doesn’t make any sense just know that is exactly how I said it in my head and it made perfect sense

#don’t make fun of me #i’m just stupid

[tahdashi]

🦋 show your crushes and let your follower tell you what your type is 🦋

omg followers pls tell me my type 🙈

#don’t make fun of me #BUT PLS TELL #thank u nonnie for sending this i’m excited #💌: anon #from the stars

[poshwife]

Show squat video 👀

Pur okay, also my knees are fine my dad was just being a dad (assuming this is about my squat post lol)

#don’t make fun of Me

[crying-in-the-cloudsxx]

When you buy old spice soap so it smells like a man is around

#don’t make fun of me #😤

[sculpturegallery]

don’t make fun of me by Erika Sanada

#Erika Sanada #don’t make fun of me

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement. #anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise. #your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.) #in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

[sunnibits]

just out of curiosity bc some people I know with glasses can just go a few hours or a day without them and be chill but I need them on all the time or I’ll go crazy

#I know this is just purely dependant on how disabled you are but like. making polls is fun #personally I don’t consider myself super badly nearsighted but like. if anything is literally more than a foot away from me it blurs #so going around without them would suck ass and probably give me a headache #sunny polls