#don't ask I'm bored

[messrsbyler]

was bored so i made an ask game. send me which one i am and tag me if you use it so i can send you mine!

#ask game #don't let this flop i'm bored and avoiding responsibilities #be my enabler i beg

[kenobihater]

of all the star wars movies, which of them do y'all 1) enjoy the most 2) consider the best quality and 3) think you've rewatched the most. add your answers in the reblogs or replies, i'm genuinely curious how much of an overlap there is within everyone's three answers. mine don't overlap at all! they're revenge of the sith, empire strikes back, and the force awakens :^)

#len speaks #star wars #revenge of the sith #empire strikes back #the force awakens #not tagging more films than that bc i cant b bothered. incoming tag ramble ahead bc i have sw brainrot rn and im making it everyones prob❤️ #i rlly struggled 2 remember if id watched tfa or aotc more. i went w/ tfa bc it was formative to me as a teen and ive seen it probably 6ish #times? whereas aotc was the first sw movie i remember (specifically the scene of obiwan serving c*nt in the bar lmao) but i've only seen it #for sure 4.5 and maybe 5.5 times. the .5 is from when i got bored after obi-wan's scene ended and ran off to go play in the mud or smthn 😭 #i'm sure tfa will eventually get surpassed in number of rewatches by aotc and rots bc i don't fw the direction of the ST but that's my #current ballpark estimate of my total number of rewatches #as an adult tho if i just wanna watch a star war i'll go with aotc bc it's fun and ends semihappily and i can turn my brain off for the #spinny lightsabers. it's great background noise or for if you're sick or whatever. rots on the other hand? i won't talk through that unless #i'm quoting it with my brother and i am LOCKED IN 100% entirely entranced by it all #i almost picked rogue one for the best quality answer but i think the character writing is weaker and the facial cgi is creepy. esb beats #it by a hair imho bc of that. the vader hallway scene goes hard tho!!! #also i'm not covering shows or games or books or anything else in this post - simply the films. might ask abt shows later but that might #also give me hives bc so many of the shows suck ass and i don't rlly want ppl extolling the virtues of t.bb in my notes 💀 #and yes i do think one's enjoyment and one's opinion of quality are two things that often overlap. but sometimes you just like something #bad and that's awesome. like rots is the best of the prequels by a large margin and i adore the opening and characters and many of the #scenes but that doesn't mean it's the best star wars has to offer ykwim? it's my specialest most favoritest sw movie but that doesn't blind #me to the dialogue lmfaooo

[blueohs]

jisung: if I died, how much would you miss me?

minho: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

#incorrect quotes #blueohs #incorrect kpop #incorrect minsung #incorrect minsung quotes #incorrect skz #incorrect skz quotes #minsung #don't ask #i'm bored #source: twitter

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me) #you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/' #and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300' #needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case) #also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[leatherbookmark]

陳情令 the untamed ー episode 4

#shrimp gifs #lan xichen #jin guangyao #xiyao #and this is where i lament my tagging practices because my main tag is md/zs but this is QUITE OBVIOUSLY not mdzs. so. uh oh! #long post #this gifset is. fairly boring unfortunately #i'm thinking now that i should have made it brighter? hm #but. i can't be arsed to save the psd files anymore so i'd have to remake the entire gifset from scratch and I Am Not Doing That #lxc's smile in the last gif is soooo cute and warm #don't ask me about the coloring btw :)

[little-bumblebeeee]

Eddie isn't the type to ask what someone is listening to. If they have earbuds in, he'll just pluck one out and put it into his own ear to see.

He stopped that after he took Steve's headphones, thinking it was some pop or Taylor Swift or even music that Eddie would be into.

Turns out Steve does not listen to that stuff

#Fill in the blanks however you'd like #steve harrington #stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #joe keery #joe quinn #steddie #Personally I think Eddie was met with wap or something #Just out of character for sunshine boy #Of course Steve was like “what do you think i listen to??? We always listen to your music” #“I don't KNOW but I didn't expect it to be THIS?????” #don't ask me what this is #I'm just bored #Meaning you guys get fed weird shit #Anyways come get yall juice #“And Jesus is always with me even when my boyfriend gives me hickies 🙏” Steve wtf is this #Don't wanna spit I wanna gulp I wanna gag I wanna choke I want you to touch that little dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

[just-some-guy-joust]

hey gang i completely forgot i need a fun lil tag for propaganda. do you wanna shoot me some ideas? for reference the tags for the last tournaments were love letter for the lovecore showdown, whales fall for freaky fish fshowdown, and curtain call for doomed by the narrative

EDIT: RESOLVED we're going with "meeting minutes"

#my only idea rn is whatever the fuck you call those boards people stick papers and notices on. but i forgot the name for it #and i don't know if that's even good (just kidding as i was typing this r told me it's notice board and that's kinda boring) #so i'm taking suggestions. personally i'm aiming for office themes cause that's what i've kinda been styling this tournament as #but as long as it works for Just Some Guy it's cool <3 #in replies or in asks whatever works #-mx narrative #some guy joust

[northernfireart]

my favorites of yours are definitely the tentoorose collection of them just being domestic, the doctor telling rose he loves her in gallifreyan, and this piece which I just... have saved bc I like it so much (hope u don't mind? if you're at all wondering however, I'd LOVE to see more ninerose art from you, though you probably coulda guessed, considering lol)

fun fact: my domestic tentoorose collection had another WIP that I just didn't finish of ten stealing a pancake from Rose before running off to work. Never finished it but think a lot about it(i was not feeling figuring out the background). thank you so much ::)))) I had a few ninerose sketches lying around, maybe I'll come around to finishing them

#eugene's ask #also!!! I don't mind anyone saving art #I literally have a folder of 600+ images of dw memes and fanart I've collected over the time and I look at it when I'm sad or bored

[coquelicoq]

gurathin, thiago, indah...starting to get the sense that if murderbot didn't have any specific person playing the role of "someone i deep down respect who i'm convinced hates me" at any given time, presaux would have to assign someone, for enrichment purposes

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #mb needs an anti-support human. like instead of a service dog it has a human that frowns at it sometimes #and it interprets these frowns as 'oh i guess this human just HATES ME. i guess we're ENEMIES. but WHATEVER I'M FINE WITH IT' #even though that's just what this human's face does when they're thinking really hard or something #like i'm rereading network effect and every time mb is cranky about thiago not liking it i'm like. babe you are reading way into it #he's skeptical. you love skepticism! he does not hate you he's just being cautious #in some ways quite similar to you really #'thiago doesn't trust me. how DARE HE' babe we have been here before #that's exactly what you said about gurathin! #i mean is he an asshole? yes. but so are you and so is your best mutual administrative assistant. you love assholery #i just think it's funny that 1) mb trusts no one until it knows them really well and 2) mb is SO OFFENDED when people who don't know it #super well don't trust it fully and implicitly right off the bat #my posts #f #well it's christmas and i don't have anywhere to be today because my family stuff is on monday this year. so i am very bored #you know what that means. deep dive into the drafts #also probably trying to find an ask meme to reblog #this draft is from july i think

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?

I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.

Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.

Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.

Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.

Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.

Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.

If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.

So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.

#asks #twdg louis #twdg minerva #twdg clementine #twdg violet #twdg marlon #twdg tenn #honestly whenever i see someone say louis is the boring option i'm just like '.......that's your opinion but also how can you say that??' #then again i'm sure other people look at me saying violentine just isn't for me and they say the same thing so y'know... i can't talk haha #also time is such a weird thing because i look at the entire cell scene in louis' route and like... i'm not even mad about violet anymore #like yeah i still don't believe she was brainwashed like i'm sorry y'all only believe that because kent said something about it #not because there's all this evidence toward it in game like vi being pissed at clementine makes sense she doesn't need to be brainwashed #for it to work like her being vulnerable and easily manipulated into submission makes perfect sense especially with minerva there #it's like everyone was pissed that she attacked clementine and people needed a way to excuse it so it's not violet's fault when like... #that's literally what makes it interesting like calm down it's okay if violet is pissed and scared and behaves accordingly #also my controversial opinion of the day that i'll hide here in the tags so maybe people won't find it sksksk but #I personally find the concept of vinerva and the doomed tragedy of it more compelling than anything violentine did #like i'll defend violentine and i do believe it's an important and good ship it's just not my personal favorite #anyway but then the whole thing with lilly and minerva is so good and louis screaming FUCK YOU at minerva?? amazing love it so good #i love when the soft character who never chooses violence is so pissed off that all that anger they have boils to the surface and it's raw #like... he's SO mad he's SO furious he's SOOO UPSET like he wasn't even like this when marlon died or anything like he hit his limit #and then shooting dorian through the mouth while an accident is just well done i love it and i love his reaction of mortification #and apologizing and YET he still tries to go with clementine he's trembling and can barely string together a sentence but he wants to go #he wants to help her he wants to save aj THAT is the gut reaction he has after everything that just went down #'louis isn't loyal or good for clem because of the vote' babe tell me you don't understand any nuance of louis' character without telling m #it's fine IT'S FINE you don't have to agree and i just have to remind myself that it's fine not everyone likes louis we're okay #this drives me crazy in the best way like y'know what? i love the cells scene in louis' route all of it even the stuff i used to rant about #even the stuff that used to piss me off now i'm just like 'no wait past cj was dumb she wasn't looking at it this way aaaaaaaa' sksksks #that was my tag ted talk about the cell scene thank you

[solradguy]

come on grandpa its fine. let your inner dadguy out

Maybe I should........

#asks #The dadguy jokes are great because I don't even want to have kids and I don't really like being around them #(they're loud and emotional and my Grumpy Threshold™️ is incompatible with that. it's not their problem though they can't help it) #But kids generally love me whenever I'm in a situation where I have to hang out with them. Like if a friend's got a kid or whatever #I don't know how you're supposed to be around kids so I just swear less and treat them like tiny stupid adults #Which seems to work!! #They don't like being talked down to but they don't understand everything because like they're brand new human beings you know? #I don't know!! I'm just like 'Tell me about Roblox/Minecraft/Fortnite/FNAF' and let them talk about it full bore #Or if they're kinda shy I'm just like 'Hey buddy let's draw some pictures' #Kids love drawing. I have never met a kid that did not go apeshit over making little images. Universal human experience #Accidentally got my one friend's kid into grindcore+death metal once though. Not ideal lmfao A little too heavy for a kid imo #Friend was like 'Hey my kid loves spooky music got any recs?' and I was like #'Uhhh napalmdeath-fullalbum.mp3' as a joke and his kid went NUTS for it LMFAOOO #I made a playlist of abyssally heavy metal just for her. She's like 6 years old rofl

[blueohs]

jisung: *clenches fist* fight me!

minho, standing behind jisung, softly shaking his head, gun ready in his hand: *mouthes* do not

#i'm bored #don't ask #incorrect quotes #blueohs #incorrect kpop #incorrect minsung #incorrect minsung quotes #incorrect skz #incorrect skz quotes #minsung #source: unknown

[sasslett]

First Meeting AU Prompts

Have your followers send you a number to write about your characters/ship meeting in a:

Regency AU

Coffee shop/bar AU

Soulmate AU

College AU

Medieval fantasy AU

Scifi AU

Monster AU

Rivals/Enemies to Lovers AU

AU in the setting of another game/movie/book/show

Royalty AU

Wild West AU

Pokemon AU

Modern AU

Post Apocalyptic/Dystopian AU

Treasure Hunt AU

Pantheon AU (Greek myth, demigods and stuff)

Happy AU for you sick fucks who can't give your characters a break (lovingly)

Angst/Bad End AU

Courtesan/Escort AU

Cozy Farming AU (ie Stardew)

Criminal AU (Bonnie and Clyde style)

Role Reversal AU

Spy AU

Your character's life without their tragic backstory AU

Prince and Pauper AU (or Starcrossed Lovers)

Superhero AU

Bookshop AU

Pirate AU

Theater AU

Past Lives AU

Holy AU (angels/demons n stuff)

Sports AU

#Ask game #writing prompt #Prompts #Don't send to me #Can't you tell I'm bored at work today lol #Excited to send some to you! Doesn't have to be writing ofc

[becca-e-barnes]

I just gotta say, sub!pornstar!bucky

I have simply passed away.

I have been thinking about this for days, I need to write about it so my head will let it go

Just the thought of coming home to Bucky filming a scene with a dildo that's stuck to the wall by a suction cup. You didn't think he'd still be filming when you got home so you know he must really be enjoying himself if he's still going.

You hear his whimpers before you've even crossed the threshold. He's moaning like he does when he's beautifully overstimulated and he's quickly on his way to those broken sobs you love so much.

A hot throb settles in the pit of your stomach. You're not sure how you're supposed to just sit here and wait for him to finish, not when he sounds like that. But then you remember it's web-cam day. He'll be live-streaming and that gives him a little more wiggle room with his scenes.

"Bucky, sweetheart?" You call into the apartment, knowing that if he wants you to join him he'll respond.

You can imagine the look on his pretty, blissed out face just from the groan that resounds from the bedroom.

"F-Fuck, mommy?" Oh, he's in that headspace today. A pleasant tingle runs up your spine at the realisation all those people on the livestream heard him admit to being yours. They know he's owned. They might be getting off on whatever delightful display of submission he's letting them see but ultimately, he's yours and he wants to be.

You pad down the hallway quickly, discarding your jacket on the way. The bedroom door wasn't fully closed, swinging open with a gentle press and the sight in front of you is just breathtaking.

Bucky is on his hands and knees, with the camera at a 45 degree angle to his face . He's letting his viewers see the way he works himself on that cock but they still get to see the fucked out look in those pretty eyes. Better still, he gets to read the comments. All those strangers degrading him, calling him a filthy slut, taunting him that he'll be in trouble if he doesn't cum in the next few minutes.

He loves this. Clearly. If the pool of cum splattered across the wooden floor is anything to judge by.

"M-mommy?" His voice is weak and feeble, his cheeks are flushed, his dick looks achingly hard, bobbing as he continues to fuck himself on the toy.

"Oh baby, are you being slutty for all these nice people?" You coo, stepping into the focus of the camera, knowing that it will only see your legs, given the angle.

The chat floods with messages faster than ever. Some tell you your Bucky has been a little whore, some tell you he hasn't been slutty enough, some tell you they want to watch you punish him. Each message only seems to send your sweet boy a little more stupid and it's delightful.

"You've cum everywhere. Did all these people get to watch you fuck yourself stupid? I bet you didn't even touch your dick, did you? I know you just fucked your own ass until you came all over yourself. That's pathetic, baby."

This is Heaven for him. His head lolls forward onto his forearms, pleasure making him almost boneless but you can't have that. Absolutely not.

Your fingers tangle in his hair, pulling his face back up and making him look right down the camera. "Good boy, that's it. Let them see you. Show them that pretty face." His dick twitches, threatening to blow another load over the floor and he knows it.

"I'm gonna cum. Holy shit, I'm s-so close." His eyes roll back in his head and fuck, he's perfect like this. He's breathtaking and it's going to be great for views.

"Don't you dare. You cum when we tell you to." You remind him, dragging his attention back to the rolling chat. Half are keen to watch him cum right then and there and the other half want you to draw it out a little longer. Unfortunately for Bucky, you're leaning towards the latter.

#asks answered <3 #stevekempscocktails #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #sub!ps!bucky #ps!bucky #I LOVED writing this #I really want to bake a cute little loaf cake rn #I found a recipe for a raspberry and lemon loaf cake #and I want to bake it #but I don't like cake #no one in my house would eat it #I'm going to run away to a cottage in the forest and bake my own bread #and grow my own vegetables #I could make butter for my bread too #I could bring Belle #lol I know damn well I'd be in my cottage for a week before I'd be bored #but it's a nice thought rn idk

[monsterhatdoodles]

Reblog with your ocs and I'll design a weapon for them

#i'm bored #you can send em in by ask if you don't wanna reblog #kirby #bug fables #or really any other ocs you want doesn't have to be those fandoms #Even if they already have a weapon I'll give them an extra one #You can never have too many #oc

[sciderman]

Ngl, I usually get disinterested in romantic fanfics/fancomics/etc... after the two main characters get together because to me the fun is all the shenanigans that come before that point... Ask-spiderpool is one of the only exceptions I've found because everything after is still so interesting !! The drama ! The miscommunications ! These boys still have a long way to go and the plot is still alive and well and I am here for it <3 You just make them so interesting. They have so many issues. I love them

GOD they have so many issues...

i think i see so often this sentiment that like, once the couple gets together that's it, and they're healed. they're sorted – i don't think humans operate that way - and god, characters like wade and peter? dear god. these guys????????????????

these guys...

#sci speaks #ask-spiderpool #i could go on forever and ever. they are such a feast of interesting complex emotions. #i think i'm so disinterested in these picture perfect couples whether everything is so perfect and it's all rainbows. #BORING. and it just doesn't work for characters like wade and peter!! #i love peter and mj both still working through their issues even while happily married. they were the best. #that's what couple goals really are !! still two messy bitches trying to figure it out. but together. #i really don't think a couple should become less interesting once they're together. that's so sad. #wade and peter are both so interesting. it would be such a disservice for them to get boring. #their dynamic is so GOOD?? and it just gets more complex and fun now that they're romantically involved i think. #all these new dimensions opening up... so sexy...