#don't be ridiculous... im in pants instead of a dress...thats proof im a man...im clearly a disgraceful lad that wears heels and nail polish

[worstloki]

no one: 

loki: *aggressively applies eyeliner with a knife*

literally no one:

loki: *aggressively wears gowns and skirts*

legitimately no one:

loki: *aggressively click-clacks heels while walking*

absolutely no one at all anywhere: 

loki: *aggressively learns to use magic and knives*

i mean there is actually no one saying anything:

loki: *aggressively applies nail polish and files nails*

still no one but now the silence is starting to get to everyone:

loki: *aggressively questions Asgardian culture on a daily basis*

#the best part about loki totally ignoring every nonsensical rule asgard has to offer (which lets be honest is most of them) is how #because loki aggresively breaks the rules and is able to get away with it on technicalities #loki *enjoys* getting away with things on technicalities #oh? men cant apply eyeliner? well... i AM a shapeshifter... how would you even know #no no you're right... its completely improper for me to assume you would know or take a liar's word on it... you'll just have to verify... #don't be ridiculous... im in pants instead of a dress...thats proof im a man...im clearly a disgraceful lad that wears heels and nail polish #if you're not going to check where my fluid gender is at you'll just have to arrest me - a prince/princess of asgard - on suspected crime #what's that? suddenly its not that big of a deal? you'd rather not bother the all-father with something like this... but what if he cares... #and by cares i mean what if he notices the black of my gloves and boots are different shades and points it out in front of the court #no dont leave! what happened to your need to defend your sexism?! you coward! how will i know if odin will notice the two blacks now?! #loki aggressively breaks asgardian culture and all associated toxic traits down by simply existing and being annoying about it #its wonderful