neil writing the last 10 minutes 💀
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James. Sirius. Remus with a small dick. TELL ME MORE (crawling out the depths from our discord bc everyone needs to know about this)
YES BESTIE I AM HERE TO SERVE
OKAY PICTURE IT:
Sirius and James share everything, so of course they're gonna share Remus, right? And I'm so sick of the fandom obsession with sub sissy waif-boy Sirius with his micro-peen and dom daddy Remus with his monster dong, it's completely overdone and I am craving variety.
So I'm pushing the twink Remus agenda to combat the fetishized werewolf monster cock narrative the fandom has for Remus. I've been envisioning a potential smutfic in which hung James and Sirius DP Remus, and the whole time they are just gushing about his adorable little cock. And Remus loves it, it's literally his wildest dream come true to be wedged between Sirius Black and James Potter while they dote on him and shower him in endless praise (and a touch of degradation for optimum kinky potential)
Also, since "top" and "bottom" are not lifelong roles assigned based on dick size and height in mlm ships, small dick Remus def gets to top Sirius at least once. And Sirius really cares about bolstering Remus' confidence because the poor dude is just so lacking in it, so he puts on the performance of a lifetime and makes him feel like a fucking God. Remus is so pleased with himself afterwards and he struts around with a rare spring in his step for weeks. (And Sirius will never admit to him that it was actually a little underwhelming)
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Sprint races just feel like an excuse to hand out points to Max for turning up tbh
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it's a good thing sans won the competition because i did not suffer through this hellsite when it thirsted over sans so bad that they created more sanses and made them thirst over each other so you could just. throw that away. say it didn't even matter. "oh actually this one orange twink without one [1] dedicated poly AU self-shiping roleplay blog is the sexiest" fuck you
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chris: hey babe can i play some white noise to help me sleep? *puts on 10 hours of relaxing club penguin music playlist*
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tomrades we all know what we're looking at here.
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*ear hoops come off* who are you calling a dirty slut? Slut😤
you.
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the funniest thing about the hannibal Fandom is the army of transmasc will graham kinnies who have definitely thought about Cannibal Top Surgery
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I really hate my past self for naming my blog newhetaliafan. Like did my past self not realize that I'm eventually not going to be new anymore? I'll always be a Hetalia fan which means someday I'm going to be an old Hetalia fan with the name newhetaliafan.🤦♀️
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i may be aroace but i know a pretty boy when i see one
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hc that akutagawa is HORRIBLY possessive of atsushi when they're rivals. half the pm knows not to mess with atsushi bc if you somehow kill him, akutagawa will flay you ALIVE because only AKUTAGAWA gets to kill him because he needs to PROVE himself and now everyone in the pm is so terrified of akutagawa that they won't even go near atsushi anymore
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Cannot wait for nobody to defend against Max tomorrow when he comes to overtake them 🙄
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How Ian and Anthony are in the sketches:
How Ian and Anthony are in the BTS (and according to the cast and crew too):
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Fuck the timeline, everyone please consider an au where the Knight of Dawn narrowly escapes from a fight that almost kills him and as he's limping through a forest to find somewhere to hide and recover, the woodland creatures find him and lead him somewhere. He follows, assuming they're leading him somewhere safe, but before he can reach it he collapses from his injuries. As his consciousness begins to fade, he sees Princess Meleanor looking down at him and he isn't surprised that she'd been waiting for his end, waiting for him to join her in the Underworld where he'd sent her.
Later in the evening, Lilia Vanrouge is startled by the door to his quiet little cottage bursting open. His prince and pupils have returned... and they have dragged the injured Knight of Dawn back with them. Silver runs up to Lilia and begs "Papa" to help the poor injured man they'd found in the woods, completely oblivious to how Lilia's blood chills and his mouth goes dry because his son this human child had so cluelessly brought an old enemy into their home who also happens to be his father.
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On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.
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