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#don't forget that in the cloud recesses it is forbidden to eat more than three bowls of ice cream
gusu-emilu · 3 years
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CQL Characters as Ice Cream Flavors
Wei Wuxian: Rocky Road, because he walks that crooked “path”
Lan Wangji: Butter Pecan, because he’s a fuddy-duddy
Jiang Cheng: Black Cherry, because he’s angsty but we can see through it
Lan Xichen: Mint Chocolate Chip, because he’s a breath of fresh air
Jin Guangyao: Neapolitan, because who even knows this man’s true personality and motivations
Nie Mingjue: Pistachio, because you don’t mess with him
Nie Huaisang: Coconut, because the inner workings of his mind are an acquired taste and you can’t trust them
Jiang Yanli: Green Tea, because she’s better than all of you
Wen Ning: Cookies & Cream, because he’s got the best of both worlds (living and dead, that is)
Wen Qing: Coffee, because this woman went through enough and deserves a pick-me-up
Jin Ling: Chocolate Peanut Butter, because this boy’s lack of chill is thick and I adore him
Lan Sizhui: Cookie Dough, because *squish*
Lan Jingyi: Mango Tango, because he’s on a different level of fun
Ouyang Zizhen: Red Velvet, because he deserves more attention
Xiao Xingchen: Vanilla, because this man is too pure for the world
Song Lan: Chocolate, because he’s Xiao Xingchen’s perfect soulmate
Xue Yang: Corn On The Cob, because all he wanted was to be a farmer husband and he sticks in your teeth (before cutting out your tongue)
A-Qing: Strawberry, because she’s cheeky
Jin Guangshan: Banana, because he’s disgusting
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