#don't get an apple watch

[threadsun]

Okay absolutely not gonna do anything that requires thinking tonight cause I just got back from a weekend kink con and my brain soup has been drained into a clear broth, but I wanna brag about everything I did cause it was super fun and I missed going to cons!! Anyway, I

Went to a controlled takedowns class and spent two hours (one and a half in class and half in the dungeon) absolutely BODYING my friend who said that trying to tackle me was "like running into a freight train"

Did a super fun impact scene in the dungeon that was basically just me beating a sub's ass for like an hour and was very cathartic and enjoyable for us both

Did a sensation play scene in the dungeon and got to try out my new leather rose flogger as well as pulling out some of my old favourite toys

Went to a class about body awareness when tying that talked a bit about hypermobility and bondage, and got tied up a bunch

Watched the coolest kinky circus show ever

Spent a lot of time with my friends which was wonderful cause I don't get to see them often 🥰

Got some second hand impact play toys from a friend to expand my already absurd collection of toys

#sunshine #18+ only #god talking to kinky queer people irl and getting involved in the actual established community is like #the ultimate cure for internet discourse brainrot #why don't you watch a 60 year old little hold her stuffie and drink an apple sauce pack and maybe then you'll calm down

[wawhii]

Being able to say "this is fucking stupid" and move on from something on the internet has been instrumental, but oh my god it's still such a pain in the ass to think about it nonstop for the next 20 minutes

#Vent tw #I kind of don't want to say what this was about because It's A Show That People Get Death Threats Over #And frankly I already feel guilty about liking it even though I'm highly critical (HIGHLY CRITICAL.) of it #But like oh my actual fucking god #YES some shows should not be watched in the first place. Some of them undeniably suck!! What the creators have done is bad!! #Shit like AoT is propaganda and South Park and Family Guy reduce your capacity for kindness. So do similar things. #But we also A) can't judge everyone who watches them because there ARE good apples #And B) FICTIVES FROM DOGSHIT SOURCES ARE FINE PEOPLE 90% OF THE TIME!!!!!! **SHUT UP!!!!!!!** #One side of this argument needs to get some fucking media literacy and criticality #And the other side need to stop sucking Viv's dick and get their proshipper heads out of their proshipper asses.

[booasaur]

See (2019) - 3x02

#seeedit #see apple tv #lieutenant wren #oloman #eden epstein #dayo okeniyi #see 3x02 #haniwa x wren #femslash related stuff #more and more wren's like I don't know why I'm not with my gf #I'm so surprised we've gotten this much wren so far #and even this convo where we're reminded of her connection to jerlamarel through haniwa #expecting a reunion next ep though maybe there'll be one more ep for her journey? #suddenly her arrival is rather important to confirm that baba's right #as for the rest of the so far... kofun is actually being kind of normal #so I'm assuming that shot in the trailer is indeed him and wren fighting together for paya #boo to bow lion's death #also dark-skinned black people keep getting killed off at a ridiculous rate D: #personal: I'm doing better now :) #been watching more and giffing a bit and might answer some asks

[losetheweightandlookthepart]

"You look like you've lost weight"

Oh???? My????? God?????? IT'S NOTICABLE?????? FUCKING FANTASTIC

Now I just have to keep going!

#that was the first thing my mother said to me today #I gave some nonsense excuse about having an apple watch again and trying to fill my rings even on my days off #I've got to think of reasons to tell her for this if it's already noticable #I can't SEE IT #but apparently she can #i wanna be weightless #ed no sheeran #ed not sheeran #tw ana shit #I don't think she would suspect... this #because my main tactic has been to only eat when someone else is also eating and/or give me the food #so I eat with my brother when he drags me out to lunch #and I eat dinner on my days off work #and if she hands me a tiny snack (often a couple pieces of cheese) #but never never never at work or when I get home from work at 11pm #So I'm doing 2-3 day fasts #and a lot of omad on the days I do eat #Saturdays off being the exception because of my brother; we drive up to cedar point and eat out twice #I honestly think this is a good way to do it too #because it feels MAINTAINABLE #it's really a very small tweak from my old habits #and the loss is still pretty fast. :)

[rumor-weed]

i’m sorry VOTER FRAUD?

IN MY VEGGIETALES?

it’s more likely than you’d think...

#veggietales #ryan watches vt #he literally shows up out of nowhere hears 'happy place' and says 'I WILL BECOME GRAND MARSHALL OF HAPPINESS PARADE' and immediately #like no hesitation nobody saying anything is like 'I WILL STUFF THE BALLOT BOX and BE ELECTED' #now's probably the time to admit that I don't recognize any Larry-Boy or League stuff after Bad Apple as canon #and even then I didn't really like Bad Apple #I tried watching League but was way too old for it by then and had hit my limit #like I love rewatching classic VT because it's not just nostalgia it felt legitimately fun for adults #read phil's book it's great #but also like... past a certain point VT became 'oh yeah its cute and kinda funny still' #and this new show so far really doesn't have clever laugh out loud enjoyable for adults too moments #not like they used to have #they feel so... sanitized #and there's something weird about complaining like that #but it's not really complaining as it is just... noting how drastically different 90s kid media and 2010s kid media and 2020 kids media is #from 'family fun' meaning adults could get a chuckle and like it too #to 'family fun' means its 'Wholesome'(tm) Christian Media (tm) and if there's even a reference to an old TV show kids haven't watched #its a big Ordeal like #idk there's a whole lot to say there #and I probably should watch more eps before I say anything more #at the end of all these liveblogs I may give a wider explanation of my thoughts on the new series from a view of like... #a long time fan since childhood who HAS returned several times to the show and fandom into his adulthood

[keithbutgay]

then ill be the first

and ill be the second first!

grover, i cant ask you to--

yeah atsushi really went "bet"--

#i'm realizing now how much of the show i've spoiled for you-- #hopefully not too much #oh slightly unrelated but if you do end up watching more of it #make sure you watch dead apple and walking alone between seasons 2 and 3!! #nothing will make sense if you don't-- #also you get chuuya on a motorcycle so there's that

[snackugaki]

Have I finally let go of that one horse stance joke my brain farted out six years ago?

hahahahaahhha ✨NO✨

#centaur #character design #xianxia #at this point I'm going to have to trick my brain by having my OC fight a bunch of turtles #the apples didn't fall far from the tree #professional turtle bully #I still don't have any solid story for my precious xiaohu #Just that she's a centaur #trying to get her sifu to teach her gong fu #sifu refuses because she mad secret jianghu reasons not to #so she spies #and inadvertently learns Light Body technique #she's holding a jian #because she wants to be like her sifu #doesn't want to admit she's better with the spear #I COULD just do a comic explaining why her nickname is xiaohu #but these turtles won't bully themselves #watch me rererereREdesign her 4 months from now #actually dont #no jinxes

[meowmeowmessi]

messi fc on messi fc violence on my tl oh lordy... personally speaking, just from my perspective: i don't want messi to stay in europe so i can "lord his stats over players i hate" but bc i think he still has a year or two of Good Football left in him and i just want to be able to witness his magic and not watch it fizzle out in the US of fucking A. does that make sense

#like i'm not watching ml fucking s on principle but even if i wanted to the timezones don't match and it's on apple tv or smth????? #yeah i ain't getting that lol #like it's not even abt stats i just wanted to watch more of his football.. #maybe he's mentally checked out maybe he's tired of all the politics he has to deal with (thanks barça 👍) i'm..

[kyouka-supremacy]

honestly dead apple in and of itself is peak comedic cinema

and i love it for that

The true comedy was me rewatching it yesterday because I was so stupid to believe I might have been able to understand something by watching it a second time

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dead apple #mine #The fun part is that you'd be watching it and half movie is gone already and you'd be like “ah‚ sounds pretty linear so far‚ #I don't get what the confusion was about?” And then pretty much from when Chuuya bursts into Ango's offices it's just a series of– #subsequential “uh????” in different increasing octaves #Okay just to name a few questions #What was up with Ango and Chuuya?? Is there Stormbringer context I'm missing? I didn't think Ango appeared in Stormbringer? #I feel like there's more than Chuuya being mad at Ango for introducing Shibusawa in the Dragon Head Conflict but maybe I'm mistaken? #Besides why is Shibusawa linked to the government? Are Chuuya's “six friends” the Flags? Is Stormbringer about the Dragon Head Conflict? #CAN THEY DO ME THE FAVOR OF GRANTING ME THE POSSIBILITY TO WATCH A MOVIE WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE PREVIOUSLY READ A NOVEL? #Bsd is literally turning into a mcu level of absurdity. Or was Stormbringer published afterwards and all of the mentions of events– #described in it was advertising for the novel? The Dragon Head Conflict... Really what's up with THAT was that ever explained????? #WAS THERE REALLY NOT ANY OTHER WAY DAZAI. WAS THERE REALLY. Because I can think of about 45893828392 simpler ways to save the city– #without joining the bad guys and make everything easier for them?????? Kyouka says that she controls Demon Snow through her phone. #But she doesn't‚ right?? Didn't she gain full control of her ability thanks to Fukuzawa when she joined the ada??? #In that moment at the start Chuuya is able to evoke corruption without poem- is that possible or was that for dramatic effect? #Did he learn the poem in a successive moment to have more control when to activate his corruption state? #(Actually I think this might have been explained in Stormbringer) What the hell was Fyodor's plan? #What did he gain from everything that happened? Is there anything he was trying to accomplish or was he really there just for the chaos? #What did Shibusawa want to obtain exactly? Why did Shibusawa say he knew Fyodor‚ what's the link between them? #And again‚ what the fuck is up with the orphanage torture scene? How did they knew Atsushi had an ability when it didn't manifest? #Why did they want to take it out at all costs‚ what's so special about it? (I know that's one of bsd's great mysteries but still. still) #Actually‚ why didn't Dostoyevsky have to fight against his own ability? For the matter‚ why weren't we shown Chuuya doing that either? #Has that anything to do with Arahabaki? Why the fuck is there a big af dragon. Is that like? The manifestation of an abilities singularity? #I really don't get how it's possible for Shibusawa to be a ghost. Like his ability consists of separating abilities from their users– #that has nothing to do with becoming a ghost‚ does it? Then why?? Also‚ how does Dostoyevsky bring him back a second time? #Finally‚ how is the Kyouka / Atsushi / Akutagawa team so perfect 🥰🥰 And why don't they have more screentime 💔💔😔😔

[aro-aizawa]

i had thought i put apple behind me.... but alas my old nemesis.....

#shut up danni's talking #i switched to android in january and its so refreshing you don't even know #i only occasionally whack out my old iphone if i need a second phone while watching smth #however my mum dropped hers in the toilet (lol) and so her phone is fucked up #i'm trying to transfer her shit over onto my phone in the meantime until she finds a new one #however i am just about ready to tear my fkn hair out bc apple is absolute shit #the only decent app that transfers stuff between two phones is locked behind a paywall and im not paying like £20+ for one use w no guarant #and itunes is hopeless. i want to cry. i am going to be trying my best to convince my mum to try android but she doesn't wanna #she's too familiar w iphones and she wants to have the same thing her partner has bc ease so unfortunately #in any case if i can't transfer her shit onto my phone i'm gonna get rid of my shit so she can at least use its functionality #either way i will still hope for apple to go full bankruptcy or get majorly dropped

[vole-mon-amour]

I love it when fans decide that a particular character is their favourite & it changes that character's entire fate (opposed to what the writers had in mind for that character).

#christian camargo #Instagram #i don't think I'm gonna watch gigs show after all #but i hope he gets more cool roles in which i can #i really like him #and i enjoy his acting A LOT #see apple tv

[bywandandsword]

Listen to me, listen to me If someone comes up to you, bouncing with excitement about an idea, but as they're explaining it to you, you realize the idea isn't feasible to achieve, DO NOT just pop this person's excitement bubble and walk away

You gently, tactfully, kindly point out the holes in their idea. Then offer solutions and/or get them to start brainstorming on how to make the idea feasible. At the very least, be encouraging

It sucks ass to be on the receiving end of someone popping your excitement bubble and leaving you totally deflated. And nothing will stop me from coming to you with things I'm excited about faster than it

#Sword speaks #this post brought to you by my dad who's very new to gardening but excited about it #this man is under so much stress and doesn't get excited over much these days #but earlier he saw a video where a guy made it look like he could grow an apple and grape tree hybrid #now it might be obvious to some that it doesn't work like that but like I said my dad doesn't know much about gardening #and he got really excited about the idea and started showing the video around to our family #and saying he wants to try it #one member of my family just said 'that's fake stop falling for stupid videos' #and you could just see dad deflate and start to close off #BUT NOT ON MY WATCH BITCHES #I did a bunch of research and sent him what I found and explained why the video isn't realistic #then I sent him information on grafting multi-fruit trees and showed him some examples #I did the same with hybridization #I even sent him info on bonsai fruit trees cause they're cute and dad's a softie #and watched him get excited again! Then I told off the person who made the initial statement #cause c'mon don't be a douchebag #this man barely gets to have any fun let him have some fun!

[maddy-ferguson]

the feminine urge to come out to my sister and my mom

#i'm very unoriginal and. susceptible to suggestion #if someone eats an apple on tv i'm gonna want to eat an apple #i think about it often actually especially my sister because sometimes i wanna tell her certain things but i can't because i'm not out to #her #and it's not like my mom wouldn't be accepting so if i tell my sister i might as well tell her too like get it over with #but i also DON'T wanna tell them because it's gonna be awkward. feelings #i did watch someone come out on tv yesterday (leighton from tslocg) it's funny #and like i say: brf slt

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! My dad is thinking about getting some kind of smartwatch/fitbit kind of thing to help keep track of his heartrate and activity level over time. Do y’all have any recommendations for particular models/brands/kinds?

#the person behind the yarn #he called me and said 'hey the insurance company is offering an incentive if I get an apple watch' #and I was like 'maybe don't give the insurance company that info? might be good to have that info for you and your doctor' #'but maybe don't give it to the insurance company' #also idk if an apple watch is the best way to monitor? #anyway he asked me to ask y'all for recommendations #his specific wording was 'Please ask your minion horde. And tell them I mean that with the utmost respect' #so my dad calls tumblr followers a minion horde and my mom calls y'all either my colleagues or my google friends #I do not think either of them understand tumblr but I love that they are trying lol

[aces-to-apples]

I think "Practice Makes Perfect" (or whatever the ep was called I immediately forgot and will not double-check) is fun because if Anakin is your poor little meow meow then you can watch it and go "okay baby sweetie my honeypie dumbass boy I see what you mean and where you're coming from but as always could you please Fuckin Not?" and if he's your *consults notes* eeby deeby then you literally want to tear him limb from limb for the fucking (if fairly Star Wars-typical) child abuse, and that's peak Star Wars babey!!

#tales of the jedi #totj spoilers #star wars #the clone wars #so far it's the only one i've watched ngl #something something star wars is only a young adult fantasy genre where the child abuse gets handwaved #except if you hate anakin personally and would throw hands with him on sight #but tbh i block both camps pretty on sight myself so i don't have know how much overlap those two groups have #anyway i expect nothing except rage-inducing child abuse and cool lightsaber shit from all star wars ever so like. go team! rocked it! #by apples #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #good on dave for getting that poor tweenager out of that fucking tube top thank you sir

[meraxes-of-new-albion]

You work at a zoo????? 💛💛💛💛 do you like it??? Do you have any fun stories??

I do, yes! I like it a lot*, it's definitely a really cool thing that I'm really grateful to have the opportunity to do.

As far as fun stories, I've discovered that what I consider a fun story these days is horrifying to most people, and the things that are really awesome to most people are just. Tuesday to me.

I did get to name a secretary bird Anakin, though, that was a good time lmao (he came to us from a different zoo, and the incoming paperwork said he hated sand, crushed eggs on a regular basis, and didn't really like short people or women - so I made the obvious aotc reference and everyone liked it so much we renamed him when he came in).

[Image ID: a secretary bird laying in some grass]

^ I'm pretty sure that's Anakin, it might be Peggy though. (We tossed around renaming her to Padme but decided against it. I was very sad.)

#* being that this is a career that knows full well there's an endless supply of people willing to be in poverty to do it #so i don't get paid time off. literally at all. i moved states to work here. #fun story to me: watched said secretary bird kill and eat a wild chipmunk because i wasn't fast enough with his dinner #fun story to most people: fed a red panda grapes and apple slices #perspective! #idk how much of a rambly answer you want i could discuss this for days so by all means if you're curious lmk