for me it's 2010 probably
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The Wicker Witch
Cover reveal for The Wicker Witch!
A fast-paced story of survival, terror, family, and friendship.
The people of Wicker thought the mountain belonged to them—purchased with blood, sweat, and resilience. They forgot the deal their ancestors made. They forgot that their mountain belonged to something ancient, powerful, and hungry.
I wrote the first draft of this story back during the age of pandemic and am so excited that Crystal Lake, Torrid Waters picked it up and brought it into the world.
The ebook is available for preorder on amazon and it's listed on goodreads if you want to add it to your TBR!
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Don't Go in the Woods (1981)
The best kind of worst movie. Poorly written, poorly acted, horrible effects, and not a minute of it that isn't fun. Barely any plot and filled with random cutaway murders. It is absolute unadulterated campy trash that doesn’t try to be anything else.
5/10
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TROGLODYTE-MURDEROUS BI-PEDEAL HOMINID RAMPAGE (WHERE ARE MY LEGS)
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I forgot my headphones the other morning and while I was walking, I heard a bell.
A tiny bell, like something on a cat's collar.
It followed me but it stayed in the dark in the woods to the side.
When I stopped, it stopped.
When I continued, it chimed.
I hope a cat was out there playing beast and hunting me, because the chills on my spine didn't feel like a cat's attention. It felt like something bigger, carrying a collar that didn't belong to it.
I don't wear my headphones on this stretch anymore.
The bell is still out there some mornings.
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It occurred to me how incredibly chaotic and delightful Cheese Melt would be when put in the same room as Danny and Jack, so yeah. More silly comic doodles.
Jack, Vlad, Danny, and Danielle go camping! Vlad only agreed to this because he's frustrated and jealous of how much Dani seems to like Jack despite his best attempts to brainwash her into hating him, and he's sure that two nights in the woods will prove to her that Jack is an idiot and not nearly as good of a parent as Vlad is. Vlad knows he can't simply forbid Dani from ever talking to Jack again, because she's already such a free spirit who barely listens to him. So it's obviously the best plan to ensure that Dani comes to the correct conclusion all on her own. Unfortunately for Vlad, he yet again has utterly played himself (or rather, has let Dani play him like the master of psychological manipulation she is).
Meanwhile, Danny is just here to hang out with his dad and Dani, and point and laugh at Vlad's rising blood pressure while ALSO ensuring Vlad doesn't end up legitimately killing his dad. And Jack is of course utterly oblivious to the intensely complicated dynamic of his three half ghost companions. He's just happy to go hiking (they immediately get lost) go canoeing (they immediately capsize) and share a tent with his best friend (who immediately politely declines)
Dani and Danny then encounter a small army of blob ghosts in the woods and Dani convinces Danny to pretend to get captured with her, in the hopes that it will force Vlad to work with Jack to rescue them (and maybe fix some of the tension). Comedy and vaguely heartwarming moments ensues.
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free'em...free my boy from religion trauma...I wanna see them both run away from everything to live in a small house in the woods or something god dammit
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• Don't Go in the Woods (1981)
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My friends noticed a pattern in how I dress in my daily life.
Tbh I hate buying shoes and these boots make me look even taller than I already am lol
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