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#don't let your memes be dreams
curlyburp · 2 years
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That one year I didn't have time to carve a pumpkin so I just
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mayorwhisper · 11 months
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You do! Good thing I have a college degree 😂
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nonps · 2 years
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nentuaby · 4 months
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The popular "burrito" implies the existence of the forbidden "burro".
EXCEPT LITERALLY THO.
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merelymaple · 8 months
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I made a new shitpost yesterday.
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Go watch it and tell me I'm funny in th comments. 💛
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card-and-flame · 2 years
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What Monster Protects You: Ravard Kasun
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Succubus/Incubus
Temptation is the sweetest of poisons, my dear. Breath it deep into your lungs and allow yourself to surrender to your desires, if only for the night.
The incubus, or it's female counterpart, succubus, is a type of demon that tempts its prey in darkness. Though it typically is, it does not have to be sexual in nature. These demons have an uncanny grasp on manipulation. The mask of a pretty face conceals the horror lying beneath, talons curled, ready to pounce. They coerce their victims with sweet words and hollow promises, lulling them into a false sense of security. They whisper in the prey's ear, subtly guiding their movements like a seasoned puppeteer until the moment arrives to strike. Then they disappear without a trace, leaving behind their broken victims, merely a shell of the person they used to be. You aren't necessarily evil. After all, what is good and evil but simply a construct of the human imagination? You have a way with words and a silver tongue to boot. Perhaps you are an author or a singer. Maybe the subtleties of both verbal and nonverbal communication just come naturally to you. There is no denying this: you are highly intelligent. No, I don't mean in the academic sense. Though that could be true as well. Your intelligence spurs from your guile. It is your wit that connects the incubus/succubus to you. It is intrigued by your mannerisms. It would simply be a shame to see such an interesting human go to waste. Just be careful how you treat others so you don't make unnecessary enemies.
You never know when the hunter might become the hunted...
...Yeah, I can see it. Not so much the sexual aspect, but everything else? Dead on.
Take the quiz here.
Tagged by: @sundered-souls​ (thank you) Tagging: Well... everyone I’d tag has already been tagged. So... do it again for another character! Or see if you get a new result! Go forth, Random Citizens, and prosper!
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frostgears · 8 months
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girls will develop elaborate kinks around being mech pilots and living weapons and then when confronted with a Glock 19 or a 2012 Honda Accord they are all "uhhhh i don't know how to use this help?"
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redrowantree · 4 months
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This meme came to me in a dream and when I woke up I had to make it a reality
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mfshipbracket · 1 year
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I know it is so very unlikely, considering the kind of competition in this bracket, but my Greatest Wish for the finale is Morticia/Gomez vs Barry/Lup. Something about that match-up just Sparks Joy
dare i say. it's about the girlboss/malewife solidarity
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shymaidxn · 11 months
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~✿ A Brave Flower of Fate ✿~
♪ Thank you for everything You are our most favorite treasure All together now! "We love you!" ♪
independent, private / mutuals-only, canon-divergent rp blog for diantha from granblue fantasy. sung by kitkatty promo and icons by @demonxserin
carrd | multimuse blog | meme sideblog
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pandagobrr · 6 months
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curlyburp · 4 months
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!
I know these are rookie numbers but I appreciate y'all all the same ❤️
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dexter-by-designation · 3 months
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I have sequestered myself in a metaphysical basement as I read vampire books and draw pictures of Monkey (the last drawing I posted) that I don't post because they're not refined and some are too sexual for this blog.
I have been reading the Urban Shadows 2nd Ed. Play test material to do some world building, and trying to contextualize vampirism as a metaphor for authoritarian exploitation, and some of the world building elements get a good response from my wife, but the two of us are an echo chamber, so I'll need to get some 3rd opinions.
This basement is deep: there's at least 2 rickety staircases to descend and a secret door hidden in a wine rack, plus a ladder inside a coffin you have to climb down to reach me, all to find me giggling about vampire puns as I write text that would likely feel pretty at home alongside the likes of 'My Immortal'
What I'm saying is: I'm having fun living my edgy dreams. Do not send help, unless they/you can give me new words to tell me about deepest-darkness.
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dawnofprismatica · 6 months
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Did I do it?
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flourbray · 8 months
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IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED
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starrylumiart · 9 months
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