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dontcallmebabyxx · 3 years

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Chapter 1: English Boy

Sage's POV:

7:00am and the alarm went off. It's been 3 days of this new lifestyle I'm trying to live and I'm actually enjoying the extra time I have in the mornings, given the fact I used to wake up somewhere around 11am, but hey! Adulting and productivity at it's finest, or so I like to believe.

I recently moved to L.A to pursue that dreamy fresh start every 20-something year old dreams of. After just a few days here, I found a job in a little coffee shop and have been working there since, it's really cool actually, the place is amazing, the staff is nice and I'm a whore for coffee so it's a win-win situation.

Getting out of bed after checking my phone for any notifications that I might have missed in my sleep, but all I got were a bunch of messages from my sister having a crisis after finishing the last episode of The Vampire Diaries, and I mean... I get her.

I'm really taking this whole new and improved lifestyle very seriously, I'm meditating and everything, even lighting some incense here and there to get the whole scene and mood going.

After my whole yogi moment I went to the bathroom and started getting ready for work. I stared at myself in the mirror and said my daily affirmations: "I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a bad bitch, I'm worth it, and I'm loved" I tell myself pushing back the memories as I say that last part. Today is going to be a good day because I have an early shift so that means I get to work with my sister, who was the one that got me the job in the first place.

I am pretty basic when it comes to clothes and always prioritize comfort over looks, unless I go out. Only then and there will I risk my wellbeing and wear high heels and tiny ass dresses to remind myself that I can also be THAT bitch. On the day to day I'm pretty basic. I really like warm colors so most of my closet is based around that color scheme.

I made my way (downtown) in this chaotic ass, traffic-filled city that I love very much, hating myself for even thinking about A Thousand Miles as I drive myself to work and officially start my day.

After saying hi to the staff and starting getting everything ready, Sydney arrives.

"I'm sorry! I overslept" Syd said as she rushed behind the counter to the back of the shop and got ready for her shift.

"Chill, it's still pretty early. You still have 20 minutes and I already got everything set up" I reassured her.

"You're an angel, thanks" she said, coming behind me and hugging me.

A few hours into the shift I started cleaning some tables and saw a group of people coming in. And as I was about to greet them, I heard a familiar voice.

"Sage?" I looked at her and recognized her immediately.

"Holy shit Sarah!" I said smiling and hugging her, she hugged me back and introduced me to her friends.

"Guys, this is Sage. We were neighbors back in London". "This is Charlotte" she said and Charlotte greeted me with a hug

"So nice to meet you" She said with a big smile on her face.

"You too!" I said, smiling back.

"And this is Ny", Sarah said gesturing towards her

"Hi!" She said and we hugged too.

We walked to the counter and I took their order.

"Sydney? Since when do you two live here?" Sarah said as soon as she saw my sister.

"We moved here with my dad a few months ago, mom stayed back in London though" Sydney explained smiling at her.

As I gave them their order, Sarah said "we should get together, catch up and drink some wine like our moms did when we were little, it's our time to have those kinds of nights" Us three laughed remembering those days and how close our moms are. "The girls and the rest of the group are coming over to my house tomorrow for dinner and you two are coming" she gave me a stern look knowing that I'm not one to be around many people.

"Fine, we'll be there" Syd and I agreed, exchanging phone numbers with Sarah and getting back to work.

*The next day*

It was nearly 4:00 pm when I left work after my shift ended. Sarah's dinner started at 9:00 but she texted me earlier telling me to be there at 7:00 so we could have some time to catch up just the two of us.

I got home and decided to call my mom to tell her about yesterday.

"Hi mom" I greeted her as she answered the FaceTime call.

"Hi sweetie, how was your day? I'm sorry I couldn't call you back yesterday, the girls came over and we had a wine night" she said laughing.

"It's fine mom, don't worry" I reassured her, "Speaking of wine nights, I ran into Sarah yesterday at the cafe.

"Sarah Jones? Wow, you two hadn't seen each other since she moved! How is she?".

"She's great. I'm going to her house today to catch up and meet some of her friends" I told her.

"I heard from her mom that she's drumming for this English boy, maybe you know him!" She said

"Wouldn't know mom, I just recently started following her social media and haven't had the time to stalk her" I said laughing and she joined me.

We talked just for a little while given the time zone, then said our goodbyes because it was getting late and I had to start getting ready. I headed to my bathroom and began undressing as I put on some music. I chose one of my favorite playlists called "Middle School Me" which is basically my indie-emo-punk phase and I love it.

*Something Good Can Work* started playing and I can't help but move to the little beat as I entered the shower. I did the usual and washed my hair so it's easier to style later.

I finished my shower, wrapping myself in a towel and wrapping my hair on an old cotton t-shirt because I learned from a youtube blogger that that's the best way to prevent frizz, and I hope and pray it works because I've been bleaching my hair and it's coming to bite me in the ass now.

I moisturized and opened my closet deciding on what to wear, and after trying on my top 3 choices, I went for a black dress because you can NEVER go wrong with a black dress, and dressed it down a bit with some black boots and a oversized denim jacket that I stole from one of Sydney's ex.

I like wearing short sleeves because you can see my tattoos, which I love and adore with all my heart.

I got my keys, checked my phone to see if Sarah sent me the address already which she did, double checked that I had everything I needed in my purse and headed to the door. I got in my car and continued listening to my playlist and laughed as Avril Lavigne started playing and I sang along as I made my way to Sarah's house.

I arrived with 10 minutes to spear and rang the bell. Sarah opened the door and gave me a tight hug which I gladly accepted and hugged her as well. "Holy shit, you look great! Come in" she said, giving me space to walk through the door and into her house. She took my purse and my jacket and handed me a glass of wine which I took and thanked her for. "Where's Sydney?" She asked, seeing that I came by myself.

"She has a test on Monday so she stayed home".

"Oh yeah, you live with your dad right?" She asked, sitting down on the couch and I took a seat next to her.

"No, just Syd. I have my own place, it's not that far from here actually" I explained.

"That means you're hosting the next wine night" she said, making me laugh.

After a little catching up I remembered what my mom told me and ask Sarah,

"So, my mom told me you're some English boy's new drummer" I told her, bringing the wine glass to my lips to take a sip.

She laughed out loud "some 'English boy', oh my god that is amazing. But yes, I actually just came back from touring with him. Ny and Charlotte are also in the band and the guys you'll meet today too" she said.

"Oh, and am I meeting the English boy today as well?" I ask grinning.

"Yes, but I'm not telling you who he is, I want to see you shitting your pants when you meet him".

"Is it Tom Misch? Because if it is I will actually shit myself".

"I guess you'll have to see when he arrives" she laughed and I told her that's no fun.

It was now 9-ish and people started arriving. The first one to arrive is Mitch, who I greeted and hugged as Sarah introduced us. And I swear I could feel a type of vibe going on between them but I decided to push aside and interrogate Sarah about it another time. Then Ny and Charlotte arrived and when they saw me they approached happily to greet me which I appreciated because I was starting to get anxious about meeting all these new people.

"I was telling Sage about how we are the band for this 'English boy' as she called him" Sarah air quoted telling them as they sat on the couch and some chairs around the coffee table.

"English boy? yes, I guess you could say so" Mitch said, laughing.

"Hey! it was my mom who called him that in the first place" I said smiling while pouring Ny a glass of wine.

We continued talking about random topics, I told them a little bit about myself, and they did the same. I stood up and went to the bathroom, and as I was walking out the door I bumped into somebody.

"Omg I'm sorry, I wasn't looki-" I stared up at him and holy shit! It's Harry Styles.

"Don't worry about it. It's fine." he said "I'm the English boy, you must be Sage". He said, stretching out his hand to greet me

"Yes. Nice to meet you English boy." I said, stretching out my hand to shake his, blushing at the fact Sarah already told him but not surprised at all that she did.

"Well, if you excuse me I have to take a wee" he said, laughing and I moved to let him go into the bathroom. I walked to the kitchen and saw Sarah there.

"What the actual fuck Sarah Jones?! English boy is THE Harry Styles?" I said shocked to which she laughed.

"He is. I figured you wouldn't know because I know you, and I can tell you don't follow him like you do to others, but I told you you would shit your pants because I know deep down there, directioner Sage still exists" She said, eating a grape out of the charcuterie board she's preparing.

"Ok first of all, I was NOT a directioner. I liked a couple songs and that's it" I joked, trying to minimize it. "And if I had to choose one I'd go with Zayn" I told her, rolling my eyes jokingly. "But still, wow. I really don't follow him or his solo music really, but this is huge Sarah! I'm so happy for you" I told her, feeling genuinely happy for her.

"Yes, we have a great team. I'm giving you a copy of the album because I know you haven't properly listened to it" She said. Which is true. I only listened to Only Angel once on the radio, and it's actually a great song, it was stuck in my head for like a week. I might give this album a chance and crank it in my apartment.

We headed to the living room and Harry followed behind as soon as he exited the bathroom. He got behind me near my ear and said, "Sarah told me you're not a fan, I gotta say it really hurts my ego but I might push it behind and turn you into a fan".

"Oh, really?" I said, raising an eyebrow and turning to him.

"Well, whether or not you become a fan it's up to you, but I would like to get to know you and you to know me, the actual me I mean" he said, sitting next to me.

"We'll see about that" I told him as I brought the wine glass to my lips. I wondered if this thing actually looked hot like in the movies or if I just looked like an idiot.

We continued talking and laughing as Sarah told stories about our teen years and all the stupid shit we did.

"And that's how Sage broke her arm on a date" she finished the embarrassing ass story which I wished she had forgotten, but how could she... she was the one that came to my rescue when I fell down the window trying to sneak out the boys house when his parents got there. We definitely lived the best teen years together, I really missed her and I'm glad we met again.

Around 2:00 am I decided it was time to head back home,

"Guys it was lovely meeting all of you and I'm sure we'll hang out again soon but I really need to go" I said standing up.

"Oh come on Sage!" Charlotte complained laughing, "it's still pretty early".

"I know but I have an early shift tomorrow so I should get going" I grabbed my jacket and my purse and started to make my way around saying goodbye to everyone, thanking that I only had one glass of wine because I wouldn't be able to drive otherwise.

As I got to Harry he smiled as he hugged me "Maybe I'll come visit you tomorrow at work. Ny says your apple pie is out of this world" he said.

"If I may say so myself, it's pretty fucking awesome" I said laughing.

"Bye Sarah" I said, hugging her and walking to my car.

I arrived, got ready for bed, and stared at the ceiling until I managed to push behind all the dark thoughts and memories that haunt me daily, and finally fell asleep.

#harry styles story #harry styles fic #harry styles au #fanfic #romance #teen romance #one direction fanfiction #kennedy claire walsh #lucy boynton

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triningyining · 3 years

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How would haikyuu boys react when they got an argument with y/n:

More like for Bokuto simp there

Sakusa

So both of you got into a fight because of a misunderstanding and both of you are tired.

He would definitely call you in names during your fight.

Probably angry, not a normal one but a annoyingly angry.

Spits out words he didn't think about just to shut you up.

So you just returned home, you are very exhausted and just wanna lay down on bed.

You saw Sakusa and called him "hey omiiiii, can you please make dinner tonight?", but you got surprised to his feedback. "I already ate, just cook some for yourself Im tired" he said, you just nodded and drink water(and yes you didn't ate because your tired).

Sakusa saw no trace of you eat so he went to where you are and asked did you eat. You told him no, and then he said "so you didn't ate because I didn't cook for ya? Hiw childish" and because of that you got angry. "And what in the world made you think Im childish because if that?! Can't I be tired?"you hit his nerves due to his lack of patience" all you did was draw here and draw there, was that very hard to do? Shouldn't you be the one cooking for me dinner? "(yes you are an architect, but he hasn't seen you going all nighters in a straight week just to finish your work) you stormed out the room.

A couple of days had passed and you still haven't told or say something to sakusa, you didn't make him do any house chores, you always cook before going to work and when you got home you just nod when he ask you if you eat.

Omi has been suspecting somethings wrong with you so that night he waited for you to go home(omi always sleeps first), it was pass 12 that night and omi is laying on the couch. He heard the door open and he stretched his arm to welcome you "Hey y/n welcome ho--"he got cut of when he saw you crying while carrying your heavy things." why are y-you crying?? "he freaked out," Im fine Im just tired t-that's all... " he remebered the things he said to you and how you responed to it and feels guilty" Im so-sorry for what I said to you last time... I don't mean anything--" you looked at him with a teary eye and smiled" it's fine.. Right now I just wanna cuddle you.. "his heart broke but..

"hey y/n, Im sorry for what I said to you last time, let me make it up"

"Just let me cuddle you"

"you could do that all day"

"Love you Omi"

"Love you too y/n"

Bokuto

Will probably turn to his emo mode again.

He will stay calm but maybe lost it sometimes.

It was morning when you got home and you saw Kou sleeping on the couch, you went to work at 9 pm last night and just got home right now which is 11 pm. You go to Kou's Place and kissed his forehead softly, you go to your room and clean yourself. An hour has passed and your still in bed regaining your strength cause you pull up all nighters for 3 days straight, Kou didn't wanna disturb you but you gotta eat so he would wake you up but your dumbass self didn't care at all ang you were angry "KOU!!! WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP" you shouted, he said you need to eat and you just replied "well I dont wanna" he starts he's emo mode and you know him well that he'll start a pointless argument, but yourself again made that argument bigger. "UGH! STOP WITH THE EMO MODE KOU I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH IT TODAY" he is surprised that your mad at him so he said "I'll just stay at Akaashi's place until you cool down your head" and then he left. (good job y/n)

It was three days since your fight with kou and he hasn't visited you. After your fight with him you throw up knowing you have a fever due to the rain, you feel like your whole world is spinning so in that three days you didn't ate. Ofcourse you'll feel worst, you haven't contacted anyone, all you did was cry on the bed and your head is replaying the things you said to Kou and you felt guilty. Days kept passing without you eating and without Kou you felt miserable, you called Akaashi.

"hey uh akaashi-senpai"

"oh, y/n is it?"

"ahh yes, is Kou there?"

"he's sleeping right now, should I wake him up?"

Oh no no, there's no need for you to do that. Can you tell Kou to meet me up at ***park?

"sure, are you okay?"

Yes, why do you ask?

"you sounded sick"

Oh your just hallucinating things hahaha

"oh I guess your right, bye y/n"

Bye

You got ready as soon as you hang up, even is your dizzy you bought an Umbrella to use it as a guide so you wouldnt fall.

You waited and waited and its 10 pm now, you decided to call Akaashi.

He uh Akaashi-senpai?

"oh hi y/n, Kou isn't feeling like going--"

You started crying "can I pl-please talk to him?"

"s-sure"

Hello?

"hi y/n"

K-kou Im sorry...

"....."

Its fine i-if you don't wanna talk I just..... Missed you that's all haha

"don't laugh"

.......

"Im behind you.."

You happily turned around and saw him you run towards to him and he did the same, he kissed you and apologized after running away. He noticed your fever "ba-BABY! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU HAVE A FEVER?" and you just look at him and replied "Im sorry I just felt bad after saying those things to you, please remember you can act your emo mode again I love you Kou".

"don't be like that, let's go home and I'll take care of you, I love you baby"

"I love you too Kou. "

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space-kitten-606 · 5 years

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Alright friendo, bring it on! I can’t believe I actually did that.

Also fair bit of warning it gets a little dark somewhere around the 90 mark. Sorry about that.

My favourite colour is blue

English is not my first language

I wear glasses

I’m a huge procrastinator

I have a short attention span (even shorter if I don’t care)

If I think you’ve done something good for me, I’m loyal to a fault

I’m very forgetful

I suck at math

I have a bad memory

I’m right handed

I think feet are ugly

I love hugs!!!

When I see an animal irl I always smile no matter how bad I feel

I’m very impatient

I’m stubborn

I’m a people pleaser (yikes)

I’ve never been in a relationship

I have arachnophobia

I’m 22!

I have little to no self control

I’m super easy to befriend (if I like you)

If I see a cat while we’re out I will point at it and say “Katzi” (eng: Kitty) no matter what

I will absolutely want to pet it

I hate myself in pictures

I’m almost constantly surrounded by chaos

I love to play video games

I’d love to play multiplayer games too put they make me to anxious and I cry just thinking about trying

I used to be an emo kid (a really wacky one but I tried okay???)

I used to own lots of jewelry but I rarely put it on

I lost most of it by now

As I write this line, it’s 9:45 pm

I don’t like to eat fish (it makes me gag)

I love plushies and keep buying them

I’m smol

I loved Twilight when it came out but always disliked Edward

I read all three books of Fifty Shades of Grey

I’ve never watched a show completely

I drink way too much caffeine

I don’t like chocolate that much

I don’t like mustard

but sometimes I do

When I was a child my favourite animal used to be a dolphin

I’m too stupid to put in contact lenses, but I would love to use them

I don’t know how to do make up. Like. At all.

I have brown eyes.

I always wished I had blue eyes and still do

I find colouring my hair in natural colours boring

I’ve had blue(ish) hair for at least three years now

I have two male cousins and three female cousins

I like to crack my bones.

I keep buying notebooks but rarely write in them

I haven’t read an actual book in years

Most of the time I only wear one pair of shoes until they’re broken

I own seven bottles of the same perfume atm

I don’t like pure beer

Actually, I mix almost all my alcohol

On parties I tend to drink until I throw up (whoops)

For some reason a lot of people I meet assume that I’m a lesbian

I had four years of french in school

I can not speak french

I always try to pick up my cat and he hates it

My first video game crush was Jak from Jak and Daxter lmao

I love the Resident Evil franchise

I have zero interest in the live action Resident Evil movies

I’ve easily played through Resident Evil 4 more than a hundred times

I own four copies of Resident Evil 4 (only one physical copy tho)

In vocational school I somehow made a presentation about suicide. It was weird, but my classmates were a lot nicer to me after that (and some of them stopped talking to me. Weird.)

I talk to myself almost all the time

I don’t have a driver’s license and am currently not planning to get one

I work in retail

I wanted to become a vet, a writer and an office worker (in that order)

If something is written with very bad spelling and/or grammar I won’t read it until the end

I’m a very jealous person

I rarely proofread my writing

I own all three official Saeyoung pillows

After having a nightmare or watching something spooky I sleep with the lights on

I’m super clumsy

I have only a few very close friends, but I love them like family

I like to overshare

I’m saying each of these things out loud as I write them down

I don’t find myself interesting at all

I always wanted a dog

Never had one

I don’t like voicing controversial opinions so sometimes I just say nothing instead

I like to sit with my legs crossed

I own three laptops

I think I’m not easy to stay friends with

I stop talking to people for (almost) no reason but I still like them

I have almost no boundaries

I don’t like old people

I really don’t like children

I rarely notice when something has changed about someone’s appearance

I don’t care about celebrities

I was in england, france, denmark, the netherlands and italy

I live in germany

I suck at remembering dates

I don’t know my phone number by heart

I didn’t cry when my grandparents died

But I cried very hard when one of my birds died

I - or rather my parents - owned seven birds at some point

I find Star Wars super boring

I love zoos!

I never went to an aquarium

I once got lost around a village near my hometown

but I saw lots of deer up close which was cool

When I’m out and about I listen to music all the time

I love the Sims

I was at five concerts

I saw the Lion King Musical twice

I’m kind afraid of heights

I’m lazy

I’ve never played a Kingdom Hearts game until the end

I’ve been working on this list for over and hour now

I spend way too much money on in app purchases

I cut contact to my father’s side of the family, including my father

I hold grudges

I haven’t had my first kiss

I have a ridiculously strong desire to be liked by everyone all the time

I’ve never received hate

I counted how many stars you sent me five times.

Three out of those five times I came to different numbers

I shower every day

I bought a cross necklace, just because Saeyoung has one

I prefer to write on lined (?) paper as opposed to checked paper

I have no idea if the terms above are right. And I also don’t really care

I suck at geography

I don’t like to talk to people who are slow to catch on

I don’t like repeating myself

And I also don’t like to hear the same thing several times

I used to upload amvs to You Tube

I wanted to do Let’s Plays at some point (but who didn’t)

I have oily skin

Tumblr keeps fucking up this post, because it’s too long

Send me a “🌟” and I will tell you a random fact about me ~

#kitten talks #ask game #flanabananacakes #long post

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nnq · 5 years

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modern!au k(lance)

they're all in their 20's except for Shiro who's 30 and coran who's 50

first of all. miss me with that 'pining roommate' shit. I love miscommunication and making characters that r sexy bffs with one another

Lance meets Nyma through a Craigslist ad he put up saying he needed a roommate. the moment they met was a tragedy for everyone but them because they're that powerful and beautiful

lance with tousled hair, wearing a half-unbuttoned silk shirt and designer jeans, Michael kors sunglasses pushed up atop his head, arm wrapped around nyma: hi guys this is my roommate, nyma!

nyma, with her blonde 3-ft long box braids down her back, perfectly manicured red nails, bodycon dress and loubitons, hand on lances waist: hey

allura, shaking and on the verge of tears: STOP MAKING US LOOK POOR AND UGLY

Lance is in school for marine biology and Nyma works as a hairdresser and the both of them are small beauty gurus on YouTube that collab with one another

lance: hey guys we're going to be trying out the new anastasia pallete we got today :)!

nyma: and by got we mean shoplifted from sephora

lance: NYMA YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT

they're also insta baddies and both gender non-conforming baddies. Nyma is a nonbinary lesbian icon and lance is a nonbinary bicon.... those are like the fucking BEST senses of style

anyone with eyes can see that nyma is into and ONLY into girls but of course... heteronormativity.

rolo: I still don't get why you're dating lance. he's super annoying.

nyma: he doesn't bitch nearly as much as you even when he's got my cock in his ass

they do this thing where when people assume they're a couple they pretend they're some kind of kink couple and freak everyone out

which is why when hunk and pidge meet nyma they're like :eyes: but when nyma flirts with pidge lance doesn't even bat an eye and then lance starts pining about Keith's greasy mullet and his bags under his eyes and nymas got this look on her face that perfectly resembles a man who's lost all sense of normalcy and righteousness in his life and now sits in a bar every night listening to this dumb romance novel type shit and then pidge and hunk are like. oh. no they're just gay.

speaking of keith. he's one of those gays. one of the quirky emo gays that never sleeps and listens to 'coffee and cigarettes' on repeat and has like 3 strings of lights in his room and not only is an art major but ALSO a photographer. and yet somehow he still has the will to wake up at 5 am every morning and go to the gym like some kind of HEATHEN.

Lance knew Keith in high school for 3 years until he got expelled for fighting at the end of his junior year. He was also universally crushed on and was the bad boy jock of the school with a heart of gold so naturally Lance pretended to despise him so he could pine for him in peace

that all goes down the drain when Lance recognizes Keith in one of his classes and goes through the five stages of grief because a) he's hot and b) Lance is openly bi now so he doesn't have an escuse to not tolerate him

(He wasn't gonna do anything about it until he was put in a group with Keith a few weeks into class and he off handedly mentioned he went to Keiths high school, and Keith claimed he didn't remember him, and Lance was just a tad bit upset but was gonna leave it at that except after like 5 days of working together Keith slams his fists into the table and is like 'HOLY FUCK LANCE MCCLAIN?' And Lance is like. w. What.)

turns out Keith does remember lance. very vividly, actually. because he was the guy that everyone kind of had a crush on because he was so nice and charming to everyone he met, and Keith was SO gone for him. he just didn't recognize him tbh, which makes sense, bcuz in high school lance wore blue contacts and had straight hair and now he just wears glasses occasionally and leaves his hair wavy. Keith is gay and stupid don't blame him

keith, bursting into Shiro and Adams apartment at 2 pm: SHIRO HOLY FUCK

adam, bags under his eyes, underneath the covers of him and shiros bed: good fucking god not again

I'm tired of talking about ppl other than Lance and nyma though so I'm gonna talk about them for a bit because im love

as I said Lance has wavy hair and his actual eye color is brown but as he was growing up he was hella insecure about it that's why he wore blue contacts.... nyma caught him once trying to put them on again and put an end to All That Real Quick

nyma has brown eyes too and they're super dark, almost black, and that shits breathtaking bro. she usually has her real hair dyed blonde all the time and permed but she also likes to wear wigs and get braids too because she knows she looks damn good in them. everyone is jealous.

lance has tons of super light freckles. Enough said. nyma has a birthmark on her hip that's kind of shaped like a horse if you look at it from the right way

lance: you were a horse girl as a kid weren't u

nyma: how fucking dare. how fucking dare you say that. I really do have to laugh.......

nyma: obviously I was a warrior cats stan

lance's sense of fashion ranges from 'i went to California for a week once and now I can't stop wearing sweatpants and slides' to 'It's surprising I haven't gotten robbed at this point'. Lance is a scholarship baby so all the money he saved up through countless jobs and the one he already has at a coffee shop almost exclusively goes to clothes and kombucha

Nymas sense of style is definitely more on the eccentric side but since she looks good in EVERYTHING she gets away with it. think dollskill but with more neon colors and designer. she's the kind of person that never wears the same shade of lipstick for a whole month and has a box full of makeup palletes that are almost untouched and everyone who has seen it is both jealous and in wonder FENTYWAYS...

Keith goes over to lance's apartment for a project of sorts and immediately assumes that Lance and Nyma are a thing (they're very platonically affectionate, Nyma will kiss lance's cheek and they cuddle sometimes) which is disappointing but it's not a surprise considering Lance is so Lance and everyone else acts like they are dating so that must be the case, right?

lmao you thought.

nyma: holy shit. holy Fuck. God, allura is so hot. I would probably die if she brushed past me. I would die happily knowing I've been blessed by the touch of an angel.

lance: yeah haha she's really pretty.

keith, struggling to not choke on his coffee hearing All This at 9:31 A.M. in starbucks:

Keith asks if he can take photos of the two of them for his photography insta and they both jump on it so they can flex being sexy and afterwards Lance thanks him with a kiss on the cheek and Keith is sent REELING into gay mayhem.

lance: do you think that was like..... too much.

nyma: i think men are dumb that's what.

I mean u can't really blame Keith because Lance and Nyma are constantly joke-flirting with one another on social media and are in almost every one of the others photos in some way, or at least tagged, so by the time Keith actually works up the nerve to ask about that, it's been WEEKS since Lance kissed him and he's been miserably failing to ignore it

keith: so.... how's nyma doing?

lance: she's good! She's spent all day dying one of her wigs so she went for a coffee run lol. probably will hang with allura and shay later too

keith: and.... that doesn't make you jealous?

lance: LOL no.... they could never compete with me (talking about being Nyma's best friend)

keith: oh.... well, it's good that you trust each other a lot in your relationship.... you seem like a really good boyfriend

lance: wat the fuck did you just say.

as soon as lance explains that nyma is not his gf and they're just bffs Keith is like ohthankgod.jpg and almost accidentally asks lance on a date before he stops himself and is like.... dumb gay bitch calm DOOOWWWNN

after that it becomes very obvious that nyma and lance r just friends at least for Keith mostly through dumb shit they say to one another

lance, sitting with hunk, pidge, and Keith at the library: hey guys wanna see something cool.

pidge: go for it

lance, clearing his throat: she think she bad but I'm better, these bitches tryna play catch up-

nyma, coming out of nowhere: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN I'M TALKING LIL BITCH, PUT YO HEAD DOWN WHEN YOU TALK TO A PIMP-

Nyma and Lance have self-care nights every Friday, sometimes Allura or Shay will come, and very RARELY Keith if only to spend time with Lance. also? Allura and Shay are dating, die mad about it.

They do waxing, exfoliation, mud masks, moisturizing treatments, hair masks, painting nails.... need I go on. it's basically whatever they want to do that week and when Keith reluctantly agrees to participate one day Lance goes mental

lance: OK so here's what I'm thinking. it's obvious you haven't really had a self care day for a while, which is like, fine, you do you, but holy shit are your split ends bad. I was thinking maybe I could trim them and then we could do a hair mask? Oh! A face mask would be good as well, even though you've practically got perfect skin. I'd offer to wax but for first timers the pain is a bitch to handle on the face. I'm not sure if you'd be an acrylic kind of guy but I have some black nail polish that I could put on- wow, your hands are really big compared to mine, and they're so soft, haha, isn't that crazy? so what do you think?

keith, still reeling from the fact that lance is going to touch his hair, face, and hands in the next several hours: uh......yeah..... sounds great.

nyma, sitting on lance's bed in nothing but a bra and sweatpants, smoking a blunt and readjusting her sheet mask: *long exhale* christ

Shay got Lance into the whole healthy organic food thing and in turn he got Nyma into it so they're both the bitches who drink nothing but Fiji water and almond milk and will offer you a plate of sliced cucumbers and tomatoes as a snack. we Stan a vegan couple.

keith: these are actually really good.

nyma: we usually put them on our eyes, but go off I guess.

keith:

nyma: nah I'm just fucking with you, we have different cucumbers for that

by the end of the night Keith feels like he's been cleaned by a car wash and he's dizzy from all of lance's thoughtless affection and when lance says he can stay the night because it's already late, Keith mindlessly blurts out 'only if it's with you' and nymas like.... um. Wig.

keith, laying stiff as a board on one side of lance's bed: uh

lance: oh my God you gay bitch get over here and spoon me. also kiss me on the fucking lips bro.

Nyma owns a cat named Beezer that she stole from her old roommate (rolo) but calls her beebo because quote 'beezer is so fucking lame bro i hate men'. Lance owns a Russian blue mix called, you guessed it, Blue, that he found stuck in his apartments basement only a few days after moving in. Nyma and Lance are WEAK

lance: ohhhhh look at my pretty baby sitting on the table all cute and relaxed!!! look at that baby!!! fantastic stuff!

nyma, putting her head on beebos belly: You Are So Soft And So Chubby I Would Die For You

pidge would also die for the both of them

OK I'm tired and uninspired so I'll stop here but I MAY ADD MORE LATER

#klance #voltron #voltron tw #voltron au #lance #keith

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