#don't mess with the dm

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (me): as soon as you cross the boundary of the gate, you are unnaturally silenced and cannot make a sound.

Warlock: *in ASL* fuck you!

DM: *also in ASL* eat shit and die

Warlock: *mouthing* hey I taught you that! You can't use it against me!

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #dnd #don't mess with the dm

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

It's that time of the year again

#the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #andrew graves #tcoaal #shitpost #meme #tis the season #BEFORE ANYONE SPAMS MY DMS #It's a horror rpg. Messed up crap is gonna happen that's usually how it goes #this is a joke pls don't take it seriously #thank u #a e i o queue #scheduling this on thanksgiving because it just seems right

[cosmicwhoreo]

Heya Ink! Feel free to respond to this whenever you can/want to, but I've got a question!

Are Vezzpa and Escargoon (as well as everyone else in the castle) aware of what Dark Matter did to Dedede? If not, what were their reactions to it?

(Surely Dedede would inform all of castle DDD right?)

Ohoho trust me! EVERYONE would be in the know if DDD got possessed by Dark Matter. He's not often subtle in his methods, as his M.O is possessing an already emotionally unstable individual, feasting off of their negative emotions and energy (sadness, fear, hate, anger ect-) whilst going around in his new meatsuit, and making everyone in the area also miserable. Further expanding his energy intake from his surroundings as well as his vessel, like a negativity tumor. it's why he was such a massive problem back in the day during the war between the star warriors and N.M.E. As he would just hang around battlefields and feast off of all the hatred and terror caused by warfare. To the point Nightmare was terrified of Dark Matter's power. But now that the war's over and N.M.E went kaput, DM had been up-shit's creek without a paddle in terms of a powerful+stable food-source... Until, he came across a big ol' spoiled brat of a king with the untapped strength of a landslide... He's been smitten ever since.

#asks #damn i went off in the text on the DM lore #oops #OH WELL #also i still don't know how to draw baguette and bottle head knight #king dedede #kirby #krbay #kirby oc #escargoon #vezzpa #KRBAY #kirby right back at ya #hoshi no kaabii #Dark matter #kirby dark matter #metaknight #sword knight #blade knight #shoot man he messed vezzpa's face UP #also YAY ANGST!!!

[canisalbus]

just a quick ask to tell u it makes me super happy seeing the detail u go into when pointing out stuff u like about other people's art of ur ocs :3 it's so rare to see but it's so so motivating!! <3

Thank you! I don't take any interest for my art for granted, and if someone goes through the trouble of drawing my characters for me, I feel like trying to write a proper response is the least I can do. For a visually oriented person, receiving gift/fan art is a huge deal, it means someone considered my goobers worth their time and effort, they've probably been thinking about them more than a little and found them inspiring in a way or another, and I find that terribly flattering. It's extremely fun and interesting to see other people's takes on them. And I've drawn stuff for people as well, I know how nice and rewarding it feels to receive a response that is longer than a word or two. Positive comments like that can linger in people's minds for a long time, at least for me they do.

#this comes with a big serious disadvantage though #it often takes me a long time to write that response #my social batteries are extremely small and a lot of the time by the time I go online I feel too worn out to engage with people properly #I'm autistic anxious and severely depressed my spoons are in short supply at the best of times #I've always had really hard time putting my thoughts into words in a way that I find satisfactory #so I keep putting off reblogging gift art #because most of the time my brain is too smushed to formulate that meaningful comment I want to give #maybe that sounds dumb and fake #but this is something I've struggled with for years and I feel extremely guilty for keeping people waiting like that #often weeks sometimes months even #and potentially making them feel underappreciated and unnoticed #I'm also genuinely very scatterbrained and unorganized and I miss and forget things I'm supposed to do all the time #not to mention that I tend to have trouble keeping track of my mentions and dms and asks I'm only one person #so if you've ever drawn something for me and I didn't/haven't responded yet #please know it's not personal it's entirely my fault I'm kind of a mess #and chances are I'm still very much attempting to get back to you #feel free to remind me if you feel like I might have not noticed your post I really don't mind at all it often helps me a lot #and please if you can don't delete the post even if it seems like I didn't see it #because again sometimes it takes me a long time to respond #thank you to everyone who has stayed endlessly patient with me though I appreciate it #sorry this spiraled into a list of apologies and excuses this is actually something that bothers me a lot #because it's largely a mental health thing but easily comes off as ungratefulness #I'm trying to work on that #answered #anonymous

[alphabetcompletionist]

if you people have actually been going after those roleplayers i'm wildly upset with y'all. quit it. yeah my general tone's a bit harsh i'm workin on it. i make a post going 'theres weird stuff going on that i don't wanna be part of, which is just a taste thing' (and yes it has been knocking on my door before i just haven't answered). that's not an excuse to bash them directly. i can only assume that's what's happening cuz i'm being bashed directly.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

#and per se and #either that or they're getting inflammed which like i said i'm working on it #they're allowed to be doing whatever. it's their problem if there are any. i don't want part of it #they can go complain about me too! i mess up a lot! i go off base! my tone's still a thing! #they probably are. leave them to it #just leave it out my dms maybe. i do read tags. i don't want the same thing thrice

[seiya-starsniper]

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#if I've made anyone uncomfortable with the things I've been posting the last few days that was in fact the point and fully intended #and I don't say that to be cruel but simply to drive home the point that fandom spaces can be both safe and hostile at the same time #it is a deeply uncomfortable thing to acknowledge and I know most people do no want to deal with that and I understand that truly #but it was important to me to acknowledge and to give my opinion so that's what I did #At the same time none of this changes my opinion on my ship or the fact that I love a certain character other people find problematic #and I am fine with people finding that problematic because I am human being I am problematic by default #and I am confident enough in myself as a person to know when to acknowledge when I've contributed to problematic behavior #and realize the world doesn't end when this happens #my opinion of the fandom I've made my home in hasn't changed either #I had these views before and now they're out there in the open messy wording and all #and if you've decided that changes your opinion of me for the worse that's fine you can unfollow block etc #I understand that even in my attempt to acknowledge hurt within my fandom I've probably hurt other people and I have made my peace with it #but for everyone else that's shown me support both on tumblr and in private #for everyone that's listened to me vent about this subject over DMs and validated my hurt feelings #instead of trying to press your own discomforts onto me to carry in addition to my own #thank you #I've carved a permanent space in my heart for you and I truly mean that #I waded into this mess fully expecting to be ignored at best and to lose connections at worst and I was fully okay with it #but the love I've gotten and the deep honest and vulnerable conversations I've had over the last few days has truly been astounding to me #this last part is taking me AGES to write #because I'm actually crying thinking about all the good that's come out of this #and I acknowledge that's not a universal opinion and that's fine I'm really only speaking to my personal experience with what's happened #which despite outward appearances has been incredibly cathartic and uplifting for me #and I don't need everyone in the fandom to share my views or validate me or tell me I'm right people are allowed to disagree #I also don't need to have a deep personal and honest connection with everyone in the fandom where I can share my deepest vulnerabilities #but the fact that I could have that connection with some of you? that's enough for me. it's everything to me.

[lucyvaleheart]

it's a crime that I'm at work and not being some girls plaything getting my mind absolutely melted and turned off. im so much prettier when I'm whimpering and melting

#original #I'm so tired of existinggggggg #I want to stop working forever and ever and just fucking. suck a girl off under her desk every day #or something I don't care #be a stress toy? use me hit me squeeze me choke me? ill thank you. #ill be so shy and whimpery about it too if you want me to be #fuck. Why am I so stupidly desperate this last week it feels different than it has the last few months #hhhhh.... #......someone come melt my brains in dms it's not hard I promise just start teasing me for being all easy and cute and compliment me #I'll be a mess in seconds I promise I'll be such a pretty mess for you

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“You’ve gotta respect the bit. You don’t have to like it, but you’ve got to respect it.”

- A player in response to the GM’s creepily-accurately-voiced Mickey Mouse eldritch horror

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #dnd #don't mess with the dm

[benetnvsch]

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[dandyshucks]

okay its going under a readmore bc its messy and a lot, i'll try to keep it succinct though. CW for some discussion of the ongoing g.enocide and things around that topic

so one of the friends is someone I've really respected and admired because they're a very intelligent well-spoken and kind-hearted individual. i've really been impressed with how they think about things and with their ability to write really fantastic essays (that they often share with this friend group because they're in school and enjoy sharing their work with us because a lot of us are interested in the things they write about). about a year ago, this person went through the process of converting to j.udaism and we were all very excited (and continue to be happy) for them. they've been really happy with the process and the community they've found and it's been really good for them.

however! this person has since stated they are a z.ionist! and they've said that it just means that j.ewish people should live in i.srael, it doesn't mean they support the i.df or what is happening in p.alestine currently. but I'm just... baffled at how they can think that non-p.alestinians occupying the country could EVER be done peacefully. it has ALWAYS been colonization. it was never going to be done in a peaceful manner.

do j.ewish people deserve a safe place to exist? absolutely! but I do not think, ESPECIALLY now, that that safe place can ever be located in p.alestine. I'm not the most educated or well-read individual, I've done a bit of reading over the past few months but my memory is shoddy and I consistently forget almost everything I've read, but as far as I can tell, this has been a non-peaceful occupation (...can occupation ever really be done peacefully in reality? i doubt it.) from the very beginning. p.alestinians were being kicked out of their houses from the start.

and to add onto the messiness of this all, I am the only i.ndigenous person in the entire group. I am the only one coming at this from an i.ndigenous perspective. and because of my perspective, I am ALWAYS going to be on the side of the population that first lived and existed in a place. i am always on the side of l.and back, i am always on the side of the first peoples. anything less would be essentially agreeing with colonization.

so it is just incredibly uncomfortable to be the only i.ndigenous person in this group while the rest of the group has discussed and expressed sympathy with this person for holding self-professed z.ionist beliefs (I do not believe this person has done the right reading to fully understand what they are saying, which is so strange because they are usually so good about educating themself). and I feel like if I try to say anything to argue or simply question this person, I'm going to rock the boat too much and make Everyone uncomfortable and the entire thing will blow up and fall apart around me. so my options seem to be either: a) say something, b) say nothing and stay in the group, or c) say nothing and quietly leave the group. none of which feel like good options!

and it sucks so much because there are people I genuinely do like in this group, and I've liked this one person and respected them since I met them, but they're really .... showing themself to be an unsafe person at the end of the day. I keep feeling like maybe I'm not seeing something or maybe I'm missing something, but I've looked at this from multiple angles and while I do absolutely see where they're coming from and even sympathise with some of it, I disagree with them on a fundamental level.

(also it seems really fucked up for them to be newly converted to j.udaism and endorsing what is essentially colonization and lowkey ignoring the fact that PEOPLE ARE BEING GENOCIDED RIGHT NOW so maybe we should not be discussing "but where are all the j.ewish ppl going to live :(" until the bullets and bombs stop at the very least(????????), while I've been indigenous and dealing with the consequences of attempted (and still ongoing!) genocide and colonization my entire life)

#its all so unbelievably fucked up and uncomfortable #and I think that the other ppl in the group do not like... see the flaw in what this individual is saying #because they are !!! not !!! i.ndigenous !!!! they are all completely white !!!! #i'm just. head in my heads clawing my hands down my face. so ... i dont have a word for this actually #its like. fear mixed with anger mixed with hurt mixed with confusion and shock and horror that these ppl are being this way #also not all of them have engaged in the convos so i dont know everyones opinions on the situation #it just. i dont know. i dont know! its so fucked up #dandy.cmd #vent // #ask to tag #i won't be discussing this sort of thing regularly here btw fdjskl this is a one-off probably #i just needed to get it off my chest and put it somewhere because i don't know what to do #and i can't talk about it on my other account bc i have some of the ppl following me there #and here i only have one person following me and if u see this hi You are okay !!! u are not part of this fdsjkl and u can dm me #but i do not think u have done anything wrong and im not lumping u in with these people #i can explain things more to u if u want though because man alive its all so tangled and messed up #but u and a couple others are not people who are making me uncomfortable bc i trust you and havent seen those two others engage #so i'm just kind of sitting here like. hm. idk what to do. and i dont want to bring it up w you randomly fdshgjkl

[apalestar]

🌺If post-game (spawn) Astarion ever heard the rumours about the Cloak of Dragomir, would he believe them, and if so, would he make an attempt at researching and trying to find it?🌺

@unfortunatedarling

Would he believe them? Depended on how told him. If it's someone he trusts? Yes. If it's someone he doesn't trust? Maybe. He would at least investigate, but not get his hopes up.

If that investigation leads him to believe it exists, he's going for it. He may have accepted himself, but a chance to see the sun? Yep. Going for it. Same would apply for a cure.

#unfortunatedarling #bik speaks #// I meant to reply to this earlier but work #// DM me if Yunae wanna spring this on him #ooc: out of vampire #// Don't get me started on how at least Jahiera should know this mess #// or even that vampiric cure BGII DLC provided

[just-a-creep-babe]

if you give me permission I'll dm u about it but ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

ofc!!!

#also i JUST saw the old asks abt you being those anons lmao #had no idea that was you!!! #what a reveal #😳😳 #oh oh and i sometimes suck at answering dms properly n on time but please don't take that personally I'm just a bit of a mess sometimes #fr fr 😭😭 #creepanswers

[scattered-winter]

feel like shit and I want her back (the illuminae series)

#you don't see writers mess around with their storytelling medium very often but when they DO it's the COOLEST FUCKING THING #there isn't a single page in that entire series that is written out in the traditional narration style #literally the entire story is told with files and emails and dms and video/camera transcripts #and that sounds like it'd just be annoying but it's actually beautiful how the story unfolds within that medium #it's horror/mystery/sci fi so a lot of the emails/dms are characters trying to get to the bottom of the Big Mystery #and there's also zombies!! in space!! and brain eating slugs #and all around it's just SOOOO <333333 #i wanna reread them sooo badly rn #the illuminae files #winter speaks #if ever there was a book series to rec it'd be that one