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byuntrash101 · 11 months

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exo masterlist

disclaimer: everything is smut, mdni. everything is idol x fem!reader

✲ byun baekhyun

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it’s true… you’re in love with your boss: the brilliant doctor park chanyeol. one night you’re woken up by his sweet kisses and bites… This should be a dream come true right? Then why does something feels off about him? ↳ SMUT | DomIncubus!Baekhyun x Reader | Fantasy!AU

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1 man; 9 kinks. In each chapter you and your boyfriend Baekhyun explore a new layer of kink. ↳ SMUT; ANGST; FLUFF | HardDom!Baekhyun; Sub!Baekhyun x Reader | EstablishedRelationship!AU; one shot collection

ＢＡＥＫＨＹＵＮＩＥ，ＤＯＮ＇ＴＬＥＡＶＥＭＥ | 35k - 6 parts

Don't trust anything in this story. Don't trust the cute bright cover, don't trust the handsome playful flirty barista and do not trust the cute innocent timid girl. ↳ SMUT; ANGST | Dom!Baekhyun x Reader | Mafia!AU, Yandere!AU; action; series

ＤＥＡＬＷＩＴＨＩＴ | 10.6k - 2 parts

Who would have known that a little discipline was all your selfish fuckboy ex needed to turn into the most obedient little puppy? ↳ SMUT; ANGST | FuckBoy!Sub!Baekhyun x Dom!Reader | Ex!AU, Revenge!AU; two shot

ＢＥＴＣＨＡ，ＹＯＵ＇ＲＥＧＯＮＮＡＢＥＭＩＮＥ | 3.4k

Working at KBS is fun and exciting especially when EXO-CBX is having their debut stage. ↳ SMUT | Dom!Baekhyun x Reader | Idol!AU; one shot

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When Baekhyun comes home very late from work his mood can be described with three words: tired, tipsy and horny. ↳ SMUT | GentleDom!Baekhyun x Brat!Reader | EstablishedRelationship!AU, one shot

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Even if it’s a lie, you love the way he looks at you when he says “I love you”. ↳ SMUT; ANGST | Switch!Baekhyun x Reader | Ex!AU, AbusiveRelationship!AU, one shot

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It’s game night with the boys and like often you decide to tag along with your boyfriend Baekhyun. But when money and alcohol is involved, the only thing missing is sex. ↳ SMUT; | Dom!Baekhyun; Dom!Chanyeol x Reader | Relationship!AU

ＰＲＩＣＥＬＥＳＳ🍭 | 9k

"I know your sense of honour forbids you to withdraw your parole. I know you will quietly sit in the corner and clench your fists while I fuck your girlfriend senseless." ↳ SMUT; ANGST | HardDom!Baëkhyun; HardDom!Baekhyun x Reader | Fantasy!AU, SuperPower!AU, Obsession!AU, X-EXO, one shot

ＴＨＥＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮＯＦＡＳＡＩＮＴ🍭 | 11.4k

Everything is boring when you’re an immortal being like Baekhyun. But that is about to change when the other Six of the Seven Sins talk to him about an unbreakable righteous and virtous girl that was just ordained nun… Wouldn’t make God himself a cuckold be the greastest achievement yet for the Sin of Lust ? ↳ SMUT | DomSinOfLust!Baekhyun; x Nun!Reader | Fantasy!AU, one shot

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Deseperate times call for deseperate measures when your Kingdom still needs an heir. ↳ SMUT | Sub!Servant!Baekhyun x Dom!Queen!Reader | Royalty!AU; Western Europe Renaissance Period, one shot

４ＡＭＩＮＪＵＮＥ| 2.1k | pride 2021 🏳️‍🌈

Transitioning is hard. But your amazing boyfriend has been there every single step of the way. But… what if somehow… He’s had enough of you? ↳ SMUT; FLUFF | SoftDom!Baekhyun x FTMTrans!Reader | Domestic!AU, slice of life, one shot

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You’re all alone, tired and broken by a fate that keeps trying to bring you to your knees. But you somehow find comfort in the lonely middle aged man living next door. Can Mr Byun resurrect your shallow and empty soul? ↳ SMUT; ANGST | DomSupernaturalCreature!Baekhyun x Reader | Fantasy!AU, horror, gore, NON CON, one shot

M U L T I P L E M E M B E R S

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Collection of requested drabbles revolving around zodiac dynamics to celebrate the 350 follower milestone (i luv u guys) ↳ SMUT; FLUFF | ZodiacSign!Exo x ZodiacSign!Reader | Domestic!AU, slice of life, drabble collection

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thehistoriangirl · 8 months

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The Tides Have Veiled [First Interlude]

What's this? Another update? So quickly? Well, this is a peculiar one. Bear with me 👉👈 it'll make sense soon enough.

Viktor x Fem!Reader------Gothic AU/Spooky Sea AU-----1.8K----SFW

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Synopsis: Piltover the Old has an old lighthouse that looms over an abandoned port. From the house in the wailing cliff’s edge, the lighthouse owner watches that the beacon is being lighten up each time darkness arrives, so that monsters wouldn't dare to crawl inland, or so legends say.

Both buildings are haunted, maybe even the man himself, by both past and present ghosts.

Surprisingly, the keeper’s work is beyond turning on the beacon every night— but the rest is on you to discover.

Chapter Summary: At the beginning, there was the keeper that built the beacon...

Taglist: @local-mr-frog @lunar-monster @bittercyder

This house forgets too quickly to your liking.

Green wallpaper changed into a boring white one, golden portraits of a broken family burned down in a makeshift fire outside the entrance, there where the smoke could fill your eyes with tears.

The clothes your mother used to wear, loose skirts and puffy sleeves to avoid much friction against her sensible skin burned all the same. Acrid smoke replaced the salty, yet sweet cadence of her essence.

Part of you hoped the same would occur to you, as you’re the last thing of your mother that is left. Even if it’s an amorph, broken shadow, one that would have probably horrified her.

Not belonging there, but neither here.

A voice calls you from the relucent kitchen, pulling you out of the whirlpool of thoughts you'd been growing used to having ever since she came. Ever since she came and your mother left.

You don't feel your numb fingers from knitting all evening, but you have no choice, as there won’t be any trip to the city to buy clothes this year. Autumn is approaching, the days getting shorter as the wind picks up speed, wishing to take parts of the pitched roof as a souvenir to the end of the world.

Lady Luna Stell appears in your vision, and you can see her long fingers getting bruised and dried with the new chores of housekeeping. She hands you a rusty plater with lemon juice on a pitcher and a single, empty glass.

“Go to the lighthouse and give this to the keeper,” she says, cleaning herself into her stained apron. You stay there, frozen, a lump of fear settled in your stomach.

I can’t go, it’ll call me.

It always does.

The incessant, ruthless sway of the waves crashing against the rocks, echoed in the abyss of the cliff. They call you, and it breaks your heart to ignore them.

“What are you waiting for?” Luna says the disgust dripping from her voice makes you jump on your place, the lemon juice almost flowing over the pitcher’s rim. She scowls down at you. “I swear you’re a useless girl. At least you’re pretty enough to fool a man. You must consider yourself lucky.”

Luna knows the reason behind the strange aura surrounding you like a heavy cloak; the way the midwives first cooed happily at you while a baby, now growing with eeriness and a sense of doubt as you turn into an adult.

You look too much like her—like the madwoman who jumped off the cliff.

You turn away from her scrutiny, leaving behind the house that smells like overcooked meat and salty soup that nobody could eat at lunchtime. Perhaps another reason why Luna seems to be so on edge.

Or maybe the reason lies behind another destroyed fishing boat. All left behind with catch rotting in the sun and nobody on board. The words of your father, and you can only trust them, for you are forbidden to go near the sea.

The sky is clear today, a friendly breeze moving your hair against your face, the echo of your worn-out shoes against the rock, still uneven in the steps, still rough without the caress of feet going up and down, morphing it against its natural state to become it human-made.

You look up at the elongated shadow the lighthouse’s tower cast on it, like a giant that momentarily can hide the sun beneath white cement rock, so vibrant against the bright sunlight that its form is glued to behind your eyelids when you blink away.

The gate is open, the odor of oil painting stuck in your nostrils as you slip inside, looking at the tender garden starting to grow in crooked sprouts someone must attach little sticks to the stems to make them grow upward.

Not someone, but the keeper.

A black mouth welcomes you against the green and white of the gate, and you peek through it, looking neatly inside the lighthouse's ground floor.

Newly wallpaper in blue with wildflowers printed on it covering every wall—the same wallpaper your house used to be before becoming white and geometric; the old furniture all moved here. The squeaky chair you used to read fairytales in, the mattress your mother used to tuck all the way against the window to let the marine breeze in, even in winter.

In this space, everything is as it was used to; time stopping in the round walls of the tower, stopping it from slipping through the door as the only way from here is upward.

“Hello?” you say, your voice climbing the stairs before you are resolute to do it. Polished stairs made of red cedar support each of your feet without noisy complaints; the rail is thick enough to let your mind dare to see down once you're midway toward the beacon’s room.

“Hi?” you ask again, not without feeling stupid now that you are up here. A layer of sweat covering your face, sticky lemon juice falling all over the pitcher.

You’re almost expecting another earful from the keeper once he got to take the messy tray when you hear a grunt, the sound of a metallic object slipping, ricocheting over the wood to lay at your feet.

A golden gear the size of a lemon.

You observe the way it makes the sunlight reflect on the smooth surface, before rising your view to see where you could let the tray and pick up the gear.

The lighthouse keeper, however, is faster.

He stands up from his seated position against the beacon’s power wiring, and now it’s his time for the sun to frame him.

Honey-like eyes widen in surprise to see you standing there, some stains of oil against his pale skin that go down his arms that the rolled-up sleeves cannot cover. It could be the orangey hues of the upcoming dusk, but you can almost see his hair becoming aflame with the light pooling from the wide windows of this room that seems to be suspended in the air.

“Um, hi,” you hear yourself saying, cringing at the sound of your shaky voice resonating around the still space. “Hello. My moth… Mrs. Stell told me to bring you this,” you say, rising the plater slightly. “Where can I put it?”

There are no tables in the room.

From next to him, he retrieves a cane, his stance elegant as he walks toward you.

He’s much younger than you first thought he would be. Maybe a couple of years older than you, but no more than that. What is he doing here as a lightkeeper? You could almost picture him in a fancy suit in one of the so-many parties Luna and your father wanted to drag Adara and you.

For some childish reason, you feel your heart picking up a step as he stops close to you, so much so you can see the two tiny moles adorning his sculpted face; one under his left eye and over the right side of his lips.

Staring is rude, you chastise yourself.

The man points to the closed door behind him. “Good evening, Miss. You can leave it inside there,” he answers, his voice soft and with a cadence you’re sure people can hear once and then remember forever. “The door’s unlocked.”

He kneels carefully, and you can’t stop your eyes from following the movement. A hand grasping the cane as the other picks up the missing gear. The man must have felt your gaze because, after a blink, his golden eyes are settled on you.

He looks almost amused, eyebrows quirked.

You move away, heels quickly following each other as you made your way toward the room. The control panel room, you quickly recognize. With a table filled with books and wrinkled notebooks; a sofa cluttered with papers of machines and cursive calligraphy that flows like water, so easily.

You put the tray on the table, hands piling the books nearby to push them further onto the surface. You also accommodate the stray papers aside, not wanting that your mess of lemon juice get on the pages.

When you emerge from the room, Viktor is waiting for you, playing with an oil-stained rag between his hands.

“I apologize for my rude manners,” he says, his cheeks slightly pink as he extends a hand toward you. “I was caught off guard. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss.”

You bite the inside of your cheek, your fingers sticky from the juice and the sudden sweat that accompanies your frantic heartbeat.

He looks awkwardly from his hand to yours, which is tucked against your stomach.

“Eh,” he says with a wry smile. “I’m Viktor.”

Sheepishly, your fingers graze his palm. And if he finds the texture uncomfortable, you can't see the disgust in his eyes. His hands are slightly cold despite being in constant movement, and you can only hope a hole can open under your feet.

You barely squeeze his fingers, even when he does. Your voice comes out like a trembling breath when you tell him your name.

His eyes squint in amused half-moons when his smile deepens. He tilts his head after a moment, letting go of your hand.

The carefree gestures throw you off guard. He doesn’t know about you, about what people in town say about your mother—about yourself. A desperate part of you wants to know if he's just pretending to like you to keep his job.

For your credit, he doesn’t swipe his hand clean on his rag. Instead, he gestures to the beacon.

“I’m afraid I have to resume work, Miss,” he says, his cane thumping against the floor even when he doesn’t move away. “But thank you for the water. I will return the tray and the dishes tomorrow.”

“I can retrieve them myself,” you hear yourself saying. Because that way you can know if he’s willing to tolerate your presence. You signal to the stairs. “I think it’s enough effort to climb up and down those to make you climb the ones toward my house, too.”

Viktor chuckles. “You’re very considerate, Miss,” he says. Just as your mind is already conjugating the way he will avoid you, he adds: “In that case, you can pass around here at any time. I will be here all day.”

You see the amusement in his eyes, and there’s no way your lips don’t curve upward. “Then I’ll see you tomorrow, Viktor.”

You turn around, toward the stairs, in case your face can unveil how flustered you feel—a strange kind of hope. Perhaps there could be someone who could make you company. And who could be more willing, than a man desperate enough to take the lonely job of a lighthouse keeper?

#arcane viktor x reader #viktor arcane fanfic #viktor arcane x reader #viktor arcane x you #arcane viktor fanfic #arcane viktor x you #arcane x female reader

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meerealsssss · 16 days

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intro !!

reading is recommended so you know what you're getting yourself into :3

last edit: 4/18/24

Hi! I'm mee. (weird ass name.)

she/her

side blogs are @m-writingphase (writing blog) and @sambroadlysbignaturals (fanfic of my own book)

EST

likes: pjo (all series, but i only finished the main series), bsc (im only to book 45), music, writing, drawing, rain/thunder, warm weather, reading, sleeping, musicals, and theatre

extra

child of Apollo

capricorn (born dec. 25🎄‼️)

i play the flute (terribly)

im not religious (but i will respect you if you are)

i will love you forever if you send anon love /p

tags!

my rambling - #mee's silly silly

answered asks - #asks 😍😍‼️

band class tag - #band class is wild

my book - #brokenly beloved

school posts - #sckahool !!

random one word posts - #mee's one word shitpost

posts formatted like a letter to someone - #mee sending non-existent notes again

small (mainly vent) posts that come out of nowhere - #ignore my rambling

big long vent posts - #mee's public diary

random 'chapter' names based on experiences - #life chapters

pjo tag - #percy jackass

may add more over time

DNI

racists, pedophiles, z00philes, porn blogs

if you hate on therians/furries, LGBTQ+, other religions, and don't respect them then this isn't a place for you

this is meant to be a safe place

names of people i talk about!

evan - @moonysfavoritetoast

ace/mercury - @nasadoggo

alex to the power of r - irl alex from school (he/him)

apollo - usually my dad

dragon/🐉 - my stepmom

ms kopykat - my ela teacher

mrs dodds - my math teacher (very fitting)

mr skeleton - my science teacher

mr margarine/margarita - my soc. studies teacher

mr sharpie - my band teacher

mama - my sixth grade teacher

kitty kat/katlynn/kat - main book character from a book i wrote

peyton - a former-friend of kat

alex to the power of b - alex from my book

sam/ - another friend of kat

jazon - zombie from my book

haley - a more childer child from my book

where else am i?

my youtube

my tiktok (almost never active)

pintrest (like i said, almost never active)

old intro here

#mee's silly silly #intro post #pinned intro #introduction #blog intro

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notbadforafailedvessel · 1 year

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Resident Evil backstory generator

Find out your backstory for the Resident Evil universe! Some scenarios generated won't make sense canonically because it's pretty random, but just have fun! Write down your results (And some head canons if you want) for yourself or an OC and tag me or reblog this so I can read it!

Birth Month - Figure out who you're related to:

January - Albert Wesker February - Jill Valentine March - Mother Miranda April - House Heisenberg May - Ada Wong June - Leon Kennedy July - Barry Burton August - House Moreau September - Chris and Claire Redfield October - House Dimitrescu November - Rebecca Chambers December - Ethan Winters

First Letter of First Name - What Game Your Story Takes Place In:

A - Resident Evil: Outbreak B - Resident Evil: Revelations 2 C - Resident Evil 8 D - Resident Evil 5 E - Resident Evil 7 F - Resident Evil: Code Veronica G - Resident Evil: Revelations H - Resident Evil 4 I - Resident Evil 6 J - Resident Evil K - Resident Evil 3 (Remake) L - Resident Evil: Code Veronica M - Resident Evil 7 N - Resident Evil: Zero O - Resident Evil: Outbreak P - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Q - Resident Evil 2 (Remake) R - Resident Evil 8 S - Resident Evil 2 T - Resident Evil 5 U - Resident Evil 8 V - Resident Evil: Code Veronica W - Resident Evil X - Resident Evil 6 Y - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Z - Resident Evil 4

First Letter Of Last Name - Who Your Partner Is

A - Piers Nivens B - Chris Redfield C - Jill Valentine D - Ethan Winters E - Leon Kennedy F - Carlos Oliveira G - Sheva Alomar H - Moira Burton I - Claire Redfield J - Ada Wong K - Sherry Birkin (Grown Up) L - Barry Burton M - Jake Muller N - Mia Winters O - Leon Kennedy P - Barry Burton Q - Chris Redfield R - Sheva Alomar S - Claire Redfield T - Ada Wong U - Carlos Oliveira V - Jill Valentine W - Ethan Winters X - Zoe Baker Y - Piers Nivens Z - Leon Kennedy

Favorite Color: The Main Villain You're Fighting Against

Red - Nemesis T Type Orange - Albert Wesker Yellow - Chief Brian Irons Green - Mr. X Blue - Mother MIranda Purple - Derek Simmons Pink - Lord Osmund Saddler Brown - Lord Karl Heisenberg Black - Alex Wesker White - Lady Alcina Dimitrescu

Favorite Voice Line (Out of the ones provided): Who You Save

No thanks, bro! (Leon Kennedy) - You save Ada Wong

I'm not gonna die on you and leave you in a cold, cruel, Carlos-less world. (Carlos Oliveira) - You save Jill Valentine

Hmm... Starting to go a little stale (Alcina Dimitrescu) - You save Rosemary Winters

You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S! (Jill Valentine) - You save Carlos Oliveira

You were almost a Jill Sandwich. (Barry Burton) - You save Chris Redfield

This is getting old. Saving your ass - That's twice. (Ada Wong) - You save Leon Kennedy

I'm sick of bugs! (Ethan Winters) - You save Mia Winters

I'm going to murder that boulder-punching asshole, but you're first! (Karl Heisenberg) - You save Ethan Winters

Staaaars! (Nemesis) - You save Mikhail Viktor

What're ya buyin'? (The merchant) - You save The Duke

My results:

I'm related to Ethan Winters (I'm hating this already 😒😂).

My story takes place in Resident Evil 4.

My partner is Claire Redfield.

The main villain I'm fighting against is Mother Miranda (after having Ethan as my relative, I think I would prefer to make team with Mother Miranda to get rid of him 😂😂😂 afterwards I deal with her 😌).

I'm saving Leon Kennedy.

Thank you so much for tagging me, @ctitan98! This was fun. I really don't know many RE fans here so I wouldn't know who to tag, but if you see this and you want to do it, go ahead pls!

#residentevil.txt #hd.txt

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cleric4vampire · 11 days

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url music game

Thank you for tagging me, @dolceaspidenera <3

Tagging @dragon--sage, @bhaalsdeepbat, @justabiteofspite, @witch-from-a-block-of-flats (good luck if you decide to this 🤣) and @birb--birb; as always, only if you wish!

Added lyrics because I can't just follow the rules 😂 but I'll try not to do EVERY song (and if I tagged you, don't feel like you have to include the lyrics because it WILL take double the amount of time lol)

C - Calcutta by Sleep Token (sleep token earlier work my beloved. would share lyrics but it's the whole goddamn song. just listen to it)

L - Lilac Wine by Jeff Buckley

Lilac wine, I feel unsteady, like my love / Listen to me, I cannot see clearly / Isn't that she, coming to me?

E - Eight by Sleeping at Last (instant tears)

You were wrong, you were wrong, you were wrong / My healing needed more than time

R - Run by Hozier (again. the whole damn song. yall know how I feel about mr hozier)

I - I'll Be Seeing You by Billie Holiday

And when the night is new / I'll be looking at the moon / But I'll be seeing you

C - Catherine by PJ Harvey

I envy the road, the ground you tread under / I envy the wind, your hair ridin' over / I envy the pillow your head rests and slumbers / I envy to murderous, I envy your lover

4 - 4:00AM by Taeko Onuki (really didn't think I'd be able to do this one, but what do you know)

V - Vampires Will Never Hurt You by My Chemical Romance (I have four songs saved that start with the word Vampire lmao)

A - Atrophy for Lethargy by Wayne Szalinski (aka the song I listen to when I need to feel something 💀 I won't include the lyrics so you can have a ~fresh~ experience if you haven't heard it. reccommended for those who enjoy angst and hurt/hurt lmao)

M - Madeline by Kiki Rockwell

The battlefield is no place for a lady / So no one would expect to see you there / And if you use this trick to your advantage, girl / You'll cut them to their knees as if in prayer

P - Persephone by The Tragic Thrills

Persephone, you screwed me over / Wish I stole you out of nowhere / How'd you get so sweet? / How do you make it look so easy?

I - It Hurts Until It Doesn't by Mothers

You have eyes in every room / But you won't see me / You won't see me

R - Remember by Seinabo Sey feat. Jacob Banks (this song always makes me think of Alistair and then I'm weeping)

Show me a God that I can believe in / Show me some stars beneath this, beneath this ceiling / And I'll remember you / Baby, I'll remember you

E - Exeunt by The Oh Hellos

#it's so funny to arrange these because wow. my music taste is melancholic/depressing/soul-crushing/bittersweet songs apparently #doubly hilarious because I was playing music in my brother's car the other day; I was setting up a queue using the songs he had saved #(first time seeing each other in years - we don't know each other's music taste. so I was choosing songs that I know and like)#and at one point he was like “damn why do you keep playing only the depressing songs” 🙃😂 and I wasn't even aware of it #tag game

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akesdraws-blog · 1 year

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Morning Confusion

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Since you started your relationship with the leader of the group, their mornings always started with little morning kisses on the forehead, sometimes it was Leonardo kissing your little forehead while he whispered soft words to wake you up, and other times it was you kissing that huge greenish forehead while he kissed you. you encourage him to get up (this happened only when the leader was sleeping in from a particularly heavy patrol or an intense game night with his brothers).

They both got ready an hour apart or maybe more if the bed felt more comfortable than usual.

But this time they both managed to get up at the same time.

L. -Work?-

Y/N. -Free day-

L. -It's early for you, isn't it?-

Y/N. -Don't get your hopes up, I hate when se espanta mi sueño, I can't sleep after-

L. -Just like a baby-

Y/N. -Hey!-

L. -Well, look at it this way, you have more time to take advantage of the day-

That's right, you used to be the type of person who loved to sleep his 8 hours or more if possible, your disciplined boyfriend's dream was that you will wake up with the sun with all the energy and attitude to start your day, you can only say that it will continue like this... Like a dream.

You rarely got up early or minimally at the same time as your partner.

We must say that their relationship had also reached a level of intimacy that Leonardo had even given you one of his spaces in the room so that you could leave some extra clothes, he assures that it is for the occasions when you stay to sleep, but internally it causes him a lot of happiness, because he can feel a new level of confidence.

So once they got dressed, it only remained to go out to brush their faces and teeth, you greeted the family who were already quite used to your stay.

Y/N.-Good morning, is there anything new in the news?-

R. -Nothing new, just the weather and some heavy traffic warnings-

Y/N. -What can I tell you?, There is not always news of foot soldiers or ninjas terrifying the city, sometimes it is just the "terrifying traffic"-

D. -Sometimes it is better not to listen to that news, it means a quiet day-

R. -Boring!-

M. -It means that you do our job so well that the bad guys have to take a day off too-

Y/N. -you said it-

D. -And Leo? Is he still asleep?-

Y/N. -No, he's just brushing his teeth-

L. -Did they talk to me?-

Leonardo would just come out with a little foam at the mouth while he was brushing his teeth, sometimes seeing that kind of image of "Mr. Discipline and order" was something refreshing and a little funny, or so you might have thought until your eyes focused in the brush that was in the hand of the huge turtle.

Y/N. -What are you doing with my toothbrush?-

L. -Which one?-

Y/N. -The one you have in your mouth-

L. -This is mine-

Y/N. -That's not your toothbrush, it's mine!-

L. -It's not true, it's the other blue toothbrush-

Y/N. -That's literally your color!-

L. -But you said you liked that one!-

The small revelation even caught the attention of the rest, who had stopped watching the news channel to just look at them with an expression of amusement at the situation that was happening right in front of them.

L. -Since when do you use it?-

Y/N. -Since when do YOU use it?-

R. -What is the problem?-

M. -Brother, you've both literally eaten ass enough-

D. -but do you dislike sharing a toothbrush?-

Y/N. | L. -This is not the problem!-

From then on they both marked their own toothbrushes to avoid future mix-ups.

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Late but safe.

Ready this little and a little funny story for the event of the month of April.

Don't forget, the event is hosted by: @thelaundrybitch @post-apocalyptic-daydream @leosgirl82 @turtle-babe83

Tell me, do you ever lose sleep? It gets a little frustrating, right?

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@post-apocalyptic-daydream . @turtle-babe83 . @turtlesmakemehappy . @dilucsflame33 . @thelaundrybitch . @scholastic-dragon . @leosgirl82 . @tmnt-tychou . @mackbunny . @happymoonangel .@lazyafgurl

#TMNT All 4-1 #TMNT All 4-1 Challenge #Funny #tmnt bayverse #tmnt leo x reader #tmnt 2016 #bayverse donnie #bayverse leo #bayverse mikey #bayverse raph #bayverse tmnt #bayverse turtles

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mushiemadarame · 2 months

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tagged by @khaotunq who expressely did so out of spite. thanks, worstie!

Spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters

M - Mr. Tambourine Man by The Helio Sequence (cover) [Yt, S] a song that I found out I share the love for with my mom

U - Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie [Yt, S] just one of the best ever

S - Shut Up by Mindme [Yt, S] from Only Friends, a little gem that whoever picked for the soundtrack deserves unbelievable praise for. the placement is justttt

H - Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros [Yt, S] this one makes me nostalgic for friends I've lost contact with

I - If We Were Vampires by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit [Yt, S] I can barely listen to this one on the best of days

E - Enemy by Imagine Dragons [Yt, S] it just goes hard. I don't care what anybody says about Imagine Dragons, I love their music

M - Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling [Yt, S] first came to know it through the newest IT movies fandom

A - At Last by Etta James [Yt, S] an old classic that makes me yearn

D - Dear God by XTC [Yt, S] this was literally in the IT movies, it's so good

A - Au Revoir by OneRepublic [Yt, S] a band that I had the extreme luck to see live and one of my favourite concerts ever even though I was in severe pain at the time

R - Rapide by Mahmood [Yt, S] gotta remember where you come from hehe

A - Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier [Yt, S] I don't listen to Hozier as often as the average tumblr user but this is one of my favourites by him

M - Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens [Yt, S] it makes me extremely sad and deals a huge amount of damage to all my friends anytime I play it out loud

E - Eet by Regina Spektor [Yt, S] just. her voice, her songs. also it makes me think of a dear friend whom I wish I could talk to more

I tag: everyone who sees this. Seriously, if you see this, do it and tag me!!!

#tag meme

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melvinthedepressedrobot · 14 days

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URL Music Game 🎶

Make a playlist with each letter of your URL!

Tagged by @artilaz

M - Mr Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra

E - Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked - Stephen Paul Taylor

L - Lilac Wine - Katie Melua

V - Violence - The Unlikely Candidates

I - I Don't Like Myself - girli

N - :)

T - That Bitch - Sizzy Rocket

H - High Frequency - Louis III/Lucas Estrada

E - Elle Me Dit - Mika

D - Dick This Big - Todrick Hall

E - Epoch (The Living Tombstone's Remix) - Savlonic

P - Pink (Freak) - Elliot Lee ft girli

R - Rendezvous - Miss Benny

E - Eros & Apollo - Studio Killers

S - Shipwrecked - Alestorm

S - Sparkle - Ayumi Hamasaki

E - Everyday I Love You Less And Less - Kaiser Chiefs

D - Do It All The Time - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

R - ruin - The Amazing Devil

O - Old Molly Metcalfe - Jake Thackray

B - Barry & Freda - Victoria Wood

O - OFF MY FACE - Måneskin

T - Top Secret - hANGRY & ANGRY

i'm bad at tagging so I'm just picking a random bunch from my activity tab; @bizzarczar @raptorjesus-mf @bluerose5 @writterings @roastedtomatosoup

#jamie's chitchat

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rimeswithpurple · 8 months

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URL Tag Game

tagged by: @youarenevertooold & @valeffelees

RULES: spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters.

I made a playlist of the songs instead of trying to link each song. Enjoy my very elder millennial taste in music!

R - Roll to Me - Del Amitri

I - I Go Blind - Hootie & the Blowfish

M - Mr. Brightside - The Killers

E - Every You Every Me - Placebo

S - Samson - Regina Spektor

W - Wonder - Natalie Merchant

I - Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls

T - Toi et Moi - Guillaume Grand

H - Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms

P - Paper Mache Heart - Matilda Mann

U - Undercover - Nightmare & the Cat

R - Run-Around - Blues Traveler

P - Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies

L - Lovefool - The Cardigans

E - Eet - Regina Spektor

No pressure tags. Also, I don't know who's already participated: @prettygoododds @artsyunderstudy @hushed-chorus @fatalfangirl @ileadacharmedlife @gay-at-ikea @whogaveyoupermission @theearlgreymage @thewholelemon @carryonsimoncarryonbaz @young-mitali @larkral @nightimedreamersworld @stillmadaboutpetra @raenestee

#tag game #really questioning my 15 letter long URL #elder millennial

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malarkgirlypop · 7 months

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Thanks for the tag @jump-wings (;. It was very fun to do.

Rules: create a playlist using the first letters of your tumblr url

M- Mr. Brightside The Killers

A- all-american bitch Olivia Rodrigo

L- Lose Control Teddy Swims

A- Anti-Hero Taylor Swift

R- Rain Sleep Token

K- Karma Police Radiohead

G- get him back! Olivia Rodrigo

I- I'm just Ken Ryan Gosling

R- Rasputin Boney M.

L- Like That Sleep Token

Y- You Wish Flyana Boss

P- Paint The Town Red Doja Cat

O- Oh My God Adele

P- PLUTO Melanie Martinez

Tagging (Don't have to do it if you don't want too!) @brassknucklespeirs @cody-helix02 @dcyllom @liptonsbabe @suugrbunz

#tagging game #band of brothers #reading #fanfic #hehe Malarkey is a sexy baby #donald malarkey #girlypop #he's so cute

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thatgenderlessentity · 1 year

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Roman- Would I get to hit more people with flowers?

Remus- Absolutely!

Roman- Then you have a deal!

Source: She-ra

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts roman #roman sanders #ts remus #remus sanders #source: she ra #ts creativitwins #creatitwins #please don't tag as r*mr*m

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an-theduckin · 5 months

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Hey since you made a few fics on A03 can I ask you how does the tag system works ? I don't get it- @w@

Ohh sure!! I'm happy to help u!! :3

So this is how it looks like alr

The first one, ratings is for choosing an age group. Like if u write smut u might choose "explicit" rating or if its just fluffy stuff n it'll be okay if kids read it, u can tag it as "general audiences". There's also "teens and up" and "mature" , which are pretty much self explanatory.

Second box, archive warnings, exist for like the main stuff that ppl might wanna avoid. Like some ppl might not wanna read graphic descriptions of violence, so if ur story has that u can choose that option so ppl who doesn't like that can avoid it. U can choose more than one warning obviously. If your story doesn't need any of these warnings, choose "No archive warnings apply" , NOT "Choose not to use warnings". Ik they sound similar but they're different. No archive warnings apply is when ur story doesn't have any of those listed warnings. Choose not to use warnings is when ur story MIGHT contain those warnings, but u don't wanna tell the readers what those warnings are cuz they might be a spoiler of the story (like for example, major character death) so you can choose that n the readers will be warned that it could be any of them but they won't know what exactly.

Then u choose the fandom, and if you're writing about romance choose if they're F/F (female X female), F/M (female X male), M/M (male X male), multi (more than two ppl in the relationship). If your story doesn't have romance in it, u can choose "Gen" which basically means that.

Then u choose relationships. If it's a romantic relationship, like for example Argos and Mr plant, write it as Argos/Mr plant. If it's a platonic relationship n its like a friendship or family or smth, like Mark n Argos, u write it as Argos&Mark. So basically use / sign if it's romantic, use & if it's platonic.

Then write which characters are in ur story.

Now comes the hardest part, "Additional tags". These tags are for tropes that aren't mentioned in the boxes before this one. Like Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Trans Argos etc etc these are just some examples. Oh n also that tagging system works like a tumblr tagging system, where u can just write whatever u want. Like "author was sleep deprived which writing this" or some jokes or smth u can do whatever u want. U can tag it with tropes u used in the story, as well as some warnings for triggering stuff that might not have been there in the main warnings section of the tagging system yk

If you're still confused, here's a really good YouTube video explaining how it works. I actually watched this b4 uploading my first ever ao3 fanfic, and it was SO helpful n the explanations r easy to understand and not confusing. I hope this helps, and happy writing! :3

youtube

#an_theduckin #twomp #thanks for the ask!#my advice #ao3 writer

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