jester said ‘make a poem professing your love’ and caduceus started making a poem about fjord FJORCLAY????
We hold Mothra on a high pedestal but like she doesn’t really deserve it. Not only is she asleep half the damn time but she neglects her eggs and fairies countless times until it’s the last minute. She also pulls a Dad and vanishes via death in front of hers and or lover.
Mothra is essentially a savage who cares about two things; status and Godzilla’s boo-
Meeting people in the same fandom as you
- Chatting in DMs about the series ❎ too scary, new people may be evil.
- Joining a public discord server dedicated to the series ❎ you’re joining too late and they’re all going to be friends already and you’ll feel like you don’t belong
- Following someone because they agree with your obscure headcanon and they reblogged pretty art once ✅ trustworthy, smart, they probably won’t contact you ever so there’s no way of forming unnecessary bonds that will make you sad later
I am going to start calling my witchy opinions onions.
Not everyone likes onions but onions are important to make things palatable.
i do not deserve this at all-
when in fanfics it says “she rolled her hips to his groin” (or whatever version of roll), I’m like: okay? but this isn’t yoga?
Fuck heterochromia, make your characters with anisocoria
sometimes you end up a pawn in your father’s game and married to a mean and diabolical tsar with a dark secret that threatens several kingdoms and you have to do SOMETHING about it so you put on all your new furs and pretty clothes and all your jewelry, but you’re still a plain little mouse under it all though that’s really no concern of yours honestly, and step through a mirror you can only step through with some fae-silver on in the right amount and you just go until you can think up a plan that isn’t ‘going, going, gone’
Me @ my friends when they get worried about my dark humor: listen, just because i say i want to get run over by the ice cream truck outside doesn’t mean i mean it.
boats are great tho :’c
I hate it when the arcana fandom ❤️
Rant down belowww block me if you wantttt
Arson? Kidnapping? Murder?
cab calling a uber will be a real thing
I shouldn’t ship real people, but have you ever watched Nat and David on an interview together?! It’s so cute!
Sleep is for the WEAK-
i stopped reading after “need to defend wizards” because i just KNEW it was gonna be another nerd trying to pose as cool and hip such as we other magic users
I don’t see an ISTJ coping well in this relationship.
And neither would ESTP deal well with it.
Sure, both can appreciate each other’s realness, but ISTJ might find ESTP too sinful for his/her puritan self. Come on.